#stars rpf

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to speculate about the sexual and romantic undertones of celebrities’ professional relationships

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

girl if my fucking BOSS, my CAPTAIN, was talking about me like this i would mutiny so hard

[ddeck]

pains me that there's simply not enough info on star wars in-universe entertainment and pop culture for my liking. i want to know what star wars version of the godfather looks like. i wanna know what kind of space fanfiction a pantoran teenager would read, the kind of space tiktok edits they would make. i want to know the star wars equivalent for whatever the hell that is happening with ben affleck and matt damon. i want to see a coruscant news outlet publish an article with a headline "M'ett Sp'Amon not wearing a wedding ring again during another visit to Beng Spifflek's house. which could mean nothing"

[smimon]

Giant K series #9: Bojan joins the party!

First of all, big thanks to @j-restlessgeek for being the best test audience / beta reader 💛💛💛 without your support I would have dropped this 15 times at least 🙏😭 Thank you so, so much!!!

And now, enjoy ✨ the post ✨ 🥳

(You know, I haven't even realized how much I missed Bojan in this series before I started working on this. So many ideas...)

What follows is basically a mismatched collection of unrelated ideas. Sit comfortably, this is going to be a long post 👀

That damn smile...

Don't worry, Käärijä won't fall overboard, Bojan is holding him 😊

It's that cliche picture of a couple lying in a meadow except they are in Finland so they went to the forest instead

Unrestrained summer fun

Nice catch

Bedtime 🏎

Cowlick 🐄

epic fail

Who needs shoulder angel/devil when you have Bojan

Kabe-don!

Pötsi as aid

Puppy love

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Aaand post.

[adelphenium]

i know this has been done to death but pls humour me.... seggy + gq china heat stroke photoshoot

[area51-escapee]

Hello!!!!! If you’re seeing this post, that probably means that you’re in a fandom, possibly even multiple of them! I’m running a survey on some fandom related things and I would really appreciate it if you could help me out!

First of all, this survey is not being used for any real research or study. I’m just very autistic about fandom culture and history and I felt like this would be the best way for me to get responses to the questions I have in a well organized manner. I really hope to hear from a wide array of fans in a wide array of communities! It’s completely anonymous of course so please feel free to be honest! I do plan on sharing some of the open question responses at the end however so please be aware of that.

Second of all, my actual questions and what I’m looking for. I’m very interested in the culture and attitudes around shipping and fanfiction, and the terms pro/anti-ship. I want to know when other people recall seeing these terms first pop up, and I want to hear from people who may self identify as one or the other, or neither or something else entirely. There are several open ended questions and optional spaces to elaborate on your thoughts so please feel free to add on as much as you’d like!

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[earl-grey-teacake]

F1 Star Wars AU- Loscar and Brocedes

I’m rewatch The Clone Wars and this has been stuck in my head since this morning.

Mainly takes place post-war

**** If I write this, it would be a couple one-shot. If you want to write something based off this, feel free. Just let me know since I want to read it.

Loscar

Logan and Oscar grew up in the temple and were best friends. However, at 13 years old, Oscar was chosen as Webber’s padawan and secured his position in the Jedi temple. Meanwhile, Logan was left unchosen. Jedi Knight Jenson Button has wanted to take him in as a padawan but his request was denied by the council. Downtrodden and with only the Corp left as an option, Logan decides to leave the order and return home to his planet of Sabal.

Logan and Oscar lose contact until 5 years later when their paths cross in the midst of a war zone. A diplomatic envoy to provide relief aid to refugees is attacked and taken hostage. Oscar and his master come to the rescue, and Oscar ends up carrying Logan across a war zone to safety. After 2 months of providing security detail, they part ways again. Logan back to his home and Oscar to the front lines of the war. They never contact each other after that.

3 years later, now with the war ended, the Jedi are doing some soul searching of their own and coming to terms with the fact that their role as peacekeepers has been replaced with soldier and that they have moved too away from the light to the point they did not realize a Sith Lord was right under their nose. It is also at this time that Logan returns to Coruscant in 8 years, now as a junior representative under Senator Kirkwood.

Oscar-calm, collect, model Jedi Oscar- is desperate to see Logan again. The war had taught just how quick death could come and how much he missed Logan. Logan, however, is careful to avoid Oscar. He knows Jedi shouldn’t have emotional attachments and he’s not willing to put his heart on the line again, especially how it was crushed so many years ago. Oscar’s opposition however, is not himself, but rather the Jedi Code and the one Jedi Master who hadn’t learned a single thing and seems hell bent on enforcing the most traditionalist reading of it, James Vowles.

