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Outsider No More by Useless-girl
Note: The Teen Wolf & Cyberpunk 2077 crossover you didn’t know you needed! :D Obviously, I’m a huge fan of this game (did many playthroughs already and still not finished) and I fell in love with its world, so at one point I started thinking about how Derek and Stiles would fit in it, what kind of characters they would be. So this is what I came up with and hope that you’ll enjoy this little detour into this world. Also, see more info in the end notes! ;)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf, Sterek, Cyberpunk 2077
Characters/relationships: Stiles Stilinski/Derek Hale, Cora Hale/original female character, Erica Reyes/Vernon Boyd, Lydia Martin/Jordan Parrish (mentioned), Isaac Lahey, Theo Raeken, Alan Deaton, Matt Daehler, Scott McCall, Viktor Vektor, Liam Dunbar, Mason Hewitt, Brett Talbot, Kate Argent (mentioned), Gerard Argent (mentioned), Talia Hale (mentioned), Peter Hale (mentioned), Sheriff Stilinski (mentioned), other Hales (mentioned)
Rating/category: explicit,Teen Wolf AU, Cyberpunk AU, Sterek, alternate universe, canon and non-canon elements, slash, M/M, aged up characters, no werewolves, human Stiles, orphan Stiles, netrunner Stiles, mercenary Stiles, streetkid Stiles, BAMF Stiles, tattooed Stiles, bottom Stiles, human Derek, top Derek, nomad Derek, clan leader Derek, hacking, betrayal, revenge, action, violence, cursing, blood, gore, found family, family feels, pack feels, getting together, falling in love, romance, love, emotions, wit, sarcasm, light Dom/sub, light BDSM, smut, handjob, blowjob, gay sex, rough sex
Summary: In the unforgiving underbelly of Night City the “survival of the fittest” law applies more than anywhere else. After his father’s death, Stiles Stilinski has been working as a netrunner/mercenary to stay afloat. But when a gig goes wrong, he finds himself fleeing the city from more than one of the notorious and very deadly gangs of NC. Due to a favor, he soon ends up with the feared and respected Hale nomad clan. It is led by the charismatic but broody Derek Hale, who at first isn’t too happy about letting a stranger into his close-knit family, but still provides shelter to Stiles, who in turn is not too keen on experiencing the nomad lifestyle. But with time both men’s perspective changes about things – and each other.
Disclaimer: This is a product of my imagination and was written only for entertainment and fun. I don’t profit from this fanfiction and I mean no harm or disrespect against any real person, culture or custom that might appear in the story. All original pictures or edits and fictional characters used in the story belong to their respective owners and credit goes to them.
---------------------------------- To read the story on AO3, click HERE! Illustration by Useless-girl.
#derek hale#stiles stilinski#sterek#teen wolf#sterek fanart#stiles x derek#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk 2077 fanfic#crossover au#wallpaper#slash#slash fanfiction#fanfiction#fanfiction illustration#useless-girl
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HOGWARTS LEGACY WALLPAPERS by Useless-girl
Hogwarts Legacy was a dream come true for many Harry Potter fans - me included. I loved every minute in this game and would highly recommend it to everyone who likes the HP universe. These are some of the pictures I took once photo mode was finally introduced to the game.
If you’re interested in my playthrough on YouTube, you can check it out HERE!
#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry#game#hobby gamer#youtube#harry potter#video games#wallpaper#photo mode#useless-girl#slytherin
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Update: It's been fully finished for a long time now, just forgot to update this post. :D
Teaser poster for the upcoming fanfiction ‘Fixed’.
