#dad stiles

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: Why are there little handprints on the walls?

Stiles (to baby Eli): Why are there little handprints on the walls?

Eli: Because I have little hands.

Stiles: Because he has little hands

[imagine-sterek]

Saw this video of a little girl getting chased by a coyote and thought this would be Eli running to stiles while Malia is chasing him in full shift. Derek would be inside laughing.

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(lol the little girl was calm when alerting her dad)

That's just how Aunty Malia plays with Eli.

Stiles freaked out the first time, until he realised it was Malia.

[sterekmpreg]

[casually-eat-my-soul]

Cop dad, criminal son, Stilinski coded. Like I love stiles but that man is not being a cop. He’s far too obsessed and cares to little about the law.

And to everyone thinking that sheriff Stilinski would be disappointed?? NOO, y’all have it sooo wrong.

That man loves his criminal son. THATS his wife’s son. Do you understand, that’s all Claudia. And yes I understand that the sheriff would also commit unspeakable crimes to protect his son, that criminality comes from Claudia. Stilinski’s protect their own. He doesn’t love stiles in spite of his behaviours but because of them.

Some random person: Stiles broke into the station again

Sheriff, Literally bursting with pride: I know, he’s just so smart, he was probably just bored and wanted something to do

Like everyone is side eyeing them because stiles commits crimes for enrichment and the sheriff is just like “tell me everything about how you got away with it”

I could go on about how Claudia haunts the narrative after years of being dead and everything but that’s for another post

[petitprincess1]

Hell's Great Dad - Alastor and Lucifer being toddlers with Mimzy pizzazz at the end!

[jade-bright]

Stiles: I have a bad feeling about this, guys. Derek: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine. Laura: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen? * Stiles, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you both.

[headcanonthings]

Eli: Grampa! Can I have chocolate cookies? Sheriff: What’s the rule? Eli: No snacks before dinner… Sheriff: Wrong. Sheriff: That’s your parents' rule. My rule is you have to bring me some too.

[sterekloverforever]

Whenever Derek (true alpha always) goes to different packs for pack business (gathering information, building connections, or checking in), he always takes Stiles for many reasons.

Who cares the most? Stiles

Who can be surprisingly diplomatic? Stiles

Who does all the talking? Stiles

Who is bossy? Stiles

Who gets shit done? Stiles

Who supports Derek? Stiles

Stiles cares so much, that he feels the need to always go with Derek (for alone time 😏 or because he doesn’t trust Derek to share all the information to the pack).

Derek shows his support to Stiles, listens carefully to everything said, will add comments when necessary, watch Stiles with wonder and love in his eyes. Derek wants Stiles to go because his beautiful mate and him work so cohesively together. Where one lacks the other excels. Like yin and yang.

The poor puppies mope without their pack mom and pack dad there to care for them but they do enjoy some peace and quiet from time to time.

[lunar-eclipse-tales]

I just picture Derek bringing Eli random things when he was a baby and Stiles finding them and going wtf?!

Stiles: Hey babe? Why is there an animal skull in Eli’s crib?

Stiles: Eli, where did you get that antler?

Stiles: *holds deer femur bone he found in Eli’s toy box staring in confusion*

Derek: *blushing and staring at his book he’s reading trying to not meet Stiles’ eyes cause he’s embarrassed*

Stiles: Wtf, Derek, stop bringing Eli body parts to play with!

Peter: *walks in holding something in his hand* Nephew, I found this raccoon skull this morning for little Eli.

Peter: *looks up seeing Derek and Stiles staring at him* Bad time?

Stiles: *throws his hands up and walks out of the room* Fucking werewolves!

[178owintersball]

there’s no heterosexual explanation for making Derek’s son a mini stiles. and I’m not even gonna get started on the implications of the jeep

[sharksandsquirrelsandsnakes-ohmy]

I have this perfect mental image of Stiles carrying Eli into daycare in a crumpled suit with spit-up on the jacket. And when they ask Stiles for his ID so they can make a copy for the file (because he's one of Eli’s approved pick-up people, obviously) and he didn't bring in his driver's license because trying to get a 6 month old out of the house, into the car, and then out of the car on a time limit is hard, okay? So he pulls out his fucking FBI badge since it's technically a government issued ID and the poor worker having to call the manager to make sure that's a valid for of ID.

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Imagine Eli gets in trouble at school and is waiting - terrified - in the principal’s office for his dad. But his dad isn’t the one who walks through the door: Stiles is.

Stiles looks like he’s ready to intereogate Eli, but calmly asks him to tell him what happened. Eli starts telling him and every time the teacher who brought him in tries to interrupt, Stiles cuts the teacher off and tells Eli to continue.

“He kept hitting the kid, so I—”

“You hit him,” the teacher interjects.

Before Eli can object, Stiles says, “That’s a leading question.”

“What are you, a lawyer?” the teacher scoffs.

“No,” Stiles replies, watching for a second as the teacher’s face twists with a smug smile that Stiles can’t wait to wipe off his face. “I’m an FBI special agent.”

There it is. The smile is wiped clean off the teacher’s face.

[imagine-sterek]

Imagine Derek trying to sing Eli to sleep and stiles is in the background remixing the song.

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[sterekmpreg]

Eli: *on the phone* Hey Dads, do you know my blood type?

Stiles: of course!

Derek: it's B-

Eli: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

[casually-eat-my-soul]

Erica and Issac after stumbling upon two bodies in the woods:

Erica: sweet, we’re lucky

Issac: in what way?

Erica: Stiles birthday is next week, and I was having a hard time getting him a gift.

Issac: So you’re going to get him two dead bodies??

Erica: Oh please, he loves to solve mysteries.

Issac: …

Issac: Can we say one is from me?”

Dialogue is roughly from Dark Currents by Lindsay Broker’s.

[livingdeadvoid]

Liam: My mom told me to follow my dreams.

Scott: So you followed Theo around?

Stiles: I MEANT LIKE A CAREER OR SOMETHING

Theo: I don't know whether I should focus on the fact that I'm Liam's dream or the fact he called Stiles mom.

Mason: Probably the first one.