#starkid timeline

[cak31ssuperi04]

"Basically what happens is, Grace and Max are right about to win. They're right about to do it. And then, there's a groaning. In the floorboards. Suddenly, the staircase gives out beneath Grace and Max, and they fall through the floors. They fall stories. Pieces of wood shove through their chests, and they both are killed."

"But keep this in mind, nothing truly dies in the Waylon house. Grace and Max become ghosts, and they're off doing whatever, but they're no longer involved in the tournament."

So.. that Pit Stop in Hatchetfield tag team deathmatch huh.

[coloredlion]

“This parasite will burrow inside the chrysalis, often killing the caterpillar before it even has a chance of emerging.”

[just-some-normal-jessica]

this is how Witch In The Web went right?

[wispexists]

Watching Black Friday in 2020 after rewatching tgwdlm: oh wow is that the hot chocolate guy at the end? What a neat callback

Watching Black Friday now: FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT WAS PETE. THAT WAS PETE AT THE END. HE FUCKING DIED WITH EVERYONE ELSE. FUCK FUUUCK. THEY FUCKING KILLED HIM. HIS LAST MOMENTS BEFORE DYING WERE SPENT WITH HIS BROTHER. WHAT THE HELL MAN.

[justtrashperson]

Doodle dump but it’s the spankoffski bros + tinky

[booigi-boi]

It's that time of the year again, fellow consumers 🍏🔥

[aintnothinglikeadikrat]

Ive been seeing a few people say “how is the homeless guy in x musical if ted dies before he can become the time bastard” & idk if people have said this before but I do think there’s a relatively simple canon explanation

Witch in the Web implies the alternate timelines only came into existence as a result of Hannah’s birth, meaning the timelines only deviate at some point after November 29th 2005 (based on what we know about Hannah’s age in Black Friday that’s the earliest possible date for her to be born)

If Ted got trapped in the past on October 17th 2004 like he says, then he would’ve been homeless when the timelines started deviating, so the homeless guy from the TGWDLM timeline & all the other timelines is the Ted from the Time Bastard timeline, not the Ted of that timeline.

Which also explains why even though Ted is presumably alive in the NPMD timeline, Tinky already has him in the Bastards Box.

[spankoffski]

“we dance around the pentagram and take all our kingdoms back!”

take WHAT BACK?

who took the kingdoms in the FIRST PLACE

WHERE DID THEY GOOOOOOOO

WHAT DO YOU MEAN KINGDOMS??

[soupdwelling]

i can’t believe there was a standoff of the person who’d died most in hatchetfield vs the person who’s killed the most in hatchetfield and the person who’s died the most won

[unvexes]

SHAKER CHARM (and sticker pack) INTEREST CHECK

i’ve had this idea floating around in my head for a bit so i wanted to see how interested people are with actually purchasing a physical version of the charm or stickers!

(please note that 1: the charm design is not final, but the final version will be similar in concept, and 2: filling out the form does not bind you to buying it, it’s just a way for me to gage interest!)

[yourlocalabomination]

Song - Taking What’s Not Yours by Tv Girl.

(I learnt my lesson from last time so here’s the animated version in the original post)

[justa-regularuser]

Alight to parts unknown...

[starkidblubber]

Steph: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Pete meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

[reverseisekai-richie]

The Queen in White

The Lord in Black

More than rulers, they are the living Black and White itself, unable to ever fully rid themselves of the other.

Wanted to add some more Yog-Sothoth “knows the gate, is the gate, is the key and guardian of the gate” and Azathoth “our reality is his mindless dream” flavor to Wiggly and Webby in my headcanon in a few ways, and also an idea on why gods have a 5-v-1 stalemate. 

[darealsaltysam]

how it started VS how it's going

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Me and my brother watched Pit Stop in Hatchetfield today and uh. I think we should talk about how there's a timeline where Paul and Emma end up in the Bastard's Box more.