#still hilarious every time

[tildeathiwillread]

Big fan of the recurring gag that "We're the Librarians" always works as a response to "Who are you?" despite all evidence to the contrary.

[humming-fly]

Delighted to discover that the way shadow unlocks new abilities in sxsg is a perfect parallel of the pringles iron maiden

[fisheito]

before mirage of scales: I NEED YAKUYA EVENT

after mirage of scales: ah. um. i . i don't need yakuya event so much, anymo.re... hah..a...

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

They’re so good

[triglycercule]

i love that the murder time trio all have dangerous little greetings. horror has his little hand drill thing. killer puts a knife up his sleeve and then does a little switcharoo. dust INSTINCTIVELY shoots whoever he sees with a bone. no greeting whatsoever. so just imagine how things go on a first meeting or whatever. immediately horror and killer have to dodge bones from dust and horror's like hey wtf man. mildly irritated but he just met these guys so he's willing to forgive. he's not gonna lose his cool in front of these two random ass guys even though one just tried to kill him. killer just has that dumbass smile on his face like always (but he was intrigued when dust did that. like who tries to kill someone on first sight?? he's curious now :3)

and then theyre all just standing together and staring for a moment and horror sticks out his hand. killer takes the bait but then he just points a knife to horror's stolen eye once he realizes that he got duped and his other hand is now currently being drilled into. dust didn't shake either of their hands because he could see the drill and tell that killer had something off about him in general. but he does give a tiny smile when he sees the state that the two r in rn with the drill and knife. it's an eensy bit funny in his eyes

least violent mtt interaction

[lesbianbanana]

toa but instead of attempting character development, Lester flips Zeus off and decides to become a popstar

[arale2126]

a cherik what-if

>let's say the Lensherrs escaped to England in the late 1930s

>instead of CIA MacTaggert goes to find Charles at a bar in First Class, it'd be MI6 Magnus Lensherr

Charles: You have a very groovy mutation.

He'd compliments Erik's auburn hair

and the rest…

[booasaur]

Harlan Coben's Shelter - 1x07

[gratuiciel]

they should've had a petty rivalry

[i-may-be-an-emu]

Some of my favourite out of context sfth ao3 tags because these are so funny (also all of these are from different fics)

Disclaimer that these aren’t mine :)

[queer-whatchamacallit]

@ochrogasting has been making some awesome trans woman Carms, and I fell headfirst into obsession

[neil-neil-orange-peel]

I think one of the oft unsaid rules of the sitcom is: make sure your characters say each others' names almost every time they address one another. Just do it. Keep saying those names. DO IT. FOREVER!

[cubfan-montblanc]

we almost had it all.. (tango cleo skizz team up)

[itwoodbeprefect]

stoic illiterate unwilling assassin deeply in love with unfailingly kind rich sad gay man almost stabs his crush's brother because the brother cares so much and so genuinely for the gay man that he searched assassin's room out of worry and found knives and a mysterious letter before being interrupted by the assassin who then does not want to show him the letter which seems incredibly suspicious, only for a later scene (after the gay man interrupts them and thus stops any escalation from happening) to quietly reveal that the very sus letter in possession of this illiterate assassin is not in fact a sign he's lying about being illiterate.... it's just two pages of him practicing the gay man's name over and over in neatly spaced lines...... a reveal which he was going to STAB a man over because he doesn't know that the gay man's brother knows the man is gay and loves him with his whole heart and would never ever do anything to hurt him........ i will never get over this, how could i ever get over this, everything else ever is going to be downhill from here

[vaguely-concerned]

I've had a real Teia and Viago on the brain 24/7 time lately. so here's this, all adapted for tumblr's delicate sensibilities and everything, it's just me and daniele da volterra out here still

also shoutout to my grandfather (who I love and who is also one of the funniest people in the world, inherently) for almost giving me a heart attack when he snuck up on me working on the teia profile (thankfully zoomed in on just that) and so earnestly went 'Oh! What a beautiful lady! Though... *tone of genuine concern that I might not have noticed this* something a bit odd about her ears😬'. thank you bestefar for always watching my artistic back that means a lot to me

[thegreatyin]

this nemesis ambition started out a little slow but I am getting closer to finding that bastard who killed my wife, and I’ll not rest a minute now that im far closer to on his trail

sorry got in character for a second

Anyways fun ambition so far very fucked up though

congratulations on joining the murder club anon!!!! depending on who you ask the name refers to either people who have murdered or people who have witnessed murder. usually both. actually extremely often both. it's a swell time you'll feel right at home (don't mind our collective skyglass knife collection in the back)