#steals your food

[profounddestinyrebel]

Tim can say the most outrageous and unhinged things when he's not worrying about how it will be perceived. The more responsible the person, the less likely he will do it in front them. The less responsible the person, the more likely and more importantly often, he will it in front of them.

Which is why he doesn't say these things to Alfred but does say them to Cass.

No, I don't accept arguments.

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Steph: Do you ever think it’s weird that paper technically has six sides but we can only use two of them effectively?

Tim: The other four are for bloodshed.

Steph: …

Jason: …

Dick: …

Duke: …

Cass: He is not wrong.

Damian: Agreed, he’s actually onto something for once.

[sleepire]

I'm so normal abt my ocs for suresies

[spottedgardeneelstan]

you’ll hear me howling outside your door

[addlepine]

( ⚠️ SPOILERS IDK? ⚠️) scar skin redraw from skinmc!!

[stormyblue90]

Meanwhile, in the 501st barracks...

Fives: opens fridge, takes out a container labeled ECHO'S FOOD! DO NOT TOUCH! 8 Nuna wings, 27 Fries

Fives:

Fives: 😈 Hehehe takes ONE (1) wing

Duel of the Fates begins to play in the background

Fives: ....Why do I hear boss music?

Echo: standing behind him

[starry-bi-sky]

how do you clone a fey? that's trick question; and fey love those!

@the-navistar-carol (<333) brought up a good point while I was talking about my changeling danny au with her -- Dani! How would she exist in this au? Danny's a changeling - a fae. How would Dani, a clone of him, be created? How do you make a fey? Not through any means that Vlad is doing; you can't make a fey through unnatural means, considering the Fair Folk are nature. And Vlad's not a fey himself -- he's a halfa, even if he could make a fey, it's not in his best interest too. He's a powerful ghost, but even the weakest fae can overpower the strongest ghost. He won't want a clone of Daniel to be more powerful than him.

(In a three tier hierarchy it goes Ancients -> Fae/Mythos -> Ghosts. They all live in the Infinite Realms, but on different Planes. The fae live above the Ghost Zone in the Fey Wild, while the Mythos live beside the Wilds or down in the ghost zone depending on where they are. Places like the Frozone, the Athens Acropolis, and other such large islands climb throughout all three Planes.)

(While Ghosts can travel into the Fey Wild, its generally advised against as the ectoplasm tends to manifest differently there due to close contact magic. It can make it rather disorientating for a ghost, and as human spirits, the Fae living there would jump them faster than they could blink. So unless you're willing to play mind games with 'steal thy name eat thy face' fae, most ghosts keep out of the way of the Wilds. Fey can travel down into the Ghost Zone, they just don't bother.)

That's of course, not taking into account if Vlad even knows Danny's a fae himself. Vlad doesn't ring me as someone who really cares much about ghost culture or the going ons of the GZ. He might be aware that fae exist, but the moment he realizes he can't use them for personal gain he just doesn't bother with them. The risk is greater than the reward, and he'd rather not get eaten. But lets assume he's aware by now that Danny is fey, and has to take that into account while cloning him.

So, how does Dani exist? Good question! Honestly; i'm not sure. She might not exist at all, or if she does, she's more halfa than fey. Vlad would need a lot of human dna and ectoplasm to balance out all that fae magic. He manages to steal DNA from Jack and Maddie to do it, and since Jack's fey ancestry is very dormant its much easier to use alongside Danny's DNA.

In turn, it results in a little girl whose more human-ghost hybrid than clone. With that little extra boost in fey magic making her not a fey, but still relatively powerful. Dani is less of a clone and more of a lab-grown little sister. It's a rather tedious, complex process that has Vlad tearing his hair out trying to figure out. But he does eventually figure it out.

[glorfindelridesagain]

[phantom-z0ne]

"Billy wasn't sure what the creature ransacking his train car was.” Alternatively, Billy feeds a stray and ends up with a roommate.

WC: 1215

Serendipity (n): the occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way.

Billy wasn't sure what the creature ransacking his train car was. Granted, the train car wasn't in the most hidden place ever, but he had made sure to ward it against most creatures. The ward would have made one unable to see the train, and if they somehow saw it anyways, they would have been turned around. He usually was pinged if anything passed his wards, which was why he was so blindsided to see something moving around in his train car. It seemed that this one had slipped through his protections. 

The creature was strange and almost hard to look at directly. Its blinding white hair moved independent from the wind and twined around its long, pointed, mint colored ears. It was also small, small enough that Billy thought it could comfortably fit into his cupped hands, and wearing some sort of skin tight suit, black with a stripe of silver along its torso. Or what appeared to be its torso, Billy couldn't really tell when its lower body faded into a long tail.

