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#started talking to this dude and right off the bat hes like i jjst got out of a 9 year relationship#like ok for sureeee thx for the honesty we can take things slow#then he goes but we’re still best friends#like hmm okay…not really healthy to be besties with ur long term ex if ur tryna close that chapter but who am i to judge#then!! goes#oh we also coparent our dog so i go to her place often to see him and we take turns keeping him#bruh#she is ur wife#go back home#stay off the streets
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My ideal radiostatic dynamic is:
Vox: Everyone's always like, Vox, how'd you bag a baddie? How'd you bag that baddie, bro?
Vox: I didn't bag SHIT. Alastor picked me up from my neck and threw me over his shoulder, and I've been on it ever since. And I ain't got no plans of getting off anytime soon.
#hazbin hotel#alastor#vox#radiostatic#staticradio#hazbin alastor#hazbin vox#this tiktok audio is radiostatic to me#Alastor just yoinked vox off the streets and now he lives there with him#mine#universe slightly to the left where they stay together and vox has an interview and this is his response#yes I'm adding this post to this universe now#Housewife Vox AU
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My senpai and I are very different people lmao she just suggested we take the 100¥ bus to save us less than 15 minutes walking and I'm like GIRL I am NOT paying ANY amount of money if I can reasonably walk there
#chough chatterings#like i have walked 1 hour each way to a classroom before to save myself ¥300#my colleagues are always like how do you afford to go travelling and i'm like. i just don't pay for things unless i absolutely have to#my company covers commuting costs but i don't have to actually prove i took the bus/train so i get an extra 〜3000¥/mo by walking#also my colleagues eat like bento or some nice rounded meal before work#whereas i - a goblin - will just eat an entire 80¥ bag of white bread i raided from the discount bin#i don't have any subscriptions like spotify or netflix. i rarely eat out. i don't drink alcohol. i only buy meat or fruit if it's discounte#and then when i do travel i stay in shitty 1-star hotels/hostels and eat like 4 bowls of rice from the included breakfast buffet#so then i don't have to eat lunch. and then i find cheap restaurants off the high street for dinner (i never go to the touristy areas)#but yeah now i have to find a polite way to tell senpai i'll meet her there bc i'm too much of a cheapskate to take the bus lmao
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It's closing in.
#It looks like the fog is cutting off the street I walk home on.#Guess I'll stay here tonight.#Well ... today.#liminal#liminal spaces
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In another universe Christine and Erik skipped town and they live happily together raising Gustave...
#poto#phantom of the opera#lnd#love never dies#christerik#erikstine#christine daae#erik poto#the phantom#gustave de chagny#i just be ramblin#Hey am I still hung up on Erik's dream in the book of just. Putting on a mask and getting married to his beloved and raising a kid and#having a normal domestic life?#MAYBE#Maybe I imagine a future where this worked out somehow#Where Erik has everything set up to live his perfect normal life#And honestly putting on that perfect mask turns out to be bittersweet as he doesn't...love it as much as he assumed#after all he'd only wanted to be accepted and to live normally rather than be feared (a wish to cover one's features out of a desire for#connection rather than a genuine hatred of them)#So I imagine Erik and Christine staying somewhere private or going on a private walk under the moonlight#and after such a long day‚ Christine tugs off the mask#And she looks him in the eyes and loves him‚ kisses him#Oh to be able to spend time with your family‚ the only people you can remove your mask around#And for them to accept you wholly as you are‚ love you as you are‚ even after hearing for so long that this kind of life was an#impossibility for you#Erik teaching Gustave how to play instruments and how to train the instrument that is one's voice#the two watching Christine sing on street corners as she used to do with her father (perhaps even playing for her)#They make me emotional....
