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Rangers In Beacon Hills
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen, M/M, Multi
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Power Rangers Dino Charge
In the aftermath of the Nogitsune Scott inadvertently pushed Stiles out of the McCall pack. When it's clear he's no longer wanted in Beacon Hills Stiles decided to spend his summers somewhere he's needed - Amber Beach.
While the dust settles from the Dino Charge Ranger's war, the McCall Pack heals from the damage done by the Nogitsune. In the middle of it all Stiles inevitably returns to Beacon Hills with his fellow Power Rangers. Though he's unsure if he's ready to face Scott and the pack, he knows in his heart he will always have a place with his team. Scoring two incredibly hot boyfriends during his internship was just a bonus.
#teen wolf#power rangers#power rangers dino charge#stiles stilinski#scott mccall#crossover au#im insane its fine#stiles is a power rangers#stiles is also very gay#the power rangers are simply gay for each other#tyler navarro#shelby watkins#chase randall#riley griffin#koda power rangers#nogitsune stiles#post nogitsune stiles#ao3#my fic
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Follow me on my delusional rant for a second: we all know that stiles was kinda but not really obsessed with the hale fire yes?? What if he just a tiny bit more obsessed with it and less with Lydia. The sheriff turns a blind eye to this because this was the most lively his son had been since his mother died. The sheriff also canât figure why this case doesnât feel right to him, but if anyone can figure it out itâs his son.
He goes on a deep dive about the hales. There comes a point where he canât access anymore information legally; so he goes to Danny to teach him how to hack. This gets Lydia attention but not enough to get her to help, yet.
So stiles learns and he hacks into the school database, the police, and generally every establishment that the hales have frequented. He finds a pattern of suspiciously missed full moons, high grocery bills the next morning. He finds Paige and Kate. He finds a paper trail to the fire.
He shows it to his dad. With this evidence the sheriff looks into the case. This is what causes Lydia to talk to stiles. She pulls up to his house the very next morning the sheriff reopens the case. She liked Cora and would do anything to get the person who killed her. This cause a deeper dive of obsession. Together they look into the supernatural side of beacon hills. They find Lydiaâs grandmother, and Lydia is able to understand what she is before it becomes a problem.
Iâm a Stiles and Lydia sibling truther. They become that duo. Just over all becoming the pretty twins of beacon hills.
Lydia gets familiar ties to the stilinskis. Something that she doesnât get at home. The sheriff loves her, absolutely dotes on her. Heâs always wanted a daughter. Stiles becomes far more confident and comfortable in his skin. They have spa days and sleepovers. Stiles lets Lydia practice makeup on him. Lydia has her own room at the Stilinskiâs, it becomes a safe haven for her.
They both watch over the sheriffs diet like hawks; fast food places are terrified when the sheriff comes in to order food. âNo sheriff, I actually canât give you a double burger because Iâm still traumatized from your kidsâ. Lydia creates a binder of healthy meals, while stiles cooks them. (Lydia cannot cook)
Stiles comforts her when Jackson is being a dick. Stiles becomes frienimes with Jackson. When Jackson swings by the house the sheriff quietly brings out his gun and cleans it in front of him. Lydia pretends to be embarrassed but sheâs absolutely glowing. Jackson also become close with the sheriff, especially after him and Lydia break up. (They were gay and lesbian solidarity)
With the amount of digging Stiles and Lydia did they would have figured out Peter was being poisoned. I also believe that they would have found Cora was still alive. This brings Laura and Derek back to beacon hills, starting the rise of the hale pack.
Like imagine season one Derek meeting confident stiles with lipstick. Your honour itâs over for him.
Derek still becomes an alpha after the alpha pack comes and he kills one of them. (Iâm also a Alpha Derek hale truther)
Stiles and Lydia are both âlittle redsâ
Derek and Cora being super fucking cocky that theyâre mated to the pretty twins of beacon hills
The sheriff also cleans his gun in front of Derek and Cora. Heâll be damned doesnât get to pull the protective father for his kids.
Anyway thanks for coming to my Ted talk
#sterek#stiles stilinski#derek hale#stiles x derek#derek x stiles#stiles and lydia#stiles and Lydia are the best siblings#Lydia x Cora#the stilinski family feels#stiles is major obsessed with Derek#stiles and Lydia act like the fbi for enrichment
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Derek teaching unknown werewolf societal/cultural facts to Stiles is cute, and I love that for them, truly, but I want to see the reverse.
We're always hearing about when someone (usually Stiles) asks a naive question about werewolves and Derek going "No, you idiot! It doesn't work like that!" As if it's common knowledge that everyone should know, when in reality there's no possible way Stiles (or any average person, for that matter) could know that.
And I'm sure in Derek's world, stuff like silver not actually being effective against werewolves is a no-brainer or spotting a Kitsune is laughably easy, but not to the common bystander.
So, instead, I'd love to see the random, human customs and social norms Stiles would find himself needing to explain to Derek when they start living together. Stuff that the human family members of his pack never displayed because they had been raised surrounded by werewolves their entire lives.
From all the small things like how, when you get a canker sore or lose a filling, you always gotta stick your tongue in it. ("No, we don't want to do it. It hurts like hell, actually. It's just something we do. Don't ask me why. I honestly couldn't tell you. It's the same with picking scabs or pressing down on bruises.")
Or like how you're not supposed to eat the weird, little black nub at the bottom of the banana. ("I don't care if it's composed of the exact same stuff as the rest of the banana, that's so fucking gross đ€ą")
Or like how you have to walk around ladders instead of under them ("Because otherwise you'll get bad luck, Derek!")
Or how, for a short time in history, a man wearing a singular earring on his left ear meant that he was gay for some reason. Or was it the right ear? ("Hey, listen, man, I didn't make these dumb rules!")
Or how you can't pick up a penny off the ground unless the face side is heads up ("Yes, it's another 'good luck, bad luck' thing. We actually have a lot of those, now that I think about it.")
Or how if someone far away sees you coming and holds the door open for you, you very specifically have to do a customary tiny wave or acknowledging nod before doing a small little half trot-half jog that isn't too slow or too fast all the way to the door. ("Because you don't want to take up their time, but also you don't want them to think they've inconvenienced you. Yeah, no, I get that they already have, but you don't want THEM to know that.")
All the way up to things like the weird history of Coke Zero, even though Diet Coke is essentially the same thing. ("Oh, now see, that's actually pretty interesting. And by interesting, I mean dumb and terrible. See, in the 80's, Coke only ever marketed Diet Coke as a 'woman's drink', so when they finally decided to expand their demographic, they had to spend millions of dollars to undo their own conditioning because their women's only Diet Coke campaign had been so successful, it took decades for men to stop associating drinking diet soda with being gay or effeminate.")
Just so Derek can finally know what it feels like to be on the other end of "common sense."
