#stormlight sims

[sorchasolas]

Kaladin.

[monarchetype]

if I had a nickel every time I got into a really long series with "Archive" in the title with a main character for whom the most forbidden and out-of-reach ship is MC x Therapy, I'd have two nickels

[i-think-in-metaphors]

Does it make any sense whatsoever to shove Kaladin Stormblessed and Jonathan Simms on a road trip together?

No.

Is that going to stop me?

Hell no.

[purple-egg-yolk]

Dalinar and Navani wouldn’t have gotten stuck in the spiritual realm if they used their ribs as an anchor like real protagonists.

You’re telling me a stoneward couldn’t Jared hopworth out a rib for them?

[vurthshistorian]

I MUST SPEAK MY TRUTH BECAUSE I CAN HOLD IT BACK NO LONGER.

Are John Sims and Kaladin Stormblessed Cousins from Different worlds or some shit because in every artistic rendition of the characters they look very similar and on occasion act similar.

[deadwhimzy]

Kaladin vs Kaladin if he had made it to Kharbranth and became a surgeon

[shiroxix]

An idea for a doodle request: A Cosmere/TMA roleswap? :D Perhaps Vin as an Avatar of the Dread Power known as The Stillness, sometimes called the Forever, or Things-Will-Always-Be-The-Same. Perhaps Jonathan Sims as a Knight Radiant, channeling the power of the Shard called Vigilance!

In the spirit of the ask rather than the law of it, I got really obsessed with the idea of Radiant Jon. He's definitely some kind of corrupted Truthwatcher who's spren vaguely resembles eyes reflected in shards broken glass. I wanted to give him a shardaxe as a joke... and then realized I'd drawn his spren and his shard weapon in the same image whoopsie. I have... a lot of thoughts about this... thanks for the food.

[skykid-nadir]

Terrible news, Tumblr! I'm about to finish my book! And I don't know what to read next!

[spacetimeaccordionfolder]

next in the "drawing Arthur and John (and possibly Jon sims) with characters from other media" was supposed to be Kaladin and Syl (little piece of a god [Honor] interacting with little piece of a god [king in yellow] with the people they're attached to) but then I started thinking about how funny it would be for Shallan to talk with Arthur and Jon and this happened.

also girl is the shortest one in her friend group yet in the way we measure things she's actually 6'1" and there is no way Arthur or Jon are taller than 5'10". No way. I'm being very generous here. So this 19 year old is the tallest one in this group.

[cringefaillosersummit]

Round 1; Group 3B

About Jon he has lost every other poll he has been in. his only canonical appearance is scrawny and tired. he was once kidnapped for a month and moisturized by evil clowns and everyone just thought he was being a dick and not showing up to work.

About Elhokar lived served cunt then died but like if he didn’t serve cunt. he just lived and then died

[sadboytournament]

ROUND THREE

Alright, we've had some upsets! This is very interesting. Now FIGHT!

Hunter vs. Kaladin

Nico vs. Miles

Shadow vs. Harry

Jonathan vs. Zuko

[sorchasolas]

I made Lezian, Raboniel and Leshwi,,,, :)))

[wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart]

- frequently and canonically kneeling over

- super-awareness

- described as a creepy rat

- looked down upon by most people

- willingly puts himself in dangerous/demeaning situations

- measures his own value on how useful he can be to others

- trans vibes

no wonder I immediately latched on to the dude lol

I've known Renarin for 1.02 books. All he does is stand around in the background. But I know with my whole heart that that guy is trans af. good for him good for him.

[wanderingprometheus]

More stormlight conversation shenanigans over discord. Shallan would also play the sims and torture sims of people she doesn’t like. Sadeas is stuck in the pool without a ladder

[bestfictionalplant]

Bracket reveal

Text version under cut!

The tourney is split into 4 32 brackets, and the winners of each will go to the semi finals! I'll make a different post about HOW the tourney will run, and this will serve as a pinned post for round 1 :)

Bracket 1, Side 1

Peppino (Vampire Survivors) vs Winged Strawberry (Celeste)

Herb (Monster Hunter) vs Triffids (Day of the Triffids)

Gigi (Xiaolin Showdown) vs Silent Princess (The Legend of Zelda)

Breath of Evil (Wings of Fire) vs Thorn Thallid (Magic the Gathering)

Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors) vs Farewell Flower (Mistborn)

Togemon (Digimon) vs Silverwood Tree (Witch Hat Atelier)

Golden Apple Tree (Greek Mythology) vs Potbelly (My Singing Monsters)

Sculk (Minecraft) vs MocDonald (One Piece)

Bracket 1, Side 2

Vida (The Promised Neverland) vs Glaze Lily (Genshin Impact)

Dr Brewer's Clone (Goosebumps) vs The Spring (Friends at the Table)

Kite Eating Tree (Peanuts) vs Zotoh Zhaan (Farscape)

Wheel Tree (His Dark Materials) vs Mushtree (I Was a Teenage Exocolonist)

