#start washing the dishes

[lottieurl]

i get back home and then i have around an hour and a half before i have to go pick up my dog from the clinic (takes me about 25 minutes to walk there) and that is technically enough time to do some cleaning but due to broken brain disorder it's just wait time rotting. release me

[existingingrey]

Married your honor.

Damn, what a picky bastard, seriously.

백공죽 Expanded Version.

[complementaryhalves]

thinking about carlos convincing charles to let him cook for him by whining that "lando is such a picky eater, he would never try anything new" so that charles takes it as a challenge to be more adventurous than him (and make carlos happier than lando did) and will literally say yes to trying everything

[saturncoyote]

Normally when i draw fanart of something it is 100% propaganda and i fully endorse people checking it out, but every single time i see someone add a tag to my WC art that says something along the lines of "i should read Warrior Cats sometimes !" i am immediatelly filled with the most horrific type of dread you could ever imagine

NO YOU FUCKING SHOULDN'T

[sentientstump]

no thoughts -> oc thoughts

[liesmyth]

by the way. there's no conceivable universe in which the FTL fleet that left Earth in NtN didn't have it incredibly rough.

I've said this before, but it bears reminding: they jumped blind, using untested technology, with NO supply lines back to earth and no concrete plans for a colony. they took ships that were supposed to stack 11 billion people canned in like sardines and nothing else and stocked them full with enough resources to live on for generations and somehow found a settlement, and that was before they had to rush the schedule because John was making noise about transparency and mask their actual launch as a trial run.

it wasn't a comfortable journey. I'd be very, very surprised if the total passenger count was higher than 10k people, for space/resources allocation reasons as well as for secrecy reasons. Every person on board was a mouth to feed, and their descendants, and their descendants. I've seen some people in fandom say stuff like "Of course they'd bring along servants! Rich wouldn't do chores!" and IMO that fundamentally misses the point.

This wasn't the space equivalent of a cruise liner, or the Titanic crossing the Atlantic with first-class quarters and third-class decks. This is the space equivalent of climate refugees crammed in 500 in a tiny fishboat crossing the sea with a non-insignificant chance of dying en route, after emptying their savings to pay for the trip. The fact that the people on board the FTL ships were once insanely rich doesn't mean they travelled in comfort.

This was a desperate last-chance trip, destination "anywhere but here", chances of survival unknown. Their privilege got them on the ships, but the moment they left Earth, that privilege ceased to exist; there was no way to enforce an existing social structure. This is why, again, I think there were no luxuries on board and absolutely definitely no servants - if you're about to willingly enter into complete social collapse, you don't WANT to bring people you regard as less than yourself, knowing that they will be your equals tomorrow.

I'm still convinced that half the fleet at least didn't make it out, and those who managed to found settlements were nearly wiped out multiple times at different points in history.

[home-fire]

Very simple set up for noumenia, with a candle for Hestia and offerings of incense, olive oil, and honey almond rolls.

[daiziesssart]

I was gonna say that James probably has an intelligence kink when it comes to Lily (in any au), but honestly that man would see her and eventually tune out whatever she’s saying. No thoughts, head empty except for the beautiful woman haha

RAGING COMPETENCE KINK

it’s just that lily looks like she knows what she’s talking about and is so confident that his eyes glaze over and go awooga

[roboyomo]

i'm gonna be honest every day when i come back home i like. Immediately get hit with a minimum of 2 things that i Need to do (eating and getting work done and what not) and it is like my body is being inflicted with damage over time because it feels too overwhelming knowing i have many tasks to do even though they're. Are literally daily tasks everyone can do in minutes. but it just feels like too much at once even though each task would take so little. But i cannot help it and i end up wasting about 4 hours rotting in bed or doing not what i'm supposed to do and then feeling terrible about not doing shit that i needed to and "oh i Have to make up for it tomorrow i will GET EVERYTHING DONE IMMEDIATELY ONCE I GET HOME"

you'll never fucking guess what happens Again. Dude.

[sirensea14]

Sneak peak of KickinChicken

I need to take my afternoon nap, im a little sleepy (even tho i slept almost 9 hours XD)

[dicks-o-clok]

"A mechanite cries." Fuck you, Austin. Just gonna rip our hearts out like that??? Fuckin step on em too, while you're at it. A mechanite isnt the only one crying. Fuck

[itz-pandora]

Huh. If my life was a quote, it'd be "one of those sad ones with a deceptively happy tune"

[tobisiksi]

saiki really enjoys TV drama, rumors abt famous? yes, fights between contestants of a program? yes, reality shows? yes, novels?? yes yes YES

he's so into it, he also knows a lot abt tv culture, he is those type of guys whom only way to express themselves are thought tv references

I can't say an example bc I only know about argentinian tv culture but he would often reference some phases from his favourites shows

[bnecaz]

remembering when a girl asked me for a video and I accidentally sent a transmascshauna smut 😭😭😭 Guys, I was so embarrassed and every time I look at her I think about it...

[silent-sentinels]

🌻 tagging out, tagging in 🌐

[artofluri]

Nicktoons unite au thing ideaTimmy is supposed to loose his godparents at 18 ,I've seen multiple theories and Im basing this of off one that said something about true love being unbreakable in da rules, usually this is about jimmy and Timmy and how Timmy fell in love with Jimmy so making him forget would go against da rules of true loveBut I wanna give it a different spin sort of speak... Timmy has been afraid to loose his memories most of his life, that's why he's usually loud and obnoxious and doing pointless stuff that distracts him,he has to distract himself from the fact that he'll forget it all,the times he thought about it he gets panics attacks, usually when he's all alone with his thoughts,but it's happened to him when he's with friends and is having a nice quiet moment,the quiet,tho nice,makes his thoughts settle,and he thinks about how much he appreciates them and- then it strikes,how he'll forget them,lose them.If this was a show I'd imagine the show's seasons happen between 2 yearsSo story starts when Timmy is 16 and ends with Timmy being 18All the show you see slivers of his worry,a worry that will lift at the end but not because he's forgotten about it,bit because his fears never became true*Making Timmy forget would go against da rules that say "the child must be happy when his godparents leave,a happiness that will stay with them all their lives,tho small at times,but enough to keep them going" that would be the case with most kids, because the godparents help them build their lives,but Timmy build his life around his godparents and his friends from other dimensions,so if he forgets, they'll strip away the thing that keeps him going,love

*fun addition to that would be if there was some prophecy or something that said "your worries with be lifted when you're 18" and Timmy (and hopefully the audience) thinks it means it'll lift cuz he'll forget BUT NO, PLOT TWIST HE GETS A HAPPY ENDING AND THE AUDIENCE CAN BE AT PEACE