#steal your identity
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
This is 100% not a front for human trafficking. Nope, definitely not.
#bad Tumblr ads#are we gonna rob you?#steal your identity#?#commit tax fraud in your name?#who knows?
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
25K notes
·
View notes
Text
Thinking about the fact that Mabel and Dipper didn't know they had two great uncles.
Yeah they are 12 and at 12 I had a shotty understanding of my family tree- But really? Nobody brought up their great uncle? Stanley? Especially since they'll be staying with his twin brother, Stanford?
Shermie never went to Stan's fake funeral, which to me means the twos relationship was strained on some level. If Shermie is older that means his view of Stan was poisoned in some way, that even as kids they weren't close. If the Shermie is younger then he never even got to meet Stan and all he knew about him was how he failed his family. Hell, people probably barely mentioned Stanley TO Shermie.
The fact that Stan had become a black stain upon the Pines family name makes me so vividly upset. Stanley faked his death and the family just- seemingly decided to strike him from the record. To pretend he didn't existed to spare themselves the sadness and shame.
Stanford and Shermie Pines. The only children worth mentioning of Filbrick and Caryn Pines.
It was never Stanford that was lost to the world. It was Stanley, ever since he had to leave New Jersy- it was always him that had to be struck from the record. Change his name, change his state, change his affiliations, destroy the remains of ghost that was Stanley Pines. Kill him so the family doesn't bring him up, doesn't ask questions, stops asking "Stanford" about his twin.
I just keep thinking about the fact that since the day he made one single mistake all the way up until Ford walks out of that machine- Stanley Pines was killed and did not exist. And Stan himself had no one to blame, he had to play the part in his own demise- He is the only one who ever knew Stanley was alive and has been for decades.
He lives in the multitudes of every personality he's ever taken, all in the hope that he himself can stop being Stanley Pines.
#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#STANLEYYYYYY#STANLEY THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU STANLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#sharky rants#Just. Imagine the fucking shame you have to live with#the shame that you can never be yourself. That anything you were is unwanted and forgotten#The shame of just BEING- Of taking space of- of /breathing-/#Imagine the world; your friend; your family; your colleagues being so ashamed of having known you#that you feel more comfortable with a persona to present.#You feel more comfortable stealing the identity of someone you care for deeply if only to help#If only to feel capable for once. To feel like you belong- Like youre doing something good for once#Imagine the shame that brings you to be comfortable not being yourself for 40 years.#ALL CASE YOU BROKE ONE FUCKING PROJECT??????? COME ON#I mean- the deeprooted shame was started from earlier. He was 'the stupid twin“; 'the troublemaker”; “the cheat and thief”#This was a long time coming#But those werent MISTAKES- The one time he genuinely made a Mistake he lost everything#Like he really mattered so little to the people around him#and he cant really blame them.#My cousin is a genius. Hes smart and academically achieved since I was a baby.#The only thing I had that he didnt was my ability to draw. to be creative. The guy for the longest time had a better social life then me too#I used to get brought to tears seeing his accomplishments- seeing people praise him. The shame lived in me any time I had to see him#The shame that I was the black sheep of the family next to the golden standard for a son- for a student- for a friend.#when I was none of those things#And Im lucky he was my cousin- cause if he was my brother that would have haunted me EVERY DAY rather then once or twice a year#Im better with it now; Im more content with who I am- But trauma dump aside-#I very very very much understand Stans shame in being the stupid one. The unachieved one in a family full of achieved people#the shame thats angry at him for being better. at the family for treating him special. and most of all at yourself that you cant be better#its a visceral feeling that I sadly understand
837 notes
·
View notes
Text
KIMIKO & MIKO
also made one more secret santa gift for @nokonyu
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
I'm the reticent vampire of the Ninth Arrondissement. I walk the night capturing disappointment and regret as only the reticent vampire can.
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-)
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#iwtvedit#iwtv amc#louis de pointe du lac#iwtv spoilers#perioddramaedit#tvedit#tvfilmgifs#cinematv#filmtvcentral#dailyflicks#mine#idk i can't stop thinking of the implications of the hobby of photography#maybe i'm just crazy but this recurring theme of identity and cameras being in the scene. also armand saying put your camera down etc as if#the lens of the camera put some separation between him and the ppl around. photography as an escapism method also#and i find interesting how he chooses to take photos of random slices of the lives of human life and gets critizied for it#as if louis tries to have one last tie with humanity through photography..'stealing' it through a photo in this whole bigger picture of#vampire pride vs his desire to distantiate himself from it.#i don't remember exactly what jacob himself said but smth smth louis PLAYING the part of the recitent vampire#anyways much to say..also i just find him very cute with this photography hobby thing fsdkjfsdkj
563 notes
·
View notes
Text
Liu Er Mihou time!!!
