#steve buscemi imagine

[the-imaginative-hobbyist]

Hearing a lot of good things about this one, my interest just keeps growing by the day.

[ourtubahero-blog]

Crowley looks more like Steve Buscemi than Steve Buscemi does.

[rockhoundbeck]

Sooo coming back to shitposting :D

"Am I fat?"

Mr. White: Why u worry about it? All bodies are beautiful ☺

Mr. Orange: what? No, don't think like that 😽

Mr. Brown: *stops and thinks* I think u look great ☺

Mr. Blue: (I think he'd basically have the same answer as Mr. White xd)

Mr. Blonde: I know 4 fat ppl and ur 3 of them- (motherfucker 😭)

Mr. Pink: 😼 fat is what u make my dick-

Help, I just made this based on meme, don't hate on me 😭

[happygirl2oo2]

I'm sorry but all I can think of is Karan Soni as The Gunslinger (right) and Steve Buscemi as Benny the Teen (left) in Miracle Workers: Oregon Trail 😂

Draw your... characters...?

[drchucktingle]

Good evening Dr. Tingle! Would you ever like to see a film adaption of Bury Your Gays? I think it would be so neat (especially with all of the tv and movie references present in the novel). If there ever was a movie, who would you want hypothetically cast?

HELLO BUCKAROO this is always a fun question to consider actors for a book adaption. when writing i sometimes CAST IN MY HEAD and sometimes it is just kind of a made up buckaroo. there are really only two characters in BURY YOUR GAYS that were cast in my head while writing and i will mention those below.

ultimately WHOEVER was to trot in these rolls i would be happy with, so lets just consider this a fun way through imagination. i will say that i would prefer to cast queer actors, but also i know the business of hollywood means sometimes that does not work out to get the movie on screens. if bury your gays was turned into a movie i would really have no say in any of this anyway, but queer actors would be my preference when possible.

despite all of that, when writing MISHA, the actor in my head was NOT a queer actor as far as i know (although for some reason us queer buckaroos have given him a pass to play queer characters which i think is very funny and interesting, i guess we just love him a lot regardless) anyway lets kick it off there

MISHA BYRNE

when writing BURY YOUR GAYS i was picturing none other than BILL HADER. maybe it is because i was watchin a lot of BARRY at the time, not exactly sure why but thats the truth.

that being said i think i would be great to get a queer lead in there. so if that was the case i would say LEE PACE, and of course we have the ultimate fan cast MISHA COLLINS

TARA ITO

this is the other character that was FULLY IN MY HEAD as i wrote it and mentally cast from day one. it also kind of coincides with the trot of a tv show i was watching at the time which was PEN 15. so tara in my mind was always MAYA ERSKINE

ZEKE ROMERO

not exactly a known actor in my head, but when considering options i think that OSCAR ISSAC would be very good

JACK HAYS

there are a few options for this, but i keep thinking of a very clean shaven MURRAY BARTLETT in a suit. another options would be ZACHARY QUINTO especially if we get chris pine as chris oak because thats just some incredible META KIRK AND SPOCK action for the sledgehammer scene.

now onto the dang villains.

CHRIS OAK

okay so obviously we gotta cast CHRIS PINE in this role (i might have an in). however if that does not work out i would like to suggest COLMAN DOMINGO

THE SMOKER / UNCLE KEITH

would be neat to have the monsters also play their inspiration. in the case of THE SMOKER i think STEVE BUSCEMI would be incredible

MRS. WHY / AGENT Y

last buck not least i propose ELIZABETH DEBICKI as MRS. WHY

if you have not read bury your gays yet but now you are DANG INTERESTED then you can get it here. thanks for reading buckaroos feel free to reply with your own castings. I AM NO EXPERT you know my art just as well as i do so i am curious your thoughts. LOVE IS REAL

[trash-baggins]

Knowing that Oda based Sanji off of Steve Buscemi in Reservoir Dogs and that he now imagines Mackenyu while drawing Zoro gives me life and lols. Sorry Sanji, Zoro is just too effortlessly pretty.

