#stay spun

[bizzareweird]

If you're 503 or Oregon hit me up.

If others places drop area codes...

[t-o-r-t-u-r-e-d-p-o-e-t]

I just did a lil line as a post-nap treat, and I am thoroughly enjoying the outcome of that lil line 😛

[99banshee]

Got the party just need a female to party with. 606 area code

[spuntotinahugethrobber]

I will now and forever say they should have let her live, and had Jesse take over the mantle as heisenberg jr....now THAT would be a great sequel I think.....do a prologue pilot where while he was being held by that eerily calm master race lookin muddaphucka, show how Jesse hallucinated Walt a lot, and how Jesse's mental projection of Walt is what got him through the captivity until Walts arrival and rescue.....skinny Pete and badger looked for him everywhere after the day they helped him with the El Camino, and finally find him randomly due to badgers mom winning an Alaskan cruise but being infirm, she gifts the trip for two to badger and Pete. They meet totally happenstance at a convenience store in Juneau or fairbanks, something. That would be good for at least another season or two? Thoughts?

[a-dash-in-the-middle]

wanting to visit the archives without looking like a fanatic bc nobody likes posting government documents online apparently

[quibbs126]

The idea of optic colors being influenced by different types/colors of Energon has come back to my brain, and I’ve written down a couple colors/types, so I just want to share. If anyone’s interested

So for starters, the color of the Energon matches the color the optics become. Second, the optics only become that color if the type of Energon they’re taking is the majority type in their systems. If you take med grade once, your optics won’t turn white. If it’s the main Energon you’re taking though, it will. The color can also change, but as a bot gets older, the more likely a certain color is going to stick even with a change of diet, and it takes longer to properly change

I don’t really know what the optic color would be if you take like, an even mix, but whatever

So let’s start

First we have blue Energon. This is the color of naturally occurring and standard processed Energon. It’s also the color bots start out with. It’s the most common type of optic color to have, since it’s from standard Energon, but it’s usually an indication a bot’s doing perfectly fine for themselves

Next up is yellow Energon, which I made up. This is oversaturated Energon, typically due to it being left out exposed in places with high concentrations of Energon in the atmosphere, such as Energon mines or refineries. While it gives more energy than blue, it’s really not healthy to be having in the long term. This is the type typically consumed by working class bots, especially the ones who work in Energon production, or poorer bots who can’t afford standard grade. There’s been some work in medical and ethical boards to discontinue the distribution of yellow Energon due to its negative effects, but it’s still the standard for the working class

By the end of things, you might be able to tell yellow’s the one I’ve thought most on. Granted, I’ve never figured what specifically the negative effects of yellow Energon are, other than generally causing weaker health

Anyways, next we have white Energon, which as I stated above, is med-grade. I don’t actually know what color med-grade is supposed to be, so it’s white here. It’s given additional nutrients for health and repair purposes. It isn’t the color of medical bot optics, but rather their patients. Due to med-grade being expressly for medical situations and not standard issue, white optic bots are rare. But if a bot does have them, it’s usually a sign of a long-standing or chronic disease, or just a sign a bot is gets into danger far too often

Now next up we have red Energon, which I have made synthetic Energon. I know it’s green in Prime, but I chose red specifically because it’s the main color of the Decepticons. Unlike blue, red is not made from natural Energon, but other components to best simulate it, which gives it a red coloring. I don’t really have a lot to say on what the color indicates about a situation, I more want to explain why I chose red, aka for the Decepticons. I think I came up with it with the idea that the Decepticons were banished from Cybertron, and/or a lot of the bots who later make up the Decepticons didn’t have access to natural Energon, which led to them creating their own synthetic alternative instead. Also, in g1 the Decepticons are constantly trying to make Energon from Earth resources, so you know, calls back to that

And the last one I’ve come up with as of now is pink Energon, aka high-grade. Sometimes Energon’s blue, sometimes it’s pink, so why not have high-grade be the other color? Anyways, this is the result of further refining of Energon that makes it taste far better than standard. Unfortunately, the taste tends to make it addicting, and in large quantities it tends to cause temporary glitches in the processor, so it’s meant to be taken in moderation. It’s also rather expensive due to the amounts of refining required to create. If someone has pink optics, they probably have an addiction to high-grade and should be encouraged off of it, or they’re a rich high-class bot who can afford to drink it in excess

