#straight michael... who IS THAT!!!
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#every time i remember how real of a possibility this is i lose my mind sorry#straight michael... who IS THAT!!!#also just fully Not needed in an ideal world i would have a movie centered around the siblings and breaking cycles but that's not happening#and aside from heterosexual michael being a crime to me they'd just. they're gonna write him Wrong LMAODHJD#his whole 'oh don't get close to me i kill everything i touch i have to stay in the shadows' is a FLAW it's BAD real improvement comes#from when he lets people in ... yet they're probably just gonna use that to make him seem badass lmao#⁂ ・゚: i was looking for a job‚ and then i found a job‚ and heaven knows i’m miserable now ➛ ooc
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Michael Bryan meeting Dorian Pavus while playing Dragon Age: Inquisition for the first time (via YouTube)
#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dorian pavus#dai#michael bryan#gamingedit#daedit#dragonageedit#youtuberedit#videogamemen#*#i dont even know who to tag with this SDKJSHFKDSJHF#not even the straight men are immune to him 🙂↕️🙂↕️ exactly exactly
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Michael talking about/confirming having a crush on a man on The Assembly tonight.
#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#the assembly#can we please stop calling him straight now?#i think Michael has been telling us exactly who he is for a long time now#between all of the film roles he's played and talking about his attractions to men in real life#Michael is not hiding#even if he doesn't label it specifically#david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi#gifs by me
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Okay this is the meanest thing im going to say & then im going back to happyposting but if you think bucktommy was “groundbreaking” and you’re saddened by the “loss of representation” then i think you might be stupid, and media illiterate, an probably racist, maybe even biphobic
#1) did Michael and David mean nothing to you? why?#2) Buck is still bi! nothing is changing that! we have not lost any bisexual representation#3) the bt relationship has been poorly written & confusing but one thing that’s always been clear was how short-term is was mean to be#you haven’t been lied to youre just willfuly ignorant#4) Lfj is at best a sellout with 0 morals/backbone & at worst a genuinely quanon supporter- and either was he is Straight!#yet it’s ostark who’s getting all the hate/fallout from this arc for playing a nuanced bi character??#and 5) whether they’re going for queer eddie or not - the buck/eddie relationship is Infinitely more beautiful & interesting & layered than#bt was#they have history And chemistry & they really could go all the way#911 spoilers#911 abc#buddie
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#cillian murphy#peaky blinders#tommy shelby#thomas shelby#is he a tommy or a thomas#i'm going to go Alfie on this and say he's a Thomas#tw: gun#tw: gun violence#tw: violence#the way his cheekbones cast their own shadows tho bro#not to get fake deep here but like#this scene was a commentary on so many things#his respect for horses -who were historically war animals#killing a horse is killing a part of himself#and the foreshadowing when arthur comes with news about michael straight after this#as the horse is buried#SO MANY LAYERS IN THIS ONE SCENE
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Hello, dear
#special thanks to the person who made michael character ai#i have been talking to him three days straight#tma#the magnus archives#mag pod#tma fanart#the magnus archive fanart#tma michael#michael distortion#the spiral#the distortion#tma distortion#tma spiral#my art
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caffeine brain posting but my spn rewatch has reminded me of just how incorrect the fanon version of jack is and once again i gotta ask how did y’all get “literal toddler who’s scared of horror movies” and strawberry cow white boy from a guy who’s obsessed with zombies and hunting and kills people as a gesture of love. Where did we go wrong as a species
#he hotboxed Michael for Mary and all his apocalypse world besties#he torched Nick for Sam……he straight up Beheaded Noah the gorgon for cas lmao#the day spn fans can be normal about a character who’s literally just autistic is the day I can die happy#cal.txt#spn#jack kline#spn fandom#fanon vs canon#like why are y’all so insistent on making him lame#anyways goodnight it’s 5am#i do not learn my lesson from black tea at 11pm
