#stargate shitpost

[sculptural-renaissance]

SGU Week Day 7 (Yeah I skipped 6, I think I mentioned my fave eps indirectly a few times): Found Family

Colonel Young was definitely father figure to some of the younger men on board, so in the memes I make, he has definitely adopted the "Dad" role. I usually photoshop the name on his uniform to say "DAD" instead of "YOUNG" because I am that kind of neurodivergent lmao

So here's some Colonel Dad for ya~

My choir teacher told me this joke in grad school and I haven't gotten over it.

I may be in the minority, but I like this ship. I wasn't sold either way until I saw their alternate future in Epilogue, and later after reading an interview from Alaina Huffman where she talked about her thoughts on the pairing. Definitely swayed me in support of TJ being the Hot Stepmom of this little family. ❤️‍🩹

This is actually how it all started, me making memes in Facebook messenger about Rick and Morty.

God I'm cringe

Bonus

Maybe he does want to be your "slightly crazy uncle," but he's gonna be a tsundere about it the whole time

There

That's a mental image you have now

You're welcome

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All right, this has been something! Kinda reminds me of all those RWBY art challenges I used to do when I was younger and less busy and less tired. You know, like 4 years ago. It was fun! I'm glad I got to draw again, even if I didn't really have time and was doing it in between putting resin coatings on rings. 😂 Maybe I'll get to draw more in the future. The memes will certainly continue at a breakneck pace. Just gotta post em. I also got to use my new little keyboard because sometimes typing long things on my phone makes me dissociate haha 😅

Also I'm aware SGU week technically over, but I haven't gone to bed yet, so it's definitely still Sunday fight me IRL

[artistic-lightcycle]

"Hey can I copy your homework?"

"Yeah, just change it up a bit so it doesn't look obvious you copied."

"Ok"

[spockvarietyhour]

SG1 but all the Asgard are played by Kermit the Frog.

[sga-owns-my-soul]

why must i "work" i want to lay in bed thinking about fictional middle aged men being gay and in love

[allthatmay]

So, I'm watching Stargate SG1, and naturally now my brain is saying: "Hey, what if there was a stargate on Raftel? What if Luffy went through it and kicked butt on other planets and people were horrified by his skills? What if Sanji was infected by a fem-presenting symbiote and formed something of an amicable relationship with it? Would Nika's powers instantly reject any goa'uld attempt to possess Luffy? And what about all of Robin's hands? She would totally be seen as something divine; the goa'uld would definitely want her for a host. And the asgard! WHAT ABOUT THE ASGARD? The introduction of devil fruits into interstellar society could totally change the playing field!"

[greenapplespider]

People in discord were insistent that this is what cartoon me was thinking about- now it was mpreg about a man named Todd but not Todd Howard 😔

Todd the Wraith from Stargate Atlantis- I just think he should have to lay an egg 🥺

Might write a fic about it- might make some art, see where the road takes me

[sgu-abridged]

SGU Abridged is a year old today (over on Facebook), so I decided to bring it over to Tumblr! You may have seen some of my posts over on my main, @sculptural-renaissance, but I thought a separate blog would be better for sharing the obscene amounts of content I've been generating.

Please enjoy this Very Special Video™️ I've made to mark my first anniversary on Facebook and to inaugurate my new side blog~

Song: "I Love Never Changing My Clothes" by Hot Dad

[artistic-lightcycle]

Hammond: Colonel, you're in charge while I'm gone

Jack: alright *shrug*

Woolsey: Colonel, you're in charge while I'm gone

John: Can I not? *at the edge of tears*

[distressedgorgon]

Quick Question.

If there was a major controversy within the Stargate community... what would we call it?

[cuprohastes]

Imagine making Stargate today

They have this big ancient ring they need to decode. They have it hooked up to the power, but how do they activate it...

"Hello I'm the Lockpicking lawyer and today we're looking at a Stargate. Let's see... click on Chevron one..."

[judgeverse]

When Daniel gets recognized in public, it’s not for the reason he expects.

context for non-stargate followers: Stargate SG1 has an in-universe show (Wormhole Xtreme) blatantly based off the actual main characters; Daniel's probably likelier to get recognized as his expy character (whose actor wrote a biography) than his real self. god i love stargate.

[sculptural-renaissance]

SGU Week Day 3 (yeahhhhhhh, 3): Favorite Friendship

There are so many wonderful friendships in SGU, but I really love the friendship between Greer and Matt (sorry it just feels weird to call Greer "Ron" even though that's his name, idk why that is??). It's just so strong and genuine, and I love seeing healthy portrayals of masculine friendship.

I'd venture to say that they're the two most competent guys on Destiny's crew, but in my memes, they've kinda devolved into two lovable himbos who share a brain cell (but they lost it). Here are some of my favorites.

We all wish there were more episodes, right?? Here's an "episode" I made where Matt and Greer decide to capture a space bison, believing it to be a dinosaur.

Rush is there, too. He must suffer at the hands of Matt and Greer's combined energy.

See! They know stuff!!

OIL. [patriotic screeching]

They're so ambitious I love them

It is a dinosaur as long as you believe

For the oil [patriotic screeching]

And now for something completely different~

They know about dinosaurs and ghosts. They are very smart 💚

And just for fun, here's a little nonsense with guest appearances by Eli and Colonel Young. They're having a little too much fun with that Waluigi board.

[going-astronuts]

*comms rustling* Hello, this is your Captain speaking. Due to an emergency call from a civilian passenger ship we will enter a Stargate. Entry in 30. Secure yourself and read instructions. (was that good?

*muffled response*

Yeah. Yeah got it- oh. I forgot to turn the dang thing off) *louder again* Captain out.

[lunadreamscaper]

Imagine if Johnny Ghost and Johnny Toast found the Stargate lmao

I know some of you are like “oh no so many people would die lmao” but actually I’m pretty sure it’d be fine bc their own incompetence would get them killed in the first place. (Standing to close to the portal/Stargate turning on and getting vaporized and then the VenturianTale outro starts playing)/silly

I actually don’t think anyone in this fandom has seen or even heard of Stargate, Stargate SG-1 specifically. Good show tho definitely recommend it’s free on Amazon prime.

Alternative headcanon though is that I’m sure Johnny Ghost and Johnny Toast would enjoy watching Stargate SG-1 together though.

[sga-owns-my-soul]

not tryna die

not tryna live through the current state of the world

need a secret third thing

[dearophelia]

if store-bought lore is inconsistent or bad, it’s okay to make your own!