And those are all the colors I have so far. Green and purple are still on the table for colors to use, I just don’t know what to do with them at the moment, since synthetic Energon’s taken and I’m unsure of if Dark Energon has a place in this, and what it’s supposed to do here. The mindset I’m writing these types of Energon with is that this is pre-war Cybertron, so I don’t think there’s a lot of Unicron involvement at this point

If anyone has suggestions for these other colors, feel free to say so. Or add in other colors, but other than orange I don’t really know what else to add, since it’s pretty much just brown and black left after that, which aren’t really colors for lights. I guess cyan? But that might just be classified as blue anyways

[slovo-ljubve]

I made this for a OC prompt on Bluesky but completely forgor to post it The prompt reminded me of this little scene I wrote but couldn't fit in the main story

The Exarch of Death and Fawn-eating butterflies

“Fawn, wait!”

Arno strode out to a glade, disregarding the cries that the thick trees behind him had already muffled. The glade stretched endlessly, mirroring the boundless sky, its sweeping green expanse encircled by the forest, which from the horizon could easily be mistaken for dense shrubbery. Fighting the stiff grass, he slowed to a stop. Wide eyes took in the scenery taken aback by the waves of green dancing under the wind’s caress. For a moment, he stood completely still, breathless, mesmerized by the silent beauty and the world completely unknown to the human touch that unfolded under his feet. He took few tentative steps, sharp grass catching the ends of his long skirt, when suddenly a burst of color dispersed around him. A dozen butterflies erupted from the ground beneath, fluttering their colorful wings in a playful dance. Arno spun slowly as butterflies encircled him, following their lead as if thanking them for a warm welcome. The butterflies dipped and soared, brushing past his hands and hair, and Arno allowed to be swayed by the delicate wings, to be part of this joyful, fleeting world.

“Stay just like that.” The voice, soft yet authoritative, was much closer now.

Arno hadn't noticed when Orfeo has settled into the grass by the forest’s edge. He was back in his human form, red locks brushing teasingly against his bare collarbones.

“Do you even know what those creatures are?” he asked, his sharp white fangs visible.

Confusion painted Arno’s face. “They are butterflies, right? I’ve seen them in the village,” he said in uncertain tone, knitting his brows. Few butterflies had by then landed softly on his clothes and in his hair.

“Wrong!” Orfeo roared. “They are the spawn of the Exarch of Death, a creature lurking in the shadows of these woods, with a taste for human flesh. Why do you think this place is so devoid of human presence?” His expression was deadly serious, a finger raised toward the sky in emphasis. “Much like their creator, they hunger for blood. Their shimmering wings lure in prey, only to devour them completely, leaving not even the bones behind. A slow and painful death one can’t escape.” Orfeo retrieved a booklet, thumbing through it until he found a blank page. With a piece of graphite, he began sketching the outline of a figure - long hair and a skirt swirling in the wind, just like the person standing before him.

Arno bristled, standing frozen in place - a futile attempt at dissuading the flesh-eating creatures. Cold sweat trickled down his back as he watched the demon’s casual demeanor, unnerved by the calmness. He remained motionless, helpless under the weight of Orfeo’s piercing blue gaze, which silently demanded him to stay still. He bit his lip, his eyes darting frantically in search of an answer . “But what should I... How do I...” he stammered, his voice breaking between sobs. A single butterfly, nestled in the raven hair, crawled slowly toward his face. Black eyes, brimming with tears, desperately sought the demon’s unwavering gaze . “Please, help me,” he cried out his voice trembling with fear and helplessness. In that moment, Orfeo rose and approached the frightened Fawn. He towered over Arno, a gentle smile softening his features, tenderness pooling from his eyes. Arno blushed as the demon cupped his cheek, wiping away the tear that had slipped down. With his other hand, he grabbed the Fawn-eating butterfly from Arno’s hair. In an instant, it burst into flames, its wings never to flutter again. Arno stared, dazed, his breath slowly calming .

