#stoop thoughts

[ssawboness]

something about me is that i will ALWAYS enjoy speeding bullet. no matter how it's portrayed. out of character and absurdly affectionate with a hundred touchy-feely paragraphs? i eat it up. crossfaction or mortal enemies for no reason at all?? devoured. no crumbs left on the platter i am licking this shit clean

[red-rover-au]

Friends, fans, freaks, help me out. Share EVERYTHING about how you think the Battle Nexus and Big Mama’s businesses work

Any headcanons about the structure/technology (like about her door that looks Very Krang-Like and what that might mean), your fanfic or your favorite fanfic that has the nexus as a significant plot point and/or goes into detail about how the place is managed, stuff you picked up from canon that gives hints on how Big Mama operates (like that chest covered in bones that her turtle assistant handed her), literally anything and everything you can think of!

If you know anything about economy that would be super helpful too, you should infodump about that as far as its relevant to Big Mama (pleeease)

[eliounora]

and he kissed her brow!!!!

[fairycosmos]

the closest friend i have left has revealed herself to be fine with associating with a disgusting creepy morally bankrupt man 🙃

[sincerely-sofie]

*Skitters up to you on all fours and drops this in your lap, then scrambles up the walls and onto the ceiling and immediately falls asleep*

Comic time! Lucky wakes up in the middle of the night and has a chat with Sen in this one.

[theworthwhilefight]

taylor swift’s specific brand of feminism is one where she has always been the last person to speak out about human rights and then only does it when it serves her and does the absolute bare minimum. her brand of feminism is calling out the government or stupid fucking confederate statues instead of real, pressing issues. and she came out with that stupid miss americana documentary which i watched once and literally never again in order to paint herself as some progressive white woman champion lmfao. and i’m not here to villainize her because clearly i’ve been a huge fan of hers for the better half of my life and i do agree that she has been a victim of a lot of unnecessary sexist hate and i wouldn’t wish 2016 on anyone but that’s quite literally the extent of her victimhood. everything she has ever endured has been solely to the extent of what a White Woman can endure. taylor swift’s whiteness allows her to selectively choose when she wants to apply her activism (aka defending herself regarding a stupid joke in ginny & georgia) and it allows her to be protected against further hatred that woc and celebrities of color constantly feel and it allows her to date this vile man without feeling any of his hatred directed towards her. she CHOSE to call herself miss americana and act like she’s been on a long journey to becoming an activist lmfao yet does nothing to prove it. and it’s exhausting as a poc to continuously beg her to speak up about shit and then have her go around and not just date him but allow him to play on her stage and continuously be seen being friends and holding hands and kissing him. and she’s not just silly celebrity making a dumb choice, she is quite literally the most famous pop star right now and the people she surrounds herself with MATTER. her associating with people like this only further validates their beliefs and hatred. and i don’t wanna hear a single mf talk abt “letting her be happy” or “staying out of her personal business” bc y’all loved dragging joe once they broke up and y’all love dragging jake and y’all love dragging john so why don’t people actually invest their energy into shaming someone who has an entire history of problematic things he’s happily admitted to doing and start standing up for people who deserve to be stood up for (aka the marginalized groups and individuals he continues to attack and NOT the white woman who supports his actions).

i love taylor swift but let’s not pretend that she’s some white woman champion of progressive rights when at most she’s only spoken up and said the most vanilla shit only when it has convenienced her. as fans, we have the right to be angry about her recent recurring associations with him not just as her boyfriend but as someone who she has allowed on her stage (with phoebe) and call her out on her associating with extremely problematic behavior. this isn’t a post saying we should cancel her or that she’s racist herself or anything, but it’s a reminder that she has always been very much of a white feminist and she needs to see how her actions and associations affect her fans and promote harm.

[elisacifuentes]

Misinformation, manipulation, it's what he does, Ilsa, it's what he's trained to do. Lane lies to you, you sell those lies to Hunt - together, you're both compromised. That's his ultimate objective. This may be authentic, but there's only one person I trust to verify that information - you.

[bloomingsalma]

i think one of the most disappointing things is to see that your childhood friends have grown up to represent the kind of people you're disappointed in

[avengersasssemble]

Watching my marvel mutuals come back to tumblr just to bitch abt RDJ Doom is the funniest twist to happen this year. I'm so sorry yall

[invisiblewashboard]

Small Child’s Thoughts on “The White Rider”

Horses do not speak. Legolas is just talking nonsense.

I’m telling you, Aragorn is always stooping!

Hobbits don’t grow wings and fly, and neither can anyone else. Legolas is talking a lot of nonsense tonight, so I don’t like him.

Wait, the orcs have blood?! (Yes, of course they do.) Where is their blood?! (The same place yours is.) But… but… I thought orcs only had bones! (Why did you think that?) I don’t know but now my mind is just blown to bits.