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supernatural if it had been a sitcom. oh what we could've had
#they live in an appt building ofcourse#dean and sam are brother roomies <3 they got one of those insanely intricate appartments which they pay less than 700 a month for#ofc they first had to sell off their parents old house. maybe it starts with johns death. maybe john is a marine like icarlys dad and dean#moves sam and him into an apartment (2 stories + a basement) after he and cassie break up. all of dean's exes live in the appt by the way#castiel moves in and he and dean meet at the laundromat (also yes monsters demons angels etc. are still a thing but yknow theyre more goofy#than actually dangerous) crowley later moves in with castiel. sam goes to school fulltime but hes still being a dirty little bloodfreak#rowena runs the appt building. charlie lives one floor below them. kevin and linda live a few doors down. ALSO OF COURSE#jimmy lives there too but he went “missing”. castiel gets questioned CONSTANTLY. but it's always waved off#gabriel and anna sometimes visit and/or stay at the hotel across the street. Balthazar lives with castiel for a few eps#they still all die the same amount of times by the way#sjonnie.text
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My first animation ever (little preview) because the lyrics of this song is SO Jason Todd code
#“I just want to live/Both cry and laugh/ The sky will be the limit /If you stay off the street and the troubles /Never look back and go”#jason todd#red hood#giotanner#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#joker#this is so insanely jason tood code#batman and robin#dc robin#dceu#dcu#drawing#artists on tumblr#tim drake
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Whitty And Bf Personality Swap? Lovely Art By The Way, Truly Inspiring. ( ´ ∀ `)ノ~ ♡
hm I guess k, not feeling the most creative but here lol
idk lol
mostly based on this bc idk thought the vibes looked fitting in theory lmao:
#bombeep#whittyxbf#not the shippiest but eh still endgame so still tagging lol#personality swap sort of#couldn't think of much so just general silly vibes I guess ha#based on a very early point in time relationship-wise pre-friendship and all#like right after whitty'd reluctantly accepted bf's offer to stay at his place off the street at least for a lil bit#but still wanting nothing to do with him in general#while bf'd just try his best to make him chill out and relax with his charm and positive vibes but not succeeding very well just yet lol#so ye just imagining that scenario but swapping their places more or less vibe wise while they still look the same as usual counts right?#am not very creative sorry hope it's still passable lmao#bg kinda dumb but felt empty without any I guess so general vague shapes it is#yes I know bf looks too small scale-wise for it and whitty's probably way off too but at this point it's too much work to go back sorry ha#so yea sorry for general wonkyness lol#take it or leave it#enjoy or don't#whatever floats your boat#fnf au#fnf shipping#boyfriend#whitty#bf#I draw what I want#thanks for the suggestion#sorry that it's like 4+ months late ah well here it is anyways lol#stay groovy friendo
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Feeling pretty worn down today but I did at least do some sketches! I’ll clean these up when I get the energy </3
#my art#street fighter#vega#cody travers#i did at least stay true to my word and draw a cat maid#some body hcs with cody too#hopefully i shake off this funk and get these done sooner rather than later#ugh my sketches are so messy
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You know I had to do my own rendition of this eventually. It’s just too good to pass up :))
Attached is just the still image version (not gif) and then some behind-the-scenes initial sketch without puzzle pattern. Also the car had a nose for some reason…glad that I went back to the actual reference material to change it because the Puzzlemobile ain’t got one <<
#I’ve stayed up….way too late…drawing this stupid thing#(current time is past 12am)#this guyyyyy is ridiculous. a clown. a looser even. Would marry#THATS A JOKE I’M JOKING OF COURSE WH—it’s not my word against myself your just reading in between the lines too much#he’s got great taste in cars tho. pull up with em hot wheels on the road. who needs stoplights when you’re the cause for the slow traffic#rule the streets absolute king truly an inconvenience on everyone’s lives#gangster moment pulling up ready to pick up the boys in this slick ride#crime boss real#(sorry these are unintelligible thoughts I wrote down as Procreate titles when working on this)#(I’m just typing them out again here because why not lol)#why is he actally man spreading do you think his legs hurt from keeping them elevated off the road?#or maybe they’re just weightless#the dogs are out /j#eh I’d let him pick me up (THIS IS A JOKE A HONKING JOKE I SWEAR) /j#see the actual comedy is in the frantic deniability of the statement#and for some reason I thought it would be funny to do that same joke twice over….don’t know why probably lack of sleep taking now🧍#anyways this is the most productive I’ve been at making art wow huh. Puzzle fixation coming in clutch right now three arts in one day#achievement unlocked ✨#hplonesome art#mr. puzzles smg4#smg4 mr puzzles#puzzlemobile#smg4 Puzzlemobile#mr. puzzles in the Puzzlemobile#it’s crucial to include puzzlemobile in tags at any given opportunity because it’s just that iconic
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Rain gets groped by the hot rando he’s been obsessing over and his foremost concern is that Payu is not leveraging his hotness effectively enough
#the whole first ep is just me with my head in my hands waiting for his next dumbass activity#god he’s so STUPID I love him 😭😭#literally everybody say thank you to Payu for getting him off the streets before he can wreak any more havoc#love in the air#payurain#why don’t queue stay
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[ sharpe's background of being a pickpocket, a burglar, and a thief should definitely have been used more for comedy and less for tragedy in the sharpe series because can you imagine
you're an officer in the mess hall. you watch a 6'1" 95th Rifles officer walk in, pickpocket a colonel, hide an entire bottle of wine in his jacket, and stuff a handful of silverware into his shako. He has made eye contact with you the entire time. He throws up a two-finger salute in your direction on his way out. You go to say something, but one of the "exploring officers" stops you and starts rambling about this man's skills. He does this at least twice a week. He's the most efficient soldier in Wellington's army. He calls you a bastard to your face and steals your watch.
