#steve buscemi imagine

[the-imaginative-hobbyist]

Hearing a lot of good things about this one, my interest just keeps growing by the day.

[ourtubahero-blog]

Crowley looks more like Steve Buscemi than Steve Buscemi does.

[rockhoundbeck]

Sooo coming back to shitposting :D

"Am I fat?"

Mr. White: Why u worry about it? All bodies are beautiful ☺

Mr. Orange: what? No, don't think like that 😽

Mr. Brown: *stops and thinks* I think u look great ☺

Mr. Blue: (I think he'd basically have the same answer as Mr. White xd)

Mr. Blonde: I know 4 fat ppl and ur 3 of them- (motherfucker 😭)

Mr. Pink: 😼 fat is what u make my dick-

Help, I just made this based on meme, don't hate on me 😭

[happygirl2oo2]

I'm sorry but all I can think of is Karan Soni as The Gunslinger (right) and Steve Buscemi as Benny the Teen (left) in Miracle Workers: Oregon Trail 😂

Draw your... characters...?

[drchucktingle]

Good evening Dr. Tingle! Would you ever like to see a film adaption of Bury Your Gays? I think it would be so neat (especially with all of the tv and movie references present in the novel). If there ever was a movie, who would you want hypothetically cast?

HELLO BUCKAROO this is always a fun question to consider actors for a book adaption. when writing i sometimes CAST IN MY HEAD and sometimes it is just kind of a made up buckaroo. there are really only two characters in BURY YOUR GAYS that were cast in my head while writing and i will mention those below.

ultimately WHOEVER was to trot in these rolls i would be happy with, so lets just consider this a fun way through imagination. i will say that i would prefer to cast queer actors, but also i know the business of hollywood means sometimes that does not work out to get the movie on screens. if bury your gays was turned into a movie i would really have no say in any of this anyway, but queer actors would be my preference when possible.

despite all of that, when writing MISHA, the actor in my head was NOT a queer actor as far as i know (although for some reason us queer buckaroos have given him a pass to play queer characters which i think is very funny and interesting, i guess we just love him a lot regardless) anyway lets kick it off there

MISHA BYRNE

when writing BURY YOUR GAYS i was picturing none other than BILL HADER. maybe it is because i was watchin a lot of BARRY at the time, not exactly sure why but thats the truth.

that being said i think i would be great to get a queer lead in there. so if that was the case i would say LEE PACE, and of course we have the ultimate fan cast MISHA COLLINS

TARA ITO

this is the other character that was FULLY IN MY HEAD as i wrote it and mentally cast from day one. it also kind of coincides with the trot of a tv show i was watching at the time which was PEN 15. so tara in my mind was always MAYA ERSKINE

ZEKE ROMERO

not exactly a known actor in my head, but when considering options i think that OSCAR ISSAC would be very good

JACK HAYS

there are a few options for this, but i keep thinking of a very clean shaven MURRAY BARTLETT in a suit. another options would be ZACHARY QUINTO especially if we get chris pine as chris oak because thats just some incredible META KIRK AND SPOCK action for the sledgehammer scene.

now onto the dang villains.

CHRIS OAK

okay so obviously we gotta cast CHRIS PINE in this role (i might have an in). however if that does not work out i would like to suggest COLMAN DOMINGO

THE SMOKER / UNCLE KEITH

would be neat to have the monsters also play their inspiration. in the case of THE SMOKER i think STEVE BUSCEMI would be incredible

MRS. WHY / AGENT Y

last buck not least i propose ELIZABETH DEBICKI as MRS. WHY

if you have not read bury your gays yet but now you are DANG INTERESTED then you can get it here. thanks for reading buckaroos feel free to reply with your own castings. I AM NO EXPERT you know my art just as well as i do so i am curious your thoughts. LOVE IS REAL

[skywarpie]

Steve Buscemi as starscream is so wild bc im just imagining

[munsonkitten]

trying to stop my incoming essay but i’m also fed up.

if there’s anything i wish this fandom didn’t take and run with, it’s eddie’s hanky. it’s a nice thing to go “oh is that queercoding?” and to say “this is something i recognize as a particular symbol” but acting like it’s the only thing he could ever like is kind of strange.

like rue said, he wears it on both sides anyway. and also, even if eddie flags one way, he could meet someone where their kinks aren’t compatible, which is something people never want to explore but since we’re talking about “canon evidence of sexual preferences” like this then let’s also take a look at steve’s canon trauma involving being hit, tied up, cuffed and choked and think about how people are allowed to ignore that to make him that kind of sub no problem. it’s only fair, right?

