#story; a new menace

[digitalgate02]

A New Menace?!

A XW fanfiction made pure of comedy and the chat's shenanigans about Tagiru being a Purple Tamer in Digica.

[AO3 version here]

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Taiki and Yuu received a message telling them to meet at the sports square where they usually play basketball with their team, but one thing is… They didn’t know where Tagiru was.

Taiki was already wondering if he got kidnapped or something else… But Yuu just growled like better this idiot not be doing something stupid--

Ah.

Somehow, the other five heroes from other worlds were… There. They didn’t know what was happening, but all they could remember was the old man with a Clockmon telling them they were needed again, and urgently.

Okay, but why call Taiki, Yuu and the five Legends there? Something felt suspicious…

“You heroes, bow down to the new overlord!”

That voice was very familiar. And Yuu started gritting his teeth. Mostly by annoyance. Taiki and the other five heroes stared at a figure with a cape. But even before the new menace could keep his cool villainous speech, Yuu walked in his direction and…

“Wait, what are you--”

“ENOUGH!” And Yuu yanked the cape covering Tagiru “What the heck are YOU doing!?”

“I… I want to quit the hero’s side! I’m evil now!”

“Huh??” They all exclaimed in different ways, but Yuu was the most irritated of them all.

“You heard me! I… I want to be a bad guy now!”

“Kiddo…” Daisuke squinted his eyes “Why do you want to--”

“OK!” Taiki interrupted him, and looked at Tagiru, “What are your plans?”

“Taiki-san what are you doing!?” Yuu growled.

“M-My plans?!” Tagiru babbled.

“A bad guy has plans, dude,” Taichi shrugged.

“Are you--” Yuu babbled, but he got also interrupted by another hero:

“You can’t just claim to be evil and not have any evil plans,” Takuya nodded.

“Of course I have an evil plan!” Tagiru said quickly, “I will become a superstar and--”

“Ok” Taiki said to the others, “He’s fine, you all can go home.”

“W-WAIT!! I’M STILL HERE!!”

“Tagiru and Daisuke are alike huh” V-mon commented, “Both wanted to be bad guys but were really bad at it.”

“H-HEY!” Daisuke gulped “I… I WASN’T WANTING TO BE EVIL FOREVER!!”

“True, he tried and couldn’t be evil at all,” Taichi replied.

“That’s right!” Takato exclaimed, “He was trying to be a new Digimon Kaiser!”

“Isn’t Digimon Kaiser from that--” Guilmon started to talk, but Takato gently covered his muzzle.

“Yeah, that one!” Taichi’s Agumon answered but was not very aware of what Guilmon's question was.

“I…” Daisuke gulped.

“He wanted to be evil for attention and for the girls!” V-mon said, innocently.

“I-- I WASN’T CALLING FOR ATTENTION!!”

“Then, what did you want?” Masaru asked, raising an eyebrow.

“... Free chocolate?”

Everyone looked at Daisuke in silence.

“Really? His motive to go evil was for free chocolate?” Tagiru and Takuya said together, in a very annoyed tone of voice.

“Look I didn’t want to be evil for real! I wanted to be cool and get chocolate!!”

“He’s bad at it,” Masaru’s Agumon and Gumdramon shrugged.

“O-OI!!”

“But ain’t we heroes here?” Takuya crossed his arms, annoyed “ WHY would either of us go evil!?”

“He’s right,” Masaru replied with a nod, “We’re real men here, we fight to protect people and not to harm them.”

“I’M STILL HERE!!” Tagiru hissed, stomping his foot on the floor.

“Um, shouldn’t we do something about Tagiru-san?” Takato asked gently.

“Nah, he won’t cause a fuss. He cannot hurt a fly!” Taichi said, with a smile.

“He won’t be an issue, don’t worry Takato.” Taiki agreed.

“Tagiru and Daisuke are really alike huh?” V-mon commented again.

“Can you please stop embarrassing me…?” Daisuke pleaded. 

“WHY NO ONE IS TAKING ME SERIOUSLY!?” Tagiru cried.

“Hey dude, you need to put more effort on that!” Takuya said to him.

“More effort on what?”

“Your performance!” Takuya said with a serious tone, “Evil guys don’t come in and say they’re evil! They attack! They explode things! They kidnap victims! They overthrow the government!”

“Wait, wasn’t you who were saying we’re good people and shouldn’t become evil?” Now it was Masaru who got tired of that discussion.