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Every single character as soon as they meet Aziraphale:
#good omens#aziraphale#gomens#ineffable husbands#michael sheen#this isn’t even a joke#this is straight up 100 good omens canon#everyone who meets him has an unquenchable desire to call him slurs
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For David Tennant’s next role, he’s embodying a closeted preteen testing the gay waters with fuck ugly corporate-approved K-Mart hoodies
#sir you are obscenely wealthy why are you wearing 2012 tumblr ‘spaghetti is straight too before it gets hot’ -ier hot topic lookin ass wares#those shoes are hideous i’m so sorry#i’d like to think The Gays ™️ are better than this but yet. here we are#‘pwease no out/rpf’ this man wears pronoun pins outside of a primary school setting. let me tee hee#david tennant#macbeth#good omens#bbc staged#doctor who#doctor who 60th anniversary#hamlet#lgbtqia#gay#bisexual#nonbinary#<- i’m just gonna tag all of them lol ->#lesbian#<- you know. why not?#michael sheen#ikykyk#please for the sake of fashionable literacy don’t tacitly accept how ugly these clothes are. sir you clothes usually slay please do better#regardless of whatever emotional turmoil you’re loudly going thru rn lol#kmart#*tier not ier. why do i bother using mobile let me EDIT#crowley#tenth doctor#fourteenth doctor#i was about to tag blackadder hahaha oops#blackpool#*YOUR clothes agghhhhhh
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Apparently The Terror producer David Kajganich stated in an Q&A what jobs he thinks the characters would have if they lived in the modern day, and I just…
These are all so fucking funny. Love that one of the show’s producers seemingly has peak Terror brainrot
#personal#amc the terror#the terror#extremely cursed terror posting#also#Franklin- yes 100%. tho I could also see like. mid level office manager who really wants to be your friend#just a real Michael Scott#crozier- yup. fitzjames- yup.#hickey- for sure. silna- absolutely#goodsir- yes. tho I could also just see straight up doctor. like… a pediatric surgeon#little- why do we have to be so mean to this already very sad man????#hodgson- cursed. so cursed. I HATE it#Irving- yup. blankey- ugh. perfect yes. collins- yes please give this man a break#jopson- YES. oh this made me emotional#hartnell- …there something you wanna tell the class david k?#bridgens- yes. but wheres peglar#tozer- god please don’t make him a cop. please. firefighter works great. gym teacher… I feel like he’s hate children#lady jane- yup. sofia- …honestly yea. I see it
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Okay, okay, okay I know how we all feel about straight ships: But hear me out, there is ONE ship dynamic that is an exception to the rule:
Anxious Neurodivergent Guy x Bi-Vibes-Wife
Tell me I’m wrong.
#rose tyler x the doctor#doctor who#kim x jimmy#better call saul#eleanor x chidi#the good place#jonathan x nancy#stranger things#laszlo x nadja#wwdits#hughie x annie#the boys#jake x amy#b99#poppy x ian#mythic quest#michael x holly#the office#straight ships#shipping#neurodiversity#bisexuality#ship dynamics#bi vibes#opinion#personal#headcanon#don’t take this too seriously#but i said what i said#fandoms
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Here’s the thing about the Francesca/Michaela business…fans have a problem with it from every angle.
- Some are upset about losing Michael.
- Some are upset about Francesca falling for someone else while married to John.
- Some are upset about an unoriginal LGBTQ storyline.
- Some are upset about Francesca’s infertility storyline either disappearing or taking a backseat to her sexuality.
- Some are upset about Michaela (a black woman) potentially chasing Francesca (a white woman) and begging her to love her.
- Some are upset about it being “forced representation.”
The fans who are screaming that anyone who has a problem with it is just homophobic are dead wrong. These (valid) reactions are coming from everywhere and it’s silly to write them off as bigotry.
#i’ve seen so many comments saying ‘i’m LGBTQ and i hate this change’#like how can you claim it’s just uptight straight white people who are mad? 😂#i don’t know i just think if they’re getting this much backlash from this many different groups of people…maybe reconsider#bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers#michael stirling#michaela stirling#francesca bridgerton
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"Why did they make Michael into Michaela? They took away one of the hottest men in Bridgeton now!" Okay, now it's one of the hottest women in the show. What's the issue now? Still got Francesca and Michael, in a way.
