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Girl help I keep restarting my BG3 playthroughs the moment I reach act 3
#BG3#I don't even know how far I've gotten in act 3 on my main save#just the second I hit act 3 brain goes uh oh new content#start over idiot#Or it goes hm I wanna see how it goes playing an origin character through the first two chapters to this point!#AKA I replay Wyll or Astarion again#I plan on replying Wyll AGAIN to seduce Astarion as him#I love those two men#though wish Wyll got more love in general#He's literally one of the most interesting characters in game#his plot spans all three acts#more to say than Lae'zel who has nothing act 2.#Same sort of for Gale#Halsin's there ig
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"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"
#ethan winters#karl heisenberg#wintersberg#resident evil#resident evil fanart#rebhfun#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#re8 if karl didnt fumble so hard he literally died#anytime i draw wintersberg know that it is under the assumption that karl did not propose to use rosemary as a weapon#it would be incredibly ooc for ethan to agree to something like that and also increidbly immoral 😭#anyone who blames ethan is nuts#why should it have been on ethan to negotiate with the dude who has done nothing to prove himself as trustworthy#karl literally tries to SCARE ethan into taking his deal#thats like a huge sign that its gonna be a horrible partnership#i love karl#hes a great character#but him thinking that ethan would ever accept his deal was just delusional#anyways#ethan was not stupid or wrong for not taking karls deal#anyone who geniunly believes ethan was a idiot for not taking the deal is forgetting that he is in fact his own character#and would rightfully not want to use his baby under a vague deal that doesnt even elaborate on details#a karl and ethan teamup WOULD be cool#but with the deal karl proposed#it was doomed from the start#*rants about why karl and ethan should never teamed up *#*draws wintersberg*#ok rant over whatever
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Ribbun week - Day 1: Teasing~
Oh how the turns have tabled
If this feels cringe, thank you:]
that means I did the job well
Extra:
These were drawn back in September so it looks kinda bad lol
#Idk what demonic force made me post this when it was literally over lol#AND i decided to start right on the exam week too#Ribbun week and exam week at the same time woohooo#This will *not* have disastrous consequences at all#Ribbun#tadc gangle#tadc jax#tadc fanart#tadc comic#the amazing digital circus#ribbunweek2024#ribbun week#ribbunweek#ship week#Ohoho#the feminine urge to tag allll of these two idiot’s ship names/affectionate#Screw it we ball#Jangle#ribunny#ribbunny#Operabunny#Bunnybow#gangle x jax#jax x gangle
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yue qingyuan: i want to be in your presence every second of every day, i think about you every night, everything i have, i have because i want to use it to help you, i would sacrifice everything for you in a heartbeat if you asked me to, i would throw myself into the abyss and worse if i thought it would make you feel better, my love for you knows no bounds
shen yuan: oh.... such brotherly love, so touching... they must have been the closest of friends
#take a shot everytime shen yuan refers to yue qingyuan as ''brother'' or ''brotherly''#esp at the start of book one omg#from the extras we know that shen yuan was aware of shen qingqiu/yue qingyuan shippers#and yet it never crossed his mind#especially with a sister who apparently devours BL and loves to tell him about it??#like dude you wonder all the time why yue qingyuan moons over shen qingqiu like that#come on man#i love this oblivious idiot#svsss#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#yue qingyuan#qijiu
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hilarious that with each new day that passes a new bit of dirt from JD Vance's past gets discovered and plastered over the internet...it's almost as if this is why presidential campaigns have always announced their running mates well before the convention...so that if glaring issues with a candidate came to light quickly there would be time to replace them on the ticket before they were officially locked in...it's almost as if certain things in political campaigns were done for a reason, donald...because the very same critical failures had happened before...but no i'm sure you and your guys attempt to recreate a fantasy version of history while ignoring all the reasons that history was a disaster will work this time...because you are built different and the 10000th time trying fascism will work like a charm...