#; shits and giggles ( mun's antics )#[ yeah you guys can reblog this one bc COME ON IT'D BE SO FUNNY#listen i understand why sharpe uses his street smarts to fight dirty and get a leg up on the competition#something something there's no sin being born in the dirt but it is a terrible sin to want to stay there#yeah that's great and poetic but THE COMEDIC POTENTIAL#sharpe literally making off with half of the silverware from the mess hall to sell for profit is the funniest thing cornwell could do#also c'mon i listened to the podcast where sean talked about stealing shit off the set#he's a loot goblin and i have never respected anyone more#come on corndog it'd be so fucking funny#let the man rob the rich and snotty and make it so that no one can do anything about it#IT'D BE GREAT ]
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so theoretically what and how was yall expecting Qetsiyah to act after both Amara and Silas betrayed her? They intended to use HER MAGIC and still had an affair. She still deserved a storyline outside of Silas/Amara / doppelgänger s t e l e n a crumbs but lol. Team up with Amara? What is she offering Qetsiyah exactly?
It wouldn’t have been hard to write her a storyline for her outside of a love triangle but alas WOC can’t get that in tvd lol.
#qetsiyah#i have to stay my ass off Reddit Chile#tvd#the vampire diaries#cheating is a 2 way street. it doesn’t look like Amara was forced to be with Silas either. the only flaw is that the past is all qet seemed#concerned with.#qet was boring! Silas did nun but whine lmao
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if I may offer a word of advise to any person out there who may be as stupid as me - do not walk through a field of stinging nettles barefoot
#I’m not about to post a photo of what the bottom of my feet look like (at least not for free) but#just imagine the absolute last thing you would want the bottoms of your feet to look like. That’s what mine look like rn#I haven’t been genuinely fr fr drunk in a long ass time (2 weeks) so I guess this is what I get eh#this happened last night btw I was too drunk to notice the state of my feet so I slept like this 😭😭😭#so now I’m going to have a hangover soon AND I’ve got a literal BILLION tiny needles in my feet#Maybe next time I decided to get hammered I’ll put locks on my shoes to prevent myself from taking them off#Although bright side I’m glad I was just in a field and not walking around barefoot in a street where#I could step on broken glass or hypodermic needles or something lol so. silver lining#But fr idk what to do about it I feel like I’m still too drunk to start plucking them out rn my hands are too shakey#So I guess I’m just going to wait around like this until I’m sober enough?#& love how I was posting about staying in last night lol. Nice try mf you really thought you were just gonna watch a movie then go to bed 😭#I drank well over half a bottle of whiskey last night lmfao I don’t wanna know how many shots that comes out to be��� over 10 at least 💀#Maybe I have a problem……. nahhhhhhhjhjjjhhhhhh
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FIA don't you dare. FIA don't you goddamn dare.
#if singapore leaves the calendar i will riot#i will scream#i will tear down the walls of that entire goddamn fia building if it means singapore stays on the calendar#goddamnit fia if you take the best street. night. AND street night circuit off the calendar i will never forgive you#NO ONE will ever forgive you#goddammit#idk what i'm gonna do if they take it off#it's literally one of the best circuits on the calendar#it's so iconic#it's how seb got the “lion of singapore” nickname#fia don't do this PLEASE#marina bay f1#singapore f1#f1#formula one#formula 1
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people take the youre my mom and dad and picket fence line way too literally and it kind of annoys me... tails isnt saying that sonic is his dad hes saying that sonic is his family in general. plus they say sonic and tails are brothers like 500 times in that episode alone. are people just seeing that clip with no context and then never watching the rest of the episode or something
#like the plot of that episode was sonic trying to find a ''real'' family for tails#and there was a point where eggman tricked them with a fake family who were claiming to be tails's biological parents#and sonic was reluctant to let him go because he was gonna miss him but he was like hmm.. a mom.. a dad.. a picket fence..#that was all he wanted for tails it had seemed perfect he had to let him stay#when tails called sonic his mom and dad and picket fence it was a callback to that#and the whole Point of that scene is that they dont Need all those things to be a family#tails is basically saying ''sonic is my family we may not fit the traditional idea of what a family is#but we love eachother and thats what makes us a family''#sometimes a family is a teenage boy and the little kid he picked up off the street and decided was his brother#but again so many people take that literally and go around saying tails views sonic as his dad or whatever#thats not what that scene was Sayinggggg pleaseeee
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