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What camera mod do y'all like to use? There's a few out on nexus, but I'm uncertain which one to choose, or if I should be looking elsewhere. Also, is switching to WASD movement a hard requirement?
Any tips and/or advice would be lovely, but do not feel obligated =) Mostly just looking to chat with the other Gale girlies =)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 gale#gale bg3#would like to take better screenshots#and make friends#step three: profit#according to the rules of acquisition#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep
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actually yes, i do think i could realistically pull chuuya nakahara, and here’s why:
her name is kima ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)
#step one: train kima to run up to well dressed 5’3 redheads#step two: initiate a meetcute where i accidentally let go of her lead#step three: profit#chuuya nakahara#chuuya#bsd#bungo stray dogs
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i have just unlocked unlimited power (made maiz a face sprite)
#step one: be engaged#step two: call your fiance 'dude'#step three: profit#(?????)#cornyletter#corn vamp boy <3#self insert#maiz#dalv#selfship
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She likes to play with her food. If a dying god is stupid enough to get attached to their single follower, then maybe she can win two birds with a single stone.
@alexis-royce
#nonplatonic forms#step one: take advantage of the mindreading he does to his mortal by having the mortal dream of torturing and killing him#step two: let them both reel from the uncertainty of if it was a nightmare or catharsis#step three: profit#step four: get spritzed by rakove like a misbehaving cat#anyway I’m neutral on how this came out#I hope this monster lady comes back like a chekovs gun#to feast on the suffering of the audience
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wait did we (the good omens fandom) crowley ourselves???
Us: imagines canon confirmation for aziracrow so hard for years, endlessly bullies neil gaiman on tumblr dot com, begs and pleads and manifests
Neil: fine. un-baits your queers
bonus:
every time #good omens trends for no reason
#us: so thanks to three computer hacks selected bribery and moving some markers across a field one night#the angel and demon relationship on tv which was supposed to look like this: (profitable bait never confirmed)#will instead look like this: 🏳️🌈😇😈🐍✨✨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🥰❤️🏳️🌈✨❤️#us when we step on the very rake we set down and continue to do so for the next eternity:#*shocked pikachu face*#good omens#go#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#crowley#neil gaiman#good ineffable omens#ineffable fandom#good omens memes#goomens#gomens#extraaa
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Just give me Master Who, they could be fun (and occasionally not fun) little specials, tell me you can’t hear that line???
(Also: enby spotted)
Alright if you don’t want to go deranged over a short story again, piss off, spoilers from this point onward, damn you @corallapis etc. etc. but for better or worse at least it’s not as long as The Master And Margarita.
Anthology is Twelve Angels Weeping by Dave Rudden, specific story Anything You Can Do, and if you’ve gone to the contents to find the page that story’s on, you already get the initial “spoiler” for what we’re starting with here I assume.
So “spoiler” gate for that
3, 2, 1
Hello baby, glad every writer is on the same page with you now. How’s the cosplay/larping/transition going? Seems not well.
#doctor who novel: twelve angels weeping#anything you can do#by dave rudden#step one: keep writing master who short stories like pilot episodes#step two: ???#step three: profit
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Skull being so into Tsuna is giving me life
Skull had always liked Tsuna.
At first it was an acknowledgment of mutual misery (read: Reborn), then it was the fact that Tsuna had freed them, then it was the fact that above all else Tsuna was kind.
Tsuna who smiled at him. Tsuna who laughed and dragged him along with the group. Tsuna who protected him from Reborn and Colonnello.
Skull hated that he had been too slow to find place in that sky. Hated that once again the only person who was kind and strong enough for his clouds already had that place filled. Hated that he cared as much as he did whether or not Tsuna would ever be able to harmonize with him when Tsuna’s friendship was all that should have mattered.
Then Tsuna got sick. Then they learned that Tsuna needed more guardians to live. Then Tsuna turned them all down, believing they were offering out of obligation.
Well, Skull had never been one to give up easily. He wouldn’t have been much of a stuntman if he was the type to back down from a challenge.
So, once Tsuna was back on his feet after his first attack (paler than he had been, thinner, eyes constantly orange and skin too hot to the touch no matter how many cool compresses the others pressed to his brow) and nearly at the end of his rope with all of his current and hopeful guardians fussing over him, he did what any proper cloud should and spirited his sky away to rest for a while.
Tsuna blinked when he heard the roar of Skull’s bike, blinked again when Skull pushed his visor up to shoot a mischievous grin at him before tossing a spare helmet.
“Hurry up before they catch us!”
Already they could hear thudding footsteps approaching.