#sterek#teen wolf#derek hale#stiles stilinski#tyler hoechlin#dylan o'brien#mieczysĆaw stiles stilinski#It hasn't escaped me that this meme has Dylan O'Brien's co-star who played Minho from the Maze Runner series#Gotta love how Derek's always spewing ancient undocumented closely guarded forbidden secrets and being like 'you seriously didn't know that#HOW? HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY KNOW THAT DEREK?! WHERE WOULD WE EVEN FIND THAT KNOWLEDGE#YOU SASSY FRUSTRATING MAN?!
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The thing about Stiles that fascinates me is that his sexuality is something very... flexible, to me.
Usually, with near all characters but at the very least with my hyperfixation favorites, I have a clearly defined headcanon for their sexuality and I don't differ from it.
But for Stiles, I have multiple, very different reads that I all like equally.
I like him with Malia and, depending on the setting, also with Lydia, so I can totally see the bisexual read on him.
But I can also see his obsessive crush on Lydia as projection and his indignant "I might be [gay]!" as genuine and I've written him as gay in a few fics now.
I love writing him as very kinky and very sexual.
But as I'm rewatching the show right now, I am getting such heavy sex-repulsed ace vibes from him with just how utterly done he is with Scott's allo nonsense like "yeah yeah Allison is pretty move it along dude" and though he keeps claiming to want to get laid, when he's actually alone with a barely dressed Lydia in her bedroom, even just lusting after her doesn't even cross his mind. Haven't written ace!Stiles yet, but you bet it's on my list.
And all of this does fascinate me, because I usually am very set about these things. There is no either/or, I dissect a character for their vibes and then I stick to how these vibes make me see them.
Stiles is just giving me so many vibes he is waving pride flags left and right.
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STFU!
for the @sterekdrabbles 30/09/24 challenge. the prompt words were VORACIOUS, LOUD, and MILK. also tagging @sterekdrabblesgonelong as this ended up going long (884 words) xp
also found HERE on ao3
rating: EXPLICIT
Derek finally caves, succumbing to Stiles's feral wiles and allowing Stiles to drag that disgustingly hot wolfy-ass beneath Stiles's not exactly fresh and not exactly sexy bed sheets, for what is the B-movie prelude to (god willing!) the night's main event that will hopefully see Stiles Stilinski getting royally fucked within an inch of his Gay Virgin life.
Stilesâalbeit inexperienced in this department but very much making up for that with a voracious sort of enthusiasm, thank you very muchâis in the middle of sloppily sucking Derek off. The werewolf's not actually knotted cock-end is currently mercilessly bumping the back of Stiles's throat (Stiles is loving the fact he's never had a gag reflex, and by all accounts so is Derek), before a mix of precome and spit is confusingly flicking up into Stiles's eyes and hair as Derek manhandles him to skillfully flip their positions, Derek now suddenly the one with a mouth stuffed full of steel-hard cock.
Stiles is instantly shrieking Derek's name like a lunatic (ha) at having Derek's brand-hot mouth clamped around him, so loud Derek has to shove all four fingers of his left hand into Stiles's mouth to essentially gag himâand hopefully desist any need the neighbours could have to call the Sheriff and tell Stiles's old man his only son might be getting his throat ripped out by a wild animal of unknown description.
It embarrassingly takes no time at all of Derek swallowing Stiles down like a champ (and giving his balls a glorious beard rash for him to jerk off over tomorrow) for Stiles to be dangerously close to shooting his loadâdirectly into what feels likely to be Derek's fucking stomach at this point, because jesus fucking christ he's gonna come hardâand he finds himself slapping haphazardly and manically at the ball of Derek's shoulder with the palm of his hand, as if they're in an wrestling ring and Stiles is desperately trying to tap-out of a full nelson. Â
âNo-no-no! Stop-stop-stop, Der, please, you gottaâor I'm gonna, y'know, like I'llâand it'll happen, likeâshiiiiiiit, oh, man, you cannot keep doing that with your tongue, big guy, or it's gonna be game over before it's even properly begun!â he manages to splutter out, indignant and rambling more than usual with the insane levels of pleasure now shooting throughout his body like a trillion miniscule lightning strikes. Â
Derek, of course, completely ignores Stiles and absolutely keeps swirling his gorgeously warm and wet tongue around what is definitely the most intense hard-on of Stiles's eighteen years on this planet, like his dick is not actually a dick at all but Derek's favourite flavour of popsicle. Although, Stiles now knows that The D (or at least Derek Hale's fantastic D) does not, in fact, taste anything like any popsicle Stiles has ever consumed; it's maybe more like salt-water taffy, only with less sugar and a lot more salt and holy mother of god, Stiles loves, loves, loves it. And even trying his dumb best to distract himself from what he knows is the inevitable, to make this not-so-little slice of pure heaven last just a teensy bit longer, Stiles knows thinking about the taste of cock while getting blown by the hottest creature he's ever had the good fortune to lay eyes on is definitely not helping his situation one iota. Â
Thank fucking fuck, Derek chooses this moment to relinquish the divine vacuum he's got going on between Stiles's inner thighs via what are probably now obscenely swollen-red lips, when he releases Stiles's erection with an incredibly filthy-sounding pop. Â
Almost dizzy from the change in pressure around his junk, Stiles forces his head up to eye Derek (whose lips really are an obscenely swollen-red, which is even more outrageously hot than Stiles had imagined) just as Derek says, âI'm about to suck your deranged brain out through your pretty cock, Stiles, then I'm gonna milk you dry until you're begging me to stop. So, you better hang on to something, and be careful not to bite your tongue off when I stab mine into your slit and use it to fuck your dick till you're crying, okay?â as if he's talking into the McDonald's drive through speaker to order himself a Big Mac meal with large fries and a shake, and not unknowingly acting out a spank-bank worthy scene from one of Stiles's wet dreams.Â
Hell, Stiles all but comes, there and fucking then, because who the fuck says shit like that?!Â
His face is doing what must be a very strange mix of a smile and a frown as he just about manages to pathetically whine the words, âBut Der, oh my god, I really, really need you to fuck me!â
And yeah, he's practically crying already.
Fuck off. Â
Derek grins, then, and Stiles doesn't think he's ever been more his wild wolf-self as he licks his canines and growls out, âWhat makes you think I won't be taking advantage of what I know is your excellent refractory period, to make you orgasm like a fucking freight train, at least twice, before I rail your tight little ass until dawn and give you several more, hmm?âÂ
Andâhonestly, Stiles has never shut the fuck up faster in all his life.
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I was replying to @in2tswft's ask about coach and I fell into a rabbit hole of a conspiracy and it all revolves around one very strange, throw-away line of scripted dialogue (as in this was written into the script and not Orny improvising).
This is from the scene where Stiles pulls the fire alarm. Coach drags him outside and tells him off for pulling the alarm and says "If I were four years younger, I'd... I'd punch you" to which Stiles replies âWhat? Coach, that doesn't make sense!â and Coach quickly snaps, âOh, well, it does to me!â
So what difference does four years make? Coach is still a pretty strong, athletic guy, he could definitely land a punch. Maybe four years ago he wasn't a teacher and wouldn't get in as much trouble for punching a kid? Or maybe something happened four years before.
