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BROO im so glad more people r talking about the oversexualization of David cuz that ain’t it, like if ur into Art ok fine he’s fictional who cares like I’m the first one to gush over him but they for real forget David is a real person, it’s SOOO weird, it happens everytime with ANYTHING like how hard is it to just be into the character the person plays omg
EXACTLY.
like man when it comes down to people thirsting for art, i could care less because yeah i get it but he ain’t real. there’s nothing for art to get offended by. however people need to separate art the clown from dht.
david is the sweetest soul and publicly writing him into situations for your own sexual fantasies and your own benefit? its fucking wrong. i have always HATED sexual rpf and got so much heat for it, but at the end of the day, you’re just straight up violating someone.
“aw but look how much effort they put in-” go get a fucking job instead of writing a REAL person into the most deranged and horrific explicit content.
and the sad thing is, these people still think they’re being respectful fans. but i’m pretty sure violating a real person’s privacy, writing or not, is the furthest thing from respectful.
i don’t think you want david’s first impression of you to be him witnessing you making fanfiction about fucking him because you were “in the mood”
“but he’ll never see..” how exactly do you know?? david engages with his fans a lot on social media and loves to laugh and enjoy certain content. it wouldn’t be the biggest surprise if he accidentally stumbled upon any of the fics written by grown ass adults who know better.
having a celebrity crush is totally cool, but y’all please keep in mind these are real people and half of them do not need nor want to know about your sexual desires when it comes down to admiring them. write all the fics you want about art the clown, but don’t keep talking about david with no respect like this. it’s fucking creepy.
ik there’s so many people saying “he’s a grown man” yeah.. but david himself has said he’ll defend people when the respect they deserve isn’t given to them.. so there’s no shame in doing the same for him.
#this is such a big issue with fandoms now#david howard thornton#terrifier#terrifier 2#terrifier 3#dht#art the clown#fanfiction#stop rpf
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#oh my god?????#txt#STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF#'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us?#‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications
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Some things have to change.
Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls
#lol credit to ummm#Walt archives on YouTube#stole ur voice for this sorry 😳#I can’t stop thinking about Logan not having fun anymore#so I drew this :-/#huge bummer#f1#formula 1#f1blr#f1 fanart#formula one#f1 art#annie’s art#formula one fanart#formula 1 fanart#formulanni#logan sargeant#im tired of the way logan is being treated bc like what the fuck#ls2#fuck you williams why sign him if you’re not gonna support him???#williams racing#williams f1#james vowles#williams what the fuck#f1 rpf
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I get liu qingge and every other bastard in the cultivation world because I too would can't believe binghe managed to put a ring on sqq when it shOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE
FRRR i bet the bestselling novel list in the svsss world is like
regrets of chunshan
song of bingqiu
widowed peak lord finds love anew
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girl if my fucking BOSS, my CAPTAIN, was talking about me like this i would mutiny so hard
#star trek#tos#'when a man of scottys years falls in love' says james t kirk. pet himbo of elderly ass doctor leonard “bones” mccoy#this whole situation has me shrieking#kirk stop embarrassing yourself and your crew in front of starfleet command and post your rpf to ao3 like the rest of us
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Has this been done yet??
#no but really keep lestappen away from the drivers please#im glad team redline didn't acknowledge it#its okay to joke about it here but#stop mentioning it to them and/or their inner circles#oh fuck it team redline memtion it the second i post this and max the actual idiot is laughing so who cares#seriously tho 👏stop 👏mentioning 👏f1ships 👏and rpf 👏to drivers👏👏and people👏close👏to👏them👏#formula 1#max verstappen#lestappen#formula one#f1#streamer max#team redline#lols#formula fun#23h for mind
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current thoughts are on driver carlos and his non-driver boyfriend oscar who we don’t see much of in the paddock because 1) he hates the publicity (“he’s like piñon,” says carlos), 2) he’s an architect and always busy, and 3) he’s too cute carlos is afraid people won’t get enough of him (“also like piñon,” carlos adds)
#oscar probably: stop comparing me to your dog??#carlos who is cuddling piñon: but you’re both my babies#carcar#fae writes#idea bin!#f1 rpf#full throttle#wag oscar au
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ALSO! i can't believe this moment is real-
the fact that the joke started with an “i like my men…” type of joke but angela went with “partners”, amanda’s instant “no-”, the fucking stare into the camera after “a frappuccino”, the fact that amanda felt the need to swoop in with the “i like men!”, and the way everyone acknowledged the joke/comment EXCEPT angela like what????? this feels like a fever dream. MY fever dream
#rubix rambles#i could write an essay about how hilarious this is#angela giarratana#amanda lehan canto#smosh pit#amangela#my rpf brain needs to STOP coming up with fics i’ll never write
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"i am not seeing the landoscar vision this year–" bro imma stop you there. was rome built in a day. are we or are we not collectively insane enough to ship whatever we want. other fandom ships have literally been pieced together with twigs. powered by fumes. launched via the tiniest scraps of barest interaction in canon. you do not need more acorns to last the cold season, we in fact have a store of them right under the trapdoor here and the party is still going. you must believe in the power of your imagination, of your delusion, if you are to last this winter season of (dis)content. you must light your candles and believe. we defy the odds that are stacked against us (FIA said no more mclaren unboxed). for one day the sun will shine again (mclaren double podium). and we will stand in the blinding light (tumblr dashboard) knowing that we were the few devoted (insane) enough to hold up the banner and cry "ONE NATION UNDER PAPAYA TWINK RPF!"
