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jonberry555 · 2 months ago

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Stormtrooper Aim is Real! #starwarsjedisurvivor #starwars #gaming

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#star wars #star wars jedi survivor #cal kestis #stormtrooper #stormtrooper aim #gaming #gameplay #youtube #youtube shorts #shorts #jonberry555 #Youtube

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big-low-t · 4 months ago

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Star Wars: Rebellion Crushed, starring Yusuf Dikec as a stormtrooper who can hit a target.

#star wars #yusuf dikec #stormtroopers #olympics #turkey #this one can aim

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lucky-clover-gazette · 4 months ago

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just spent three hours verbally outlining a revised star wars sequel trilogy with several nerd friends and i love our version of ben solo that doesn’t exist

#neurotic little freak who needs his emotional support wookie every time he gets scared of his own darkness #on the universe’s most awkward road trip with said wookie his uncle who hates him and c3po #getting absolutely zero bitches #faking his death and then jumpscaring hux with his survival in the campiest way possible #finn rey poe and bb8 actually get to hang out #finn has the force zoom calls with rey #and finn and poe have to pretend to be a couple at the space casino until they realize they could do that for real #luke’s characterization makes actual sense #leia and han’s deaths are properly mourned #it’s revealed that stormtroopers have shitty aim bc of their masks #and the second finn gets them to remove the masks they’re totally fine #oh yeah finn starts a stormtrooper uprising #or at least destabilizes them as a military force #rey scavenges her way out of a force-proof room bc the force is not her only skill #luke tracks ben down in a cantina and ben stands to leave but then luke tells him c3po is outside and ben sits back down #that’s right we have JOKES too #and a coherent theme taking after a line in tfa!#sw

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redbean-nom · 5 months ago

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finally watched force awakens (because the orchestra was playing the score live) and. I am now more confused.it feels like i got up for a snack break and missed half the movie but apparently i did not

#star wars #sw sequels #the force awakens #i feel like I understand the plot less than i did before i watched it??#(spoilers)#like yesterday all i knew was #rey is a desert child and maybe a jedi #finn is an ex stormtrooper and maybe a jedi?#poe is a pilot who does stuff #han dies and also r2 is alive #they lost luke somehow #and starkiller base is like death star but big #now i have no clue what is happening #did they lose track of like eight jedi between mando and sequels?? where is everyone #what happened to the mandalorian fleet that was previously the main thing fighting the shadow council/imperial remnant #is the new republic just dead? why did they not send an army if they apparently know where all the imperial bases are?#and why is a stationary death star that has exactly two charges supposed to be a tactical advantage.#what if one of the shots hit a stray potato asteroid on the way?? how do you aim???#how did poe escape the tie that got maybe eaten by a small sarlacc or something underground??#why does rey suddenly know how to use a lightsaber and why does kylo suddnely not #redbean talks

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thetoastmastergeneral · 5 months ago

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I’m crying.

Whether it’s from laughter or a mental breakdown is up to you.

#twitter #donald trump #ronald reagan #us politics #stormtrooper aim

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obeythetoaster · 10 months ago

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Stormtroopers, Disney's Hollywood Studios

#black and white #disney #photography #disney world #walt disney world #black and white photography #nikon d7200 #disney's hollywood studios #Star Wars #stormtroopers #rise of the resistance #Look at these bunch of jabronis who can't aim

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motorcity-thoughts · 1 year ago

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the ultra elites/kaneco soldiers r actually so cute wtf

bonus clip cuz theyre adorable T-T??

#awbwhggghh #ive only seen like 1 actual piece of fanart for them im sad #theyre literally the stormtroopers of mc #underappreciated but adorable.. and apparently have rlly bad aim #THEY ALL LOOK THE EXACT SAME R THEY CLONETROOPERS!!?!??#/j #motorcity #disney xd

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dravidious · 5 months ago

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You're more amazing than stormtroopers

That obnoxious blue player just transformed your awesome creature into a 1/1? No worries! Just transform it again! (Also goblin adoption) (Also I'm doing an amateur Ultrakill let's play)

#asks #custom cards #funny you should mention stormtroopers considering i aim almost as well as them lol #missing 5 shots in a row in the first battle

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xivu-arath · 7 months ago

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this must be a temporary event change but. this really did make me stop and stare for a minute

#HI STORMTROOPER....#the enemy description even says their aim sucks klsuhgushg

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aspiringnexu · 1 year ago

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Conventions should have 'fighting' rings simply because we could pit a stormtrooper against a Red Shirt and watch the laws of the universe battle it out.

#star trek #star wars #stormtroopers #red shirt #the universal constant of bad aim #versus doomed to die due to stiff breeze #they each have a coach #and one coach is constantly having to give CPR #and the other is having to constantly turn the trooper around so he's facing the right direction

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jonberry555 · 7 months ago

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Star Wars Jedi: Survivor Livestream Gameplay Clips

No Fly Now

Stormtroopers can't aim

Defeating Turgle in Holotactics

#star wars #star wars jedi survivor #cal kestis #bd 1 #cal #turgle #stormtrooper #stormtrooper aim #livestream clip #youtube shorts #jonberry555

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firehandlerfred · 2 years ago

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My parents decided to watch fast and furious (the ninth one), and in 30min the laws of physics have been destroyed so much I'm waiting for aliens to show up or smtg

I Can't believe the space launch WASN'T the least believable part of this shitshow

#spoilers if you care about that stuff #but like goddamn #stormtrooper aim is not enough to explain how shit these soldiers are #also gravity is a button next to the heated seats in all the crew cars #inertia is not real either #“that was new” letti honey you have a concussion stfu #this magnet can fuck off kindly #plot convenience thy name is electromagnet

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trooperst-3v3 · 2 years ago

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listen i know this isn't your area of expertise but how is your aim

Depends on what's being aimed. I got blaster training along with everyone else while growing up, so my aim with a laser is pretty darn good, if a little rusty (haven't had anyone to shoot at for quite some time).

Hand me a pneumatic nail gun, though, and I can hang a shelf from 50 paces.

#ST-3V3 #star wars #sequel trilogy #stormtrooper #ask #aim

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star-wars-lycanwing-bat · 3 months ago

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My headcanon is that the rebels had to hope and pray to the Force that the Empire wouldn't upgrade their armour. Otherwise, they'd all be dead.