Medusoid Mycelium (A Series of Unfortunate Events) vs Radial (Ooblets)

Chikorita (Pokemon) vs Blast Cone (League of Legends)

Gooloog (AAAHH!!! Real Monsters) vs Venus (Bug Fables)

The Thorian (Mass Effect) vs Yggdrasil (Norse Mythology)

Bracket 2, Side 1

Deku Tree (The Legend of Zelda) vs Blood Blossoms (Danny Phantom)

Hotblonde37159 (Angel: The Series) vs Vash the Stampede (Trigun)

Kinoko (Don't Hurt Me, My Healer) vs Wolfsbane (The Vampire Diaries)

Plant (Monster Rancher) vs Flower of Life (Mesopotamian Mythology)

Truffula Tree (The Lorax) vs Slurperon Enchantress (Internet Scam)

The Brain Tree (Neopets) vs Ginseng Baby (Scarlet Hollow)

Chompy (Bug Fables) vs Whispy Woods (Kirby)

Clavu (Overlord) vs Ivern (League of Legends)

Bracket 2, Side 2

Bulbasaur (Pokemon) vs The Trees of Valinor (Lord of the Rings)

Leslie (The Amazing World of Gumball) vs Hayzee Dayzee (Paper Mario)

Piranha Plant (Mario) vs Specimen 34/The Blessed Eternal (Wolf 359)

Potted Plant (Wander Over Yonder) vs Morbuzakh (Bionicle)

Jabe & the Trees of Cheem (Doctor Who) vs Black Mercy (DC)

Mr Plant (The World of Mr Plant) vs Feculant Gnarlmaw (Warhammer 40k)

Tree Rex (Skylanders) vs Flowey (Undertale)

Sundrop Flower (Tangled) vs Venus McFlytrap (Monster High)

Bracket 3, Side 1

Pinchley (Long Gone Gulch) vs Frank the Plant (Harley Quinn: the Animated Series)

The Venus (Hello From the Hallowoods) vs Nirnroot (The Elder Scrolls)

Food Fight (Skylanders) vs Paopu Fruit (Kingdom Hearts)

Phillogenous esk Piemondum (Rod Albright Alien Adventures) vs Plant (Wall E)

Tannot Root (Farscape) vs The Broccoloids (The Powerpuff Girls)

Rockbud (The Stormlight Archive) vs Sylvan Hound (Guild Wars 2)

Eldridge Johnson-Mayer (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy) vs Hyacinth/Hyacinthus (Greek Mythology)

Selas Flower (Kingkiller Chronicle) vs Treant (Disgaea)

Bracket 3, Side 2

Dragonflame Cacti (Wings of Fire) vs Sunflower (Plants vs Zombies)

The Bioplant (The Rising of the Shield Hero) vs Turnip Boy (Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion)

Shambling Mound (Dungeons and Dragons) vs Mandrake (Shin Megami Tensei/Persona)

Cowplant (The Sims) vs Ebony Queen's Apple (Limbus Company)

Devil Fruits (One Piece) vs Donkey-Cabbage (Enchanted Forest Chronicles)

Oaktopus (My Singing Monsters) vs Field Dungeon (Rune Factory 4)

Mushroom Tree (Stardew Valley) vs Jumpkin (Cassette Beasts)

Undergrowth (Danny Phantom) vs Karzahni (Bionicle)

Bracket 4, Side 1

Dreamstalk (Kirby) vs Myconid (Balders Gate 3)

Stingbulb (Fablehaven) vs Treebeard (Lord of the Rings)

Stray Cat (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) vs Peashooter (Plants vs Zombies)

Giant Turnip (Codename: Kids Next Door) vs Treasure Mushroom (Guild Wars 2)

Tree of Wisdom (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs Fire Flower (Mario)

Stump (The Angry Beavers) vs Groot (Marvel)

Maise (Oneshot) vs Konohana Tree (Okami)

Red Weed (War of the Worlds) vs Pod Plant (Fortnite)

Bracket 4, Side 2

Plantera (Terraria) vs The Grass Snake (Friends at the Table)

Breathweed (Warhammer 40k) vs Campestri (Dungeons and Dragons)

Neo Alraune (Sleepy Princess in the Demon Castle) vs Kringlefucker (Homestuck)

Slimefoot the Stowaway (Magic: The Gathering) vs Gatfruit Tree (Space Station 13/14)

Sex Pollen Plant (Fanfiction) vs The Rumor Weed (VeggieTales: Larry-Boy and the Rumor Weed)

Dr Madley Radish (Papa Louie) vs Vervain (The Vampire Diaries)

Yatevon (OCTAHEDRON: Transfixed Edition) vs Echo Flower (Undertale)

Wither Rose (Minecraft) vs Hydramon (Digimon)

[deadwhimzy]

It's Kaladin Stormblessed <3

teeheehee *twirls hair and kicks feet*

Also, I'm not trying to be colorist bc he looks 2x lighter on my phone than he does in game and on my laptop for some reason ?? I will now need to edit him