#still not safe for minors

[writingforfishes]

If you could relive any memory of your past, what would it be?

Now that I know I wasn't the only hiccup kinkster to get this, I have to assume that either you are spamming a great deal of people and happened to catch a lot of us in the effort or are somewhat of a kink appreciator yourself (or at least tolerant of the expression).

To answer your very non-specific to my blog question, going to the mountains with my mom.

I've been meaning to go back the specific trail we visited since she died 4 years ago but haven't gotten my executive function in line to do so.

So, maybe it's just on my mind today because it's her birthday, but the mountains with mom is one of the memories I would love to revisit and experience again.

[mewos-laptop]

Anways shoutout to my fellow folks who actually are incredibly GREATFUL to be a system/collective.

Shoutout to folks whose headmates have saved them from going through this alone.

Shoutout to folks whose headmates improve their life daily and keep them safe.

Shoutout to folks whose headmates help them with tasks around the house and take the load off your back.

Shoutout to folks with headmates who they're friends with, who they're partners with, who they genuinely love and find comfort in.

Shoutout to folks with headmates who took on your burdens and made them their own, simply to protect you.

Shoutout to folks who wouldn't be here without their headmates.

Final fusion isn't what all plurals want or need. Some of us need a little extra help in life, and sometimes that comes in the from of headmates.

Plurality is not all suffering all the time. It is not defined by whatever trauma or struggle you've gone through, and it shouldn't be treated as such.

Be kind to your fellow plurals and their headmates. Don't assume everyone detests their alters as much as you may.

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

Roby introduces Wyldfyre to online prank channels and for the next three weeks nobody in the monastery dares to drink anything they haven’t made themself, out of fear of it being cement

[lesbianoms]

A pred going about their day with half-conscious prey in their belly.

NOT because the prey is being digested or anything like that. Quite the opposite, actually...

It's because the prey feels such a euphoric mix of bliss, pleasure, and safety that each moment within the pred is spent in hazy and heavenly recollections~

Imagine a pred sporting a hefty gut while out in public, their shirt riding up to reveal that firm orb of flesh. It’s completely obvious there’s a person in there. The long, drawn-out gurgles and whines of their satisfied belly are audible over the sounds of the city and the chatter of others.

And just imagine the pred’s meal curled up inside their stomach— their clothes made wet by the squishy walls, moaning and mumbling... shifting around beneath that insulated layer of flesh. Twitching, dreaming. They’re pleasantly overstimulated to the point where their entire body is constantly tingling and the area between their legs and thighs is always soaked 🥴

The pred may be doing other things, but they're still verrrry much attentive to their gut. They hum as they stroke it idly, giggling and moaning at the faint stirs of movement. Occasionally they let out an unapologetically loud belch, followed by a sultry look down at their middle, and a pat and a rub for their special passenger inside <3

I think in this world vore isn’t completely unheard of, but it’s seen as a taboo of sorts or a really strange thing to actually indulge in. And so as our pred goes about business, people stare at them in shock or disgust.

But the pred doesn’t give a fuck. They’re not doing this for everyone else. Their beloved prey is in absolute bliss right now, and that's all that matters to them... the only thing that matters... ❤️

[kidfur]

sapphie and sango picmixes :3 i finally got sapphie to save properly

[exgirlfiend]

sorry the fact that marcassin holds onto swaine when riding tengri is getting to me again

[occultopossum]

Insides like rotten fruit The Jaedan brain rot's sticking, and red/teal is such a fun palette to work with.

[fictive-culture]

Shout out to mspec gays/lesbians who were gay/lesbain is source or in their memories but because the body is mspec(shared consciousness/median/etc) you are mspec now

[wisteriagoesvroom]

what if instead of doing the dozen things on my work to-do list, i logged off early to write fanfic instead. like what if.

[theskullkid]

HEY, BITCHES, LISTEN TO ME IF YOU’RE IN THE FUCKING MARKET FOR MAKING NSFW ASMR OR CONTENT ON YOUTUBE.

EITHER A), DON’T, AND MAKE A PATREON OR ONLYFANS AND DO IT THERE

OR B), AGE RESTRICT YOUR FUCKING SHIT.

I KNOW DOING THIS IN ALL CAPS MAKES ME SEEM EXTRAORDINARILY UNPROFESSIONAL BUT THIS IS A TOPIC IM VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT SO SIT YOUR FAT ASSES DOWN AND LISTEN FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE YOU FREAKY BUFFOONS

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THERE ARE MINORITIES ON YOUTUBE, RIGHT? YOU MAY THINK, “THEY CAN KNOW NOT TO CLICK ON THE VIDEO!” WELL, MAYBE SO, BUT CONSIDER THAT IF YOU HAVE AN ELEVEN OR TEN YEAR OLD THAT DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK THE TITLE MEANS AND CLICKS ON IT OUT OF CURIOSITY, THEN WHATRE YOU GOING TO HAVE?