#or at least I’m trying or2#my second designs are never as good as my first#I dunno how I feel about this but it’s the best I can do for now#liu er mihou#journey to the west#journey to the west fanart#six eared macaque#digital art#my art#jttw fanart#jttw macaque#guys did I at least bake#am I baking chat#I wanted him to contrast my swk design with cool tones#I dunno about the palette tho :/#I love mihou I wish they kept him in#damn you swk and your short fuse and murderous tendencies#big fan of the spared macaque blog on here#I wanna draw their macaque next I love their design for him he’s so cute and fluffy#covered his face cuz he steals identities#my skindeep symbolisms at play once again lol#lmk was cookin making him like a shadow chefs kiss on that concept
135 notes
·
View notes
Text
Okay, look, they talk to a Google rep in some of the video clips, but I give it a pass because this FREE course is a good baseline for personal internet safety that so many people just do not seem to have anymore. It's done in short video clip and article format (the videos average about a minute and a half). This is some super basic stuff like "What is PII and why you shouldn't put it on your twitter" and "what is a phishing scam?" Or "what is the difference between HTTP and HTTPS and why do you care?"
It's worrying to me how many people I meet or see online who just do not know even these absolute basic things, who are at constant risk of being scammed or hacked and losing everything. People who barely know how to turn their own computers on because corporations have made everything a proprietary app or exclusive hardware option that you must pay constant fees just to use. Especially young, somewhat isolated people who have never known a different world and don't realize they are being conditioned to be metaphorical prey animals in the digital landscape.
Anyway, this isn't the best internet safety course but it's free and easy to access. Gotta start somewhere.
Here's another short, easy, free online course about personal cyber security (GCFGlobal.org Introduction to Internet Safety)
Bonus videos:
youtube
(Jul 13, 2023, runtime 15:29)
"He didn't have anything to hide, he didn't do anything wrong, anything illegal, and yet he was still punished."
youtube
(Apr 20, 2023; runtime 9:24 minutes)
"At least 60% use their name or date of birth as a password, and that's something you should never do."
youtube
(March 4, 2020, runtime 11:18 minutes)
"Crossing the road safely is a basic life skill that every parent teaches their kids. I believe that cyber skills are the 21st century equivalent of road safety in the 20th century."
#you need to protect yourself#internet literacy#computer literacy#internet safety#privacy#online#password managers#security questions#identity theft#Facebook#browser safety#google#tesla#clearwater ai#people get arrested when google makes a mistake#lives are ruined because your Ring is spying on you#they aren't just stealing they are screwing you over#your alexa is not a woman it's a bug#planted by a supervillain who smirks at you#as they sell that info to your manager#oh you have nothing to hide?#then what's your credit card number?#listen I'm in a mood about this right now#Youtube
157 notes
·
View notes
Text
Eagle dance and Viper hehe
#identity v#第五人格#luca balsa#naib subedar#idv prisoner#idv mercenary#naibluca#sometimes you gotta YOINK the noodle#steal your future fiance#yoink and confess
104 notes
·
View notes
Text
"why is Bruce trying to be Nightwing, they should have let Tim or Jason do it" why does ANYONE else have to be Nightwing. Can't Dick have one thing that's just his
#genuinely i think dick would rather bludhaven think nightwing was dead#no one gets it. you guys don't have four younger siblings#i'm having flashbacks to the visceral rage of watching your younger sibling trying to get into one of your hobbies as a kid#like excuse you. that was MINE. i picked it first#do you know what it does to a person when your parents have you color-coded#if someone else steals Your Thing you will lose everything that makes you different and it's infuriating#it's a warzone in there.....you have to twist your identity into pretzel shapes to fight for a shred of individuality......#(and like. why would Tim or Jason WANT to be nightwing. that's their older brother and he's cringe)#oli rambles
71 notes
·
View notes
Text
every time i hear an ad for rocket money its like its coming from another dimension. who tf are you people that mystery money leaves your bank account and you dont IMMEDIATELY track that shit down. to the point that you're losing HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS to it. thats absolutely mindboggling to me.