[skywarpie]

Steve Buscemi as starscream is so wild bc im just imagining

[munsonkitten]

trying to stop my incoming essay but i’m also fed up.

if there’s anything i wish this fandom didn’t take and run with, it’s eddie’s hanky. it’s a nice thing to go “oh is that queercoding?” and to say “this is something i recognize as a particular symbol” but acting like it’s the only thing he could ever like is kind of strange.

like rue said, he wears it on both sides anyway. and also, even if eddie flags one way, he could meet someone where their kinks aren’t compatible, which is something people never want to explore but since we’re talking about “canon evidence of sexual preferences” like this then let’s also take a look at steve’s canon trauma involving being hit, tied up, cuffed and choked and think about how people are allowed to ignore that to make him that kind of sub no problem. it’s only fair, right?

people’s preferences can change, flagging isn’t the end all be all of being gay and a lot of people who do flag have more than one hanky that they wear on different occasions because they want different things on different days. just like anyone else with preferences for anything.

the idea some of you have, that whatever Eddie “flagged” with on one day in school is intrinsic to his entire personality, is kind of reductive. rue writes beautiful stories with thoughtful analysis of eddie’s character. they take trauma and life circumstance into account in ways people rarely do, and the stories happen to be sub eddie. they also mind their own business despite constant ridicule for fics people like anon don’t even bother reading before judging. if you hate sub eddie so much, block rue and anyone who posts it. if you look at someone like rue who doesn’t hide any of their headcanons, decide to follow, or look at their blog obsessively like anon most likely does, and still get mad at those headcanons, that’s on you and no one else.

I get why you like sub Eddie but don’t forget how he wore that bandana in his pocket. If queer sexuality codes are anything to go by, that boy is dominant as hell.

LMAO so I’ve never taken the hanky as anything more than metalhead fashion, I don’t think it was intentional flagging, people are allowed to headcanon whatever they want of course, but if you’re going to take the hanky code as law and use it as the reason people aren’t allowed to write him as a sub, then by your logic he’s a switch because he wears it on both sides in the show, so keep the same energy when its in the other pocket (:

[devilsrecreation]

Very weird crossover idea but hear me out:

Monsters Inc/Monsters at Work x Hotel Transylvania

-Imagine the whole crossover starting bc Tylor and Val were assigned to make Dennis laugh and Dracula just so happens to catch them (don’t ask me how they didn’t know Dennis was half-monster)

-Imagine everybody at Monsters Inc learning about and meeting the monsters in the human world

-You know what? Put the OK boys in there too I wanna see Art and Johnny become besties

-I wanna see Johnny ask that iconic question: “Hey Mike, since you only got one eye, do you wink or blink at people?”

- Sully and Frank would prolly become friends. They’re both super chill

-Mike and Murray definitely share jokes

-Idk why but I feel like Celia would look up to Eunice (aka the bride of Frankenstein). Just imagine Fran Drescher and Jennifer Tilly in the same room

-Imagine Duncan somehow getting stuck inside Blobby

-Imagine Roto meeting Tinkles (oh god Tinkles is gonna squish him 😭)

-I like to think Mavis and Val would be friends. They’re both sweet and bubbly

-I 100% believe Mike wouldn’t trust Wayne soley bc he sounds a lot like a certain purple lizard monster….Sully’s chill with him tho

-Speaking of which, no this isn’t an excuse for Steve Buscemi to talk to himself so Wayne and Randall can have a conversation—

-You know those two would bond about their mutual bitterness about life

“Your life’s easy. I almost got turned into somebody’s wallet”

“You try parenting 300 kids and see where that gets ya”

-Imagine Roger taking pictures of everything

-You know at least one monster would flirt with Cutter

-Fritz would want to play with all of the werewolf pups and he would not regret it

-Maybe Dracula and Tylor would bond over having to deal with big changes. That’d be a really sweet convo :)



[tessathegamefreak]

How I imagine Turbo's first day as King Candy went:

Yes, that's right; this is based on that one meme with Steve Buscemi! Deal with it!!!