And what happened four years before this?
The Hale house fire.
What if Coach was bound in some way to a member of the Hale family and had supernatural strength that way? And the reason he would have punched Stiles with supernatural strength is because he thinks Stiles is one of the supernatural creatures (he hangs out with the pack, is always there when supernatural things happen, he was the one with the chains in his locker)--and therefore he can't punch him now (as a human) because if Stiles were supernatural, punching him would only hurt Coach.
It would also explain the alcoholism; he's trying to drown his pain and grief after losing someone he loved.
To take this a step further, Coach is very pro-LGBTQIA+.
He supports any students who come out and doesn't judge anyone for who they choose to love. So, what if coach was in love with a man? (gay, bi, pan, aro, ace, whatever you like, but in love with a man) And his lover had a nickname for him, one he has admitted he liked to be called: Cupcake.
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https://www.lifo.gr/stiles/optiki-gonia/kaos-einai-i-shesi-mas-me-ti-mythologia
Can they stop with modern labels? Every time they try to say that ancient Greece was a queer paradise where it was far from this.
It was criticised in society unless the man was powerful and rich. Like it was a tiny minority and they create this narrative of ancient Greece have over 50% being queer or something.
It's time for our xenoi friends and followers to learn another Greek term. Xenolatreia. It means "worship of anything foreign (mainly from the western countries)", which is a widespread phenomenon among Greeks for the past 2 centuries. It's the following sentiment: "Anything that comes out of western countries is good and it should be praised because we here in Greece are a bunch of illiterate monkeys who live on trees, and cannot see the Deeper Message our Superior Westerners show."
Lifo has had some decent articles over the years but this one reeks of xenolatreia. Lifo supports that the Greeks hate the series because it has queer people in it. so it goes on a campaign to show that Greek mythology had queer people. Which, sure, I don't disagree, but it misses the point. While some Greeks surely have been offended just by the existence of queerness, Lifo misses the REAL reason why Greeks in large felt their mythology was butchered by KAOS. They even wrote it in the article themselves:
"Zeus is a paranoid authoritarian dictator in mid-life crisis who fears losing his power and murders his aides to vent. Hera is a promiscuous goddess who repeatedly betrays Zeus and has mutilated mute priestesses for protection. Dionysos is a spoiled and immature zoomer who, apart from pranks, indulges in orgies with all genders. Poseidon a sadistic god of the sea, who tortures the crew on his ship for fun. Prometheus is gay and killed his lover so he could overthrow Zeus. Orpheus is a famous pop singer and Eurydice does not love him. Theseus is black and gay. The Erinyes are tough-as-nails mechs that look like they stepped out of 'Sons of Anarchy'. The Fates resemble a three-member jury in a talent show. The Trojans are a terrorist group that acts against the gods. Crete is more reminiscent of California than the Mediterranean."
Queer and diverse identities in general are nothing bad. The way KAOS mixed everything into a salad is the real bad thing, and the showrunners hide behind the queer representation when they are met with any other kind of criticism. It's the same tactic Lifo follows here. Only extremely stupid people would have an issue if Ganymees and Zeus were a couple in the show when it was also a part of our mythology. The problem about KAOS for the larger population is not the queerness.
Lifo continues:
The idea we have of Greek myths is, at best, a jumble of bits and pieces created by the Greek school: Zeus has sexual relations with mortals, Hera is jealous, Dionysus engages in revelry, Persephone for some reason resides in Hades , a bird eats the flesh of Prometheus, Aphrodite is the most beautiful and Athena the wisest of the bunch, Artemis hunts, Apollo plays the lyre: a very general and vague idea, much more chaotic than the mixing of myths which "Kaos" attempts.
What a shitty argument. Did you pay any attention in school, I wonder?? Do you know that we know our myths also outside the Greek school and that the Greek school teaches based on the ancient sources, and we often read the ancient text itself?? Also, no, the situation here is not more absurd than what KAOS does. The mythology is what it is. KAOS takes an already established thing and makes a turd out of playdoh.
Instead, we demand that a series aiming for commercial appeal follow our preferred script line and stay true to what? In our own obsessions, revisions, angulations and Christian puritanisms?
To our freaking culture, dear Lifo. To the myths we wrote and passed down for two and a half millennia, dear Lifo. They are fairly widespread and they are very difficult to get wrong.
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Outsider No More by Useless-girl
Note:Â The Teen Wolf & Cyberpunk 2077 crossover you didnât know you needed! :D Obviously, Iâm a huge fan of this game (did many playthroughs already and still not finished) and I fell in love with its world, so at one point I started thinking about how Derek and Stiles would fit in it, what kind of characters they would be. So this is what I came up with and hope that youâll enjoy this little detour into this world. Also, see more info in the end notes! ;)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf, Sterek, Cyberpunk 2077
Characters/relationships: Stiles Stilinski/Derek Hale, Cora Hale/original female character, Erica Reyes/Vernon Boyd, Lydia Martin/Jordan Parrish (mentioned), Isaac Lahey, Theo Raeken, Alan Deaton, Matt Daehler, Scott McCall, Viktor Vektor, Liam Dunbar, Mason Hewitt, Brett Talbot, Kate Argent (mentioned), Gerard Argent (mentioned), Talia Hale (mentioned), Peter Hale (mentioned), Sheriff Stilinski (mentioned), other Hales (mentioned)
Rating/category: explicit,Teen Wolf AU, Cyberpunk AU, Sterek, alternate universe, canon and non-canon elements, slash, M/M, aged up characters, no werewolves, human Stiles, orphan Stiles, netrunner Stiles, mercenary Stiles, streetkid Stiles, BAMF Stiles, tattooed Stiles, bottom Stiles, human Derek, top Derek, nomad Derek, clan leader Derek, hacking, betrayal, revenge, action, violence, cursing, blood, gore, found family, family feels, pack feels, getting together, falling in love, romance, love, emotions, wit, sarcasm, light Dom/sub, light BDSM, smut, handjob, blowjob, gay sex, rough sex
Summary: In the unforgiving underbelly of Night City the âsurvival of the fittestâ law applies more than anywhere else. After his fatherâs death, Stiles Stilinski has been working as a netrunner/mercenary to stay afloat. But when a gig goes wrong, he finds himself fleeing the city from more than one of the notorious and very deadly gangs of NC. Due to a favor, he soon ends up with the feared and respected Hale nomad clan. It is led by the charismatic but broody Derek Hale, who at first isnât too happy about letting a stranger into his close-knit family, but still provides shelter to Stiles, who in turn is not too keen on experiencing the nomad lifestyle. But with time both menâs perspective changes about things â and each other.
Disclaimer: This is a product of my imagination and was written only for entertainment and fun. I donât profit from this fanfiction and I mean no harm or disrespect against any real person, culture or custom that might appear in the story. All original pictures or edits and fictional characters used in the story belong to their respective owners and credit goes to them.
