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i get back home and then i have around an hour and a half before i have to go pick up my dog from the clinic (takes me about 25 minutes to walk there) and that is technically enough time to do some cleaning but due to broken brain disorder it's just wait time rotting. release me
#i made myself something to eat and that's about as much as im gonna do cause#now its about 25 minutes before i have to leave and i just cant lile#start washing the dishes#i need to be out the door in 25 minutes you see.#this is a nightmare for me not to be dramatic#i also had my bus to work at 5am today and had to get up at 2am to wash my hair#its such a fucking Day#and the day after tomorrow my mom and her bf will be staying at my place after my uncle's bday and my place is rly not ready for visitors#bc of the unexpected vet visits and changes in my work schedule#i want to be a leaf so bad
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Married your honor.
Damn, what a picky bastard, seriously.
백공죽 Expanded Version.
#백설공주에게 죽음을#black out#This is the look my mom gives my dad when he offers to help with housework but ends up making it a bigger chore.#NSCs “where are you going I washed it already” face is so cute I wanna 🤏him my guy is actually confused there#JW lets out a dramatic sigh *I'm so gonna divorce him* and starts scrubbing the dishes furiously#I told you all the unpacking and cleaning up was JWs work#My man NSC is incapable of doing homework 😫#JW this clean freak was made to eat the food from the prison floor 💔#the disbelief and annoyance on JWs face is killing me
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thinking about carlos convincing charles to let him cook for him by whining that "lando is such a picky eater, he would never try anything new" so that charles takes it as a challenge to be more adventurous than him (and make carlos happier than lando did) and will literally say yes to trying everything
#charlos#f1#1655#c square#then ofc since carlos is good at it#charles is very happy to eat his food#and they start cooking and eating together all the time whenever there's a kitchen available#and maybe they drink too much wine#and their hands brush while washing the dishes#and charles ends up being thoroughly snogged against the nearest cabinet#and maybe fucked on the table#who knows
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Normally when i draw fanart of something it is 100% propaganda and i fully endorse people checking it out, but every single time i see someone add a tag to my WC art that says something along the lines of "i should read Warrior Cats sometimes !" i am immediatelly filled with the most horrific type of dread you could ever imagine
NO YOU FUCKING SHOULDN'T
#saturn speaks#warrior cats fucking sucks shit !!!!!!!!!!!!#DONT READ IT !!!!!!!!!!!!#i have a divorcee type relationship with this book series where i dream about the gentle and loving moments we had together#only for those memories to quickly disappear once it starts yelling at me because i didn't wash the dishes#DO NOT put yourself through that
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no thoughts -> oc thoughts
#ocstump#i was washing dishes last year and i got a possible narrative start for their story#like... what to even do with that 😭😭😭 i got probably 2 pages of dialogue in my head now#my kids are all evolved now....#and i forgot i changed their names uhm- i might be the most awesome oc parent😎👍🏼💥#artstump#we'll be back to our scheduled fanart in a bit lol
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by the way. there's no conceivable universe in which the FTL fleet that left Earth in NtN didn't have it incredibly rough.
I've said this before, but it bears reminding: they jumped blind, using untested technology, with NO supply lines back to earth and no concrete plans for a colony. they took ships that were supposed to stack 11 billion people canned in like sardines and nothing else and stocked them full with enough resources to live on for generations and somehow found a settlement, and that was before they had to rush the schedule because John was making noise about transparency and mask their actual launch as a trial run.
it wasn't a comfortable journey. I'd be very, very surprised if the total passenger count was higher than 10k people, for space/resources allocation reasons as well as for secrecy reasons. Every person on board was a mouth to feed, and their descendants, and their descendants. I've seen some people in fandom say stuff like "Of course they'd bring along servants! Rich wouldn't do chores!" and IMO that fundamentally misses the point.
This wasn't the space equivalent of a cruise liner, or the Titanic crossing the Atlantic with first-class quarters and third-class decks. This is the space equivalent of climate refugees crammed in 500 in a tiny fishboat crossing the sea with a non-insignificant chance of dying en route, after emptying their savings to pay for the trip. The fact that the people on board the FTL ships were once insanely rich doesn't mean they travelled in comfort.
This was a desperate last-chance trip, destination "anywhere but here", chances of survival unknown. Their privilege got them on the ships, but the moment they left Earth, that privilege ceased to exist; there was no way to enforce an existing social structure. This is why, again, I think there were no luxuries on board and absolutely definitely no servants - if you're about to willingly enter into complete social collapse, you don't WANT to bring people you regard as less than yourself, knowing that they will be your equals tomorrow.
I'm still convinced that half the fleet at least didn't make it out, and those who managed to found settlements were nearly wiped out multiple times at different points in history.