[sunnytoonsproductions]

Y'all, I've have been now imagining LeBron James also voicing Sunny for the 'back to the SING!' reboot, but ofcourse, Sunny will still have Andre 3000 as his voice actor, but just like a few more characters, he has TWO voice actors =^.^=

And! I even imagined Steve Buscemi (the voice of Randall from Monsters inc), to be the FOURTH often voice actor for Salieri. So this means that Salieri has four voice actors and he's the only character on the reboot to have that much voice actors! 0w0

[inkplotkey]

Okay but imagine if there was a Muppet babies style show but with Monster babies? All of them would have child voice actors except Randall Boggs who would still be voiced by Steve Buscemi.

[nottoxicfr]

please tell me more about dubs evolution:Sayian saga

Right, well, so it's the hypothetical sequel to Dragon Ball: Evolution, the flop adaption of the Dragon Ball Manga by Akira Toriyama that I like to think about. You knew that though.

So the basic scenario is that after the first movie came out, the Studios decided to green light a second movie based on the highly popular Saiyan Saga. Maybe they're more receptive to fan critiques of the first one, maybe not. Assuming everyone comes back, there's still some issues with some characters not being introduced in the first movie.

Assuming ideal conditions, the movie comes out in 2013, four years after the first movie and one year before Battle of the Gods comes out.

So, just getting some character actors out of the way, I think they'd cast, or cast people that look kind of like them:

Tom Hiddleston as Vegeta- Hot off the heels of Avengers (2012), he's the platonic ideal of a pitiable sympathetic villain, yet very ruthless. Also, he's British.

Vin Desil as Nappa- He's big, he's bald, and he's got a menacing voice. He shows up for like 2/3rds of the movie, only to be killed by to make room for the final battle.

Aaron Paul as Raditz. He looks kind of like Justin Chatwin, but with a crazed twist. He and Nappa are a tag team, for pacing reasons. As a result of Breaking Bad, I think they couldn't get him so they got Edward Norton instead.

Now, obviously there's no Krillin because he wasn't ever introduced. That means Yamcha is Goku's best friend character, but that also works out well for a Cell Saga sequel where Yamcha falls in love with Android 18, played by an actress of probably 2015. Emma Stone, Keira Knightley, maybe Margot Robbie.

James Marsters returns to play Piccolo Jr. A newly introduced Kami is played by Bryan Cranston. Completely cut out King Kai (for the time being) and have Goku train with Kami and just have him know about Saiyans, probably.

If Goku did go to King Kai's planet, I think Steve Buscemi would work well, or David Thewlis maybe. Ben Kingsley? Lots of prosthetic stuff, so it's more about the performance ability.

For a plot summary, I'm thinking that as a result of the increased scrutiny from the last movie, they start off in tune with DB:E and try to move it towards Dragon Ball Z's tone, kind of. That's not that hard, because Justin Chatwin is admittedly surprisingly good at Goku.

To start:

Goku has a job he doesn't like, but keeps to provide for his family. Being the world's strongest doesn't pay the bills! After all, he's got a six year old at home (Gohan is aged up for obvious reasons, but even then his actor is played by a kid older than six. It's his alien genes). He's probably a successful construction worker that got promoted to manager, which he sucks at.

Goku goes to a reunion at Master Roshi's apartment, with all his friends. He takes Gohan to introduce them, and Chichi comes as well.

Goku gets a call from his job and steps away from the party. He gets fired, which threatens to ruin his fairly content home life.

Raditz shows up while Goku is outside. Imagine he arrived on the planet in Saiyan armor but he Terminator mugged a guy for his clothes. He acts more like a douchey party crasher until he sees Gohan, and Chichi gets angry with him. Then, Raditz uses a ki blast to blow up a wall or something.

Attracted by the explosion, Goku comes running back to find his son gone, his wife in critical condition, and everyone else kind of roughed up. Chichi tells him to go after Raditz.

