#stiles be careful..............

[bethsvrse]

when I find a brilliant, jaw dropping, amazing x reader fic but suddenly I’ve been given a first name, last name, hair colour and eye colour

[saintvampe]

—   𝐌.   |  THE SAINT IS A PILLAR OF DIVINITY, COVETED AND WORSHIPPED ALL AT ONCE. she is made of the scraps of shedded skin, this body of hers metamorphosed twicefold... there is nothing / no one on this earth like her and individuality settles behind her flesh, seeps underneath her bones. she prides herself on her special holiness; the Saint makes an idol out of herself, an effigy of self - reverence. her figurehead - of - self is monotheistic to its core and she has no room for other beings, any other admissions of sanctity promptly squashed at its root wherever she can find them. this life is her garden, you see, and she must exterminate those weeds. this existence is a never - ending session of pruning, of careful removal around her flower beds. it shows when she speaks to her Right - hand, that greedy form who is just as hungry as she: the tongue slithers from her mouth in the form of a lashing whip, and she tells them to bare their skin in stinging anticipation. of course... the Leshy listens. of course... she cannot stand him.

TONIGHT: THEY BOTH SIT IN HER OFFICE - SPACE. the maggot is still as stone, the way she prefers them, and the Saint ( ! ) presses numbers into a calculator from where she sits. the air of silence is interrupted solely by the sound of nails pressing into plastic, the click - clack of key ruining the stagnation of atmosphere. the vampiristic woman speaks first, after a long stretch. ❝ i am deducting form your monetary compensation, just so you are aware. i like to think that i pay fairly, especially for what i have my workers do, but sometimes... ❞ the woman glances up at her gopher, a moment of consideration taken. ❝ oh, it does feel as if my instruction does not go through the thickness of your head... for instance, that last week –– ❞

the stone figure [ @lunaccult ] stirs from their position; the head moves slow to face the vampiristic being, eyes rapid to blink as if a defense were beginning to form. I knew you were speaking to me, they begin with a hoarse forcefulness. ❛ i knew it was you, but it was like looking in a mirror, too; i could never quite be sure which one of us was speaking. ❜ and the Saint ( ! ) feels her eyes go wide, her greedy hunger resisting an angry violence.

the air goes cold and stale and silent. the woman's mouth goes slantwise, then downwards.

❝ Oh... ❞ says she, a single syllable dropped into a bucket of vast quiet. now it is her turn to blink once, then twice. she looks towards the figure, inhales deep, familiarizes herself again with his scent, with the closeness of rotting flesh and marrow. she imagines a hollower gaze, eyes lifeless. their head torn from their body, a quick severance. her right hand balls into a fist, nails imprinting on flesh ––– the mouth waters..... her next movements are precise and slow: the Saint ( ! ), holy and singular in herself, lifts herself from her chair and glides across the floor, fingers light and swift as they lift from her side. her right hand cups their throat, nails sharpened to a point already making quick work of his flesh. she squeezes gentle, as if giving a warning, and then begins to tighten. ❝ .... do you think we are similar, gopher ? ❞

[poltoreveur]

I could fix him but I kinda like him a little murderous and psychotic tho

[takaraphoenix]

They really gave Stiles magic for one episode and we all, collectively and rightfully so, assumed they'd do, you know, virtually anything at all with it so we took it and ran with it and fleshed it out beautifully and have hundreds of thousands of words written on Spark!Stiles and how his magic potential could have come into play in the show.

Meanwhile the writers room of the show were collectively picking their noses and brainstorming the worst ways to kill off beloved characters in dumbass plotlines.

[moonch8ld]

Stiles: How many kids do you have?

Derek: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Alternate-

Stiles: How many kids do you have?

Derek: (Cofused, wounded puppy) Me? Don't you mean we?

[beaulesbian]

one more thing about the teen wolf movie, because i’m still not over how bad it was, and i’m taking these few things i liked:

there’s no evidence which would say that derek and stiles aren’t communicating together, on the contrary. when i watched this scene:

“you should be calling your son”, it sounds like a thing derek says more often, - possibly hearing it from stiles, (for my headcanon part - it could be that stiles and his dad had some small argument and aren’t speaking to each other, or avoiding talking.)

