#sterek and baby eli

[sterekmpreg]

Stiles: well if karma isn't going to hit you I fucking will!

Eli, who only just woke up: WHY IS MOM CHASING CHASING UNCLE PETER AROUND THE KITCHEN!?

Derek. Sipping his coffee and reading Hamlet: he took your mom's last piece of bacon.

[blaksstr]

Eli: sitting in Derek’s lap "Dad, Papa said you used to be really grumpy."

Derek: glares at Stiles "I wasn't."

Isaac: "You so were."

Scott: nodding "Like, impressively grumpy."

Eli: tilting his head "But you're not grumpy now."

Lydia: sipping tea "Because of Stiles."

Eli: beaming "Papa fixed you!"

Stiles: smug "Damn right, I did."

Derek: groaning "I hate all of you."

[kjwaikiki]

You know how Eli looks like Stiles. Well I have a headcanon and it is not that Stiles got pregnant through magic.

My headcanon is simply that Eli’s mom looked a lot like Stiles, which could be considered a little mundane until you consider the comedy involved with a stepdad Stiles and Eli being out together in public.

People assume Stiles is Eli’s biological father until one of them corrects said person. I want it to be Eli in which case he can go two ways (both are hilarious)

1. Eli jokes about his dad having a type.

2. Eli jokes about how he always knew his dad and Stiles would get together because look at him (Eli gestures to his own face and then to Stiles) it wasn’t rocket science to figure out the old man was a little hung up on Stiles.

I just think the implications are hilarious. Stiles would never feel insecure ever. If anyone asks him how he remains so secure in his relationship with Derek all he would have to do is gesture to Eli.

All I’m saying is it takes a special type of pining to have a son that looks and acts scarily similar to this one high schooler who you went through multiple brushes with death with, saved their life, had them save your life, and shared many very emotionally charged (possibly tender) moments with.

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

What started as a joke in the short drabble I wrote is now one of my favourite headcanons.

Eli’s nickname as a kid is Trouble.

The nickname came about because Sheriff Stilinski was telling Stiles and Derek that wherever they go, trouble follows, and Eli - with his perfect timing - toddled in after them, prompting the Sheriff to jokingly say, “And here’s Trouble.”

After that, the nickname stuck. And made for many laughs when they would call him Trouble or refer to him by the nickname and he would happily say, “I’m Trouble!”

Stiles is Mischief, Derek is Sourwolf, and Eli is Trouble

[anonazure]

Latest Sterek commission from my dear @emilyalmeidaaa7 on twitter.

[kymera219]

@artforkuponuts provided me this hilarious meme commission featuring Derek, Stiles and Eli (aka Stiles Jr)

[writerjayne]

I was thinking about things cause I saw a Supernatural edit, and my ADHD brain followed the thought train to Teen Wolf as it often does, and I have thoughts.

As much as I LOVE Stiles raising a baby/having a baby/ finding a baby and being naturally good at it while Derek is out of his depth when you break it down, it makes no sense.

Stiles and Scott? As only children and BOYS when did they ever have a chance to look after children? (While I think boys are perfectly capable of caring for children parents tend to favor girls in child care so like when would they have even had an opportunity?)

DEREK, on the other hand....

A) he has a younger sister with a fairly significant age gap. B) he had a pack that canonically is referenced as to having children, and with family/pack dynamics, it would not be a stretch that Derek has at least SOME experience with children, especially since it's implied Cora is closer in age to Stiles and co whereas Derek is in his early 20s in season one. (Obviously, we all know what a mess the Teen Wolf timeline is, but for the sake of this post early 20s)

Derek's not good with teenagers... As we know... *insert every early interaction with Stiles and Scott ever* But kids and babies? No problem Think about how he is with everyone in the show but then how he was with those little trick-or-treaters. He scared them sure but he also gave them candy, when he could have just as easily ignored them.

I just feel like if you gave him a baby, he would just be like: "I'm a father now, yes I need the most expensive diapers possible!"