#sterek#teen wolf#teen wolf the movie#derek hale#alpha derek#stiles#stiles stilinski#hurt/comfort#love#slash#fanfiction#FBI agent Stiles#just jim#useless-girl#Fanart
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gale origin playthru from astarion’s pov or smth like that
#bloodweave#astarion#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#ihhhhhhhhhuuhhhhh bad idea to make a comic that’s not required for work#but finally fucking finished it. excuse the horrible lettering I cannot be fucked#tbh when Tara came in with that fucking ring of agility like#first rest I was like. girl why are you giving me something useful#and I rushed to find the most useless object I could#thank you Komira you’re a real one#also I’m so sorry to astarion for simplifying the swaggy gold decor on your outfit but I was not drawing that twenty times#also yeah this is like early act 1 no one knows about the netherese orb or astarion’s vampirism (supposedly) yet
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There was something decidedly… insistent about Lena’s footsteps. Kara knew it was her, of course, when she picked up Lena heading towards her apartment. Not just her heart rate but her breathing and mumbling to herself and the way she walked, her footfalls painting a picture of how she was walking, and she was mad.
Kara expected a complaint when she opened the door. Lena would sometimes launch without preamble into a rant about this investor or that senator or some such executive at this or that company and just rant adorably, balling her little fists. Kara would never tell her, because she’d feel patronized, but Lena genuinely was cute when she was angry.
Well, annoyed. When she was really angry, throwing a fit angry, fed up with the world angry, she was something else entirely. Kara would move heaven and earth, quite literally, to address whatever bothered her. When she was sad it was even worse and Kara just wanted to bundle her up in her invulnerable arms and shelter her from everything forever.
Lena walked into the apartment, not looking at Kara, and clearly fuming. She dropped the order she’d picked up on the way into the kitchen island and stared at it, then finally glared at Kara. There was no mistaking the subject of her anger.
Kara fidgeted nervously. She shifted on her feet, feeling a pressure of Lena’s gaze that forced her own away.
“Lena? Is something wrong?” She swallowed, hard. “Bad day?”
“Something is wrong,” Lena said, very softly, in the icy tone she reserved for the fools she did not suffer gladly. “Take off your glasses.”
“What?”
“Take off your glasses, Kara.”
“But I can’t see…”
Lena stepped forward and put her hand on the takeout order in its plastic bag. Kara had ordered it and Lena had agreed to pick it up, far from be first time they’d done that. Lena often ordered for them and Kara brought it when Lena was hosting.
Right now Lena was trembling, head tilted forward like she meant to charge, eyes locked on Kara.
“Glasses. Off.”
Kara hesitated briefly.
“Okay,” she muttered, screaming at herself not to do this, pleading for some kind of distraction.
All she wanted to do tonight was curl up with Lena on the couch and watch a movie and focus very very hard on not giving away how badly she wanted to make out with her.
Kara slowly took the earpieces in her hands and slipped them off, setting the too-heavy frames on the table with a soft clunk. The word rushed in, sounds more vibrant and distracting, colors almost unpleasantly sharp.
Lena was staring at her. Her nostrils flared and her fists clenched. She took her hand from the food bag and took another step forward, then another, finally picking up the glasses in her own hand, feeling them. She raised them as if to put them on and stared through them.
“For someone who says she’s blind without them, these glasses don’t have a very strong prescription, do they.”
Possibilities raced through Kara’s mind. Things she could say, things she might do. She’d squeaked out of this before, somehow evaded Lena’s staggering intellect. She had seen curiosity darken her brows, maybe even brief moments of suspicion.
This was different. Heavier. More serious.
“What gave me away?”
“Everything, really. All the pieces were there this whole time, but I just refused to put them together on my own. It took a flat out slap in the face to make me choose to see it.”
Kara’s chest felt like it was caving in. Everything was going wrong. Her chin quivered and the tears began welling hot behind her eyes.
Lena looked at her flatly. “The guy at the take out place asked me why I was picking up Supergirl’s order. I asked him what the hell he was talking about and he told me Supergirl comes on all the time. Then he showed me a selfie.”
Kara licked her lips.
“It has to be a mistake.”
“They have your number on their speed dial as Supergirl, Kara. You let their delivery kid take a selfie in your suit. They wouldn’t let me pay for it. The old lady that owns the place said ‘Supergirls girlfriend, no charge!’ and started laughing.”
Kara stared at her.
“Lena…”
“You better have a good fucking explanation for why your favorite restaurant knows who you really are and not your supposed best friend.”
