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You know it always shocks me when assholes complain about bl's have sex scenes. Like??? Most media nowadays have sex scenes?? Do you how many times I've seen a TV show with at least 3 sex scenes (okay I swear I won't say sex scene anymore lmao) but honest gays are kinky too my guy.

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Ugh I feel so weird. I've been reading twilight for like 3 or 4 days and I'm only on chapter 4. Normally I would be done with it by now but I'm having such a mental block. The book is much better then the movie. There's no doubt about that at this point. I actually kind of love Bella and Edward. But I think I'm dragging my feet because there's nothing I hate more then a love triangle. First of all I think Jacob is a whiny baby.(at least in the movies) so I'm really not excited to watch him follow her around like a lost puppy dog. Secondly I know ahead of time that he's gonna imprint on her literal newborn child so huge mental block. I know a lot of people like Jacob and I might once I'm introduced to book him but as of right now I loathe the creep. I need to kick my ass in gear at this point.

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Call me crazy but if someone saved me from getting crushed by a van I wouldn't care at all how they got there so fast. Bella is to curious I swear🤣

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Now I may be jumping the gun but I kinda don't like Bella's mom?? I honestly have no idea why. I'm only on chapter 2 but still. She gives immature vibes. Like Bella is the parent and Renee is the teenager?

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Ah Bella. The humiliation of crying out of anger is real as hell. I feel you my guy. Fucking Eddie boy. What an asshole. She's stringer then me tho tbh I would have burst into tears the second that asshole started acting the way he did.

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Why is Bella so goddamn judgmental? Of all the things I was expecting while reading the books it wasn't her saying the cullens names are old or her pointing out that Edward's hair is unusual. Which is funny and hypocritical considering her name can be considered old too!

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I'm reading twilight for the first time and I'm only like 7 pages in and I already think Bella has more of a personality then I was expecting. Thank god for that too, I was worried she would be as dreary in the books. But I will say some of the things she thinks are so bitchy lmao

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Okay so I want to say something and i really hope it makes sense. I love strong independent women. I love women who don't need a man to save them. Women that want to rule the world. I love that. But I also want little girls to know that it's okay not to be like that. It's okay to be soft and girlie. It's okay to want to be saved. To be protected rather then protect. I want them to know that they can be soft and still be valid? Like I'm not sure how that's coming across but I just want my niece's to know that they can be strong. But they can also not be?? God I don't know if that makes any sense lol

Lmao please don't come for me for the spastic as fuck tagging my mind went totally blank. I'll come back and fix it I swear😭😅

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I've never seen a fandom so filled to the brim with smut like the jujutsu kaisen fandom 😭😭 absolute filth.

I love it.

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The thing for me about jujutsu kaisen is I'm not enjoying it anymore. Season one I loved. I was so happy. But not that we've gotten season 2 it's just too much. Like I read the manga but only to the shibuya arc. That shit destroyed me. Now don't get me wrong I'm not shitting on the story at all. I love these characters with all my heart and the whole thing about the story is that it just isn't for me. I'm not built for stories like this apparently lol. Now fanon jujutsu kaisen I fuck with. But canon? No thank you.

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Final part of reading mdzs. I've now watched, read, and listened to every version of this story and I haven't once gotten tired it. I feel so much love for these characters it's not even funny. Even characters I don't like I love because they help make this story all that it is. Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian own my heart. Every inch of it. It makes me so sad that it's technically over but I've got fanfics to read thank the gods. I recommend these books and I will always recommend these books. I'm now moving on to svsss which I'm very very nervous about because I have know absolutely nothing about those books so wish me luck!

(Credit goes to @moobiess)

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Part 10 of reading mdzs these two better stop. If they dont I really will shed tears of pure jealousy. Lan Wangji made Wei Wuxian dinner because he knows that he doesn't like bland food!😭😭😭 Now Lan Wangji wants too learn how to make lotus root pork rib soup for him??? Im dead. Im dying. I've always known that these two were so sweet I need to see a dentist but it's kill me!

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Part 9 of reading mdzs. Okay so I know this is controversial but I don't think Jiang Yanli is a very good sister. Like don't get me wrong I love her but I feel as tho she was pretty mediocre as a sister. If my brother was being talked about and treated the way wei wuxian was I'd do a hell of a lot more then have one sternish conversation with some asshole. She stood up for him like once. Does she love him? Yes. Was she the only person in the Jiang family to actually treat him as though he was part of the family? Yes. Did she protect and defend him when he needed it the most? In my opinion no. And even when it comes to Jiang Cheng she wasn't a very good sister. In the end she kind just left them out to hang I guess???

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I think about this post all the time. It aged very well in my opinion🤣🤣

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Part 8 of reading mdzs I lied. There is nothing innocent about Wei Wuxian. The insatiable little devil

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Part 7 of reading mdzs the amount of smut in the 5th book is giving me whiplash lmao. Don't get me wrong I'm living for it but we went a solid 4 books without anything but one kiss and now.... This incense burner is something else for sure. Also the fact that Wei Wuxian's dream was just him and Lan Wangji being all cute and domestic. Living together in a cabin and then you have Lan Wangji...who is absolutely filthy. Poor dream Wei Ying 😂

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Part 6 of reading mdzs aaaand I'm back. Jiang Wanyin you bitch.