Tsuna looked over his shoulder, then laughed, bright and free and so like his old self that it made Skull’s chest ache. A moment later the tenth boss of the Vongola was pressed against Skull’s back a too thin arm wrapped around his waist as a laughing voice urged him to “Go, go, go!”
The bike roared as he tore away from the other guardians not quite loud enough to cover their shouts and snarls and demands to known what the fuck he was doing. Fortunately it also wasn’t loud enough to cover the sound of Tsuna’s laughter as he pressed himself even closer to use Skull as a windbreak.
Let the others have their own schemes and plots to woo their sky. Skull had his own and he would be damned if he let any of the others ruin it.
#the elf talks#reborn#katekyo hitman reborn#skulls plan: 1) steal Tsuna 2) don’t get murdered by the others for stealing Tsuna 3) profit?#he does actually very much have a step three but this one was starting to get long so enchants#sky sickness au
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yes chef heard chef im free on tuesday chef please call me on tuesday when i am free CHEF
#the bear#sydney amadu#carmy berzatto#richie jerimovich#step one cast ppl with extremely compelling faces step two just have them yell at each other for ten episodes step three PROFIT#my art tag
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thrilling finale to the pants saga
#my art#anthro#anthro art#furry#furry art#step one put on your big hoodie#step two ???#step three profit (getting hugged on the couch)
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maybe if i want something badly enough i’ll be able to cosmically summon it into my life lmao
#step one get top surgery#step two find a bf#step three profit#transmasc#genderqueer#androgyne#nonbinary#achillean#nblm#mlm#top surgery#top surgery art#my art#comrade bestie
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Imagining that shortly after the clip shown at SDCC, Jester and Fjord run into Beau in an attempt to hide from (presumably) Lord Sharpe. In the moment, Fjord starts talking with his normal accent, but a moment later he clears his throat and the random selection wheel in his head lands on the Texblade accent
#how to throw off#the guards in nicodranas:#step one: meet adorable tiefling and run and hide with her after accidentally killing a guard#step two: use new accent you’ve randomly decided on to convince the guards#you’re not who they’re looking for#incidentally discover your ability to disguise self#step three: profit???
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job hunting is actually such a specific form of psychological torture. just give me money and health insurance pls I want to focus on writing fanfic again........
#step one get job. step two move out from place with shitty neighbor to start job. step three profit#like to be clear the job hunting would have been happening regardless of shitty neighbor but she does add a certain impetus to hurry tf up#if I could focus (not have shitty neighbor) I could both get more job app done and also probably actually write stuff in the meantime#alas.#save me new MLIS degree. save me.#personal#(fine to rb tho)
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Tfw you know the name of a celebrities secret spouse and you can't tell anyone because they haven't and you wanna respect their privacy but you've also never had a cooler secret or uncovered the answer to a cooler mystery in your life and you're in pins and needles hoping he opens up about his husband, and maybe about his Ex wife.
#it's Con O'Neill#not the husband#well one of the husbands#the one who is a celebrity#is Con O'neill#buy me a coffee#is this not a relatable feeling?#just me?#nope#I'm just enough of a loser this is my lifes accomplishment#step one Obsess over OFMD#Step Two Get really obsessed with Con O'Neill#step three uncover his secret spouse#step 4 ???#step five Profit? pls? I'm so poor#for legal reasons this is a joke
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I'm still toying with the idea of making Sleipnir the actual hidden eikon because their dynamic would be so funny this way. My blogs are an exploration of: how much can i push my headcanons without going straight into whacky portrayal valley.
#| OUT OF CHARACTER |#|| trying to figure out 'logistics'#|| sleipnir chooses his odin and to wake odin up fully you have to pour sleipnir's essence into a horse?#|| step one: kill previous odin to free sleipnir's essence#|| step two: pour sleipnir's essence into YOUR horse#|| step three: profit
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Apparently I have a very specific set of skills (befriending midwestern butches)
#step one: let them carry stuff for you#step two: go ice skating or some other winter sport#step three: bring up the poem I’m Going Back To Minnesota Where Sadness Makes Sense#drink beer throughout#=profit#personal#me: hey M i feel like you’d like this poem. them: I would die for you
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Writing self indulgenent stuff is easily an excuse to make Cutter be so stupidly in love and smitten and I think that's very funny
#only 4 me <3#it's not even out of character bcz we literally have no clue how he'd been if he'd been a giant sap#and I find that amusing#sometimes you're just gay for a character and you make them a gay little partner and then you make the aforementioned be totally lovestruck#three steps to profit#just like to imagine him being more relaxed and casual around someone he trusts#rambles
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