From his perspective, it seemed to be rummaging through where he usually hides his food, showing slivers of its white paws. Did it pass through the barriers he set because it was hungry? 

Billy approached the creature quietly, making sure not to get too close, he wouldn't want to startle it. His efforts were in vain though as the creature snapped its head towards him. It's glowing eyes like headlights, as if staring into Billy’s soul. The green in its eyes swirling hypnotically as the creature bristled at his presence. 

Billy watched, amused but vigilant, as the creature puffed up like a cat. Even going so far as to swat a couple times in his direction. So far, it was quite harmless, but the buzzing in the back of his head that he usually equated to Solomon told him to be careful.

Billy slowly dropped to his knees, mindful of the creature's reaction, and shifted his bag to his front. He shuffled through his bag and brought out the small piece of jerky he was saving for later, sliding it slowly towards the creature.

The creature tilted its head, staring at the jerky suspiciously before taking a few steps to paw at it. It apparently passed its test as it devoured the jerky surprisingly fast for its small size. While it seemed to be starving, thankfully it didn't reflect onto its body. It wasn't gaunt or thin, but actually quite plump. Perhaps it just didn't eat for a day or two? 

Billy took a small step forward, then a few more when he realized the creature was focused on eating. “So,” He began softly, the creature startling as if it was just realizing he was so close. “What are you doing here, little guy?”

It stared at him silently before once again tilting its head. It was cute, Billy realized. The chubby cheeks and button nose paired with big, shiny eyes made it endearing to look at. His expression melted slightly as he took a closer look at the creature.

The creature's ear flicked as it padded up to him, paws on Billy’s knees. It let out an unintelligible sound, layered and harsh to Billy's ear, yet somehow melodious. Billy blinked, not expecting that noise. The creature looked at him almost expectantly, eyes shining brightly.

Billy hesitantly brought his knuckles closer to the creature, feeling its cold nose as it sniffed him. It was clearly unimpressed and trilled for more food. Billy chuckled under his breath as he brought another piece of jerky to the needy creature. It gobbled it up swiftly, looking up at him and once again begging for more, its eyes almost sparkling.

Billy folded under the cuteness overload and retrieved a sandwich from his bag, splitting it in half. He was worried that it would eat more than it could handle if he kept feeding it. He knew very well what that felt like.

The creature blinked at him, once, twice, before giving him a small, pleasant trill and headbutted his fingers. Billy cautiously set his hand over its silky hair? Fur? All he knew was that it felt divine, though not in the godly way. 

“What are you?” Billy asked as he wove his fingers through its hair, genuinely curious on what species the creature was. He had inputted a lot of creatures in his ward but he had no clue what this one was. The tingling at the back of his head spoke otherwise, Solomon knowing very well what it was. He could transform and ask Solomon, since he couldn't really speak to him unless he was Captain Marvel, but that would just scare the creature.

It gave him a look before resuming its lunch, finishing it in record time. Apparently, it deigned him worthy of its presence on his lap as it kneaded his legs then curled up onto them. The purring surprised him, pausing when the creature gave him an impatient look when he halted his ministrations on its hair.

He resumed, of course. Why wouldn't he? It was a nice reprieve from fighting villains as Captain Marvel and watching out for himself when he was on the streets. It was just a quiet moment between him and the strange creature that broke into his home. 

…He hadn't realized how lonely he was before this. 

He had friends, of course. Freddy, Tawky Tawny, and the Justice League. But… this just wasn't the same. As good as a friend Freddy was, he doubted that he would be willing to just sit and enjoy each other's company silently. Freddy was a huge superhero fan and couldn't help but talk about them in excitement. Not to mention his analyses on Billy’s techniques as Captain Marvel.

The Justice League wasn't any better. They had a professional relationship, thinking of him more as a coworker than a friend. The times he tried to deepen their friendship by inviting them out, he was unfortunately turned down. It seemed that they got along better when they were in battle than not.

Billy usually went to Tawky Tawny for advice, but Tawky Tawny never turned down the opportunity to just spend time in the other’s company. Unfortunately, those times were far and few between, usually because Tawky Tawny was traveling or busy with something else. 

With this creature— he’d have to name it eventually, Billy thought absently—all that was expected of him was companionship, nothing more.

Billy felt a cool paw pat his face, the creature looking up at him concerned. His eyes widened before he let out a huff, ruffling its hair. The creature let out a disgruntled chuff and phased through his hands then batted at them, settling down once more on his lap once it was done. 

It hadn't been with him long, all he had done was give it some food, and it was already trying to comfort him. Admittedly, it wasn't the best comfort, it stopped once he focused on it, but it wasn't something he expected from a creature he met not an hour ago.