“Oh…?” Tagiru blinked, “Y-Yeah! Gumdramon, let's break some things!”

“RIGHT!”

“HOLD ON HERE!” Yuu grabbed Tagiru by the cape and Gumdramon by their tail “You won’t wreck ANYTHING on my watch!”

“R-right!!”

“That’s no good,” Damemon shook his finger.

“But I want to be evil!!”

“You can’t be evil until you hear orders from the others though” Takuya shrugged.

“Yeah!”

Suddenly, a beep was heard and Tagiru took his phone from his pocket.

“Just a sec,” he said. Then he answered the call “Hello? Oh hi mom… I’m with Taiki-san and Yuu, don’t worry! No, I won’t be late for dinner today. Okay, right. See you later, mom!” and he hung up.

“What kind of evil guy listens to his mom’s orders?” Daisuke chuckled.

“LIKE YOU WERE A GREAT VILLAIN, HUH!?” Tagiru stared at him, “Wanting free chocolate from girls, huh!”

“HEY YOU--”

“Let’s not start a fight here!” Takato intervened.

“Fine…” Daisuke pouted.

“Then, what is your evil plan?” Taiki asked Tagiru again.

“Um… Being a superstar overlord who’s beloved by everyone?”

“I DID GIVE YOU ALL THOSE ADVICE AND YET!!” Takuya roared.

“He ignored you,” Taichi commented, with a deadpan face.

“You’re not helping Taichi!!”

“I’m totally not, I’ve witnessed two of my friends trying to be mean people and they were pretty soft and bad at it.”

“Oh, you mean…” Daisuke said.

“Yeah, Mimi-chan and Yamato.”

“Ah, them.”

“Yup, them.”

“I KNOW HOW TO MAKE TAGIRU BECOME A MENACE!” V-mon shouted with determination.

“DO YOU KNOW!?” Tagiru grinned.

“YEAH!” V-mon nodded, and continued “The Digimon Kaiser used to kick Wormmon! You have to kick Gumdramon to look evil!!”

“Uh… Kicking Gumdramon is… Not a good idea” Tagiru frowned, he was not sure about that.

“C’mon, you want to be evil but can’t kick your minion!?” Takuya boo’ed him.

“I… OK, I’M KICKING HIM!”

Tagiru prepared his foot and kicked Gumdramon with all of his strength. The digimon growled in pain and then stared at Tagiru.

“WHY DID YOU DO THAT, YOU IDIOT!?” Gumdramon bonked Tagiru’s head with his hammer tail.

“OUCH, I WAS TRYING TO BE EVIL!”

“YOU!!”

And then they started fighting each other. Yuu was carried by Damemon to a safer spot in the square.

“You did it on purpose” Masaru looked at Takuya with a glare.

“Huh?”

“He definitely did it on purpose,” Takato answered.

“Uh guys?”

“You told him to kick Gumdramon for that, right Takki?” Daisuke squinted his eyes.

“Hey! Hold on, it was your digimon’s idea first!”

“It’s okay everyone, crisis averted” Taichi said with a grin, “ if they’re fighting they won’t do harm anymore.”

“Won’t it be dangerous for them?” Taichi’s Agumon asked with a frown.

“Don’t worry,” Shoutmon said, “Yuu, Damemon, Taiki and I will prevent them from getting hurt for real.”

“Alright, then let’s go back to our worlds,” Masaru said.

“Can we please not mention the Digimon Kaiser thing again?” Daisuke asked them.

“Sure sure, but don’t become evil for foolish things!” Takuya chuckled.

“Seriously, if we have anyone to care about turning evil here is Takuya” Taichi muttered to Taiki.

They said farewell and returned to their worlds by their own request to the old man with a Clockmon.

“Uh sir?” Taiki asked the old man, now that Tagiru and Gumdramon stopped fighting and were not turning evil anymore (“Because it sucks!” said Tagiru himself) “Why did you call the other five heroes here?”

“To teach Tagiru a lesson” he answered calmly, “They have a lot to teach you three.”

“Just to… teach him a lesson…”

“And because he annoyed me so badly, I got tired and dumped him on them.”

“Y-you… didn’t change huh?” Shoutmon laughed nervously.

“I’m glad everything ended well…” Taiki smiled.

“Next time I will throw him into space.”