---------------------------------- To read the story on AO3, click HERE! Illustration by Useless-girl.
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Anon asked:
Christine! Have you been reading any new Sterek fanfic lately? Do you have recs for fics posted or updated in the last year or so?
Here are the fics Iâve read recently. Some of them are newâish. Also, check the fic rec friday tag for other great random fics. â€ïž
The Lure of Gold by Dexterous_Sinistrous | 25.7K | WIP
Derekâs breath caught when he saw the gold flare in Stilesâ eyes.
There was something deeper in Stilesâ eyes than Derek had seen beforeâlike the golden flicker of a lure, tempting a fish. And it nearly unnerved him.
Like the tale of the siren beckoning the sailor to the rocks, a fool hearted man who agreed too quickly to follow the sweet melody at the price of embracing death. Derek believed that to be a curse, once.
But would death greet such a foolish man if the siren truly wanted him?
and you are the only one, my everything by EvanesDust | 10.9K
Stiles is gay and in love with his best friend, Derek.
Derek is straight. He thought Stiles was, too, but then he walks in on Stiles with a guy andâholy shit!âmaybe he's not so straight after all.
Stiles Stilinski's Epic Garage Band Experiment by DiscontentedWinter | 1.1K
âNo,â says Dad when Stiles brings home the drum kit from the garage sale down the street. âNo, no, no, no, no.â
I Wonder (Whatever Could It Be?) by MadcapRomantic | 10.5K | Explicit
Derek Hale works for the FBI. Intern Stiles Stilinski has moved departments twice, neither at his own request, and Derek is dreading dealing with him.
That is, until he gets a whiff of the kid...
Blindsided by AClosedFicIsNeverRead | 39.6K | Explicit
Derek exhaled tremulously and tried to stay calm. He called several more times, growing steadily more frantic each time, before allowing the truth to settle in: Stilesâ phone was off. âNo. No, no, no, please, no,â Derek whispered to himself, barely able to see the screen through his tearful eyes. What had he done? Had he been so blinded by rage that he dismissed Stiles' call for help?
The Stilinski Method by Gia279 | 6.3K
In which Derek thinks he's in a meet cute, and Stiles thinks he's in a paranormal mystery. They're both smitten.
To Have Outlived the Night by stillane | 23.4K | Mature
Derek steps away from the window. âYou helped me. They took that as a declaration.â
A Princely Knight by Dexterous_Sinistrous | 25.1K | Mature
He would stand by Stilesâ side, a constant shadow of protection until his death. A life for a life, one worth much more than an orphan turned thief turned royal guard could comprehend. In truth, Derek saw the one person he would gladly give his life for, because Stiles made this world better.
Cookies, coffee and shut the fucupcakes by DropsOfAddiction | 26.2K | Explicit
âOk. Iâve got a few shirts with me because I came here straight from work, but I think itâs going to be a tight fit. I know Iâm not as skinny as I used to be but Iâm not exactly the same hunky physique as you, oh grand macho werewolf,â Stiles shrugs.
Derek runs his eyes blatantly over Stilesâ chest.
âIâm not so sure about that,â Derek mutters, and he slams his mouth shut, teeth audibly clacking together, as if he really hadnât meant to say that out loud.
Stiles flushes but he heads upstairs to grab Derek a spare dark shirt. When he gets back to the kitchen, Derekâs already shed his dirty shirt and heâs helping himself to Stilesâ half empty mug of coffee, neck thrown back as he drinks.
Stiles literally looks to the heavens because he must have done something really good in a past life to be awarded with the sight of Derek Haleâs naked, very firm, slightly hairy torso parading around his dadâs kitchen before eleven in the morning.
Drinking his coffee. Stilesâ mouth had just been on that mug. Right where Derekâs mouth is.
By elementary school rules of dating (ie sharing a bottle, your mouth touching where someone elseâs mouth was just touching, sharing cooties) theyâre now married.
Fault Line by MadcapRomantic | 11.8K | Explicit
When Derek comes to, his head hurts.
No, hurts is the wrong word. It's not strong enough. His head feels like it's being split in two, down the middle. His ears are ringing, and his vision is blurred.
But despite it all, strong and crisp and clear, is the underlying scent of home, pack, and mate.
What It Takes To Not Be Broken by Whispering_Sumire | 17.4K | Mature
He's pretty sure Death is nipping at his heels at this point.
But he has to stay awake, has to keep Gerard away from Erica and Boyd, the two Betas still tied up with mountain ash and electricity on the other side of the room, and it looks like they're trying to scream through their duct-tape, still, but he can't hear it, not anymore.
The terrible, all-consuming, staticky silence had over taken him after about the third time Gerard's lackey- Ben, he thinks his name was- had stuck a military grade taser to his ear, a low enough voltage not to cause brain damage, he'd said, because the point of this was for him to talk.
it's obvious, you're oblivious by EvanesDust | 14.8K | Explicit
Derekâs new roommate is alpha bait but seems disinterested in everyoneâespecially Derek.
Stiles is suddenly popular, but can't seem to catch the interest of the only alpha he actually likes.
...or the one where Stiles and Derek get paired together in room assignments and are secretly in love with the other.
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âš rules: list your ten favorite characters from ten separate fandoms, then tag ten people!
I got tag by my dearest @oldefashioned (ily so much pookie!) and while I am horribly late as usual here I am, at last!
I don't really watch much TV or movies, but I do read a lot and I watch a lot of anime so we'll be doing a mash up. None of these have a particular order either.
Stiles Stilinski from Teen Wolf because of course I'd pick Stiles, even though this really is a toss up with Derek Hale, I love you pookie!
Percy Jackson from PJO, my entire childhood summed up. I'd go to war for him, even though he wouldn't want me to.
Neil Josten from AFTG. Andrew was SO CLOSE though, I love them both, my deranged little psychos.
James Potter from Harry Potter. Yes I know he has two lines in all seven books, yes I know he's been dead since before the fucking prologue, no I don't care.
Newt from The Maze Runner, because this is what Thomas would have wanted, you silly little heartbroken boy who definitely has Newt's letter memorized. In your hearts, you're gay even though James Dashner scrapped your love story. They're both lovely.
Cardan from The Folk of the Air, he's so pathetic and besotted with his wife, I love him.
Lucerys Velaryon from House of the Dragon (or well, the GOT universe I guess). If anyone has been here for long enough you'll know.
Bakugou Katsuki from BNHA I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM AND HIS GAY LITTLE HEART!! They called me crazy but WHO'S LAUGHING NOW??? I also really like Izuku though. And All Might is so silly goofy.
Roy Mustang from FMA/FMAB he is, like Cardan, also very pathetic and kind of bbgirl. I'd die for him. Predicably though, Ed is also my favorite.
Eren Jaeger from AOT. Does this make me just like other girls? Or does it mean I'm right? We'll never know (I'm right).