#landoscar#mctwinks#814#twinklaren#f1 rpf#814m#if you read this and ask: what is wrong with you#believe me i ask myself the same#no more fortnightly kpop-adjacent queerbaiting content? well this sign cannot stop me because i can't read#mclaren is not the boss of me#(I say. taking my daily papaya pills)#yes I am letting this note loose from my drafts#what of it
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not to be that guy about it but people have always used dan and phil as like a Prime Example of RPF Ruining Lives as if they haven’t said it’s fine for over a decade, participated in it, and said that the queerness of the community made them feel more comfortable coming out. it was never about being invasive or fetishy it was about self recognition through the other and having fun and being cringe for sport and winning the gold fucking medal
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it's already crazy and misogynistic to accuse georgia tennant of being evil over zero evidence whatsoever but also like putting that aside i can't believe u ppl are like "i know who david will REALLY be happy with. that's right. michael sheen" like it's so transparently obvious that you guys r doing that bc you're just really into good omens and don't actually care about david or michael as people and they r just dolls you are mashing together in your minds. imagine if i truthed like that over dt and peter de jersey because the hamratio yaoi rotted my brain too hard
#david tennant#i need rpf shippers to acknowledge they r mashing together dolls in their head so that they stop speculatng abt the real lives of these ppl#for my sanity
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Love the new headcanons for the Baby!Loscar au!! Though the second Logan and Oscar start walking they are going to need leashes or they're going to runaway to find their best friend and get lost in the paddock
Thank you!!!
They will absolutely be leash kids. Kids are curious by nature and they want to explore the world around them with no understanding of consequences. Sure, some may frown upon it saying children aren’t dogs but they are people who have never had a child run into the direction of an oncoming vehicle.
Logan and Oscar are adventurous and bold, which is great for karting. It is not great for their parents’ blood pressure. There is a limit of how many times Oscar or Logan can book it out of hospitality before someone puts their foot down. Learning how to walk is one thing but walking and being able to open the doors of their rooms and playpens is another.
At the first the parents frowned upon it with Carlos and George saying their children were not dogs. That sentiment quickly changed when Logan booked it across the parking lot and almost gets hit by Toto’s Mercedes. Now since it was a parking lot, the car speed tends to be slower but that did not help anyone’s blood pressure that day.
So Logan and Oscar get little leash backpacks, bear and koala respectively. Logan tries to fight it like all toddlers do, kicking, yelling, rolling on the ground but his parent’s will not budge. He does give up, and relents to bring on a leash. No matter how cutely Logan begs and clings, neither James nor Toto or Jenson will free him from it.
Oscar does not kick or scream but he will lie on the floor in protest until his parent pick him up and carry him. He also gives in once he realizes no one will take pity on him. He has tried to run to Williams a couple times but was stopped by McLaren staff and Andrea Stella who carried him back like a sack of potatoes.
The other drivers vary on levels of amusement. Alonso and Max find it hilarious, especially when the kids try to book it while attached to the leash. Lewis feels bad for the kids but he was there when Logan almost got hit by Toto’s car so he doesn’t feel that bad. Charles almost frees them a couple times because they plead with him to but is quickly stopped by others.
Thank you for the ask!!! I know it took me a while to answer 😅
#f1 rpf#f1 rpf fic#logan sargeant#galex#alex albon#george russell#lando norris#carlando#carlos sainz#baby!logan#baby!loscar au#baby!oscar#Toto James and Jenson: I care about you and I want you to be happy but no the leash stays on until you learn to not run in front of cars#Charles: oh maybe I can let you go a little please don’t cry#Carlos: don’t fall for it. he’ll run the moment you let him go. and Oscar stop begging Charles to free you#Andrea Stella: let’s go Oscar *Oscar is laying on the hospitality floor refusing to budge*
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the idea that assad basically wants to be jo and eric’s consensual younger man pet in the rpfverse has me shaking like im in armand’s blenders because of COURSE the couple who had a book cover with her standing on his chest in fetish heels would go for something like that. crazy thank you for that
EXACTLYYY EXACTLYYY YOU SEE THE VISION …..
