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I love love. Every day of my life is Valentine’s Day. When you’re a pathological narcissist, you have to fall in love with yourself every day.
Happy 39th birthday, Katya! (may 1st, 1982)
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From now on I am taking dating advice from Katya only.
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[explaining tumblr friendships to outsiders] well, you see, when you know each other's porn preferences, it really creates a bond
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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image
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Just so you know, Tumblr, I am posting from here.
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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years
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PATRICK STUMP BIRTHDAY TODAY 🥳🥳🎉🎉

#that's exactly the one i was looking for today lol#only i was trying to find the clear version of the full pic wth joe - no luck((#it's patrick day!
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patrick and joe here is like the 1.0 version of the “have YOU accepted joetrick as our lord and saviour” photo


Fall Out Boy
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For a short time at the lake this morning it actually looked like this.
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