#us politics#politics tw#i view the MAGA movement like this:#the conservatives have been desperately trying to jam a square peg into a round hole for a very long time#and they keep trying because one of these times its GOT to work! a very long time ago they heard the hole was more squarelike#so if they just TRY hard enough it will work!#failing to understand that the hole has become weathered and changed over time and the solution they are trying#will never work (if it ever did)#and then donald trump comes along and looks at the square peg#lobs one of the corners off and proclaims 'this is a triangle! THIS will work! I am so smart!'#and everyone around him is like 'whoa! this guy gets it! he's a genius and understands the problem! he's our savior!'#ignoring the fact that the peg is not a fucking triangle. it's just a deformed square now#so its still not going to work. and even if it WAS a triangle it still wouldn't work because THE HOLE IS ROUND.#it's the same damn peg but it looks a little different so everyone thinks its a genius solution that is DEFINITELY going to work#so they're all excited! they're FINALLY going to prove those idiots trying different types of oval pegs wrong!#they were right all along and it just took donald trump to see it! thank goodness he came along!#but that's just it-- he WAS just COMING ALONG. he was just walking by and saw an opportunity. he never spent time trying to make pegs#all he did was saw a crowd and took a chance to break an already failing peg even further#but because the people were desperate and it was different enough it seemed revolutionary#and now some of the conservatives--who can still see that the 'triangle' peg isnt a triangle are starting to look around#and see that elsewhere there have been some who have forced a triangle into the center of the round hole#and these people think well what if we ACTUALLY tried a real triangle?#and it does not matter to them in the slightest that it will never be the true solution to filling the hole#they just want credit for solving the problem#and so they are going to back donald trump and when the time is right put a real triangle in his hand#while the people trying ovals are busy arguing over the right type of oval#and once the triangle has been jammed into that hole...well...#it is going to be really really hard to force out#anyway thats a long and complicated metaphor and i probably should have just put it in its own post aaaaaahgh#long story short dont be a fascist triangle alright
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listen. hijikata has TWO HANDS
#this started as just a fun little concept like ‘awwww that would be cute’ but like#now i feel ill over them they are just lounging in my brain with no regard for my mental state its CRAZY#how hijikata managed to snag two pretty sadists is INSANE but honestly good for him#in return mitsuba got two constantly yelling idiots#and gin-san gets nightmares everytime they decide to get food#hm.#spicy sweet mayo#nevermind chjfngnrnfjf#but yes i love them and i think hijikata deserves all the love possible#this is absolutely entirely wish fulfilment don’t look at me like that#its fun#do join me in appreciating this trio i need so much more of it#okay now tags#i can’t use okita in the name bc like. it’ll come across and meaning sougo and. No#uh#ginhijimitsu#ginhiji#hijimitsu#ginmitsu#im having quite a time#? i guess#sakata gintoki#hijikata toushirou#okita mitsuba#gintama#ok bye
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i keep thinking im gonna like actually finish these but that ain't happening so have some gay people
#cookie run#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#espresso cookie#madeleine cookie#shadowvanilla#vanilla milkshake#espresseleine#creme university au#shoutout to the little rp snippet being one of the first things i actually drew for this au#i just never thought to post it oops#happened right after espresso learned madeleine liked him and they started... dating?#they aren't dating cause espresso is complicated and i'm gonna throw him down a flight of stairs about it#espresso you idiot you are head over heals for this stupid blonde jock just tell him you love him already aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#and then there is shadowvanilla who confessed and got married in the same interaction its what they deserve#these doodles of them are from before that#when pv still thought sm wasn't in love with him despite all the evidence against that#pv you wanted to kiss sm so bad it made you look stupid#sm just looked cringe cause he was NOT SUBTLE about it#also shoutout to shadowvanilla not being the main ship of the au AND YET HERE I AM DRAWING THEM THE MOST#shadow milk is just way too much fun to draw tbh#once i draw the others more its game over for my silly ass
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Sputtering and spiraling and fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine
#keese draws#new game+#isat#isat siffrin#eyestrain#eye strain#I don’t thinkkkk anything in this counts as spoilers since it’s au bullshit but just in case#isat spoilers#anyways more comicfrin au 👍#felt like fucking around with some shit so get choud idiot#chou was stuck in their loops for a Long time so they had plenty of time to have many flavors of hashtag issues#they went back and forth on fully giving up and picking back up attempting to break the loops over the years several times#there were times it started to feel like almost a home to them#and there were times they’d wish the sun would eat the whole of vaugard whole#wait whole spiel I was abt to go on cancelled I checked the time fuck I spent too long on this#I still need to do some cleaning fuck#OH SHIT MY LAUNDERY#god damnit. time to take care of all that.
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thinking about how physical trust and intimacy mean so much more in the context of curt and owen's lives than the average couples. in the spying game, you can't let your guard down for a second, because one wrong move could cost you your life. a drink with a friend? they could poison you. a handshake? they could easily inject you with something. a hug? they can stab you in the back.
curt and owen have known these rules for years, and so their relationship speaks to the complete and utter trust they had in one another.
they shared drinks. they hugged. they presumably had a more intimate relationship behind closed doors.
and i'm just thinking about how easily curt's fear washes off his face when owen reveals himself in the russian weapons facility. curt is still in a very compromising position, but he knows that he's safe, because owen would never let anything happen to him.
he's been taught over and over not to trust, and yet he does.
and some of that trust breaks through in their final confrontation on the staircase. even with owen pointing a gun at his head, curt tries to reason with him. curt doesn't just love owen, he trusts him. and in their line of work, that might mean even more than love.
and so when curt makes the decision to kill owen, it's certainly not that he doesn't love him anymore. no matter what owen did as the DMA, curt can't help but love him. but as owen monologues on the staircase, curt comes to an even more crushing conclusion: he doesn't trust him anymore, and that kind of trust can't be rebuilt.
following owen's death, i don't think curt ever truly learned to trust again. perhaps not even tatiana, who had saved curt again and again, could earn his fragile trust. because if owen -- skilled, bright, lovely owen -- couldn't be trusted, than who could?