I know we said only one character but I can't help myself okay????? How can they ask me to choose one person when they work better as a pair??? Anywaysss ignoring my obvious failure, I'm tagging @salty-fryingpan @novasillies @endwersed @dontcallpanic @gege-wondering-around @kittykatstiles @superfluffycam-blog @darling-winnie @dear-massacre and @fuji09 (since when do I have ten mutuals?????? When did this happen?)
#patolemus answers#that never ends well#tag game#do I have to tag all of these??#might as well tag by fandom#teen wolf#percy jackson#aftg#harry potter marauders#because it's a very big distinction between regular harry potter and marauders harry potter#the maze runner#the folk of the air#hotd#bnha#fmab#aot
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The thing about Liam and Mason being compared to Jackson and Danny is that their roles, upon being introduced, are identical, but their core personalities and motivations are wildly different.
(For the sake of my analysis Iâm going to disregard seniority)
Liam is a Jackson clone in that heâs introduced as lacrosse captain competition to Scott. Heâs also got extremely similar physical features. And while Liam and Jackson arguably both have anger issues, it comes from different places. Jackson is about self-loathing and perfectionism while Liam is about disability (letâs not get into how itâs handled). They begin to differ greatly when you consider Jackson is actually very sharp and perceptive (eg immediately knows Argent means silver in French) while Liam is more oblivious and naive (eg his whole thing with âI fell in a holeâ). Their arcs are also inverse of each other once the initial season 4 lacrosse conflict ends, with Jackson at the top needing to learn humility and with Liam at the bottom needing to learn leadership. If your fic needs an asshole smart jock ready to be knocked off his pedestal, you can use Jackson, but if it needs a locked in chihuahua with a bone to pick, youâd go for Liam.
Mason is a Danny clone in that heâs the gay PoC best friend to the white boy feuding with Scott. Theyâre also both technically the brains of the friend duo. Danny is a hacker pro with technology (an aspect of intellect that Jackson is not proficient in) while Mason loves to study and learn (the bar is very low for Liam and not just because heâs short). Where Danny and Mason begin to differ is in their willingness to cooperate with other people. Even though âeveryone likes Danny,â Danny is shown primarily as reclusive and cynical, keeping his secrets tight to his chest. Meanwhile, Mason is an outgoing extrovert whoâs able to get his entire freshman year to arrive at an impromptu lake house party with a single text. He also consistently tries to help others with the knowledge he gains (eg contributing kitsune lore for Kira, leading a Physics study group for Corey, etc). On a narrative level, Danny is reluctant to participate in the plot while Mason takes over the pack detective role in season 6A after Stiles goes MIA. If your fic needs a lone wolf superbrain, your best bet is Danny, but if it needs a social cinnamon roll information sponge, thatâd be Masonâs expertise.
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How romantic sex on a school bus. Well ig just making out but my point still stands. And Ik itâs a dream but sheâs all like ooh ok and Iâm just like girl no. Make him take you to a bed at least.Â
I love watching the way stiles opinion of Derek changes over time esp given that Derek doesnât make a great first impression(not that stiles really did either but Derekâs was worse)
âAte it?â
âRaw?â
âNo you stopped to bake in a little werewolf oven.â
Scottâs hair is sooooooooo bad đ
Also forgot how much I hate this teacher(biology or math maybe? Idk) heâs annoying
This may very well be the only time stiles tells Scott not to cancel a date.Â
Danny deserves more loveÂ
Lydiaâs thing of acting dumb is really annoying like if he doesnât want you unless youâre stupid youâre better off without him girl
Stiles reaction to Scott asking Allison about their hanging out with Jackson and Lydia
Jackson is such an asshole but Ik I end up liking him more later on
Of all things to lie about; your bowling skills???
Gotta love stiles needing to know if heâs attractive to gay guys(the answer is yes. Just ask Derek đ)
Ngl Iâve never been sure how I feel abt deaton bc heâs like kinda helpful sometimes but also super weird more often than not
I fucking adore Melissa McCallÂ
Dude I tried for literal months(tho without rewatching bc I didnât wanna do that at the time) to figure out where the pic of Derek standing behind broken glass came from and itâs from ep three when the police officer and then Scott show up the hale houseÂ
I feel like rains too much for this show being set in CaliforniaÂ
Derek is so nonchalant about Scottâs freak out I love it
âWhy is this starting to feel like youâre Batman and Iâm Robin? I donât wanna be Robin all the time.â
âNobodyâs Batman and Robin any of the time.â
âNot even some of the time?â I love this lil convo and esp this last line bc stiles sounds so sad abt itÂ
Seriously why is the lighting so damn dark all the time even when I have the brightness on my screen turned all the way up and to my recollection it only gets worse
Scott and his fucking one track mindÂ
Yikes Allisonâs closet is so bad all like boho chic and sequiny
Again a parent walking in without knockingÂ
I mean at least he acknowledged he forgot to knock but like teenage girl who couldâve been like changing or smth jeez
Love that heâs clearly getting ready to go out and they decide to sneak out before he leavesÂ
Man I wanna go bowling I havenât bowled in so long (related even if it doesnât seem like it, Jackson Lydia Allison and Scott go bowling)
Jacksonâs laugh is so obviously fake and itâs so obnoxious đ€ź
I can appreciate that being werewolf didnât make him good at everything(just most things)Â
I love love love Derekâs carÂ
Why does Chris argent wash Derekâs windshield for him??? Oh yes very intimidating good job ChrisÂ
I canât wait for argent to grow a beard he looks so much better with itÂ
Breaking the window on Derekâs car was so unnecessary and rudeÂ
Ofc now Scott is great at bowlingÂ
Lydia using Scott to make Jackson jealous is so annoyingÂ
Ah innuendoÂ
âHow do you cheat at bowling?â
âI donât know, but you did.â But for real Jackson how does someone cheat at bowlingÂ
And Derekâs being a creep again cmon man no wonder people donât like you when this is the impression you always giveÂ
Call a code? You have to specify which one Melissa. Iâm not even a nurse and I know thatÂ
Yay another cringey make out sceneÂ
âDo either of you even play baseball?â
I love that theyâre both super honest and just say no when she asks if they care thereâs a police enforced curfew
Scottâs angry voice is not greatÂ
Derekâs echoy voice thing wtf is that?
Love that Scottâs first thought is to try to get Derek arrested, again, for smth he didnât doÂ
Ooh jump the whole staircase heâs so cool guys you donât even knowÂ
Ooh heâs losing the jacket things are getting seriousÂ
The noise while he shifted was gross and not necessaryÂ
Also Iâm pretty sure they change his shifted makeup look later on bc he doesnât look how I rememberÂ
Love the choice of Destroya by MCR for this totally pointless fight between Scott and Derek thoÂ
I mean I say fight but itâs more like Derek beating the snot out of ScottÂ
and now we have the rational conversation after punching each otherÂ
Oh now you give him answers after you beat the crap out of him
How come we never really discuss the fact that Scott is part of Peterâs pack? At least until he becomes an alpha himself
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Iâm a freaking fierce Sterek apologist and most of the time I could bite anyone who tell that Stiles is with anyone else but DerekâŠBUT SOMETIMES I have this creeping Idea that the Hale pack ( like what should be the Hale pack with everyone alive) is just a big polymorous polycule thatâs had everyone,aside of their own couples and trouples, just revolved around Stiles, because he is everyone crush! Well not EVERYBODY is actually romantically attracted to Stiles but at least one person of each polycule is (almost).