Logan, due to his works, is the target of many assassination attempts and requires a Jedi security detail. To avoid any attachment, the council refuses Oscar’s bid and sends Alex instead. Downside is Logan is charming and kind and Alex seems to have adopted him like the many Tookas he has in hidden in his room.

This attachment is obvious, and James being the hater that he is, has Alex is removed and replaced with George. George goes in with his game face on but quickly understands why Alex loved this kid so much and has also adopted him. He is then replaced with Fredrick Vesti, who is also removed and replaced with Jenson.

It also doesn't help that Logan has also bonded with his Jedi protectors and sends them stuff as thank you, mainly in the form of homemade baked goods. Alex comes with a case full of delicious strawberry tarts after a conference in Naboo. George receives a tray of brownies a week after accompanying Logan on a trade deal. Jenson receives muffins every week to accompany his morning cup of tea. Meanwhile, Oscar is gnawing at the bars of his enclosure as his attempts to meet Logan for a meal are rejected.

Brocedes

I know what you're thinking. Jedi Lewis and Senator Nico in a combination of hidden marriage and that one scene where Obi Wan is debating Satine about the necessity of war. To which I say, close but not quite.

Lewis and Nico grew up in the temple together and became padawans at the exact same time. Nico as the padawan of Jedi Master Schumacher and Lewis as the padawan of Jedi Master Lauda. They were best friends, but also something more.

However, once the war approached, Lewis quickly became disillusioned. He was a jedi to be a peacekeeper, a diplomat, yet here and now, he was a general. Nico, however, felt that fighting and leading this war was the responsibility of the Jedi. They are fighting to end this war.

Unable to take it anymore, Lewis sheds his status as a Jedi and enters politics as a representative and later a senator with the goal to end this war. Nico takes this as betrayal and in the year of Lewis's election, runs a smear campaign against him. During this time, Supreme Chancellor Helmut Marko is revealed to be a Sith lord and dies. Some say Lewis killed him, some say Max shoved him out a window, most believe his racist heart gave up and stopped and he fell off a loading platform. Either way he's dead and Lewis has been elected into the position of Supreme Chancellor.

With the war now ended, Nico is eager to repair their broken relationship and reignite the love they once had. Lewis would prefer the Jedi Council send him a different Jedi as security detail because he is very busy repairing the galaxy is the aftermath of a brutal war.

****

Lewis could feel that his headache-inducing day would not be ending anytime soon. It was bad enough the financial guilds wanted to raise the interest rates on loans but now he would have to deal with this mess.

Opening the door, he found the Jedi Master Nico Rosberg lying across his table with his head resting in his hand. "Hello, Chancellor."

"Hello, Jedi." With a wave of the force, Lewis sent Nico flying off the table.

"Aww, that's not nice. Especially since I'm here to protect you and all." Nico sauntered over to the couch as Lewis took a seat at his desk.

"I believe I requested Master Russel and Master Verstappen, even Master Albon will do." Lewis would much rather have his former padawans or the most calm and levelheaded Jedi of their generation over this.

"Well, George and Max are currently not on good terms and the council feared it would jeopardize your security." Of course they were. Training them together was tough, he still blames Kimi's refusal to have a padawan as the reason he was stuck with two. "Alex and Oscar are currently guarding Representative Sargeant and Senator Kirkwood so they're also unavailable."

"Was there no one else the order could spare? Surely the Council would not waste the time of a Jedi Master such as you on protecting someone as lowly as me. Especially since the only event this week is a charity gala." Lewis went through his calendar to see what he had next, avoiding the gentle tug on the force bond that neither of them had the heart to cut when it all fell apart.

"A charity gala is extremely risky. With all those important people there, someone has to watch your back Chancellor." Nico smiled like a loth-cat.

"Oh," Lewis raised an eyebrow. "And does this protection only extend to me or to my date as well?"

A twitch of the eyebrow and the forceful tug on the force bond, was all Lewis needed.

"I'm afraid it only extends to the Chancellor." Nico said through gritted teeth.