ITS THE FACT OF THE MATTER THAT YOU SHOULD WANT TO AGE RESTRICT YOUR SHIT. YOU WANT TO ENSURE THAT YOU REACH YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE AND NOT MINORITIES. EVEN IF YOU SAY 18+ IN THE TITLE, THATS NOT GOING TO CUT IT, ‘CAUSE THEY CAN STILL WATCH IT.

AGE RESTRICT YOUR SHIT. PLEASE. THIS IS COMING FROM A MINOR THAT DOESNT WANT TO SEE IT. WHETHER THE VIDEOS ARE LONG FORM OR SHORTS. BUT IF YOURE INTRIGUED IN MAKING THOSE KINDS OF CONTENT, YOU SHOULD REALLY GO IN THE WAY OF A PATREON. PLEASE. I BEG.

[purupurple]

ah yes, again with the many-tanjerins-one-cerise doodle compilation. this time we see tanjerin interacting with various npcs that aren't team snakemouth (shockingly) such as crisbee, venus, fry, and aria. some fun facts (that are not confirmed canon by the devs, like most things pines and i do because we're honestly just goofing around):

fruity bugs are almost entirely herbivorous. for some reason, i've drawn tanj eating burgers before. impossible burgers, maybe...?

i did in fact make a tanjerin cookie once. it was just a plain spritz cookie recipe and he was cut out and carved, but my mother ate him thinking he was a failed attempt at a bell

when fruity bugs get sick, its referred to as "the common mold". they turn greenish like an unripe fruit. it typically goes away in a few days with rest and plenty of water, just like a regular cold.

[writingforfishes]

Hicvember Hiccup (heh, see what I did there?)

Hey-o.

Writer/Fish/Author here.

Obviously, I've kind of dropped off the Hicvember habit. I do intend to celebrate the prompts I've missed. I got stuck, you see. I got stuck with "Singles" because I was in the middle of my very first ever comic using a fancy light tracing device and I suddenly lost motivation.

And, of course, the ADHD brain said I need to do things in order so I can't move on until the previous thing is finished. So, I just didn't.

I will get the little silly comic finished for the "Singles" prompt. And after that I'll fervently try to somehow combine all of the prompts I missed into one weird-ass story.

In addition to one tiny misstep leading to my complete abandonment of a project tendency, work has been exhausting. Thanksgiving is just around the corner and working in a grocery store is the last place I want to be in the south in the U.S. after the election result while people freak out about getting ingredients and seasonal favorites before we run out while also probably having voted for a person who couldn't care less about my existence but has a voter following of a great percentage who would rather I not exist in the first place.

I am well aware Hicvember was never something I had to do. But thus is the lopsided level of importance my flavor of neurodivergence decided to bestow on the expectation, no matter how frivolous it was intended at creation.

Coping mechanisms, I got them. Good coping mechanisms? ...all out of stock, folks!

Anyway. I thought perhaps others might be feeling the unnecessary pressure I put on myself as well. So just a note to let you know you aren't alone. My brain is screwed up too.

[lesbianoms]

Your thoughts on: Endo Pred who teases about how much indigestion you give her?

HOLY FUCK I’ve never even thought of this!!! This combines the two things I love in vore the most!!!

Giving a pred lady’s tummy indigestion and rendering her unable to melt me with her stomach juices is so hot.

I would LOVE for her to tease me about how I’m not agreeing with her, how I’m making her belly all big and burbly and uncomfortable… giving her loud and long burps as her body tries to relieve the pressure building up around me…

Squirming around in that squishy sac of a stomach while it whines in frustration around me… sounds like a good time~

[oklotea]

Sooooo I haven't moved on from the trolls world tour bounty hunters.

The reggaeton trolls and their really cool designs and music....

Hickory and Dickory's entire thing with playing the long haul in trying to get close to poppy to steal her string.......

THE KPOP TROLLS AND THEIR MISSED POTENTIAL AND AND THEIR DESIGNS AND THEY'RE REALLY CUTE AND LOVELY

And CHAZ THE FUCKING SMOOTH JAZZ TROLL!??!??!??!?! need I say more. I mean just look at him.

I am going to start. A fandom. Surrounding these guys. Just watch me.

They are so silly and I love them

[dawdlecentric]

Holy shit! Maka & CRONA'S VAs??!!!

[deathsmallcaps]

I work as the person in an amusement park who watches the children who get lost. Here’s some advice. This also applies to any mentally disabled adults that are under your care. Keep in mind that many places will not look for a minor ages 13-17 unless it is close to closing or they are disabled, as corporate considers it a strain on resources and employee use.