Goku chases after him with the help of Bulma, since he can't fly and Raditz can. He arrives with the game (Bulma, Roshi, Yamcha) and tells them that he'll handle it. He and Raditz have a scuffle, which Goku loses.

Raditz imprisons Goku, delivering exposition. The Saiyans were a powerful race of people who could turn into demonic apes/monkeys and used their great power to conquer their planet.

One day, life from another world (implicitly Freeza) came in contact with the king of the Saiyans, offering him greater wealth in return for lending his power to conquer other planets. Obviously, King Vegeta accepted and, in space, the Saiyans came to be known as Oozaru.

The truly skilled among the Saiyans could channel their Oozaru power while maintaining their minds. Among all the pure-blooded Saiyans that exist, only Goku remains unable to do that. That's why Raditz beat him.

Raditz intends to recruit Goku and, failing that, steal Gohan and teach him their ways. Then he reveals that their planet was destroyed, leaving them a nearly extinct race. Then he leaves to give Goku time to think.

Piccolo Jr. speaks up, apparently there the whole time. Goku is shocked that Piccolo survived, and Piccolo Jr. corrects him. Then he's like "I was planning revenge for my father's death, but then that Alien arrived and defeated me, trapping me here with you. If you help me escape, I'll delay killing you and help save your son."

Goku, busy with some other stuff, accepts and figures out how to open the cage with his Innate Saiyan Knowledge.

You've seen the Goku and Piccolo vs Raditz fight. Goku gets shot through the chest, Piccolo kidnaps Gohan. Its canonical. The Saiyans are going to arrive in a year.

Goku dies, probably, and engages in intense spiritual training to master his Oozaru power with either Kami or King Kai. He learns to multiply his power by undergoing the Trial of the God Fist, where he beats up his inner monkey.

Piccolo trains Gohan, delivering quick exposition about his past. He was found and raised by humans in the mountains, only to turn on them when he was old enough and begin training to seek revenge. In spite of this, Gohan finds a grave made for the people Piccolo killed, showing he's not necessarily pure evil. Something about always feeling out of place in the world, or something. A parallel to Goku, probably. They meet Yajirobe, maybe.

Yamcha trains intensely as well. Master Roshi enters him into a tournament where he meets a bald guy and a psychic (It's Tien and Chiaotzu). It's really more of a cut away scene.

Vegeta and Nappa arrive, landing directly in the middle of a city and possibly destroying most of it. Maybe not. They briefly discuss planting Saibamen, deciding it's probably not worth it.

Piccolo, Gohan, Yamcha, Tien, and Chiaotzu show up to fight. With no Saibamen, Nappa slowly kills all of them as they team up against him. This excludes Gohan, for obvious reasons.

Nappa says something like, "It's a shame about that Namekian, maybe we should go to Namek after this and see what a 'Dragon Ball' is. They can do everything these Dragon Balls can do but better, maybe even revive our whole race!" Vegeta is noncommittal about it.

Exposition about Namek directly to Piccolo and Gohan.

Goku arrives! He basically kills Nappa, but Vegeta ends up taking a shot at killing Goku by firing a beam at the both of them.

Goku and Vegeta fight through the city, which is already a wasteland. There is no time for a scene transition. Goku can fly now, btw, it's not really worth mentioning specifically. Just go with it.

Vegeta turns into an Oozaru, but Goku doesn't because he's trying to make Vegeta overextend himself so he can win. This plan doesn't work.

Gohan goes Oozaru-crazy, going on a rampage so out of control that Vegeta is forcibly reverted to a Saiyan form. This is treated as super incredible.

You've seen the Saiyan Saga. Vegeta flies off in his space ship, humiliated at being beaten the a low-class warrior and a seven year old kid. Not his best moment.