#this was brought to you bc of that post this morning about whether there would be pets on the ship. my answer is: not for long#anyway. john calls them soon to be impoverished trillionaires. giving away cash bc it wasn't worth anything anymore in their eyes#we know 200 people on those ships were randomly selected as a smokescreen after john started making noise#we KNOW M- said that absolutely everyone else on the ship had bought a ticket or been useful to the project#you cannot conduct a large scale migration and mask it as a random test.#you can't keep that level of secrecy if you involve people who aren't in your exclusive circle#living people + supplies take up SO MUCH more space than canned bodies people#I'm putting the whole fleet estimate as 10k-12k MAX people and absolutely no menial workers lol#yes the trillionaires will wash the dishes if it means not sharing their limited oxygen with their nanny who could mutiny any day now#ftl fleet#nona reread#sort of i HAVENìT officially started but#tlt thoughts#elle tlt posting#tlt
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Very simple set up for noumenia, with a candle for Hestia and offerings of incense, olive oil, and honey almond rolls.
#I started cleaning the night before and did some more this morning#then cooked the rolls and washed dishes#and in the spirit of the day am taking a nap before diving into homework for the rest of the day#noumenia#hellenic paganism#hellenic polytheism#helpol
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I was gonna say that James probably has an intelligence kink when it comes to Lily (in any au), but honestly that man would see her and eventually tune out whatever she’s saying. No thoughts, head empty except for the beautiful woman haha
RAGING COMPETENCE KINK
it’s just that lily looks like she knows what she’s talking about and is so confident that his eyes glaze over and go awooga
#she could read him a dish washing manual and with enough confidence he’ll start drooling#ask#anonymous#jily
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#i won't make it to 2025 i've been crying all day#i don't want anyone to see meeee#and after the party here we'll go to my cousin's house because it's my mom's birthday so they're throwing her a surprise party there#and it's so fucking stupid!!! because idk what they're gonna tell her to take her there#she's gonna feel like her new year's party -which she works hard on every year- is being underappreciated#and that same cousin was going to be here with us! like why 2 partiessss whyyyyyy who's gonna clean all that#meeee because i don't like being around people and i start washing dishes when everyone is gathered doing what people do at parties#but of i say any of this to my siblings they'll think it's just because i don't wanna leave the house which is also true !!!!#i feel so ill so desperate. this is not just not being in the mood. i can't calm down i can't even swallow properly#i haven't eaten anything because i feel my throat is closed and my heart beats so fast and i feel like i'm gonna throw up my own heart#and my stomach and neck and back hurt from how tense i'm am and my head hurts because i can't stop crying#my eyes are so red and so swollen. i'm gonna look disgusting when everyone gets here#📓
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Sneak peak of KickinChicken
I need to take my afternoon nap, im a little sleepy (even tho i slept almost 9 hours XD)
#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 3#kickinchicken#fan comic#short comic#sirensea#fanart#i need to wash tye dishes first tho b4 i nap#im not even halfway of the comic but im already posting this shitHWHHAHAHAHAH#i also started this around 30 mins earlier or so lol
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"A mechanite cries." Fuck you, Austin. Just gonna rip our hearts out like that??? Fuckin step on em too, while you're at it. A mechanite isnt the only one crying. Fuck
#i listened to s3e7 at work and fuck me dude#i had to hold it together and not start crying while washing dishes#i knew VR-LA was our resident sad boy but god damn i was not ready for that#rwd#rolling with difficulty#vr la rwd
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Huh. If my life was a quote, it'd be "one of those sad ones with a deceptively happy tune"
#quote from MLP:FIW#sorryyyy been kinda angry about my step family all day#sorry but im so tired of my Stepmom acting like she raised decent kids#my step brother is like 25 and living in my dads home. hes unironically an andrew tate fan and treats his very disabled girlfriend like shit#step sister always got compred to my sister who's the same age and put step sis in the light every time EVEN THO MY SIS WAS LITERALLY BETTER#<- like grades n shit#also both step sibs are gross. never cleans up ever. step brother and his gf are banned from the basement#step bro went to juvy when he was 16 and step sis had a trial last year and almost went to jail#also step sis has mono and would rather die than cover her mouth#i feel bad for SB's girlfriend because she has no other support system and sometimes it feels like SB or SS is trying to kill her?????#my dad threatened to kick out the adults if the house is dirty (adults being SB. SBG. SS. My sister. Aunt.)#My sister does SO MUCH HOUSEWORK and nobody cares and im mad#also bullshit rules recently have made my potential eating disorder worse#i don't think its healthy to rather starve than wash a dish but i actually have cried several times over this#not to mention how much i accidentally starve myself#also our food has been less and less because I don't know what I'm allowed to eat anymore because of my step family#also i have to share the smallest room with my sister. its okay tho ilh and i wouldn't want to get rid of her#sometimes it feels like my stepmom doesn't like me or my sisters because we're “weird”. childish interests and artistic#she lectured me about having missing assignments and I started crying#i said i just forgot to turn in some before the deadline and she called me lazy#<- Oops! so close. its actually THE MENTAL ILLNESS#my sisters and i feel like shit#i feel like my safe space is with my oldest sister.#and you all too! i love you guys#i just feel trapped. trapped by my step family. trapped by my own mind.#i was just starting to feel free from the burden of school and she just made me feel more stressed.#i didn't want to study because she killed the little motivation I had#Spanish exam is now “Fuck it we ball”#sorry for the personal post
