#stupid bitch :p

[o-sachi]

I found my diary from 7th/8th grade and wadafak who is this bitch and what the fuck is she writing 😕

[constarlations]

tumblr gang gets this a dumb Timeskip hbhk doodle I never finished lol

[kiitruss]

OHMY GOD EVERYONE SHUT UP THEYRE HERE

IVE BEEN SO EXCITED FOR THEM FOR SO LONG- THESE LITTLE BASTARDS ARE GONNA BE MY MOST PRIZED POSSESSION IM SO HAPPY<33333 HUGE SHOUT OUT TO @sodapeche FOR MAKING THESE !!!! THEYRE ADORABLE AND THE QUALITY IS AMAZING !!

[dootznbootz]

I know I write about how wild Penelope is (she is) but OdyPen is very likeminded. Odysseus is just as wild and out of pocket. It's just that we already KNOW that from the epics. He's a reckless idiotic genius, same with her. It's just that Penelope was under a lot of stress and was missing her other half and that's why only a lil bit of her crazy slipped out with her sneeze omen of death. Also, Homer trying to keep her "mysterious" even to the narrator as she's the only one who can "trick the trickster".

They're both fucking crazy in the best way. It's just that in the beginning this man was just head over heels so even when she was purposely saying and doing out-of-pocket shit to try and "freak him out" he thought nothing of it and just thought "Fuck yeah, that's hot wife shit." They're both fucking weird. Both have ADHD and are reckless and silly

Odysseus: Once me and my sister went off to the cliffs when we weren't supposed to, and we messed around too much and so a big rock in the side fell off. It freaked everyone out. We never told anyone. Soothsayer said it meant no one could fish on the sea for 2 days because of how it now has two points and the boulder landed in the ocean... Penelope: ... 😧 Odysseus,😅: Haha, I don't know why I said that. It sounded cooler in my head... shit Penelope: No,no, that's fucking cool. I've fucked around with some things but I don't think I've ever done that much damage. Did you see the big splash??? Odysseus:

I can't emphasize enough how weird they BOTH are. They're both menaces together. With the whole "A joy to Friends, and a disaster for their enemies." Except it's not just to their enemies. They just DO shit.

They'll literally screw someone over with a devious plan turning away laughing and then immediately walk into a rake like some sort of loony toons show. They'd fall for the ICUP trick and then go on a rant on how that's so stupid and not a real trick and then try and pull it on someone else. THAT SHIT

THEY'RE LIL SHITS

[lordzuuko]

I highly recommend the wrench + police baton if you’re doing a motivity build and you wanna be OP that oneshots elite enemies as seen in this video at the end XD

It’s just so insanely good and it works so well with bosses that I obliterated them on my first try! Plus, I just love the bonk and the fable arts! Nothing screams more steampunk than a friggin wrench weapon 🤣👌

Also I hope more people play Lies of P, it’s just so fun!

[thatpurpledudetrey]

acotar modern au but feysand and nessian relationship got ruined ever since rhysand and cassian started to binge watching skibidi toilet and scrolling through yt shorts

[sepiasys]

Quality interaction that just happened

I love having a quotebook in SP XD

[ultyso]

Literally what’s the point in anything anymore? So much has gone to shit everywhere.

[localenemy]

HEY i’m alive

unfortunately lol

(idk which i like better so here’s a wombo combo to the third power.)

[jrueships]

man who thinks squinting makes him look sexy instead of simple, STOP, man who thinks squinting makes him look sexy instead of simple.

[sunmisbf]

me getting ready to get high as shit so i can watch the same kpop videos i always watch

[bitchesgate3]

mizora fans are the only safe side of the fandom for me

[tamyonmyonmyon]

did you genuinely get sad when everybody (specially Ace) were going back to their houses for the winter break in Book 4 or are you normal

[theinfinitedivides]

the sh*t that Pyeong Hwa has been through and is still going through,,,,,,,, someone give me the number of the ex-boyfriend bc if i see him in the streets it's over. i am taking him out balls and all he can forget about f*cking anyone else over ever again. where's Ga On and his slightly horny torture dreams of his boss i need surgeon Yo Han back real quick for this one

[ndntighnari]

Sometimes i think abt how in 8th grade there was this kid dawson in my class who HATED me and do not get me wrong the feeling was mutual. However we also were both kinda traumatized in the same ways and were considered the smart kids in class so we kinda wound up sitting nesr each other a lot bc the teacher didnt worry abt us chatting much. Which was a mistake. Bc unfortunately we also found that debating each other on mundane nonsense was insanely fun bc we were the only ones who could keep up w each other. He also was super chill and supportive of my not so subtle transness bc he, and i quote, "didn't give a shit about that stuff" due to the fact that he, "was only in catholic schooling bc his parents were religious". AND he "only cared about scientifically backed stuff" which he considered queer and trans stuff to fall under. He was the weirdest type of asshole and i hope my debate buddy is doing well wherever he is now

[ironmandeficiency]

oh shit the porn bots are starting to evolve