#stephen lynch

[blood-powered-radio]

Content Warning: Very Dark Humor

Stephen Lynch - Halloween

off the album The Craig Machine, 2005

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TODAY'S ANTHEM #135

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Stephen Lynch: Fishin' Hole

Yup. Last song we go back to Stephen Lynch. From one of his best albums, Three Balloons, comes the story of a man who sees assholes everywhere. That seems to be a recurring theme throughout my years of tracks...oh well.

Song Score: 20/10

Thanks for sticking with me all these years. All these songs came from a playlist and we have reached the end. What's the future of this blog? Does it even have a future? We'll have to wait and see...

[roseillith]

CHOCOLATE BABIES (1996) dir. STEPHEN WINTER

[thecartoondigest]

What if that guy from Smashing Pumpkins lost his car keys?

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: The Mind Killer

Denis Villeneuve: hey frank what if we put a giant rubber bondage spider in dune Frank Herbert: [snorting space cocaine] sounds great!

David Lynch: what if i taped a cat to a rat and then you had to suck the cat titties to get a poison antidote Frank Herbert: [snorting space cocaine] top notch work, guys Herbert: love how you're all really making the story your own

Frank Herbert: anyway there's politics happening on dune Poe: i thought we already did this bit King: yeah frank you said if we sat through the political intrigue we'd get to see the worm Herbert: YOU'LL SEE THE WORM WHEN I'M GODDAMN READY OKAY

Barker: WORM Herbert: no no Barker: WORM! Herbert: not again Barker: c'mon everybody! say it with me! WORM! Poe: King: Lovecraft: Koontz: Koontz: worm Barker: Yeah!! now you got it! Koontz: WORM Koontz: WORM!!!

Barker: that's the spirit! now steve King: WORM! Barker: howard Lovecraft: WORM! Barker: edgar Poe: Barker: c'mon edgar bro don't leave me hanging Poe: Poe: okay fine Poe: WORM! Barker: now we're cooking!

Herbert: look i know you all like the worm but here's something even better than the worm Herbert: so the Bene Gesserit have this special box Edward Lee: haha hell yeah bro Herbert: see, you gotta put your hand in the box Lee: haha hell YEAH BRO

Angela Carter: hey everyone what's happening King: frank was just telling us about this special box that you put your hand into Carter: oh yeah i know all about that King: what? Carter: nothing Carter: just Carter: nothing, never mind, just go on with the story

Herbert: ok see you put your hand in this box and it's the worst pain a man can endure Carter: oh yeah the pain A MAN can endure Carter: cuz we all know the incredibly high threshold of pain that men have Herbert: Herbert: well, it really hurts ok

Herbert: it's literally the worst, most unendurable pain Mary Shelley: i bet i could endure it Herbert: um no you couldn't Shelley: yeah but i could endure it Herbert: NO you couldn't Shelley: Shelley: bet i could

Shelley: i'm not scared of some fuckin nerd box Shelley: i'd stick my hard in that box so hard Shelley: like, ALL the way into that fuckin box Patricia Highsmith: [immediately inhaling cigarette down to ashes]

Herbert: but if you take your hand out of the box you get stabbed w a gom jabbar Shelley: anyone tries that and i'd fuck em up Herbert: you don't even know what a gom jabbar is!! Shelley: i don't need to know Herbert: [to King] she doesn't even know what a gom jabbar is

[mistysblueboxstuff]

"Those who tell the stories rule the world"

[tygerland]

Jared Lyon Purgatory. 2013.

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TODAY'S ANTHEM #188

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Stephen Lynch: Lion

If I haven't brought up Stephen Lynch before, you need to go listen to a guy who loves music first and freaking people out with a morbid sense of humor second. Here's my second favorite song by him, a simple ditty about the hardest choice a het/bi woman has to make: the chivlarious nice guy or the dick-head? We'll never know who she picked...

Song Score: 1996/10

[carcosa-commune]

the other ignored message is dont have kids, they'll only be a liability during the oncoming Terror

[salembehindbars]

Just downloaded Letterboxd, get ready for me to be insufferable.

[deadlymistletoe]

If any of you are Harry Potter fans you may appreciate this: I’m meeting Evanna Lynch AKA Luna Lovegood this weekend!

I know for certain most of you will appreciate this: Stephen Hunter AKA Bombur will also be there, which is definitely a bonus!

[roseillith]

CHOCOLATE BABIES (1996) dir. STEPHEN WINTER

[laderniereseancedecedrique]

FUBAR (2023)(Saison 1)

Luke et sa fille Emma se sont menti pendant des années et ignorent qu'ils travaillent tous deux pour la CIA. Une fois qu'ils apprennent tous les deux la vérité, ils réalisent qu'ils ne savent rien l'un de l'autre. Ensemble, ils vont partir en mission à l'étranger.

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Desert Planet 2

Frank Herbert: hey man Fitz James O'Brien: hey Herbert: so uh Herbert: you got any more of that Herbert: special stuff? O'Brien: maybe O'Brien: why don't you sit down and play some mariokart with me for a while

[later, at space coven] Frank Herbert: [manic, nose running] so there's a special drug that makes you hallucinate so hard you can fold space Herbert: its made out of worm shit and it will turn you into a salamander

Herbert: also they have to use the space cocaine to fly cuz computers are haram Herbert: hey is anyone eating this san pedro cactus? Jules Verne: what? no Herbert: anyone mind if i…?

Verne: you know, frank, people usually process that before they eat it Verne: you know to get at the Herbert: [chomping san pedro cactus] yeah the mesaline i know Verne: maybe take the spines out at least Herbert: no no the stabbing gets it into your system faster

Herbert: everyone wants to own this drug Herbert: cuz whoever controls the spice Herbert: controls the universe Herbert: shit, that's pretty good Herbert: quick, someone hand me a pencil, i gotta write that one down

Jules Verne: alright hot shot Verne: so you say whoever controls the spice controls the universe Verne: well answer me this Verne: this spice Verne: does it flow? Herbert: [desperately patting pockets] for the love of christ someone hand me a pencil!!

Herbert: so like everyone is fighting over arrakis Herbert: to get the spice, you know Robert Heinlein: yeah! Yeah!!! fighting!!! yeah! Herbert: that's right Herbert: POLITICAL fighting Heinlein: Herbert: ooo there's so much intrigue Heinlein:

David Lynch: the dark in the deep, the eyes in the snail Herbert: really? a movie of my book? Lynch: the dark in the deep Herbert: oh yeah it's called dune

Herbert: you know, arrakis, dune, desert planet Herbert: and here's the important thing-- Lynch: the eyes in the snail Herbert: exactly! Herbert: NOT A DROP of water Herbert: NOTADROP!!!

Lynch: the dark in the deep the eyes in the snail Herbert: thanks for all coming to this screening of lynch's dune movie Herbert: i'm sure you'll all- Jules Verne: SHOW US THE WORM! Robert Heinlein: WE WANT THE WORM! HG Wells: WORM! WORM! WORM!

Herbert: everyone just wants to see the worm Herbert: maybe they'll be more tuned in to my vision over at midnight society [at midnight society] Poe: WE WANT WORM! King: GIVE US WORM! Lovecraft: WHERE'S THE WORM? Barker: SHOW WORM, COWARD! Koontz: [banging pot] WORM! WORM! WORM!