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saiki really enjoys TV drama, rumors abt famous? yes, fights between contestants of a program? yes, reality shows? yes, novels?? yes yes YES
he's so into it, he also knows a lot abt tv culture, he is those type of guys whom only way to express themselves are thought tv references
I can't say an example bc I only know about argentinian tv culture but he would often reference some phases from his favourites shows
#his friends have 0 idea about tv#they always make fun of ku bc hes literally an old sassy aunt trapped in a teenage's body#the only ones who can understand just SOME of the references are yumehara akechi and surprisingly nendo#his mom watches a lot of tv when shes finally free of chores and work and she always talks about tv drama#one day when kusuo was in nendo's house riki felt asleep#and midori was washing the dishes while the tv was on and kusuo went to help her with the chores#they started talking and actually get along pretty well#nendo is so happy that his mama and his best pal are getting along#this can be considered nensai maybe#saiki k#the disastrous life of saiki k#kusuo saiki#nendo riki#midori nendo#thinking thinking thinking#sorry if my english is bad#im writing this in a rush
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wallpaper is insane like u find a product w an ugly print ? wallpaper it. just multiple uncoordinated things put together ? wallpaper it. ugly door ? wallpaper it. ugly wall ? landlord won’t let me wallpaper it
#stream#tumblrs aging demographic etc but this was actually abt diys#the years of getting very stoned & watching the sorry girls & not even remembering what the original video was have prepared me to diy#everything#like ALSKALSKALSKLAKSLAKAA i love pullin shit out the trash like u don’t want it ? i do ‼️#i can REPURPOSE IT#i think it’s so funny#like the way i was raised was to recycle or whatever but my father also raised us to save everything bc what if u need the parts u know dads#so i just do. one of my core memories from ‘a child’ i was probably in like 8th grade at this point was when the hubcap of my fathers car#fell off his old as dirt hunk of junk older than me automobile & he was too cheap to pay like 25$ for a new 1 so he took my brother & i to#this like drainage ditch expecting US to go poke around in there & get it & i said absolutely fuckin not#bc this same man would tell us - bc we had to buy our own toys so like we u know saved whenever we got money from bday or christmas or u#know manual labour in exchange for money bc ok yea at least he taught us to demand what ur worth w that but it was like 5c ea pinecone 1c ea#stick or like ‘help me repair the roof’ ‘pressure wash the fence’ i was like 9 ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAAKS - he’d take us to the toy store &#we’d bring our money but instead we’d go to the hardware store & do all the errands & force us to do everything w him then he’d just say#‘yea it’s too late for that sorry’ like it was just. captive audience. this man is the reason i don’t go anywhere unless i know i can leave#on my own or when i want somehow bc girl …. I DONT TRUST ANYBODY HES A LIAR & A SCAMMER LIKE#but that’s just family heritage it’s genetic we’re a long line of liars & scammers but the buck ends here bc i’m not having bio children#or any children#lord knows i’ll be dead long before the chance could arise#i shouldn’t say things like that but ALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLA WE KNEW WE’D DIE YOUNG#this started w wallpaper#i’m so high#also very very bored#i’ve to do dishes & i absolutely 100% do not want to i hate dishes so fucking much i hate doing them i hate being around them i hate seeing
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remembering when a girl asked me for a video and I accidentally sent a transmascshauna smut 😭😭😭 Guys, I was so embarrassed and every time I look at her I think about it...
#Sometimes I feel very embarrassed#like I'm washing the dishes and I remember this and I automatically start berating myself#yellowjackets#shauna shipman
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🌻 tagging out, tagging in 🌐
#by the time we finished the dishes our irl father not only 1) drank our soda but 2) shook it so it was flat bc he likes it better that way.#like. what the hell man?? our fumking sodie??? ? D:#we washed the dishes pretty fast this time though. it only took us until the start of spring and a storm to finish.#last time it took us to the end of ruler of everything. way to go us!#still doesnt fix the sodie though what the fuck man hajkshs#of 🌻#of ��#scabbard scribbles#anyway obligation is so tall what the hell hkjg or yearning is just really short hjkgh#we actually have a ref of yearning that's just been sitting in the drafts. we gotta post that at some point hjkgh
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