people’s preferences can change, flagging isn’t the end all be all of being gay and a lot of people who do flag have more than one hanky that they wear on different occasions because they want different things on different days. just like anyone else with preferences for anything.

the idea some of you have, that whatever Eddie “flagged” with on one day in school is intrinsic to his entire personality, is kind of reductive. rue writes beautiful stories with thoughtful analysis of eddie’s character. they take trauma and life circumstance into account in ways people rarely do, and the stories happen to be sub eddie. they also mind their own business despite constant ridicule for fics people like anon don’t even bother reading before judging. if you hate sub eddie so much, block rue and anyone who posts it. if you look at someone like rue who doesn’t hide any of their headcanons, decide to follow, or look at their blog obsessively like anon most likely does, and still get mad at those headcanons, that’s on you and no one else.

I get why you like sub Eddie but don’t forget how he wore that bandana in his pocket. If queer sexuality codes are anything to go by, that boy is dominant as hell.

LMAO so I’ve never taken the hanky as anything more than metalhead fashion, I don’t think it was intentional flagging, people are allowed to headcanon whatever they want of course, but if you’re going to take the hanky code as law and use it as the reason people aren’t allowed to write him as a sub, then by your logic he’s a switch because he wears it on both sides in the show, so keep the same energy when its in the other pocket (:

[devilsrecreation]

Very weird crossover idea but hear me out:

Monsters Inc/Monsters at Work x Hotel Transylvania

-Imagine the whole crossover starting bc Tylor and Val were assigned to make Dennis laugh and Dracula just so happens to catch them (don’t ask me how they didn’t know Dennis was half-monster)

-Imagine everybody at Monsters Inc learning about and meeting the monsters in the human world

-You know what? Put the OK boys in there too I wanna see Art and Johnny become besties

-I wanna see Johnny ask that iconic question: “Hey Mike, since you only got one eye, do you wink or blink at people?”

- Sully and Frank would prolly become friends. They’re both super chill

-Mike and Murray definitely share jokes

-Idk why but I feel like Celia would look up to Eunice (aka the bride of Frankenstein). Just imagine Fran Drescher and Jennifer Tilly in the same room

-Imagine Duncan somehow getting stuck inside Blobby

-Imagine Roto meeting Tinkles (oh god Tinkles is gonna squish him 😭)

-I like to think Mavis and Val would be friends. They’re both sweet and bubbly

-I 100% believe Mike wouldn’t trust Wayne soley bc he sounds a lot like a certain purple lizard monster….Sully’s chill with him tho

-Speaking of which, no this isn’t an excuse for Steve Buscemi to talk to himself so Wayne and Randall can have a conversation—

-You know those two would bond about their mutual bitterness about life

“Your life’s easy. I almost got turned into somebody’s wallet”

“You try parenting 300 kids and see where that gets ya”

-Imagine Roger taking pictures of everything

-You know at least one monster would flirt with Cutter

-Fritz would want to play with all of the werewolf pups and he would not regret it

-Maybe Dracula and Tylor would bond over having to deal with big changes. That’d be a really sweet convo :)



[tessathegamefreak]

How I imagine Turbo's first day as King Candy went:

Yes, that's right; this is based on that one meme with Steve Buscemi! Deal with it!!!

[inkplotkey]

Okay but imagine if there was a Muppet babies style show but with Monster babies? All of them would have child voice actors except Randall Boggs who would still be voiced by Steve Buscemi.

[girlnextvore]

When I imagine a Giovanni I imagine Steve Buscemi in Fargo

[michiruze]

The Keir Dullea Masterlist

So, you've seen 2001: A Space Odyssey and 2010: The Year We Make Contact. You looked at the face of Dave Bowman and his blue eyes.

Have you ever wondered what our Commander Bowman did besides the gay little space odyssey? Or do you need more references in drawing Davey? Or are you(, like me,) just curious about Keir Dullea, the man behind the spacesuit?

(or imagining Dave doing...stuff? In costumes? Or even to imagine what if Keir played a character who is closer to HAL 9000?)

You're in luck!

Introducing....

The Keir Dullea Masterlist

My friend made a list like this for Steve Buscemi, so I figured....why not? Why not give Keir the treatment too?

Yes, it's a masterlist of his work from TV, Film, to even audiobooks with links (and music, oddly enough) encompassing 60+ years of his career from 1960 to this decade as one of the more underrated actors from the New Hollywood era!

See it here, links included!