“... Y-you don’t need to do that,” Taiki and Shoutmon sighed.

The End (?)

[kingoffantasy516]

Ok you know what, let's spread some positivity. Reblog this if you actually like Star Wars

And I am refering to all of star wars and not just select parts of it. Even if you have issues with parts of it, you still enjoy it.

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[nightmarewolf133]

Falling asleep anti thought:

Besides his appearance, what makes this new version of anti so terrifying to me is that he now seems to be *actually* real.

Up until now we've only ever seen anti through screens, projections or hallucinations. But today, he got out of the camera. He stepped on the floor of our real world.

The way he walked, as if he hadn't done that in a long time... no glitching, just a slight distortion at the end. He has a form now and who knows what it's capable of.

He just became trully scary.

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[abduloki]

Star Wars Timeline

Episode 1 : The Phantom Menace Episode 2 : Attack of the Clones

The Clone Wars

Episode 3 : Revenge of the Sith

The Bad Batch Obi Wan Kenobi Solo Andor Star Wars Rebels Rogue One

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SW Favoritism Rating 5.0

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23. Tales of the Jedi

24. Ahsoka

[lost-in-men-of-letters-bunker]

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!

[nerdylizj]

i miss forgetting is a kind of mercy. thank you for writing such an amazing story. ik real life gets in the way, so dont take this as pressure or me being a pushy reader. i just NEED more...... specially of akio. can you tell me some random fact about him? i keep thinking about his love for mangoes, dislike of carrots, love for snuggling with mama and dada........ i just miss the lil menace :((

hiii sure!

his name means "bright/clear", he was born during the summer, he was a fat chunky baby which Gira was very pleased to mention multiple times much to Kya's irritation, he loves to run away from his parents/play chase, he was a surprise lmao, he loves when his mom gives him baths bc she makes shapes with the water, his favorite babysitter was Gira even though Lee never understood why until he realized Gira just... bribed the boy to behave with sweets. very effective but it made bedtime miserable lmaooo. he has a freckle on his temple like kya that lee liked to point out

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[djevelbl]

Storytime bc I can NOT keep this shit to just myself oh my god this is HILARIOUS

Ok so me my mum & dad we're talking about how children are different regardless of where they came from, right? and so my mum launches into a story (you know it's good when my mum, the beacon of memory in our household [seriously that woman forgets NOTHING] launches into a story):

She says as a set-up that my brother had one (1) temper-tantrum when he was preschool age and my father spanked him twice — he never had one ever again.

Then, it was my turn.

One day in preschool I, apparently, didn't wanna go home for whatever reason preschool-aged me thought was adequate for the occasion, and so I proceeded to have a temper-tantrum.

Quick context, I have a shitty ass memory and all I remember from things like preschool are like. two things and everything else I've been told — for example, I've been told many many times how I apparently had a deep seated hatred for this one little plasticy backpack/suitcase type combo that every time I had a temper-tantrum and I happened to bring it to school, bitch wouldn't leave the classroom without being banged against a couple walls at least.

So anyway, it's time to leave and I'm probably making my best impression of a radiation nuke alert going off; my dad's not having it tho — he tells me we're going home. I just wail harder.

Ofc, because he's himself and raised on a different mentality (not an excuse, just an explanation; don't lay harming hands on your kids ppl) he spanks me.

My answer?? I ran beneath the fucking school bus.

NOBODY could get me from beneath that bitch — my dad moved around that thing and I just scurried to the other side like an overzealous lizard, or maybe a rabid and feral raccoon; my grandma didn't even dare intervene, she knew this was a hopeless endeavor.

It took my mom noticing from her at-the-time job — which was close-by so she could sort-of see what was happening — to start leaving and think huh, the school bus ain't going home yet. wonder what's happening to get my havoc-wrecking ass hauled back home.

As my mom oh-so-eloquently put it: "she didn't even wanna go home with (dad), she had a murderous look every time the idea was brought up."

I was apparently basically UNINTELLIGIBLE when explaining the situation STILL FROM BENEATH THE FUCKING SCHOOL BUS, so the convo was something like:

Mom: what happened? Why are you beneath the school bus sweety??

Me: little child rabid noises, crying and screeching, it vaguely sounds like a velociraptor screaming actually

Mom: ok, and what did daddy do?

Me: even more unintelligible screeching oh my god is that even a language???

So yea, I was a rabid little preschooler huh

[darth-memes]