Which after having this conversation with my roomie, I realized would make magical Nemeton baby Eli (My favorite explanation) make SO much sense. Found a clearly werewolf baby in the woods? Guess he's a dad now.

Now don't get me wrong, I do think Stiles would pick up very quickly on taking care of a baby, he's very empathetic and cares very deeply, but initially, I think he wouldn't have a clue what he was doing. He would love the baby and WANT to take good care of the baby but wouldn't really know what he was doing. And babies, especially younger babies can be overwhelming.

So what I'm saying is I need a fic where Stiles finds a baby, has no clue what he's doing and Derek is like: "No that's not how you hold a baby/change a diaper/ hold a bottle" and Stiles falls in love so I'm going to write one

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

[thinking-destiel-thoughts]

I think that Stiles would be that kind of mom with newborn Eli. the kind who refuses to let anyone touch her child unless they’ve washed their hands or used sanitizer and obsessively cleans things the baby might chew on.

it would drive Derek insane tho because he’s a werewolf and he can’t get or give diseases and Eli is also a werewolf who can’t give or get diseases so why is Stiles slapping his hands away from their pup?

the humans and the bitten wolves would totally roll with it because it’s not uncommon with human babies. Peter and Cora would also roll with it because they’ve handled human babies before, it isn’t their kid, and it drive Derek up the wall.

Derek would be so insane and so so so annoyed. he’d try to pick up Eli all the time after cooking or reading or doing other things to prove to Stiles that it’s fine. Stiles won’t have it. he flips out when Derek picks up their son with greasy hands from working on cars and yells about downgrading him from “father” to “baby daddy” if he doesn’t knock it off.

[hedwig221b]

me with Eli Stilinski-Hale

[jocollins]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale & Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Eli Hale (Teen Wolf), Stiles Stilinski Additional Tags: Daddy Derek, Infant Eli Hale (Teen Wolf), Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski are Eli Hale's Parents, Autistic Derek Hale, Derek Hale Deserves Nice Things, Stiles Stilinski is a Nice Thing, naps, Cuddling & Snuggling, Light Angst, Hurt/Comfort, A lot of comfort, Happy Ending, One Big Happy Family, Learning how to be a parent, They are good parents, Fluff, maybe? - Freeform, It's sweet, just a bit sour sweet, Self Confidence Issues, Self-Esteem Issues, Derek Hale Has Self-Esteem Issues, Feelings, baby daddy Derek, baby daddy Stiles, New Parent Summary:

Derek is struggling as a new parent, there’s crying and snuggling afterwards. Stiles just seems to know how to calm his wolves.

[sterekmpreg]

Toddler Eli pt 3

Derek, trying to hold Eli still while Stiles bathes him: Stop squirming, Eli! You need get clean!

Eli, throwing a fit: Mommy only married you because he had me!

Derek: And we only had you because we got bored one night so who's the real victims here, Eli?

[blaksstr]

Stiles: "Why is our kid building a flamethrower?"

Derek: "Because he takes after you."

Stiles: "That’s a compliment or a threat?"

Derek: "Depends if he lights the living room on fire."

[fogsy-feel]

Derek out here giving single Mom energy, In the trenches raising Stiles 2.0

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Little Handprints

There are little handprints on the walls. Eli has little hands. Case solved.

Based on the incorrect quote

Read it on AO3, here

Stiles leant against the kitchen counter, dragging his hand down his face as he let out a heavy sigh. A heavy case load and late nights were starting to wear him thin. And even when he wasn’t working late, his mind ran rampant, making sleep near impossible.

He rubbed the sleep from his eyes, pinching the bridge of his nose as he tried to wake himself more.

The sound of plastic clattering caught his attention. Stiles turned to look where Eli sat in his booster seat at the table. The food tray on his seat was splattered with toast and jam.

“You okay there, Trouble?” Stiles asked.