The tension in their air was palpable, electric. Kara could feel it like the gathering energy in the air before a storm, ready to burst forth with energy and life or mindless destruction. She folded her arms around herself and looked down.
“You do know me,” Kara finally said. “You do know who I really am. You’re the only person who does.”
Lena’s extension was fixed, intense, edging between a scowl and a pout, and Kara realized with a start that she was holding back tears of her own.
“You’re the only person that knows me as me. You know me without Supergirl, but without all the fake stuff I do so people won’t realize I’m Supergirl. I don’t have to pretend to be clumsy with you. You’re not always looking at me like I’m super strong or super fast. I can just be me when I’m with you.”
“You’ve lied to me so many times,” Lena said, after drawing in a deep breath. “Running away from our lunches, telling me wild stories about where you disappear to at work, and I just bought every bit of it. You must think I’m an easy mark.”
“No, never.”
“I’ve always had it in the back of my head. I always thought there was something there, something between us that kept you from really, truly being yourself with me. The way your touches are always so whisper-light and you’re always stealing glances at me. Like you were afraid with every word or movement that you’d give something away.”
“Lena,” Kara began.
“I knew you were hiding something. I had hoped it was something else.”
Kara licked her lips. She quickened her perception, a little trick of will that took her out of sync with the humans around her, processing the world at her natural speed, which made her peers seem almost frozen in place by comparison.
She took this drawn out instant to really look at Lena, truly take her in, savor what she was seeing because it might be the end. She was suddenly heavily, painfully aware that this might be the last time she ever looked on Lena in person.
Great father Rao, she was so beautiful. Not hot or pretty or even gorgeous or sexy, beautiful. She was dressed for the autumn chill in a pea coat and turtleneck and black leggings and her hair was down, letting itself soften into her natural waves. She was without makeup, and Kara suddenly realized that she only ever saw Lena without makeup when she meant to be alone with Kara. When she was her most pure, most true self.
Kara slowed herself again and as she did the world sped up, and she drank in the soft sadness in Lena’s blue-green eyes and all of those things she’d pushed deep down came bubbling to the surface: imagined sighs and the feeling of that lustrous inky hair slipping through her fingers, her name whispered on pillowy lips.
Human thoughts. Alien thoughts. Desires no Kryptonian should even apprehend, much less indulge. The very idea of the non-procreative act was shameful, and to develop these emotional entanglement…
Kara had once mourned her failure, for she had been charged with preserving the ways of her people. Her first command had been to keep Kal Kryptonian.
A task she had failed even within herself.
“You hoped it was something else?”
Lena looked at her so sadly and so sweetly and swallowed.
“Yeah,” she said in a thick voice, “I kinda did.”
Kara smiled in spite of herself. When she sighed, it was as if the weight of a world slid off her shoulders.
“Can’t a girl have two secrets?”
Lena’s eyes widened.
“One day a long time ago, very very far away, a young Kara looked over her shoulder and watched the shockwave shatter the crust of her planet as its core exploded. She lost everything. Her world, her family, her culture, so many things. Tastes. Colors. Places. All gone.”
Lena wrapped her arms around herself, averting her gaze.
“I knew I’d lose you eventually. I just wanted to keep you as long as I could.”
Lena reached up and rubbed at her eyelids with her fingers.
“Do you remember when your mom’s goons threw you off the balcony?”
“Yes,” said Lena.
“Do you remember how I held you when I caught you?”
“I do.”
“I wish I hadn’t lied. I wish I’d never put you down.”
Lena said nothing and did not look up. Kara could hear her heart racing, practically feel the tension in her limbs across the room.
“I’m sorry. I’m so sorry I lied. I’ve always known I could never keep you, I just didn’t want to make it end.”
Lena looked up with tear-wet eyes.
Then she lunged across the room, crossing the gap between them in long strides. Kara Danvers -Kara Zoe-El, Supergirl- was caught almost completely off guard. It wasn’t until Lena was practically charging into her arms, leaping into her, that she remembered to cushion the impact, catch her gently and make sure she didn’t slam herself into an unyielding wall of Kara.