Last year of high school students and professors where now quite used to the strange dynamics of a very specific groupe of student.
First it was the two power hetero couples : Lydia and Aiden, the couple looked perfect, like greeks statues and they were fierce and the archetype of high schoolâs couples.
You also had Erica and Boyd, the two had made talk at first because how Erica bombshel Reyes could be with Vernon Stoic Boyd? But soon enough people had seen that their was something in this couple that made total sense and that they were actually quite a good fit for each other.
Secondly you had the polycules: the « sweet square » , as they been called by Beacon Hills highâs student because it was just all of the cute student of the whole high school,composed of Allison, Kira, Scott and Isaac. Not everyone understood how they fit in the polycule, who was with who? Until they discovered that everyone loved everyone and that it was working perfectly. They were blinding people with the happiness and cuteness radiating from them each time someone saw them all together cuddling.
On the other hand existed the « holy triangle », Jackson, Ethan and Danny. The trouple had Ethan at the center of their romantic relationship (even if it never stop Jackson and Danny to hook up sometimes). The three of then always made girls squeaked when they walk the halls either because they were the sexiest boys or because they were like fanfictionâs materials.
Thirdly you had the two classic (not totally) gay couples: Mason and Corey where the absolutely cutest couple. Always smiling, always sweet with each other. A total cute puppy love. Almost an anomaly in this groupe of weirdos.
Next to them you had the chaotic couple Liam and Theo. Always bickering, always throwing insults to each other or sometimes litteraly fighting with their fist but beware the fool who allow himself to insult one of them, the other would distroy the impudent!
Fourthly you had the free spirits, the free electrons: Malia who still had some difficulties to keep with human ways and who was hooking up with mostly Scott and Parrish, Cora who loved peoples but couldnât stay with just one person because it was to much for her at this point she was mostly hooking up with Lydia or sometimes Isaac, Hayden was not always here since she had moved from town with her sister she would have this relationship with Liam but everyone knew that she had a boyfriend back home
So everyone in high school or even in Beacon Hills was used to those dynamics but the thing that was difficult to understand was: How does Stiles Stilinski fit into all of this?
It was usual to see Lydia took suddenly Stiles arm and kiss him unashamedly in the middle of the hall, staying the day with him will Aiden was doing his little life with his friends or even gave a friendly pat in Stilesâ back. People who walk through the hall would often cross Erika pulling him into a full mouth kiss, her against the lockers him pull against her. Then she would hold his hand possessively, sometimes Boyd would hold the other hand of the sheriff son other time he would hold Ericaâs. During Lacrosse practice Isaac would be stuck against Stiles sometimes holding him from behind his head on his shoulder and kissing softly his cheek while whispering in his ear making him blush. Allison would sometimes kiss him in the corner of his mouth as she walk past him as they went from one class to another (it was more of a platonic love then a real relationship for them) Scott was the puppy who would pass days following his best friend around, Kira would give him hugs and soft kisses on his cheeks because the boy became her bestfriend . Sometimes Jackson could be seen in the boysâ lockers, his forearm near the brunette head Stilesâ back against his own locker both of them kissing in a kind of hungry aggressive way, Danny would flirt with him just to tease him and Ethan would eat alone with Stiles to take some advice on how to handle being in a throuple with two bestfriends. Mason, Corey and Liam were like the three puppies that Stiles protected, it was a kind of mother/son love in their case. If they were in need of advice or just wanted to have someone to confort them they would run straight to him. And when they will do something stupid or dangerous he will just yell or give them the biggest sarcastic answers possible. Stiles was a caring guy yes but he was also the biggest bitchy person in this town. But you could see that Liam had like this monumental crush on Stiles, People in town would saw Theo and Stiles argue violently at the coffee shop and ten minute after that they would make out in the dark alley next said coffee shop, kind of the same love/hate relationship as the one with Jackson but more chaotic because who knew that Jackson Whittemore would be a softie sometimes. Malia would suddenly kiss Stiles in the hall of the school or in town and just walk away like it was just a normal thing to do, Stiles would walk away the same with a « hey Malia », the Stilinskiâs neighbor would see her crawl to Stilesâ window every now and then but their relationship is more healthy now. Cora as a Hale would so exactly the same climbing to the window, to have some cuddles party or more sometimes but their relationship was softer than anyone could have thought, it was little hands brushing in the halls, little kiss on the cheeks when they are out. Stiles is litteraly like Catnip for the Hales. Hayden was pretty much in the same relationship with Stiles than Corey and Mason, he was like a bitchy mom and would call her anytime he could to check on her.
But everyone could swear that the eighteenth boy had someone that could be called a boyfriend. A black camaro was often park in frond of the school, with Derek Hale waiting for Stiles. Said young man would run to him to through himself at his neck and kiss him like they where separated for months. And the majority of the time the older one would throw hard threatening looks to anyone coming near his boyfriend , some people could swear that they heard him growl like a big dog.
Slowly one new unexpected couple had appeared in town: Peter Hale and Chris Argent. The two where like fire and ice and still they seem to be madly in love with each other in their strange way.
And when Stiles get to his 25 yo those two familiar faces where add to the pictures. Peter Hale seems to have a deep relationship with his nephew's boyfriend. Yes it was weird for the people outside because really, the four remaining Hale?! The sheriffâs son was really this attractive for them?! They would go to library or debate coffee. They would talk quite happily about things that the mundane couldnât understand. And the man would walk with his hand on the small of Stilesâ back or arms in arms. Peter would kiss Stilesâ head tenderly. Sometimes Chris Argent was with them. His hand between Stiles' shoulder blades. It was more platonic but the man would throw death glare everytime someone would laugh at the three or them or when someone would bump hard on Stiles in the street.
And everybody whispered questions like: Does the sheriff know about what his son is up to? Do they are a kind of cult and Stiles is the guru? How doeos Stiles can hide to his clearly really possessive boyfriend (cause those hickeys and bite marks on his neck could only be his) the fact that he have relationships with so many people?
One Day as Stiles and the whole pack (the sheriff and Melissa included) where celebrating Stiles' Birthday at the Jungle, because where this many people could fit in this town exept for this club, plus Danny knew the boss well, a foolish young man came to dance with Stiles. His body against the his back, touching his hips and trying to hit on him, he thought that this pretty boy belong to a lot of people so why not him. And that's when all of Beacon Hillsâ citizens would know that Derek knew quite well that his mate had relationship with other packâs members. But he didnât mind as soon as some rules where followed. And this guy didn't seemed to listen when Stiles tried to push him off and didn't follow the rule one : Be a pack member. The Alpha werewolf leaped to them and pushed the guy away like he weight nothing, snarling and growling at him as he pulled Stiles against him. Soon all the others would come to protect their pack mom, each of them brushing against Stiles back or arms to get rid of the stranger's smell on him. Stiles easily made them calm down. Melissa, Noah and Chris would look at this display of possessiveness with shaking heads and laughs.