1. Teach them your phone number. Best gift you can give them. I’m not supposed to have my phone out at work but I can cut down dependent’s being-lost-time by probably 400% if I can contact you. It also assures the children That We Are Doing Something and that They Are Helpful and Smart. If your dependent has a poor memory, apparently writing your phone number in sharpie and then covering it in nail polish makes it stay all day, even if they’re sweaty or getting in the water. I haven’t tested this but I’ve heard a lot of moms recommend it. I’ve also seen bracelets with little plates or the beads saying the phone number.

Addendum: your dependent may tell you that they know your phone number, but they actually only know your passcode. True story. This summer has been a lot better, but last summer exactly one child the entire season knew his mom’s phone number.

2. Acknowledge that dependent’s memories are faulty, especially in new places. If you tell them to meet you in X spot or that your stuff is all in Y place, they may not remember where it is or remember how to get there.

3. All dependents, but especially little ones, have shit time sense. They might find your stuff, wait there for a minute or two, and truly believe that they’ve been there for an hour. Half the small kids that are brought to me are ones who *know* where their stuff is, but haven’t seen an adult they know personally in 5 minutes, so they’re going to panic.

4. Don’t take naps!!! And don’t let your dependent go anywhere you can’t go or at least go where you catch them at the end!!! Yes you’re staring at the play structure your dependent entered, but can you see them? No? Then there’s a good chance they went elsewhere. So many of the littler kids that are brought to me are brought by genuine, good-hearted strangers who see lost children and take them by the hand. Away from the spot you’re napping in front of/staring vaguely at.

5. This might just be something from my work, but we will not call dependent’s descriptions over the loudspeaker. This is because if an asshole were to see your dependent, hear the description, know it’s a lost dependent, and decide to steal it, they can then use the excuse, “I know where your guardian is! Come with me!” And then lead them out of the park or toss the dependent over their shoulder. Do you know how many crying and screaming dependents leave the location every day? A lot!!! We’re a fun location!!! We’re not going to know if the dependent is screaming because they don’t want to leave or if a stranger is taking them away. We might call the description over the loudspeaker if it’s past closing time and the dependent still isn’t found. But before that, we will only report it over secure radios across the park.

6. Tell a park worker right away. Preferably someone with a radio. Even if you spot the dependent within the next minute, that means the dependent will have less being-lost time. Especially if we already have the dependent with, you guessed it, me. Also please tell us when you find the dependent.

7. Take a picture of your depdendent at the start of the day! That way security guards can have a good idea of what to look for. One mother told me her daughter was blonde and showed me a picture. Her hair color looked brown to me, but then I knew what to look for in the crowd.

8. Keep at least one person in your group in one spot at all times, especially if you don’t have access to your phone or forgot to give out your phone number to the guards. That way they can find you if they pick up the dependent. If you are the only person in your group, then PLEASE stay in one place or at least stay with ONE security guard. It sucks for the dependent if they can’t find you right away even if the both of you are looking for each other and a guard is helping them. You are NOT helping if you panic and run around. And keep your goddamn phone on you and answer calls from unknown numbers!!!!! God. This is a good time to do that.

9. If you lose your dependent in an attraction like the lazy river at a water park, and you have that ONE person staying in place, then this is what you can do with 1+ mobile people.

A. If only one person can be spared to be mobile, have them pick a spot and stay right there, watching the river go by. Eventually, if the dependent is in the river, they’ll go by.

B. If you have two people that can be mobile, both start at the same place in the river and go opposite directions. If you meet up again without spotting the dependent, well, they’re not there.

C. If you have more than 2 people, you can do B but also station different adults at the lazy river entrances/exits.

10. Don’t blame the dependent! Even if they ran away and/or are pissy that you’re upset once you all reunite, trust me, there’s a 99% chance they’re upset too. Yes, this is a good time to have a serious conversation with them. Yes, if this is a repeated problem, and/or you warned them you’d leave the park if this occurred, you should not back down. But also - they’re dependents. They’re not stupid, and they should be told consequences and dangers so they can make good decisions, but they will never have the adult/guardian perspective that you do. Be kind.

Also please for my sake teach them if they’re brought to someone like me, that it’s THEIR job to be safe and listen to me while us park workers look for you. It’s YOUR job to find the dependent, not the dependent’s job to find you. I had a six year old little girl genuinely toddler-howl at me because she wanted to go look for her mom. I’ve never before heard a kid her age howl like that. I can trick kids out of crying 9/10 times but howling came as a surprise lmao. I think I can manage it now that I’ve experienced it but damn.

Also make sure those kids are DRINKING. Being in a water park is NOT the same as drinking water. They should be drinking every 15 minutes at LEAST, I am NOT kidding.

Also if I call you to tell you your kid is here, please don’t call or text me back after you have the kid. I’m sure other places have phones for these types of things but the only one I have is my personal phone. And I am happy to get the kid off my hands and into your arms, but I’m using my personal phone so plz. Don’t call me back. Absolutely call me if you need directions to my ‘office’ in the park. Don’t call or text me after. I have stories about that hoo boy but this post is already long.