Eli giggled as he snatched up one of the pieces of jam-covered toast that he had knocked over and took a bite out of it.

“Yeah,” he chirped through a mouthful of mushed toast.

The nickname that had come from Eli’s comedic timing; Stiles’ dad said something about trouble following wherever Stiles and Derek go, and Eli toddled in after them at that moment, prompting the

Sheriff to say, “And here’s trouble!”

The name stuck. And it proved to be fitting on several occasions.

Stiles slid the coffee pot from the percolator and poured the dark liquid into his mug, heaping in spoonfuls of sugar before walking around the corner of the bench and into the dining room.

“Yummy?” Stiles asked as he walked over to the table and sat down next to Eli’s booster seat.

“Yummy,” Eli replied around another mouthful.

Stiles gave him a soft smile before resting his elbows on the table and letting his heady fall, heavy, into his hands.

“You okay?” Eli asked, his sweet voice coiled with worry.

“I’m okay, bud,” Stiles replied, unable to lift his head. “Just tired.”

He felt something tap his cheek. He lifted his head and turned to see what was poking him.

Eli held out a half-eaten piece of toast for him.

Stiles couldn’t help but smile.

“Thanks, bud,” he said softly, taking the piece of toast offered to him. He ate the toast, dusting the crumbs off his hand before laying his head back in his hands and watching his son eat his breakfast.

He let his mind drift, the world blurring into swirls of colour and movement. His eyes grew heavy as the seductive embrace of sleep crept into the back of his mind. His heavy eyes drifted shut and he sank into the darkness.

“Stiles?” Derek called from the hallway, starling Stiles.

“Hmm?” Stiles hummed questioningly—the most he could muster up.

“Why are there little handprints on the walls?” Derek asked, peering around the open doorframe of the dining room.

Stiles blinked a few times, his mind rattling through the mess of thoughts for an answer. He lifted his head slightly and turned to look at Eli in his high chair.

“Why are there little handprints on the walls?” he whispered.

“Because I have little hands,” Eli answered, holding up his jam-and-crumb-covered hands to show him.

Stiles turned his head to look at Derek.

“Because he has little hands,” he repeated.

Derek let out a soft chuckle, turning back towards the hallway to hide his smile.

It took a moment for Stiles’ brain to catch up with what he said, realisation stirring him enough for him to sit up and drag his hand down his face.

“What is it this time?”

“Markers,” Derek answered. “Thankfully, it’s the washable ones that Lydia got him.”

“I’ll clean it,” he volunteered, pushing back his chair as he tried to summon what little energy he had left.

“No,” Derek said softly. “Trouble and I will clean it after we finish breakfast.”

“I’m Trouble!” Eli said excitedly, perking up at his nickname.

Stiles and Derek couldn’t help but laugh.

“Yes, you are,” Stiles said softly, smiling lovingly as he reached out and gently tousled Eli’s hair.

[anonazure]

Yeah... Still on my baby Eli obsession...

[imagine-sterek]

Imagine Everyday when stiles wake up he looks out the window to watch as Derek runs past his house and a few seconds later a little toddler is right behind him. Derek and Eli go running everyday, Derek goes a lot slower now that he Eli does with him but he loves that he wants to go. Stiles doesn’t mind cause he finds the whole thing adorable. One run Derek passes by but something catches Eli’s eye and he goes into stiles yard. Stiles gets scared that Derek is going to lose Eli he runs outside and sees the kid sniffing he moms garden and eating his strawberries. Derek comes back as stiles was going to yell out for him. He apologizes for Eli going to his yard and tells him it won’t happen again. Stiles brushes it off and says it’s okay. But Eli keeps coming back every morning. Now they just stop by stiles house every morning.

You know, the first time it happened, Derek was terrified because Eli had just followed him out the front door. And so he is a little worried when running with Eli, and his heart plummeted when Eli suddenly disappeared.

Stiles always sends them away with some fresh strawberries and Eli insists on carrying one in each hand as he toddles after his dad.