#stfu pls

[zaiinab]

Taylor is giving Olivia vibes

you’re giving larrie vibes

[mqstermindswift]

my friend thinking she’s funny calling me bipolar cause my mood changes a lot in js a few seconds

[immortalfan666]

Nothings worse then those cute gore mfs

[heartfeltcherie]

i’m completely and utterly in love with the concept of reader developing feelings for alastor, but she knows he’s aroace so she doesn’t know how to communicate/doesn’t wanna cross any boundaries. so the next best thing? distance and close herself off from him.

when they’re in the same room she will not look at him or talk to him in case it slips that she’s head over heels.

she even goes as far as standing on the other side of the room because being too close to alastor sends her into a nervous frenzy.

but alastor, being the very observant demon that he is, notices how closed off she’s being when he’s used to her standing close to him. used to her soft and calming voice. used to having her presence around him all the time.

does he miss it? yes. will he ever admit that out loud? absolutely not.

so alastor confronts her about it. and maybe it takes a bit of poking and prodding to finally get reader to admit everything and she’s so terrified because “i don’t wanna lose you to my stupid and idiotic feelings”

but then… hehe. alastor just says;

“my darling, i love and cherish your company more than any of the others here. it’d be a downright shame to not have a beauty like you on my arm”

[r2in2p]

bro if you're gonna be homophobic at least make it comprehensive☠️☠️☠️

Y/N: Have you seen my underwear?

Natasha: No…

Y/N: Do you want to?

[a-very-well-made-mask]

I am begging yt/non native/non māori ppl to pls stop putting their weirdo non native avatar ocs into the metkayina clan or god forbid drawing their obviously yt/non native avatars with the FACE TATTOOS…i thought you idiots learned this shit

[hydrodragons]

gaming ◆ version 4.4 trailer

[yume-chiyo]

Hey um! I js wanna say that I'm really easy to kidnap and manipulate! I mean..! I'm not easy to manipulate but I'll act like I am!! Just saying!! I'm small and easy to kidnap!

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

I lovea him

[dearherondale]

WaT first chapter being about Kaladin not having a depressive episode and being called "unfamiliar ground" is so funny to me like my boy truly doesn't know wtf is happening why don't I wanna die ⁉️⁉️

[anieswrld]

mdni ⭐️twt link ⭐️ nsfw blurb <3

suguru fucks you like this if he’s in a hurry due to being busy with cult meetings and such. he knows exactly what to do to make you cum quick. he knows he can’t properly fuck you but he wants to give his girl something for being so patient with his busy schedule. he loves the satisfaction he feels when you cum, he just smiles to himself before pulling out of you giving your ass cheek a slap then a kiss before he goes of to do his cult leader things<333

(i literally love him thanks bye! )

my requests are open also!<3

[leona-hawthorne]

if i see one more person say that haymitch was right when he told katniss that she didn’t deserve peeta, i am literally going to pluck every follicle of hair out of my scalp 🙂‍↕️

[shadowoftheuncrowned]

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

Short answer: Yes, Gortash is the only one who would love you if you were a worm.

Long answer:

I had a cursed Durge playthrough, the one you get when you lose the duel with Orin and you eventually get cursed by Bhaal. He curses you with his infinite hunger, to walk forever as a mad, mindless monster.

I was surprised to see how your companions support you only if you are a good, resist Durge.

Both romanced Ascended and Spawn Astarion react this way:

He literally breaks up with you, once he finds out about your fate.

Shadowheart's and the others' reactions are similar:

Shadowheart mocks Durge when she really needs support in her darkest hour. And there is noone there for her, except for one ❤️

Look at Gortash's dialogue when you tell him you mean to defy Bhaal. He, better than anyone else, knows exactly what this means. He knows about the curse.

This here warms my heart, really.

And after you get cursed, he says this(similar lines to resist Durge but they still apply)

(resist Durge line^ but still, so heartwarming. He is literally ok with whatever fate you choose)

This is one of my most favourite lines, am I the only one seeing how supportive he actually is?

You know the rest of the dialogue with the "he did miss this" and all the things-they are the same no matter if you are cursed,resist or embrace Durge.

So yeah. This is it. Bhaal curses you to be your worst self ever, everyone turns their backs on you, but Gortash offers aid and continues to daydream about your Black Keep. 🌚

Also this is how the alliance proposal sounds like 😂^

[shit-talker]

Roach makes a tiktok rating the signatures the 141 use on their emails;

"Regarding question, please refrain, Lt Riley"

Roach : Very in character for the big man, unfortunately it was in regards to a question of requesting leave so. 4/10.

"Your brother in Christ, Sg Garrick"

Roach : Wonderful form. Made me laugh. Solid score. 7/10

"Stay positive and test negative guys, Sg McTavish"

Roach : Covid jokes are always funny, but he's made this one several times now, and I'm bored of it. 3/10 for fuckery.

"Don't fuck this up you little enabling shits, Cpt Price"

Roach : Hilarious. Our group chat is now titled "little enabling shits" not very professional from the captain. Still 9/10.

"We will discuss more later, SC Laswell."

Roach : Terrifying. Actually, bone chilling. Scared all of us so much. 10/10 for pure fear.

"Eat my ass, Sg Riley xx."

Roach : This one's super old now, but I love it, so it's staying here. 11/10. Gods speed, Si.

[khaotungthanawat]

been thinking a lot about pete living a life of mostly being ignored. of fading into the background. of being passed around between bosses like so much chattel. of being literally forgotten about at one point.

and then suddenly he’s the laser focus of vegas theerapanyakul of all people. the object of his torture, then of his desire, then of his love.  can you imagine???? going from being ignored to being someone’s EVERYTHING?? wild. unbelievable. i’m obsessed.