She was so surprised, so shocked into helpless acceptance, that she didn’t offer the slightest residence when Lena reached, grabbed her neck in a firm hold, and pulled her into a kiss. Kara’s stomach did a backflip and she was helpless, undone despite all her strength. For a moment both their eyes opened and they looked at each other in a wordless exchange and Kara began kissing her back in earnest. Lena’s sharp breaths and soft moans instantly kindled a hot need inside her, thrumming like a plucked guitar string, and she effortlessly lifted Lena onto the kitchen counter.
“Holy shit, you’re strong,” Lena breathed.
“Of course I am,” she whispered into Lena’s kiss. “I’m Supergirl.”
And at long last, Kara found something she wanted to taste more than potstickers.
#supercorp#supergirl fanfiction#supergirl#supercorp fanfic#lena luthor#kara danvers#kara x lena#karlena#supergirl fanfic#ficlet#love confession#yet another love confession#Kara is sloppy about her secret identity#Lena is in denial#useless bisexuals#yet another identity reveal#angstycorp#angst and fluff#one of Kara’s lesser known powers is super kissing#soft casual Lena#disaster bisexuals#The potsticker place gives Kara free food#I mean she said she flew on a bus guys#smoochcorp#makeoutcorp#fade to black#but yeah you know where this was going#kara needs a hug#Kara needs to kiss girls#hashtag let them kiss
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My day would me a million times better if a woman gave me the most toe curling, mind blowing, life changing, nuclear level, military grade orgasm.
#sapphic nsft#lesbian nsft#wlw nsft#sapphic sub#wlw sub#pervy girl#queer nsft#sapphic ns/fw#useless wlw#wlw ns/fw#wlw breeding#sapphic#wlw
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me and my sisters played Mouthwashing for the first time, and even though I got a ton of spoilers from tumblr this game was still an AMAZING experience. Can you guess who my favorite is??
(also just found out that daisuke describes his experience on the tulpar to Anya, not J*mmy, so I put him there for nothing)
#I love this useless ray of goddamn sunshine#Also love Anya my girl deserved SO MUCH BETTER#swansea is in the like territory for me#and J*mmy is in the hate territory#I still need to think about curly for a bit because I see a lot of people like him and I feel like I’m missing something#I really enjoyed the themes of this game too#My older sister gave me a whole analysis on this game and I ATE IT UP BROO#Wrong organ was really creative for being able to make their two themes intertwine I loved this#wrong organ thank you for making this#I WILL be obsessing over this game for a while#art#fanart#my art#artists on tumblr#daisuke mouthwashing#mouthwashing daisuke#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing#wrong organ#mouthwashing fanart#tw jimmy#daisuke#mouthwashing swansea#mouthwashing anya
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beach episode
#souyo and yukichie vs the useless bisexual curse#its my blog and i can be a useless gay about yui on main#digit's art tag#NG+: But a Girl this Time#Yui Narukami
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my favorite thing about baek hyun-woo's portrayal is that he isn't even a loser. he's an incredibly cool and competent lawyer who also happens to act like a loser
#queen of tears#so glad nature is healing from the 'asshole rich man x clueless poor girl' dynamic#and is instead doing 'assrole rich woman x clueless poor man'#also like. they may have done this somewhat unintentionally but it's v much a portrayal of how men can suffer domestic/verbal abuse#unintentional in that they might not have thought 'oh this is literally abuse' while writing it. but it super is#and i think it's really interesting to see just how much hyun-woo and the other husbands suppress themselves despite being very competent#bc they're told so often that they're incompetent and useless#that's how psychological abuse gets you babes!
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have we ever thought about andrew smoking a cigarette and blowing the smoke into neil's mouth while they kiss? have we...?