And later we even see sheriff's phone, where it seems the past few days hes been in contact with derek and other people, but there’s no stiles -

and that’s why it would be funny to think derek has to listen to both of their sides of their whatever-disagreement,

stiles would be every time like, “he still hasnt called”, so derek could be telling sheriff hes tired of his shit and “can you just call your son? not any fbi agents but specifically your son? thanks, yeah he will be visiting next week, im not gonna say more, you both need to sort it out, at least for eli, so you dont argue in front of him”.

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and another thing is the jeep, of course, the jeep.

which ofc, derek doesn’t hate it at all, and we find out in the end how much he doesn’t hate it.

(istill can’t believe this is a real line they said in the movie, but given what other things they’ve said and done in this movie, okay..)

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this part in 4x1 is probably the last thing i watched and remembered from the plot, so i will take it as stiles’ decision to never abandon the jeep, and how much it means to him, even with whatever happened in the other two later seasons:

like, tell me stiles knew he wasn’t going to be around in the town for a while bc of his internship, so he left it at home, thinking it will just.. stay there.

but derek thought otherwise - he wanted to keep it running, to fix it.

it’s like this important thing, the jeep, that connects their family, and now it’s eli’s, and derek is still annoyed about it (because he’s alive), but also amused that really that car is eli’s favorite thing just like it was for stiles (and just like derek in that metaphor, it won’t stay down, it keeps running, because again, derek is alive in this version, and everyone is happy and okay. ♥)

[bestialitybestiary]

Peter @ Stiles in 3Bx22

[hedwig221b]

Midsommar but it's Derek stealing Stiles from his toxic relationship and making him stay with his pack in the woods in the middle of nowhere

(Derek met him and knew instantly that Stiles is his mate + bloody sacrifices + weird family + old rituals + that dancing scene with Stiles as a winner and Derek grins at him proudly with his fangs out + Stiles thinks he's tripping when the Hales all turn into wolves suddenly + Stiles is the May Queen (Moon King?) and Derek chases him through the woods as a mating ritual)

[casually-eat-my-soul]

You know what would be funny, let’s say stiles get bitten and turn into a werefox or a selkie or something. He’s panicking, running (or swimming) around the preserve in his shifted state and bumps into a wild feral animal. (Maybe a coyote, mountain lion, feral cat, mythical creature??) Said animal looks at stiles in his shifted state and goes “my baby”.

So now stiles has a feral animal mama, they get confused when he shifts back but after realizing that the stupid furless looking two legged things is indeed their son they are cool with it.

Derek having to court stiles with a feral animal as his “mother”. Like he accidentally says the wrong thing and stiles heart picks up and the animal decides to throw down with Derek. He hauling his ass as quickly away as he can.

I can’t decide if the sheriff and the animal are constantly trying to one up each other. — “I cannot believe I’m fighting a (feral) to parent my own child” — or if they are in league with each other.

The feral hates Peter but they do agree on judging other people.

[twpromptsillneverwrite]

Stiles: Do you think animals would like me if they could talk?

Derek: Why do you always ask weird questions when I'm inside you?

Stiles: My curiosity piques when I'm horny!

[caccry]

I've got Teen Wolf brain disease and blacked out for two hours and when I snapped back to reality they were on my screen........... little guys that I like

[adoreliv]

dylan obrien, august 2014 teen vogue ۶ৎ

[uglynavel]

Since I'm back in my teen wolf obsession after the movie I'm just gonna say it. The vitriolic hatred for both Scott McCall and Tyler Posey was just fucking racism. There was literally no reason to hate them so much and every excuse I've seen people have for hating Scott is that he didn't center himself around Stiles (his white friend) more.

Scott McCall's only flaw was that he loved his friends too much and he was too trusting and forgiving of people.

I'm all for ship and let ship but Tyler is right about Sterek being weird. Stiles was a minor and Derek was at least 20-23 and as a former Sterek shipper who has seen the light. I don't blame Tyler. Y'all got hella annoying with that ship.