#this is one of those posts that starts as normal analysis and then veers closer and closer to fanfiction as i lose my mind over these idiots#spies are forever#saf#agent curt mega#owen carvour#curtwen#tin can bros#the deadliest man alive#tatiana slozhno
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The funniest (most galaxy brained) thing a fanfiction can do is having Sanji start brewing feelings for Zoro but not realizing they are those kind of feelings until it hits him right in the face (Thriller Bark, always Thriller Bark) and having Ace just waltz around and be his awakening while Zoro is just there losing his goddamn mind because he has been in love from the very beginning (there can be said a lot about him but at least he's self-aware) and I eat it up every single time
#ace as sanji's bi awakening#zoro as sanji's FEELINGS awakening#needless to say ace is well aware of both parties being idiots#and just LOVES causing mayhem and watching drama unfold#there is also a bet going around the straw hats#on which one of the idiots will snap first#possibly sanji#zoro has been learning how to cope from the feelings since the start#now he's a MASTER at concealing them#the moment sanji realizes it's over#his brain will not compute#zosan#zoro x sanji#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#one piece#one piece fanfiction
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i'm rewatching ofmd (see previous post) and i really didn't like izzy all that much, right, but i've been binging fics and while i've stuck mostly to stede-centric, i can sooo see why izzy is so popular. like. stede is still my favorite but i might honestly start reading izzy fics (as i'm writing this ned is torturing stede + the crew and i am having so much fun) and god, izzy and stede actually have so much chemisty i might be converted to steddy hands
israel hands appreciation post this man fucking survived the worst the world had to throw at him he deserves the world
#ofmd#our flag means death#israel hands#izzy hands#steddyhands#just. fuck. he's written so well.#i love how he starts teaching stede to become a pirate#stupid idiot motherfucking gay pirates taking over my brain
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hii! i was thinking, after seeing your who's-your-fav-clone post ,about who would be their darling's favorite & i just wanted to 2share my thoughts.
honeslty my fav has always been urogi and in real-life context, i would be drawn to think that he would be the best yandere choice. like, he is the embodiment of positive emotions; everyone would like that, right? he fluffs up when he sees you, is happy to keep you company and loyal to his bird-like side, whenever he would see some shiny piece of something, let it be a jewel or radom metal or anything he likes, really, he would bring it to you and offer it as a mating gift^_^ so everything's perfect, right?
wrong😖 i mean all of the things above r still true, but urogi can get super overwhelming and your drawings + the you-mention-a-new-name post lowk highk made me scared of himm LMAOO like he is just so menacing, his devotion and love feel just super threatening no matter how sweet he tries to appear.
then, maybe the most gentle one, aizetsu? 🙅 nuh-uh, no. i actually really love your aizetsu cs i never thought about him in like this passive-aggressive manipulative/victim-complex toxic boyfriend light but it just fits him soo much! out of all the 4, he'd probably b the most emotionally drainig to be around.
sekido doesn't seem like a bad option too, if you put aside his bad temper... meaning, putting all of him aside lol. i mean, he seems like a guy who's dealing for the first time with very intense romantic feelings and his first instinct is to raise his guard up at like maximum security level🙁 all of his worries and uttered love confessions come out the wrong way and it just makes his darling withdraw from him, wich makes him panick. he tries to 'make things right' only scaring them further. his darling doesn't want to see him, spending all of their time w the others and he eventually lashes out on them and his siblings. even though he's only trying to look out for everyone..
soo i really think karaku is the better option. hes just a chill guyTM who might or might not be trying to get under his darling's pants sometimes, but he's so carefree (convinced that they won't never ever manage to escape since everyone is always watching them 24/7) that he just kind of lets them do whatever. like yeah you wanna go out? sure. have fun. if their darling is coming to seek any of them for comfort, it would most likely be him.
ultimately, i think the ranking would b this:
1. karaku
2. urogi
3. aizetsu
4. and much to his dismay, sekido
All pros and cons you stated are pretty accurate but you missed Karaku's cons. Surprise, he also is awful like the rest! Yes, he does let you go out and about, but not without consequences. He does things that could get others (or you) hurt on purpose or to save you from problems (that he made)
You probably won't get overwhelmed if the others are there to regulate everyone, so you'll be a semi regular couple. Harem?
Too much of a good thing can be a bad thing as the saying goes. Karaku is too carefree. He's too confident that you'll bounce back if wounded. He's too confident you'll still come back to him at the end of the day.