And people learned since this: Stiles Stilinski was not just a horny guy who would make out with anybody in the back of his boyfriend. He was in a real poliamourous dynamic (And maybe a cult, really they where all living in the Hale house for a few years now, totally a cult).
This night, after the party Derek would write on his laptop the rules that people had to follow if they wanted to apply for a place in the policul.
Rule to be Stiles Stilinski lover
Rule one: Be part of the pack
Rule two: Nobody except Derek Hale have the right to mark Stiles Stilinski
Rule Three: Always listening to Stiles and how he his feeling, never force our need on him.
Rule four: Only Derek Hale can touch Stiles Stilinski's neck
Rule five: Stiles Stilinski is Derek Hale's mate, Don't try to ask Stiles Stilinski to marry you.
Rule Six: Stiles Stilinski have the priority on Derek Hale's Time, it works the other way too. If you plan on taking my time you will disappear.
He looked at his screen before he snorted and closed it. It would certainly piss the Sheriff if he printed that and put it everywhere in town. Stiles would love it tho...
#teen wolf#derek hale#stiles stilinski#sterek#hale pack#everyone love Stiles#Stiles is the pack mom#but also everyone lover#Derek is still a possessiv mate#Stiles fell casually in all those relationship#it was just easy to be#Stiles is not the pack bitch#but he like to say it tho#Stiles x everyone#This idea had totally escaped from my control
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Including TK having an obsession with Teen Wolf in the last installment of TLM got me thinking about how similar Stiles and Noah are to TK and Owen.
Chaotic, sarcastic, accident-prone sons and their first responder single fathers who are constantly like "Can you please slow down???"
Also, the fact that Owen threw himself into work after 9/11 and Naoh threw himself into alcohol/work after his wife died. Yet they rebuilt their bond with their crazy ass sons.
TK & Stiles also exclusively go by cool nicknames, and you rarely hear their full name. (In Stiles' case, we only heard it once.)
TK is also canonically gay. And while Stiles never officially came out...we all knew...
Like, I feel Stiles is very much what TK was probably like as a teenager (minus the werewolf stuff).
#9 1 1 lone star#teen wolf#tk strand#owen strand#stiles stilinski#noah stilinski#sheriff stilinski#tk x owen#owen x tk#noah x stiles#stiles x noah#sheriff x stiles#stiles x sheriff
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hiii, I'm so appreciative of what you do lol! I suck at finding good fics, do you have any ice skater/hockey player sterek? I'm not really very caring on how mature its going to be, I just wondered if there's any out there, thanks again! <3
I sure do!
Don't let go of me by PumpkinkQueen
(1/1 I 845 I Teen)
Christmas should be a merry time to celebrate love and affection. Unless you beloved boyfriend is an asshole. Then you do all the celebration just the same but you may get your ego and your butt bruised along the way.
First Date Skate by 4lw4ys_a_fri3nd_n3v3r_a_l0v3r
(1/1 I 2,440 I General)
âIjustreallywantedtokissyourightthen,â Stiles muttered under his breath in a rush. Had Derek not been a werewolf, he would never have heard it and he certainly wouldnât have been able to understand what had just been said.
Derek Hale and the Ice by Argabarg
(1/1 I 2,466 I Mature)
Derek reflects on what it would mean to be the first openly gay NHL player... Is it worth it to finally be with Stiles the way he desperately wants to?
Holding You Up by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
(1/1 I 4,539 I General)
âThis place isnât going to last long if it doesnât take care of its skates,â Derek said before he could help himself.
âWhat?â Stiles blinked at him, then looked down. He laughed. âOh, no. These are mine.â
What?
âWhat?â Derek said, repeating his thought aloud.
âThe skates,â Stiles clarified, motioning them, as if Derek didnât understand.
Oh, he understood perfectly, thank you very much. Why did Stiles own skates? Why did Stiles own skates?!
His day was about to get worse, wasnât it?
âI used to play ice hockey when I was younger. Scott and I switched to Lacrosse in high school, but Iâve always liked skating, so I got myself some skates when I was fifteen or sixteen. Theyâre a little tight, but they still fit well enough. Figured there was no point in paying to rent skates when I have my own.â
Derek was right. His day just got worse.
The One with the Kiss Cam by nerdfightingwhovian
(1/1 I 5,224 I Teen)
While at a hockey game, which was totally Stiles's idea, the cameramen behind the Kiss Cam think Erica and Stiles are together. Derek, right next to Stiles, has to intervene on the behalf of his mate.
Also, there might or might not be a homophobic couple who start screaming at our werewolfy hero. He also might or might not give them the cold Hale stare.
Sterek on Ice by viennalemon
(6/? I 17,135 I Explicit)
Stiles Stilinski is one of the stars of his NHL team, the Cyclones, but management isn't happy with how he is conducting himself off the ice. It becomes the Cyclone's PR manager Derek Hale's problem and now Stiles' behavior has to improve or they'll both be out of a job. This is a mashup of a Sterek AU and also fanfiction for Shameless Puckboys (Puckboys book 3) by Saxon James and Eden Finley. This is a work in progress so tags will be added as chapters are added.
Take The Ice by Hopeless ships (The_Danish_Biscuit)
(7/7 I 50,228 I Mature)
To Derek Hale hockey was everything. It was the only reason he even tolerated High School and if given a choice the only thing he would be doing for the rest of his life. Some called him driven others called him fanatic.
Derek called himself determined.
Only one day a random meeting with a strangely fascinating young ice skater turns Derek's life upside down. A odd friendship blooms between them and Derek slowly comes to realise that his life isn't quite as simple as he thought. There might be more to life than ice hockey.
Sink My Teeth Into You by groffiction
(26/? I 77,191 I Explicit)
Derek Hale is one of the sexiest Alphaâs to be in the Werewolf Olympics, held every four years. Unfortunately after this last Olympics, getting only the silver medal, his partner bails on him. In need of a partner, and being a total stubborn Sourwolf about the whole prospect, his coach and uncle, Peter Hale decides to go in search of one by himself. He finds Stiles Stilinski, an Omega who just so happens to work as a Stripper at one of the best gay bars around town and gives the boy an offer he canât refuse. Peter figures that the mouthy exotic dancer would be good for his nephew. However, what he didnât intend were for both of the wolves to not only start hating eachother, but to also have enough sexual tension in their ire to melt the whole planetâs ice rinks.
Two Minutes for Holding by captaintinymite (augopher)
(18/18 I 121,498 I Explicit)
There were three things college hockey players Derek Hale and Stiles Stilinski knew for certain. 1) Their lives revolved around hockey, 2) They were madly in love, and 3) Derek was so far in the closet he might never find his way out.