Sterek was never queerbait

Stiles and Derek did not like each other. They only tolerated each other because of Scott. Derek literally says he only came back to beacon hills for Scott. Y'all let Dylan and Tyler Hoechiln convince you otherwise.

Also people hating Scott is another case of white people having this weird issue with not being able to relate to a poc character because y'all literally take all of Scott's traits and give them to Stiles (because mostly I only see white people hating him and a few people of color)

The "iconic" baseball batt and red hoodie y'all love to give Stiles is literally what Scott was wearing in episode 1 of Season 1

EDIT: I'll also never forgive you FREAKS for bullying Tyler Posey after his mom died and said it was karma for saying sterek is weird. You people are fucking sick, disgusting pathetic excuses of a human being--no you're not human. You're literal scum for doing that.

Stiles and Dylan O'Brien were not the face of Teen Wolf. It is Tyler and Scott. Hell for example the sims 3 Supernatural. The werewolf on the cover looks like season 1 Scott.

I LOVE Stiles but those certain Stiles fans have put a sour taste in my mouth for the character.

Also the "Scott McCall is a bad friend" tag is so dumb cause Stiles and every other character on that show would laugh in your face if you tried to tell them that

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter: “I don’t think I like that boy.” Stiles: “He’s a sweet boy.” Peter: “He’s a teenage boy. They’re all sexual deviants under the surface. I should know. I was a teenage boy once.” Stiles: “Thousands of years ago,” Peter: “Times may change, but testosterone does not.”

[obsessedwithitall]

Its my BIRTHDAY

Its my birthday so here's some of my favourite fics. Some I have recommended before and some are new. Enjoy 🎂

(please make sure you read the warnings on the individual fics, some vary in content)

🌶=smut 🍌=no direct smut but mentions/implications 🌸= fluff 😡=angst 🤓=silly/humour

Harry Styles

No Strings Attached series 🌶🌸😡 (Friends with benefits) - @lilystyles

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7

Style 🌶🌶 (BFFs brother) - @lilystyles

404 🌶🌶😡 (co-workers to lovers) - @freedomfireflies

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Extra

Only Angel 🌶🌸😡 (Tattoo shop Harry x shy reader) - @cupid-styles

Part 1 Part 2

Late Night Talking 🌶🌶 (nerd!Harryx Cam!girl reader) - @cupid-styles

Silk and Rope 🌶🌶🌶 (ddlg pairing) - @cupid-styles

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

New Year's Strangers 🌸😡 (New Year's Eve fate) - @cupid-styles

Sunshine 🌸🍌😡 (Grumpy Harry x innocent reader) - @stylesloveclub

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Dylan O'Brien

Drunk reader gets picked up 🍌 (boyfriend Dylan x drunk reader) - @strangerquinns

Years of Loving You 🌸😡(🌶 in final part) (Bridgerton vibes au) - @strangerquinns

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6

Friends Kiss Each Other All the Time, Right? 🌸 (New Year's Eve) - @strangerquinns

Grow Some Balls and be Honest with Her 🌸(New Year's Eve) - @strangerquinns

Breathe 🌶🌶 (HANDS) - @theinternetisfulloftrash

Unfair 🌶🌶 by (Filth) - @thankspete

Neighbours 🌶 (Lockdown) - @supernovanim

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

It's You 🌸 (Jealous Stiles) - @t-h-i-n-g

Stiles takes drunk reader home 🌸 - @twjournals

Poker Night 🌶🌶🌶 (Stiles friends to lovers) - @writingsbychlo

“I fell in love with you.” “No, you fell down the stairs." 🍌🌸(Stiles helps drunk reader home) - @fitzells

Warmth 🌶🌶 (Stiles x vampire reader) - @asterias-record-shop

Consider Fake Dating Me, Stiles 🌸🌶 (Fake dating Stiles x siren reader) - @semicolonsspace

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Sorry for the multiple tags for some people but just stop writing so many good things then.

x

[bisexualbuckleyy]

teen wolf memes part 19: ??????

i'm having such a good time and no one can stop me. @burnthatbridgewhenwecometoit i love you you're the best

teen wolf memes part 19