#asks#rpf#he’s literally the im about to join somebody else’s relationship meme.#and the consensus me and my friends have come to is like they were part of the punk scene in the 70s. so come on ����#missed my stop on the train looking at this ask and smiling by the way. my evil and twisted mind
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we seriously need to start reevaluating what constitutes a “ship war” because here i would’ve thought it was wars between the fans of certain ships but nothing i repeat NOTHING any f1 rpf fan can create will come even close to the efforts the ships themselves are taking to outdo each other
#i mean come on#are we taking our cues from ao3?#what in the homoeroticism#forget max vs lando#its landoscar vs every other pairing on the grid#we really had lewis digging into the DEPTHS of brocades#IN 2024#this is a war people#the craftsmanship here is incomparable#pierresteban thinking#NO ONE can top our double podium and subsequent childhood friends to lovers sequence restablished#landoscar: hold our team orders#i need to make a tier list#still won’t be as complex as the choreography these ships are designing#it’s out of the fandom’s hands now#charlos competing for the best after-race photos#meanwhile landoscar trying to rewrite sporting history in QATAR#just kiss already#all of you#winner takes all#jesus christ#i need to stop adding that as a tag to express flabbergastion#although jesus would probably approve#friendship is magic? friendship is WAR#the inheritently homoerotic nature#on steroids#f1 rpf#landoscar#pierresteban#charlos
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Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Lewis & Jenson both shooting their shot with Nico and failing miserably, endgame slagclaren
"He double booked us, didn't he?" Jenson susses out, seeing Lewis in the romantic candlelit high-end resturant dinner table he was supposed to have with Nico. Well, now he looks proper silly showing up with a bouquet of roses.
Lewis isn't better off; dressed up in a black suit and clean shaven face, buzzed hair. A not so inconspicuous jewellery box wrapped in satin bow sits on the table. At least they're both cliche. Clearly, Nico has a type.
"That fucking—" Lewis shakes his head. "You too?"
Jenson shrugs in half sympathy. He pulls the chair to sit. Maybe there's a misunderstanding. Maybe Nico will show up and choose one of them, like out of The Bachelor. In which case, Jenson was simply forward thinking by bringing roses.
Lewis tries calling Nico, but Jenson knows it'll go straight to voicemail. He takes out one of the breadsticks from the complimentary basket and burns the edge on the candle's flame, watching it darken, before taking a bite. He may look like one, but he's no gentleman.
"Nico and his games." The elusive blonde that taunts them both and loves his mindgames. And to think, Jenson used to respect the bro-code once upon a time.
Lewis hangs up, frustrated. He looks across the table at Jenson's expectant eyebrow. "Look, man. I get it, Nico's playing you and we're going through our shit but at the end of the day it's gonna be him and me. It's always been."
Jenson leans forward. The candlelight warmth casts the romantic cast on Lewis' features, and his neck tattoo peeks out from under the shirt collar. He's always been a good-looking lad. Jenson can admit that. "Remind me, whose lap is he crying on when you two break up again? And trust me, mate, that's not all he's doing there." Jenson smiles wolfishly.
Lewis scowls, scrunching his face. He opens his mouth, as if to propose to take it out in the back lot and fuck, wouldn't Jenson love that? There's nothing quite like the high of getting your nose punched in. Nico would probably love it, both of them literally fighting over him.
At that moment, the server interrupts them holding a bottle. "A vintage red for you gentlemen, courtesy of Mr. Rosberg."
Of course.
Both of them straighten up, schoolboys on their best behavior as she pours their glasses. Jenson scans the tables looking for golden hair, and meets Lewis' eyes doing the same. Without meaning to, they both end up laughing, caught.
Lewis takes a sip. "Fuck, man." He shakes his head. "He drives me crazy."
"Tell me about it." Jenson swirls his glass, letting it aerate. Lewis' lips are a deeper shade of pink because of the wine, and his tongue darts out across that bottom lip. Jenson thinks they both probably taste the same right now. The wine of Nico's choice. The thought goes to his groin.
"What if we don't give him what he wants?" Jenson proposes.
"What do you mean?"
Jenson gives a very obvious once over at Lewis, slowly trailing his eyes down over the exposed second shirt button and flash of chest. "We've had some good times together. We've shared a bird between us before." And if their swords crossed, they didn't talk about it after. Jenson doesn't take it up the ass, but head is head.
"There's no girl now." Lewis cocks his head, suspicious. One can imagine what being with Nico can do to a man. Suddenly, Jenson feels a lot more amenable to ending this night in a way that is mutually beneficial, over both of them getting put out.
"No. There isn't." Jenson takes out the hotel key card and places it in between them, letting Lewis decide for himself. He's a big boy.
Lewis finishes his glass, and pours himself another. And then he pockets the card.
Ending the night on his knees with Lewis' length in his mouth, and hands in his hair surprisingly gentle, Jenson has to wonder if this was the outcome Nico had planned all along.
#stop fighting over an evil blonde!!!#slagclaren ft brocedes and princess cake#slagclaren#f1 rpf#my fics#ask game#blorbocedes ask
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smooch!
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