#started off silly

[falling-star-cygnus]

millionsummers drabble pt2! {can it still be called a drabble at this point…?}

pt.1 here✨

“….Nai, it sounds like he just has a cold.”

The allegedly {allegedly- they’re still twins} older plant stills, face shifting into a comical look of distressed confusion. {and wasn’t that a sight, Nai distressed over a human}

A long moment passes.

“What the fuck is a cold-”

Vash immediately clamps his prosthetic hand over his mouth to stifle the bubbling laughter. This was a delicate situation. One wrong move and Nai could very quickly put his small family in danger.

He immediately sobers with that thought. Right… this was still Millions Knives. Not Nai, not anymore.

Wolfwood seemed to have no such reservations and barks out a high cackle that has Meryl swatting at him and Roberto tipping his flask nearly upside down. {wolfwood you work for him, please-}

The outlaw notes, with a sense of newborn wonder, that Nai genuinely looks scared for Legato. Like the human won’t come out of this alive.

Vaguely, Vash also wonders if Legato will. He knows some humans have very weak immune systems and this human has always looked a little on the sickly side.

“He’s just sick, Nai. Remember how Rem would sometimes need a few days to recover?”

The mention of Rem has Nai scowling on a dime. And ow, Vash had almost forgotten that his twin was the reason she’s not here anymore.

Nai shuffles on bare-feet {how are they not burning-?}. He stops scowling near instantly, though, seemingly remembering that it’s Vash he’s come to for help.

The awkward avoidance of the outlaw’s face is back and that raises Vash’s spirits again. Just a little.

“…what do I do?”

Nai asks, quiet and completely unlike his normally commanding presence.

Vash stares at him for a solid minute, so astonished and baffled that it takes Nai turning on his heel in embarrassment for him to throw out his hands with a panicked “wait-!”

Maybe this could be the start of something gentle.

[emberglowfox]

i dont think the sages are distinctly aware of everything their avatars are doing, but i imagine some things probably bleed through

[chloesimaginationthings]

In every FNAF universe William Afton can't count

[trashy-raccoonz]

kimharry getting groceries tgt but instead they melt because of the heat, send post

also i might have gotten carried away and did a lil follow up comic....

[kyoukorpse]

some stuffs i did for the lambswap happening on bluesky (:

borrowed the old man from @xmajordumps and @duplicitousfate took my narinder for a bit!!! so much fun omg.

[saltedbiscuiit]

Apple Zai

[arkarti]

He's very subtle 🔪

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[kingsillysmilez]

What can I do for you today?

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

OH YEAH if i made you laugh or just inserted regrettable thoughts into your head against your will this year, now's a real nice time to drop a coin or two! (bc devastatingly i am also trapped in this mundane capitalist hellscape w/ the rest of u suckers)

[disheveledtranquility]

"Wow...I know how much you hate musicals."

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I came here for the silly haha doodles, but I've stayed for the absolutely blazing commentary in the tags. Your analysis of this story is so so so good! Thanks for all the work and thought you put into this!

I am just a silly little comics blog. I am not hiding anything in the tags, no way. Never.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Hi!! Your Cherik is so good and gorgeous 🤩🤩 If you don't mind wanna try to draw some Fall of X Cherik please?

thank you so much !!

i have a couple of ideas relating to the fall of x period specifically since theres. A Lot i wanna play with, so i hope this lil thing may be a satisfactory start :]]

and the obligatory bonus:

[crabsnpersimmons]

i realize i never posted these boys

these are my boys for my restaurant AU: "Have You Eaten?"

the basic premise is this: Y/N works a stressful job where keeping up appearances is paramount. They often treat their clients to a meal at their favourite restaurant, run by the DCA boys—the nutrition-conscious chef Sun, the sweet and friendly chef Moon, and the charming front of house Eclipse. Y/N always orders something small and light so they can focus on talking with their client and maintaining appearances—nothing too large, nothing messy, nothing indulgent. Then after the meal, they walk their client to their car and they wait for their client to leave. Secretly, Y/N is a glutton. Once their client leaves, they hurry back to the restaurant, where their true meal is hot and ready for them.

Eclipse: Welcome back, Starlight! Ready for your second course?

Moon: Do you wanna skip straight to dessert? I tried a new recipe for donuts!

Sun: No. The hour is late, you should have something simple and adequately filling before bed.

Eclipse: Or... maybe you're interested in something "off the menu?"

they're a silly bunch (:

some other notes under the cut

the title is "Have You Eaten?" which is a common greeting in multiple languages. There's something warm about being greeted with this check-in to make sure you that have taken care of your body.

the restaurant is mostly based on a Hong Kong style cafe (a cha chaan teng) but the specials change often and often branch into other types of dishes and cuisines, because the boys like to experiment with new recipes.

Eclipse does have 4 arms, but he usually hides his second pair away because he's found it disturbed customers.

they can eat as an alternative method of recharging, and they can turn off their taste buds. Sun in particular has a bad habit of eating food scraps.

the DCA's relationship with each other is... complicated? They don't exactly like each other but are forced by their code to remain within a certain distance to each other. So they begrudgingly work and live together and cause trouble for each other's lives.

despite having separate bodies, their code forces them to stay within a certain radius (1515 feet, or the approximate distance between the 2 furthest points of the Mega Pizzaplex). They wear clip-on earrings to extend the range whenever they need extra space (usually Eclipse, hence why he has so many).

Eclipse is the oldest—he was built first for the theatre. Many years later, Eclipse was moved to the daycare to entertain children. But since they were short-staffed, Sun and Moon were built using Eclipse's code to help him at the daycare.

their pizzaplex was left to ruin and the three of them got out and were picked up by an old chef, who took them in and taught them everything he knows before leaving his restaurant to them and passing away.

i would like to write something for this AU. The main story still needs some work, but I have a lot of little drabble ideas that I might write. Or maybe it will be an AU full of drabbles. That's a possibility too. Although I would like to explore stories with other y/ns, like one who is a picky eater, one who has a lot of food allergies, etc.

also head's up: innuendos. innuendos everywhere. (most of which are Eclipse's fault)

[dorothywonderland]

BRO LITERALLY DOXXED HIMSELF TO THE CYCLOPS. he was asking to get jumped come on

[bluerosefox]

The MANY Bloodlines of Constantine

Those Constantine is Danny's dad and sold his kid soul because he thought he'd actually never have one and Danny is now the Ghost King so his soul claims are invalid AUs but learns he's not Constantine only kid (after a while Constantine honestly 100% thought he'd never have kids and never bothered with a 1st born clause when making deals, maybe some annoyed deity or powerful magic user made Constantine think he can't have kids anymore just to get back at the conman) and now doing everything in his Kingly power to save his half-siblings (can be other teens from other shows or movies or cartoons etc etc) because Danny is the oldest of them and really really wants to punch his biodad for making such a huge mess he has to deal with but Danny does get to meet and protect his younger Half-siblings.

Then comes the day he's celebrating one of his half-sibs birthday with all the others when he's suddenly summoned out of the blue and meets not just the Justice League but his, and his half-sibs, no good soul selling biodad.

Hello rightly placed aggression.... Once he takes care of that powerful evil spirit that's attacking earth first of course.

[chitinleg]

got him off-balance!