#a girl once did it to me and#and nothing i will always be thinking about that bc im a useless gay girl#aftg#neil josten#all for the game#andrew minyard#andreil
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❝I know you're going to change, but why are you bringing me along?❞
CHANYA AMARIT as VIVI and AYA ORAPAN as KAIMOOK episode 7 of LOVE SEA
#chanya amarit#aya orapan#love sea#love sea the series#vimook#vivi x mook#thai bl#loveseaedit#asianlgbtqdramas#wlw#in mook's defense when i was in my like second year of college we had a class reunion and there was a poll#a very pretty girl from one of my classes approached me in the bathroom and asked me to help her with her clothes#... i thankfully managed to not be useless but when i tell you i was short circuiting#bibi gifs
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Home Is Where the Spark Is - one-shot series (master post - Part 1 to Part 24) by Just Jim & Useless-girl
Back in the day JustJim and I had decided that we’re going to start a side collection of one-shots and drabbles related to our “Home Is Where the Spark Is” series. (After all, we needed a place where the extra smut, cuteness or emotions could go, which we couldn’t cram into our main story parts!)
Most of these can be read as standalones too, but to fully understand what’s going on, we recommend reading the main series first. Enjoy!
To read the one-shots on AO3, click HERE!
(Illustration by Useless-girl)
#derek hale#stiles stilinski#alpha derek hale#just jim#magic stiles#spark stiles#teen wolf#home is where the spark is#sterek#useless-girl#fanfiction#wallpaper#fanfiction illustration
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Fanfiction master posts
Check out my master posts collection I put together from the fanfiction stories I wrote or collaborated on in different fandoms during the years! Enjoy!
Depeche Mode
Placebo
30 Seconds to Mars
Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU)
Adam Lambert / Adommy
Trivium
Slipknot + other
Sterek / Teen Wolf
Original works
#useless-girl#fanfiction#fanfiction master post#master post#slash#depeche mode#placebo#30 seconds to mars#marvel cinematic universe#MCU#adam lambert#adommy#trivium#slipknot#sterek#teen wolf#original works#spyscrapper#star wars#cyberpunk 2077
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remember when they erased Peeta's mobility-limiting disability completely from the movies but still had him slow down the group with no stated or visible reason so people who'd never read the books complained about him being useless and weak that was so....
#(horrendous)#(awful)#(in the book this boy was deadass trying to navigate an water based arena whilst barely knowing how to swim and having a prosthetic leg)#(and also fighting for his life and protecting his girl. And you're going to call him USELESS???)#16 yr old me was ready to fight and 27 yr old me on this random monday evening is also ready to fight#thg#hg#peeta mellark
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I neeeeeeeed tits in my mouth to live please please please I’m on my knees begging
#sapphic nsft#lesbian nsft#wlw nsft#sapphic sub#wlw sub#pervy girl#queer nsft#wlw ns/fw#useless sapphic#useless wlw#sapphic#wlw#men dni
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honestly as much as i dont like angel for a whole laundry list of reasons, i do actually find his character hella amusing sometimes. like the guy's a sopping wet paper bag with absolutely zero self-control or basic sense, even after two hundred years of living. he couldn't even kiss a sixteen-year-old girl for a few seconds without vamping out and throwing himself out the window like a common criminal. every other second of the show he's going 'but we can't!' and then he will immediately do the thing he just said he couldn't do. most of his screentime is taken up by him standing in one place looking awkward as hell - and somehow he is even standing badly. he tries so desperately hard to pull the whole romeo and juliet thing with his only two prevailing expressions because it's his only way to hook a superpowered teenager into being his 'redemption'. like alskjfdlksd. is he okay in the head. this man should not be around children. he is the most pathetic boyfailure of all time, and not even in an attractive way. but ragging on him is fun as hell it has to be said. so he's not the worst i suppose.
#btvs#anti bangel#anti angel#kinda#just because like i said#i do actually find him amusing#at least i can make fun of him#which i cant even do with riley#when angel shows up theres a 8 in ten chance he is about to do something so debilitatingly cringeworthy even i wince#like you go with your two queued up smiles and your big ol' puppydog eyes#and that smug tone of voice that nets you nothing because you are. useless.#like work it girl#btvs rewatch
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