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Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours
Really? Aaaaaww that’s super sweet of you! Have fun looking over old posts. You would not believe some of the crazy things that happen here!
Or well…maybe you can because it’s tumblr.
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What's more romantic than blasting Man on the Moon II and hot boxing the car in your driveway with your boyfriend?
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sick with the drippppp
#fish drip#straight zooted#one more aquatic life related shirt to add to my rotation#drip#fish shirt
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Catnip. Not even once.
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How is Madara even functioning at this point? Meds, borrowed Hashirama DNA, and pure spite.
I realize the print is small so here's Maddy's med list:
- Various Tranquilizers
- Immunosuppressants
- Various Supplements
- Antidepressants
- Cheese slice
#madara uchiha#obito uchiha#shisui uchiha#itachi uchiha#sasuke uchiha#naruto#fanstuffs#g-pa is straight up zooted#also happy new year#Grandpa Madara AU
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sasha clubbing in a finland jersey in a miami nightclub is stuff of dreams and then matthew posting a pic of it on his story MAKES ME SHAKE
6.27.24
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#1619 YA DONE IT AGAIN#no sasha did not originally come with that jersey he was in a burgundy shirt#it looks like someone gave that jersey to him halfway through the night#OH THEYRE BOTH STRAIGHT UP ZOOTED#how is real how is any of this real#tw flashing lights#because club#cats: after dark
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Tipping the Velvet is not written well at all but it is a surprisingly good account of "show business/performance/professional collaboration as metaphor for being a service top" and I think that's beautiful
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which jjk man makes spliffs out of backwoods and why is it toji?
lmfaooo. this is the foundation of the hot boxing with toji fic i have cookin' lol.
#but did i lie?#if not toji then definitely sugu#although sugu is more bong type to me#nanami smokes out of a bowl#choso smokes joints#sukuna you have to trick into eating edibles (lol sukuna fic i have cooking)#gojo? well gojo ass aint allowed to smoke lmfao#can you imagine that man on a sativa?#lmfao utter chaos#maybe a HEAVY indica#calm is ass all the way down#and hes doing it out of a disposable vape#he would do gummies but his sugar addicted ass would eat them all and be zooted for a days#yuji n his friends are hot knifing it#megumi saw toji do it once when he was out of backwoods#higuruma is a man of the LAW so he's smoking the good contraband shit he gets from his cop friends i feel like hed have a whole rig#ino is vaping bc ofc he is lmfao although he once bought a gravity bong and nanami yelled at him cause he was toasty for 3 days straight#jjk headcanons#♋︎ kizzatcanons#•𐦍 𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉тαℓк
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#after being zooted for 2 days straight I feel soooooooo good#and it puts me in a mood to write so I'll be here and on discord!#the vibes are immaculate lads im loving this so much uwu#ooc tag
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#he is as high as a fucking kite rn i swear to fuck#karlo is not ok karlo is zooted he's straight zootin tootin n stuffs#BRING ME THE TEXTURELESS HEAD OF BRIAN GRIFFIN! karlo tag
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🎵?
🎶 But I wonder, wheeeeeere were youuuuu when I was at my worst down on my kneeeeeeees? And you said you had my back. So I wonder, wheeeeeere were youuuuuu when all the roads you took came back to meeeee? So I'm following the map that leads to you, the map that leads to you. Ain't nothing I can do, the map that leads to you
Following
following
following to you!🎶
Send me a 🎵
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#omfg#smoked this ittiest bittiest teeny tiniest hit of weed for the first time in ages#like years#and I'm goddamn zooted#straight up WONKY#I used to do this all the time a few years ago and then Fuck Hard!#but now I'm just a hapless little babybrain feeling just a tad too overwhelmed#what has become of me#I know it's been several years since I smoked last but this is outrageous
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plots please for any of my quincy muses<3
I receive: your quincies You receive: My baby who has rebelled in the eyes of god.
As I have stated in like 2 asks I am so fucking flexible anything goes. Even just talking if I'm honest. But I know I'd LOVE to explore some post-TYBW things with you and those who have survival verses (I have a LOT I need to post about Noah with the aftermath of tybw considering I am so intertwined with Reb's lore I follow all that oops) But I am more than welcome to exploring other aspects too, I'll be completely honest I have yet to really cement her dynamic with other sternritters that aren't Jugram or Bazz-B so literally anything goes,,,,
I'd be willing to explore her days in the troupe with some of them too (They did travel through SOME wandenreich territories so it is no short of a stretch they probably crossed paths (maybe)
like I said I'm flexible and of course always available to chat or plot in DMs and whatnot :0
#* {Answered}#* {OOC}#Foremyth#lissteeeen....I'm always game for ANYTHING#this almost became the unhinged ask since it's midnight and I am just straight zooted from work tonight lmao
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I want y'all to know that I am currently piloting the flesh prison against my will because Leon took a bunch of Klonopin because he was feeling unwell and managing the Klonopin high sort of became MY job so now I'm stuck here all zooted with my sole mission being to Act Normal and soldier through most of the medicine's effects without doing anything stupid so here we are I fucking guess. I don't blame Leon for popping those pills but the Klonopin high used to be a lot more uh PLEASANT. I did NOT sign up for whatever THIS shit is.
– Kovacs
#kovacs speaks#leon took 10 mg of it and let me tell you something the term “zooted” doesn't cut it anymore#i am straight up going through an out-of-body experience with how dissociated i am#i can't think clearly and my attention span is nonexistent#i don't want to go to bed yet but trying to remain functional through this high is like trying to teach a fish how to climb a tree#it's HARD#all i can do is drink energy drinks and chain-smoke#i feel SLIGHTLY more alert after washing my face with cold water but holy shit guys i'm still completely out of it#why me#of all people why me#ugh#personal
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NIKO MIKKOLA STANLEY CUP CHAMPION AND MAN WHO PARTICIPATED IN CHAMPAGNE CAM
edmonton oilers @ florida panthers game 7 postgame | 6.24.24 (x)
#niko mikkola#florida panthers#2324#playoffs 24#RAAAAAAAAAAAA#LETSGO MIKKSY BOY#DUBIOUS ANGLES WOO#i would say this is my stanley cup BUT OH WAIT IT IS#gorgeous he has the eyes of a woodland creature that would kick you without any remorse#i hired this fucking thing to stare at you#i cant see his pupils and though his hat shades his eyes i dont think i would if it didnt#straight up zooted#modesty towel givin glug glug oh we have a princess on our hands#im sorry i love him so much you have to deal with me being a little deranged
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