While he's known for playing the restrained and quietly-spoken Dave Bowman, Keir is surprisingly expressive and full of emotions in his other works. Which makes for one hell of an....interesting career of stuff of varying qualities to say the least.

You WILL get something out of it (and understanding why HAL is crazy for Dave), as Keir's career is one of the more stranger rabbit holes....

Whether you end up actually looking into it is up to you. But his is one of the most unique (and strange) filmographies i've seen, and it is worth sharing. The word of the Starman shall be spread.

It is recommended to read this list on desktops

I do not own any of the contents in this list

This list is made purely for informational purposes

Works that are NSFW/contains sexual content will be marked with a bronze dot (●). Works that contains suggestive content will be marked with a white dot (●)

For questions, addition/removal requests, and suggestions, please contact me through my accounts in the Contact & Links section

If you found anything in the Looking For bounty lists, contact me!

Have a happy Odyssey!

[theamericanfriend1977]

9, 21, and 23 for the movie ask game!

hi kaycie thank you for the ask!!!!! i can't wait to throw more movie suggestions your way :-)

9. a film set in a place you always wanted to visit

king of new york (1990) dir. abel ferrara

kind of realizing i don't want to go to a lot of places here... i basically want to see a couple of graves (marx, pasolini, fassbinder) and big cities that i'll probably hate. it's more about the journey for me i suppose! so i'm going to go with new york again and this film is super underrated in my opinion because laurence fishburne is SO good and you've got a cast of christopher walken, wesley snipes, giancarlo esposito, and steve buscemi as well. the relationship between caruso's character and wesley snipes' is so interesting and underexplored. very nihilistic!

21. a film with a great needle drop/soundtrack/score

velvet goldmine (1998) dir. todd haynes

very tumblrina answer for me i guess but a coworker had mentioned a song i played was in the film and i had been neglecting watching it for a longgggg time so i finally watched it and enjoyed it a lot... baby's on fire is one of my favoriteee songs and the performance scene of gimme danger was so good and then of course t rex etc

23. a film that is a box-office flop

sorcerer (1977) dir. william friedkin

i believe this is considered a box office flop which is actual insanity because it's probably one of the best films ever made post-1975. i would love to see this in theaters i can't imagine the experience it would be... i'm a big friedkin guy as it is and the tangerine dream score is fantastic and the anxiety captures is not unlike all that jazz for me lol.

[imjustheretoseetheprivateblogs]

Just imagine it being directed by your favorite director of that era

[ratgirlcopia]

Vinny! Thoughts on the new stuff?? Where do you think it's going?

the rhrn post credits scene and chapter 18 are both happening exclusively in copia's head. the figure behind the door has a rather cunty hand and a mitre. obviously, it represents copia's idealized post-transition self, locked behind a door that remains shut as a direct result of the dark machinations and incompetence of the people around her. on march 3, 2020, when copia ascended to the papacy, this marked a point at which everything went south and she, on an essential level, accepted her womanhood and the necessity of transitioning and was subsequently tormented by the implications of the "papa" title and the fact that nobody around her respects her enough to use that title (or any other) anyway. therefore, the cunty mitre'd figure behind the door is the idealized outcome of march 3, 2020: the cuntified copia, dressed by her sisters. one of them. someone worthy. someone with all the authority and respect she has not and likely will not ever receive.

this fantasy is unattainable, so copia's mind has manufactured the door's malfunction. she wants nothing more than to see who is on the other side, but fears it. she moves forward as if to try opening it, but falls back with comedic levels of drama, proclaiming it a flop and a fiasco with the most insincere delivery imaginable. she must hide that she is afraid. she knows that the idealized self on the other side is not attainable: there is no world in which she transitions and gains the respect she wants, because there is no world in which she gains respect from the authority figures in her current environment. the longer the door remains closed, the more likely it is that she will at long last accept that while she can never have what is impossible, maybe she can still have what she truly needs.

she will then wake up from this nightmare determined to start estrogen, and her twin brother will roll in like steve buscemi with that skateboard.

[wellthatwasaletdown]

Imagine being excited about a rigged poll. The other musicians competing with him had no one who voted for them. I imagine harries have voted 24/7 and created 9999999999999k fake accounts to vote. That clown won the moment the poll was made. It was like putting Brad Pitt against Steve Buscemi, Gary Busey, Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) and Danny De vito.

They proved once again that nothing is organic when it comes to that clown.

Yeah, I posted about that poll when they released it. It was obvious he was going to win it.

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I would totally vote for Mr. Bean.