Billy smiled, eyes soft. Perhaps it could stay, if only for a while.

Whipped this up in a couple hours while trying to get out of my funk 

Thanks for reading!!

Ao3

[whirling-fangs]

@tsukuharuko ♥'ed for an Inu/yasha verse starter!

Ever since Inosuke had picked up that weird shiny rock, the world had gone crazy.

Inosuke had been lured in by the shine of it. It was brighter than any acorn he had found before, so bright that it even seemed to keep on shining after the sun had disappeared. That was the sole reason why Inosuke had gathered it in the first place... but he had never imagined that so many creatures would be after it.

At first, he rather enjoyed all the attention. The shiny rock had brought many strong opponents to him, and he had defeated every single one of them... until he fell into that odd cavity in the ground. He figured it was the entrance to a cave, where he could recover from the injuries he'd sustained, but the ground kept getting further and further.

Until he found himself in that horrible, horrible place.

It was too loud. Humans crawling all over the place, machines that blew smoke and roared louder than a bear. He couldn't feel any youkai coming after him anymore, but this was worse. Way worse.

Inosuke leapt to the rooftops, unsure where to even look for shelter, when a peculiar smell caught his attention. In his panic, he hadn't realized how hungry he was. The smell came from the house below him, wafting from an open window. Inosuke dropped inside without a noise, a grubby hand reaching for the steaming pot... when he felt it. A presence behind him. He had been so focused on the food that he failed to feel it coming.

[bara-izu]

「 ✦ Halion Sunblaze ✦ He/Him ✦ Tiefling ✦ Neutral Good ✦ Paladin - Oath of Devotion ✦ Dawnbringer of Lathander✦ 」

Halion is a gentle giant with a heart of gold. A little naive to the world, he's learning to trust his own judgement to keep his friends and those in trouble, safe.

[hashtagonlyingotham]

#Onlyingotham So it has only been two weeks since I moved here and I left some baking goods on my balcony and went back inside to the kitchen for my coffee. When I go to the balcony, I see freaking RED HOOD AND MOTHER LOVING ROBIN DEVOURING MY QUESITOS. I MOVED HERE BC THE RENT WAS CHEAP AF AND LEAVE PUERTO RICO, NOT FOR FREAKING VIGILANTES TO STEAL MY FOOD AS SOON AS I TURN MY BACK

ㅤ

[binah-beloved]

it's May.

Mermay.

deep sea mermaid Binah with long fins and sharp teeth and blackened claws. Binah who delights in luring humans to their deaths on the sea. Binah who follows your little fishing boat around, keeping a watchful eye on her human, making sure you don't run into anything or anyone that wants to harm you.

[ryan-waddell11]

he’s a growing boy

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Kanaya: *Stumbles Into Eridan In Her Kitchen Uninvited*

Kanaya: What Are You-

Eridan: i wwas just… checking out. your vvarious. food. items. as I wwas. quite. a bit. peckish.

Kanaya: Were You Going To Steal From Me?

Eridan: i just wwanted a nibble of wwhatever you wwere havvin but it turns out this grubtoast isnt actually edible

Kanaya: Unfortunately, It’s Just A Decoration.

Eridan: oh you and your clevver prankster shenanigans havve got me again!

Kanaya: …I Would Not Define Many Of My Activities As “Prankster Shenanigans”.

Eridan: so howwvve you been? wwhats up wwith you?

Kanaya: Well I Hear There Is A War Between The Newly Forming Teams, Better Be Careful.

Eridan: wwell, exactly, there are many things you might need to protect yourself in this wwar. for example, this cool wizardy fireball charm

Kanaya: So You’re Just Giving Me This- Is This A Bribe, Eridan?

Eridan: its not. so much. a bribe. as. a wway of defendin yourself. specifically defendin yourself from the other team once you join my side.

Kanaya: I’ll Think About It, Eridan, I’ll Think About It- Why Don’t You Just Go Down Here?

Kanaya: *Opens Secret Trapdoor In The Kitchen Floor*

Kanaya: Just Get In The Hole.

Eridan: wwhats in the hole

Kanaya: It’s Vriska’s Hole, It Leads To Vriska’s Hive.

Eridan: vvri- i don’t wwanna go in vvriska’s hole

Kanaya: Get In Vriska’s Hole

Eridan: okay goin in vvriskas hole. bye kan!

Kanaya: Goodbye!

Kanaya: *Starts To Walk Out Of The Room*

Eridan: oh wwoww wwhy is it so tight in here

Kanaya: *Barely Holding Herself Back From Laughter*

[takemetotheastralagain]

Subway reference? In MY Unova dlc?

[goldenargentavis]

Dude’s got a grape.