#i mean i get it when the mcelroys pitch it#they are solidly upper middle class they buy random bullshit for the bit all the time#but regular folks?#you're out here with no idea where your money goes? what if someone steals ur identity or something?????
65 notes
·
View notes
Text
You know, from the perspective of the SVSSS world, Shen Yuan and the system would be regarded as Lovecraftian horrors if you think about it.
#idea dump#ramblings of a sleep deprived girl#mxtx svsss#svsss#scum villian self saving system#svsss was a Lovecraftian horror all along#transmigration is horror#there is a reason why there was never a SY identity reveal#you imagine the type of fear it would install in everyone#the fear that some unknown entity could just steal your body from you#and replace you with someone else to do its bidding#this happened to a peak lord yet no one noticed (or nobody really cared in the first place depending on who you ask)#whose to say this phenomenon isn't more common but it wasn't noticed because no one of importance was affected before#the amount of paranoia and distrust this reveal would generate everywhere would be astronomical#Basically SVSSS turns into Among Us on a much grander scale#I'm not even getting into any of the political fallout that would follow#but that's a post for another day#I'm full of unpopular opinions that'll keep to myself for now
54 notes
·
View notes
Text
chips gender to me is like. he just has other shit to worry about. better shit to do
#.txt#there’s gold to steal and swindle#‘what’s a pronoun’ ‘indicitive but not exclusive to your gender identity’ ‘stop swearing at me’#like he’s a guy but if directly asked he’d just shrug and make an idk noise#cis but a bit to the left#does anyone get what i’m saying here
284 notes
·
View notes
Photo
dad of the year
#dndads#dndads spoilers#nick close#nicholas foster#hermie the unworthy#+ jodie n normal#if someone has that url btw uh sorry for stealing your identity#this episode was so fucking funny#'hows it..... being.... lonely?'#'youre a real bitch'#'gottem'#i was WHEEZING what is his issue
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
do me a favor and do not give money to strangers in your ask box. ever
#yes even if they claim to be from Palestine.#i promise you no gazans are scrolling through your tumblr to beg for money.#these are scammers exploiting real world cruelty to tug at your heartstrings and steal your identity in the process.#and please#please please please#don���t fucking signal boost scams.#don’t give ‘people’ money you don’t know#especially online#this should be basic safety and netiquette
52 notes
·
View notes
Text
stand with palestine or kill yourself
#hey remember a few months back when people were defending noah schnapp for going to israel#yeah youre all going to hell now#remember when i said that shit was gross yeah that was because of whats fucking happening now#i see any noah schnapp defenders on this fucking app and im DOXXING YOU im not i dont know how but#weston coury voice Im Coming To Your House Im Stealing Your Parents Identity Im Finding You In Real Life#from the river to the sea#if my friends see this hi sorry im not back im just angry#free palestine
161 notes
·
View notes
Text
“potentially written by a queer person” oh so we’re MAKING UP a queer to defend the corporations now? we’re INVENTING a queer person to make homophobia okay now?
like okay let’s assume it was in fact a Queer who wrote the “fruity yet forbidden” line. that still does not change the fact that a corporation - a thing that has no identity or purpose outside of making money - used that ad copy in order to advertise their game. as you pointed out, disco elysium does contain the word faggot - would it be okay if the ad copy had said “use this to make faggots kiss”?
the usage of slurs in the game - which goes beyond just homophobic slurs, btw - is purposeful. it is meant to tell you something about the world, the people, and the themes. it is being used artistically. what is the artistic value of advertising a dollhouse mode as “fruity yet forbidden”? how does that interact with disco elysium as a story, as a piece of art? does it say anything more than “we wouldn’t let you kiss kim in the game, but we’ll give you permission now ;)” as if fans needed that permission in the first place? as if THE WRITING IN THE GAME is not the reason these “fruity” kisses were “forbidden” in the first place?
yes, disco elysium is a commercial product meant to make money. this is the unfortunate reality that artists live in, that it is very difficult to make non-commercial art and still make a living. but from that perspective, isn’t it *worse* that they would use the word “fruity” to ADVERTISE a game? isn’t it worse to use slurs for PROFIT?????
#posts by me#disco elysium#sry im fucking heated#f slur cw#if u defend corporations exploiting queer identity for cash im fucking stealing something out of your house
502 notes
·
View notes