#oops i was planning this post to be neutral to the batboys but unfortunely the tags are very anti :P
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thatpurpledudetrey · 1 month ago
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acotar modern au but feysand and nessian relationship got ruined ever since rhysand and cassian started to binge watching skibidi toilet and scrolling through yt shorts
#acotar#neutral feyre#anti rhysand#nesta archeron#anti cassian#nothing too anti today#nyx was watching a skibidi toilet video on his greasy ipad while eating breakfast#and rhys just happen to see him watching it#“son what are u watching?”#and ever since then he's been like so mesmerized over skibidi toilet#this shithead decides to introduce to his incels fratboys#cassian who is obviously a dumb bitch is also stupidly invensted in skibidi toilet bcs hes stupid#azriel doesnt care bcs he has a chronic p*rn addiction so the only type of content he consumes is p*rn and absoulety nothing else#the archeron sisters are absoulety MORTIFIED#because obviously in the modern au the sisters would be gen z and everyone else would prolly be millennials or gen x(not emerie or gwyn)#so obvi they know what skibidi toilet just scrolling a bit on tiktok#feyre didnt care that nyx was watching toilet humor bcs hes a kid but the fact her shitty husband is into this makes her tremble in fear#“rhysand what are r u watchin- is that SKIBIDI TOILET ON UR SCREEN???”#nesta is probably used to cassian pure idiocy that she doesnt even seem suprised that cass is watching skibidi toilet just disgusted#she's more terrified at the fact cass is going to have shorter attention span and would probably pay less attention to her than he is now#like she could be laying at bed trying to sleep but cASSian watching skibidi toilet on FULL volume bcs hes just that ignorant#“cassian can u like lower the volume im trying to sleep”#“oh ok”#then few mins later hes playing it on full volume again bcs ïts to low that he cant hear"#nesta ask him the same thing a few times until she just gave up#oops i was planning this post to be neutral to the batboys but unfortunely the tags are very anti :P#meaning i have to put neutral feyre instead so i wont get harassed 😓
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