"Francesca's infertility plotline is ruined now! It was so important in the books!" Why can't she still have this particular plot, while still being with Michaela? Why is that suddenly erased now that Michael is a woman? Do you not believe that sapphic woman can't also struggle with infertility? There are multiple ways that the show can still incorporate this.
"Why are they making everyone gay now? It was fine when it was just Benedict but now-" I'm going to stop you right there. What's wrong with having more than one queer character? There are multiple straight people in the show, and in most forms of media, but you draw the line at having more than one gay/queer person? Imagine what it's like for other queer people to not be represented or to only have that one person be a vessel for the entire community. Doesn't sound very fair right? Another thing, because I see a lot of people who say this call themselves "allies", it doesn't sound very supportive when you say things like this. It doesn't instill confidence in your support for the queer community when you can't even fathom the possibility of more than one queer person on your screen without complaint. It's okay to be a little bummed out about the change, but to use rhetoric like above feels very...it leaves a sour taste in the mouth personally.
#bridgerton#benedict bridgerton#francesca bridgerton#michaela stirling#michael stirling#also it really shows how some just completely disrespect wlw and don't vibe with them as much as mlm bc they can't fetishize them#(just want to clarify that not everyone thinks like this nor that there is a problem with mlm ships its just a very prevalent & hard to#ignore issue of how often wlw ships are treated in comparison to mlm)#(i also think it's very sad that mlm ships go through this too bc often times it causes for 1 or both men to be completely mischaracterized#by the fandom just to fit the needs of these people (some who are often straight [yte] women)#pls dni if you can't have a collected conversation on this topic#this is also coming from someone who is a part of the community and i see this a lot however that doesn't mean everyone feels this way#id love to hear others thoughts on the matter (as long as it's respectful)#lgbtq#lgbtqia#tw infertility
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Michael straight up writing erotic gay fan fiction about Lucian and Aro in a 2012 interview and I am losing my mind...
#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#i'm screaming#aro#twilight#lucian#underworld#there is no heterosexual explanation for this#at this point i hope anyone who still thinks Michael is straight#can just disabuse themselves of that notion#because dear god#and if he's imagined this with Aro and Lucian he has probably imagined endless smutty scenarios with Aziraphale and Crowley#i think Michael has been telling us exactly who he is for a long time now#bless his bisexual Welsh chaos#i need to lie down now
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Went to Michaels again, you know we had to do it to em
#michaels#cotl#lambert….#i had to make sure that they didn’t just leave the word CULT there and some random mom or someone thinks we’re actually promoting a cult#because… we like being in michaels…#and we dont wanna be banned or some shit#from silly cult game mention#lambert posts#mel talks#cult of the lamb alters#Narinder straight up fucking hated Michaels#but he’s getting used to shit so it’s to be expected ig#he hates extreme colors for some reason#complains about it burning his eyes#this reminds me that i have to post that uhh alter thing so everyone that actually reads these knows who we are and shit#because NO ONE knows who i am#I am Mel#…Im not even gonna try and… talk the rest of this shit out#im prolly gonna post it tonight or tomorrow too#cause I think I have to update it to explain Nari probably..#since Lambert will keep this guy in front with everyone else#and maybe one day—Narinder will (unlikely) post something himself on here!#won’t that be fun!#sweating…#ok i gotta go#cult of the lamb lambert#lamb cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb#doodles#doodlings
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A fnaf trope that pisses me off to no end is when people make the other bullies become huge assholes to Michael post bite and have them bully him
Idk it feels like a sorry excuse to victimize Michael and also like??? They did the same fucking thing he did what the hell 💀 why does Michael get soul crushing guilt and all of them are just stupid asshole bullies
It’s just the biggest “Michael wasn’t actually that bad 🥺” type shit ever I hate it
#disliking him is one thing#but to straight up bully and harass him? nah that pisses me off#it’s different if they have a reason#like there was one person who’s Bonnie bully thought mike was involved in the murders#and that’s why he hated him#that’s different#but just. ugh. I hate the poor Michael bullshit#tzu rambles
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