**** If you want more of these, just let me know.

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Fastest Growing Fandoms on AO3 This Week (04/08/2024)

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[marblish0220]

equal parts laughing and crying at this thumbnail

[applesdefinitely]

why don't you think i'm either bi or pretending that i might be? i'm not bi or pretending, but why does no one think i'm lying, i just want you to think i might have secrets

[x]

[kingofthecotas]

solar flare | ~7.3k

“Captain.” He can see the way Valentino smiles out of the corner of his eye. “Captain. What a surprise to see you here.” “Have you been on Nova long?” “Just docked this afternoon.” “Ah. Welcome.” Valentino gestures for another drink before tilting his head towards one of the booths in the corner. “Shall we sit? It feels like years since I’ve seen you.” (It hasn't been. But it feels like it.)

star trek au | part 1 here

in my defence. this is all @certainstarfishllama’s fault

[anomura]

callum is so touchy with everyone huh how much of that shit w austin do we think was scripted and how much was it him just being. him

[semifinaldraw]

wirtz/musiala doodle

[earl-grey-teacake]

F1 Star Wars AU- Loscar and Brocedes- Pt. 2

@481boxboxbaby More as a thank you for that amazing gif you attached to the last response.

LOSCAR

A Jedi must not have attachments. He must not feel fear or jealousy, fear of loss or a desire to possess.

Oscar knew he was not acting properly. He was fearful of Logan's rejection, jealous of the affection he bestowed on others and his fellow jedi who were the recipient. He was terrified of losing him again, the memories of Logan leaving the temple was a fixture in his memory. He wanted to be with Logan, he wanted Logan to come back or maybe he would leave the order for Logan. All of those thoughts were simply not allowed and must be meditated on so he could overcome them.

"MROWR!" A plump, fluffy loth cat made its presence known as it thumped its fat tail against the floor. It was orange with brown stripes and large green eyes.

"Oh, how did you get in?" Oscar got up from his bed as the creature decided to run face first into the door in a sad attempt to escape.

Frustrated, the cat tried to claw at the metal door to no avail. Sighing, Oscar opened the door and causing the poor thing to roll outside. "Let's get you back to your owner."

There was only one person in the temple to own a loth cat and that was Alex. The man was an animal magnet and even worse, has a bad habit of never saying no to letting them so home with him. While it was against the rules, the animal's persistence and willingness to crawl through the vents made it easer to just agree on them staying in his room.

This one must be a new cat since the others usually don't like being out of Alex's room. "Mrow!" The creature marched off as Oscar followed, not wanting the poor thing to get lost again.

"Lolo!" Jedi Knight Alex exclaimed as he rounded the corner and the little creature leaped into his arms, its bushy tail waving happily. "Hey, you know you can't be roaming around like that. What would happen if you got lost? Logan would have my head."

"Logan? This is Logan's loth cat?" Oscar stared at the loth cat as it wiggled out of Alex's hold and meandered over to Oscar, rubbing its head against Oscar's leg and wrapping his tail around his ankle.

"Yeah, Logan and I found him during that conference in Naboo. The little thing has snuck into Logan's room and ate all of the Muja fruit cake. His name is actually Muja after the fruit but I call him Lolo since he kind of looks like Logan." Oscar could see what Alex was talking about. The green eyes were quite similar.

"Why do you have him? Should he be with Logan?"

"Logan's on a trip with Senator Kirkwood and George went with him so I'm watching Lolo in the meantime."

BROCEDES

"Master Rosberg," Lewis's voice interrupted the silence.

Nico looked up from his data pad to see Lewis sitting on the couch across from him, also staring at his own data pad.

"Yes," Nico responded, a hand still petting Roscoe.

"What size clothing do you wear?"

"Huh?" Nico sat up straighter.

"What size of clothing?" Lewis did not look up. "If any date I bring is not protected, it would be careless of me to bring one. I would not want them in danger because of me. Since you have been assigned to me and will clearly not leave, then I have no choice as to take you as my plus one anyways. So what size?"

"Uh..uhm... Medium?" Nico's mind was racing at a million parsecs. What was happening? Did he get poisoned?

"I was thinking purple and black but if you have any recommendations for colors, let me know. We have a fitting early tomorrow morning so it's best for us to get to bed now. " Lewis responded calmly and stood up. "Let's go Roscoe, bedtime."

The dog crawled off Nico and followed his master to the bedroom, leaving Nico in the living room alone. He couldn't help but wonder if it would be too impulsive if he went up to Lewis and asked him "what are we?"

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