Aragorn isn’t talking nonsense. He is right. Orcs didn’t carry the hobbits to help them because orcs are bad guys and bad guys don’t help.

Legolas is talking so it didn’t take his breath. Why is he saying so many nonsense things?

Legolas does not comfort me, so I wouldn’t go with him.

That’s the S bad guy. His name is close to Sauron and I forget it a lot.

(It’s Gandalf, Small Child! What do you think of that?) I think… you’ve got a lot of explaining to do.

He’s talking a lot about things I don’t care about. I just want to know why he isn’t dead anymore.

No, no, no, I want to know about Gandalf, not things I already know.

The Black Riders just have flying horses now? Like a Pegasus? (No, they aren’t horses, they are… they are like very big birds mixed with a dragon.) Hm. I think I will just think that they are riding a Pegasus because that’s pretty cool.

Mom, I just want to know what happened to Gandalf! I know all these things already but he was dead and now he’s not and that means a story.

Yes, yes, they are all dangerous, but so was the Balrog!

Finally! Balrog time!

What does “hewed” mean? Ohhh. That’s what would happen if my stick swords were real swords. It’s probably good they aren’t real, otherwise I would hew lots of things and then we would just have lots of broken things.

That eagle should not talk about dropping Gandalf! That is very, very rude of him to do to someone.

I just don’t know what Galadriel means with those words.

I am glad Gandalf is back!

[eyes-of-nine]

yeah yeah the ppl you knew in high school getting into some questionable shit years later yeah we've all heard of it except I was expecting it too happen a bit later than just one year after leaving hs and certainly wasn't expecting "just came back from a six week family vacation to israel to (and I cannot stress enough how much I wish this was fake) support the troops"

[ssawboness]

is this how freak fortress videos are made

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I've been awake since 5AM.

Today's is my husband's DnD game night, which means his players will be over, and none of them are quiet. I have issues* with sleeping in a room with a closed door, so that's not an option.

I opt for staying up and waiting until they've gone.

That was at 9PM. They didn't leave until after 11PM, and it's nearly midnight.

Husband noticed my grumpiness and impatience, and immediately checked the time. Zero argument, just apologized, and wouldn't let me apologize for my react to basically everything.

There was a large cellar spider, legs stretching beyond the palm of my hand, working on making a spiderweb between the ceiling and bedroom door. I have zero chance of reaching it without a ladder, so off I go to ask his help. Even tell him why. Takes him over 10 minutes to come help me, and he springs into "oh, shit" and takes care of the issue. He was a bit put off by my tone until he saw the time...and dark circles around my eyes.

I have two modes to needing sleep.

Cuddle Bunny - I just wanna cuddle and snuggle, which only happens when sleepy.

Tired Grumpy - I'm unpleasant, impatient, snap at everything, because I'm tired and getting near sleep deprivation.

I'm Number 2 right now. What's got me so bitchy is the fact that I rarely sleep past 5AM. Cacoa comes in yelling and yowling because she's convinced starvation is having to her. She's loud and I'm a light af sleeper. If she starts before 5AM, she gets locked out of the bedroom. Light coming through the barries next to the a/c makes the space tolerable for thr door being cut.

Fuck, I hope she lets me sleep. I have handquilting to do tomorrow.

[couthbbg]

I think I have object permanence except for like … states of being. currently suffering with the worst struggle god can give a girl (temperature of 1 single degree) and my brain is like .. this is it you will be tired and weak forever this is life now and also you’ve always been this way and only just now noticed how weak and tired and meek u r like a Victorian waif

[burning-sol]

I've come to a mortifying interpretation of events that. Rumi claims to not have a sex cult, but I mean in text goes around basically having a sex cult.. And clearly eyes up other characters, like they do it to Thanatos. And I... Okay, so Rumi asks Peter if Exandroth comes out during sex. And Rumi asks Exandroth directly afterwards if she loves them. And then Peter and Rumi proceed to have sex, but also *Exandroth* and Rumi have sex.. And then Exandroth just proceeds to leave Peter alone afterwards? For no apparent reason? So basically my questions is WAS THIS THE FUCKING SEX CULT. WAS THIS 5D CHESS.

RUMI DID YOU *FUCK* EXANDROTH TO MANIPULATE HER. RUMI DID YOU FUCK EXANDROTH SO GOOD HE AGREED TO LEAVE PETER ALONE FOR AN ENTIRE FIGHT.

RUMI DID YOU INDOCTRINATE EXANDROTH INTO YOUR FUCKING SEX CULT--

[geekeryisafoot]

God the difference in quality between Witch Hat Atelier and Eniale and Dewiela is utterly mindblowing. Sure, some of it seems to be due to gaining experience and naturally growing as a creator, but soooooooo much more it just feels like Shirahama finding the niche that matches her perfectly