“There’s no need for those tears, Fawn,” Orfeo murmured with a smile. “They’re just ordinary butterflies.”

[unproduciblesmackdown]

getting gnc with it out & about at math meetup (or wherever)

[graysongraysoff]

Ask Me About the Transformative Power of Yuuta Okkotsu's love for Rika Orimoto,

[clits-and-clips]

Do you see a difference in not smoking weed? I’ve been trying to cut down. I smoke like 3 spliffs a day if I’m really stressed lol and it’s going on 5 years since I started. I will admit, I have cut down a LOT imo. I used to chain smoke back to back like 6 or more a day especially when I was together with my ex. But what helps you get your mind off of smoking or trying to fight the urge?

Ah jeez, I quit the day he broke up with me because I thought maybe he would take me back lmao, but I wanted to quit for a long time before that so that made it easier. I'm definitely less agitated, less anxious but I still have anxiety. I was smoking all day every day for two years, before that it was every day but not consistent throughout. I've been reading a lot, but when I cant concentrate on that I just sit on my phone a lot or watch TV shows. To be honest I really don't know what's distracting me the most... probably all the appointments I've been forcing myself to go to. The main thing for me is my anger issues, I hate being an angry person and weed made it worse (because it stems from my anxiety) my advice would be I guess to find something that genuinely takes the focus off it. Reading (find a good series), TV, art, if you have pets play with them, reorganise your stuff and cull (did a lot of that moving back home), cleaning is a good one but I dont have the energy for it anymore. Sorry if this is long haha. Focusing on my pets is a big one cause I have to be more independent with it and do it myself. Gardening!!! Buy some plants and take care of them lol. My parents and siblings are a massive help and keep me distracted so if you have a good family or circle of friends ask for their help! Set small goals and work towards them

[timothyslucy]

so how am i supposed to feel about shauna? cause quite frankly i think she’s a sociopath, and not in the fun, silly, goofy way.

[pseudowho]

"--need to go--" kiss "--just for a minute, let me--" kiss "--go to the bathroom, I--" kiss "--god, you're a menace, I'll lift you onto this counter, and you'll stay there until I get back--" giggle, kiss.

You whispered filthy whispers against Kento's lips, playfully dragging him back to you by the collar each time he tried to release himself.

Half-huff, and half-kiss, he grumbled and spun you around as you laughed, gripping your hands behind your back and pressing you forwards against the counter.

"--unhand me, wife, or I'll tie you up--"

"--don't threaten me with a good time, Kento--"

"--truly-- truly incorrigible woman--"

You laughed again, arching back against him, and pressing his cock into the crease of your barely-covered arse until he moaned; in annoyance, or lust? You weren't sure. Perhaps both. You had the bit between your teeth.

Kento wouldn't put up with your shenanigans for much longer. He slapped your arse, jiggling it with a growl, and dashed past your swiping hands to the bathroom. You whined, then sighed to the sound of his victory chuckle, the bathroom door clicking closed behind him.

Silence-- for 30 seconds. A minute. Two minutes. Three. You called out, smirking.

"Doesn't take that long to pee, Ken--"

The bathroom door clicked open. A low, mulish grumble sounded from within.

"I...can't go."

You frowned, stifling a laugh. "What?"

"I can't go. I'm too hard. I...can't pee."

Bursting out into laughter was your downfall, and it broke down into panicked squeals as Kento stomped out of the bathroom after you, his lap tightly tented over his cock.

He tossed you onto the sofa, dragging you back by the legs when you tried to wriggle and escape, and pinning you beneath him with nuzzled growls to your throat.

"--thorn in my side-- too erect to piss, and other problems my wife causes--"

"--oh, no, whatever can we do to fix this--"

"--you're talking too much and wearing too many clothes, as usual-- come back here-- certainly one thing we can do to fix this, madam--"

[t-o-r-t-u-r-e-d-p-o-e-t]

[songweaver]

I'm really enjoying the story and characters in An Archdemon's Dilemma, but J-Novel Club really needs to up their translation game. If I have to read the phrase "span on the spot" one more time, I'm gonna seriously lose my shit >_<