They're parts of a whole at the end of the day, they need each other so they dont make you lose your mind, and life. The worst of them can end up being your saviors and vise versa.
As for our special hedonist, Karaku likes to PORTRAY himself as a pretty relaxed guy, to you specifically. He's not too pushy unless he knows you won't be too put off by it. But that damn thrill seeker side.....
He gets bored easily and constantly seeking pleasure like an addict. How do you get the best hit? After a disaster, of course! A disaster he made since things can get pretty quiet without a push.
Karaku wants your praise and favor, but he's not going to ruin his image in front of you. (Un)Fortunately for him, he knows you aren't able to have your eyes on him 24/7. In that downtime, he can do whatever he wants, like causing disaster around you or others. Little things that snowball and have you calling them (specifically him) to "save" you.
It's a good day if all Karaku does is try seducing you.
#null rot#null brainwash#cloaked cult member#just a quick thing#i liked your list! im glad that the brainwashing is coming along nicely#tldr Karaku gets you into horrible situations for that adrenaline rush.#i really like them all cause some are better at hiding their tendencies bc of said emotion they represent#Karaku would probably be the best at hiding his tendencies#I always love questions about choosing one over the others because these idiots are SUPPOSED to make you go “Oh fuck. oh no” from the start#With the added yandere layer. it's horrifically worse when you're with one for too long.#youll get a scratch or five but youll live. mostly because the others protect you when hes becoming too much. but yeah!
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I know my opinions on lesbian sex are pretty controversial (aka based on real life and not online discourse) and that most people talking about sex online either don't have much sex themselves or have grown up very immersed in this culture of sex labels? (top, bottom, etc) and so they mostly have sex in those specific ways, but I came across a debate some people were having about a character on some TV show saying of another girl "she can't be a lesbian with those nails" and people were getting super incensed like ☝🏻 stones exists! straps exist! And like yeah sure, but do you only ever do those things? Ever? Like when me and my girlfriend have sex we switch positions like 3-4 times every time we do it. Because variety is fun? Are you telling me you only ever do one thing and therefore the notion that you're touching your partner in any way (hence why the nails are impractical) is seriously so inconceivable to you? Like I know most of these people aren't actually having sex, they just read Stone Butch Blues once and took it as a bible. But seriously, for real now... That's not a universal experience?
#liveblogging my life#i know some lesbians have pretty fucked up views on sex and only see sex as penetration bc they're deeply heteronormative and male-centric#do not argue with me on this they are#but like come on?#you don't even use your hands just a little bit#not even to get things started? you're not living up to your full lesbian potential#and yes this pisses me off especially bc most of these idiots would insist that over half the sex that I've had throughout my life was#not real because you know they only count penetration as the real thing#and i hate them#liberate yourself from your straight male brained chains#or go date a man if you want that so badly
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Manny's first time meeting the Fenton's
Jack & Maddie: "So, what are you intentions with our son?"
Manny, internally, trying to not lose his shit: "Don't mention the bagel meme. Don't mention the bagel meme. Don't mention the bagel meme. Don't mention the bagel meme. Don't mention the bagel meme. Don't mention the bagel meme. Don't mention the bagel meme. Don't mention the bagel meme. Don't mention the bagel meme. Don't mention the bagel meme. Don't mention the bagel meme."
#before anyone asks yes he would text Danny the meme immediately making them both start laughing like idiots over dinner#tigerghost#danny phantom#el tigre#nicktoons unite
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part of that "raising a kid au" i was working on, this is almost definitely not how skill checks work and i don't even know if i'll include this, but for now i think it's. so funny kjkgj
#task: when two skills love each other very much#inland drabbles#SHE WAS JUST BORN WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HER!!!!!!!!!!!#ITS SO STUPIDLY SELF INDULGENT KJGKJ i have constant baby fever and kid fics are very dear to me kjkjg#i love the idea of all 24 (26?? 27??? 28?????) of these idiots raising a syskid together#i have many thoughts but its not a coherent story at all haskjsj#i know her name and her role as a skill (she's a psyche) and i think the concept is adorable though i won't reveal spoilers#echem and volition (either not dating yet or new to their relationship) start to understand her better due to their roles.#but all the skills try to help raise her together :'] coloring with concept and hand/eye tossing her in the air and catching her again#i wanna have a lil arb and limbic thing too..#oh this shit is gonna be absolutely ooc im so sorry in advance i just want them to raise a kid together jlkgjlk#i want to make it a comic but augh. god jkgljkj#all of my fics are just like. hey what if the skills are friends. and then i write that over and over again lmao
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, That's why I paint blorbos on company time ✨️
#my art#pathologic#traditional art#watercolor painting#these three idiots took over my brain#and now u will have to start liking them#cuz I won't stop drawing them
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