Cut to a hospital, everyone who survived is injured. A city was destroyed. Gohan is like, we gotta go to Namek where they have super Dragon Balls! Chichi says no, Goku says yes, Bulma says yes. They plan to go to Namek

Credits, title card, Linkin Park song

After-Credits scene, there's a Freeza reveal as he's like, we gotta go to Namek where they have super Dragon Balls, so I can be immortal or super powerful or something.

The Z Fighters will Return in 2015 for Dragon Ball: Evolution 3

Freeza is, obviously, played by either a bald British man or a bald Asian man. In your minds eye, just imagine Jason Stratham and Mark Strong as form 1 and 2 respectively

As a franchise, the movies would be spread out like:

Dragon Ball Evolution (Dragon Ball)- 2009

Dragon Ball Evolution 2 (Saiyan Saga)- 2013

Dragon Ball Evolution 3 (Namek Saga)- 2015

Dragon Ball Evolution 4 (Androids to Imperfect Cell as the post Credit reveal)- 2017

Dragon Ball Evolution 5+6 (Cell Saga, two parts)- 2018 and 2019

Dragon Ball Evolution 6 (Everything up to Super Buu)- 2020

Dragon Ball Evolution 7 (Cut out Mystic Gohan, do everything else)- Originally set for 2021 but COVID delayed release to 2022-23ish

In this alternate reality, we'd be living in a post-DB:Evolution world and by now excitedly awaiting a Ranma 1/2 live action played by Timothee Chalemet and Natalia Dyer, in the style of the Karate Kid, and of course we can assuredly say that Junji Ito's iconic "Spiral" horror franchise is well on its way to a fifth entry.

The Yugioh Live Action has still yet to be green lit.

[michiruze]

The Keir Dullea Masterlist

So, you've seen 2001: A Space Odyssey and 2010: The Year We Make Contact. You looked at the face of Dave Bowman and his blue eyes.

Have you ever wondered what our Commander Bowman did besides the gay little space odyssey? Or do you need more references in drawing Davey? Or are you(, like me,) just curious about Keir Dullea, the man behind the spacesuit?

(or imagining Dave doing...stuff? In costumes? Or even to imagine what if Keir played a character who is closer to HAL 9000?)

You're in luck!

Introducing....

The Keir Dullea Masterlist

My friend made a list like this for Steve Buscemi, so I figured....why not? Why not give Keir the treatment too?

Yes, it's a masterlist of his work from TV, Film, to even audiobooks with links (and music, oddly enough) encompassing 60+ years of his career from 1960 to this decade as one of the more underrated actors from the New Hollywood era!

See it here, links included!

While he's known for playing the restrained and quietly-spoken Dave Bowman, Keir is surprisingly expressive and full of emotions in his other works. Which makes for one hell of an....interesting career of stuff of varying qualities to say the least.

You WILL get something out of it (and understanding why HAL is crazy for Dave), as Keir's career is one of the more stranger rabbit holes....

Whether you end up actually looking into it is up to you. But his is one of the most unique (and strange) filmographies i've seen, and it is worth sharing. The word of the Starman shall be spread.

It is recommended to read this list on desktops

I do not own any of the contents in this list

This list is made purely for informational purposes

Works that are NSFW/contains sexual content will be marked with a bronze dot (●). Works that contains suggestive content will be marked with a white dot (●)

For questions, addition/removal requests, and suggestions, please contact me through my accounts in the Contact & Links section

If you found anything in the Looking For bounty lists, contact me!

Have a happy Odyssey!

[girlnextvore]

When I imagine a Giovanni I imagine Steve Buscemi in Fargo

[sniffanimal]

there's a picture of like, Steve Buscemi(?), and he's just like o_o and that's my. my brain

I am so fried after work today and this week is only going to get crazier and crazier. I'm gonna show up to my union meeting Thursday mentally sawed in half and bleeding out on the floor like Hay Guys :) I didn't do anything I said I would :) (a lie, I did too the things I said I would but if anyone tries to give me a new task I'm shooting them with a gun

I think I'm imagining a content aware scaled this maybe

anyways. I'm Fine. squanched into a paste but I'm fine