They'd been together for two years now, and for two years they'd been a secret with only a few people knowing about them. Yet Derek's fear kept them from moving forward: fear of his family's rejection, fear of his sexuality tanking his father's career, fear of the rampant homophobia in professional sports. The ruse was growing thin.
Something had to give.
Or: The story of how one epic NCAA Championship run and college, served as the backdrop for some of life's great hardships.
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Heartthrob
modern au: actress!ellie x actor!reader, afab!r, reader plays a female character, but they/them pronouns are used for reader.
Warnings: cursing, no use of y/n, reader is not fem, angst, fluff, eventual; kissing, substance use and smut. ALSO SPOILERS FOR 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU!!
Synopsis: Following a recent heartbreak you promise to never fall for another person again. Ironically youâve been chosen to play a lead role alongside oscar-winning, Ellie Williams. Ellie is an actress youâve looked up to since you started your acting journey. â10 things i hate about youâ is a lesbian rom-com parody of the 1999 film of the same name. Despite the acting being a breeze youâve encountered a major problem; can you and Ellie keep the romance on the set only?
word count: over 1k
Authors note: i donât know how long this fic will end up being but your support and reblogs are very appreciated! also enjoy the little phone call audio!! i watched the movie last night and rip heath:((( GO WATCH THE GODDAMN MOVIE IF YOU HAVENT ALTHOUGH THIS IS A SFW POST MINORS AND MEN DONT INTERACT
soooo⊠with out further adieu:
Heartthrob: The Prologue
The clock read 7:04pm, you were situated in your tiny apartment located in L.A. Your phone buzzed, you picked it up quickly, excited that your crush, Freya had texted you. You and Freya had matched on a dating app over a month ago and things were going good so far.
Your heart sunk to your chest, your hands began to shake as you felt that familiar pain of heartbreak seep back into you. It's a feeling that you hate with every fiber of your being. It is one that leaves you unable to function for days on end. The girl who you had stupidly fallen for unfortunately had commitment issues, you mourned what you two couldâve had, the dates you couldâve gone on and you couldvt watched the cheesiest of rom coms together. âI will never fall for another girl againâ you promised yourself, now ever so aware of the pain that loving someone can cause you to experience. You decided to send your friend Dina a message.
Speaking of rom coms youâre supposed to hear if you got the lead role for â10 things i hate about you'' the highly-anticipated, sapphic parody of the 1999 movie of the same name, starring Juilia Stiles and Heath Ledger. The role you auditioned for was for Kat Stratford, an abrasive but beautiful girl, whoâs temperament leads her to not attract many women- and the rule her father has placed, which is that Katâs younger sister canât date unless Kat herself has a date. Over the course of the film Kat falls for a girl named Sarah.
Sarah is portrayed by Oscar-award winning actress Ellie Williams, Ellie has made herself well known as the lesbian heartthrob of the 2020s. Her presence sends any lesbian onto their knees, turning them into nothing but a muttering-stuttering gay-panic.
Thinking about working alongside her gave you chills and made your stomach do flips. You and Ellie were roughly around the same age, but she felt way out of your league. Youâve always looked up to Ellie since you saw her in her breakout film. She was an extremely talented actress, and has definitely made a name for herself.
You hear your door unlock. âHey, I'm here! Where are you?â Dina says with a worried tone in her voice, she knows when you donât give her much context to the situation that something has definitely happened.
â'm over hereâ you reply quietly.
Dina walks into your living room. Youâre curled up in a ball on the couch, eyes red and puffy from crying. âAww noo- what happened?â
âFreya and i- fuck⊠w- we didnât work out.â You said, in between sobs, Dina hugged you, her hand rubbing your back as she held you. âI am so sorry to hear that- what can I do to help you out here hun? Youâre pretty distraughtâ
âI- i donât know Dina.â you said, quietly. âMaybe a distraction could help?â
âOoh! Why dont you tell me about that role you auditioned for!?â
âoh yeah! Youâve seen the original movie right?â
âYep I have! Iâm really excited to see how this movie turns out!â Dina said, smiling, you could tell she was really excited.
âi auditioned for Kat Stratford- i donât think iâll get it though- OH FUCK- they havenât even called me back yet!â You said to Dina, starting to get worried that they wouldnât call you back.
You were an anxious, emotional heart-broken mess and desperately needed that lead role. Having that lead role would give you something to look forward to. Your phone rang, you quickly picked it up, hands shaking as you anxiously awaited your results. You set your phone down on the coffee table and set it to speaker.
âHey, this is Jessica! You auditioned for the role of ÂŽKat Stratfordâ in â10 things i hate about youâ right?â
âmhm- yep thatâs me!â
You twiddle your thumbs together. âdeep breathsâ you tell yourself. You and Dina looked at eachother.
âWell congratulations! you got it!â
âOh my god!! Thank you so much! I really needed to hear this.â you said, as a sigh of relief went through your entire body.
âWait before you hang up, I've got someone else who wants to talk to you! Give me a minute as I transfer you over to herâ
You and Dina were freaking out, excited butterflies erupting in your stomach. Dina had brought you into a very tight hug.
The phone switched over to the other person on the other end.
âHey! Itâs Ellie here! I wanted to congratulate you personally on the role, itâs well deserved! I'm really excited to meet you and work alongside you! I'll see you at the script reading on Monday!â Dina gasped and you put your hand over your mouth in shock.
âOh my gosh it's such an honour to meet you Ellie!â
âAnd the same to you, youâve got quite the talent for acting! Also feel free to write down my number, Itâd be good for us to get to know each other before we start!â
âYeah! Sounds good!â Out of the corner of your eye you saw Dina writing down Ellie's number on her notes app! âThank god for Dina sheâs a lifesaver for realâ you thought to yourself.
âDonât be shy and shoot me a message!! Really looking forward to connecting with you! Take care and see you soon.â
âBye Ellie!â
âsee ya later!â
Ellie hung up the phone and you looked at Dina, no words could come out of your mouth at the moment- your mouth hanged open in shock. You and Dina squealed and you two started jumping up and down out of the euphoria you were feeling.
âDINA- WHAT. THE. FUCK. WAS THAAATTTTâŠâ
âI DONT KNOW but i'm so happy for you! youâve worked your ass off man!! This is well deserved!â Dina exclaimed.
âDina give me her number- WOAH that sounds unreal. Ellie Williams herself gave me HER NUMBER LIKE WHAT THE FUCKKKKK!!! All of the stans would kill to have those 9 digits! Is this a dream? Dina, slap me please!â
You said, your brain trying to process what happened.
Dina slapped you hard on the arm. âOW- Yep iâm definitely not dreamingâ
âNO you are not-â
Your heart was still broken but you had something to hope for and something to look forward to, which really helps you move on. And Dina helps you too, Dina gives you that shoulder to lean on, sheâs always got your back and youâve always got hers!
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