#mpregstory

[fearfulfertility]

CONFIDENTIAL LOGISTICS REPORT

DRC, Planning & Evaluation Office, Logistics & Infrastructure Division

Date: [REDACTED]

To: Director [REDACTED]

From: Administrator [REDACTED], Logistics & Infrastructure Division

Subject: Facility Expansion: New Paternity Compound Construction

Executive Summary

This report outlines the ongoing expansion of DRC-operated paternity compounds across several strategic locations nationwide. In response to increasing insemination rates and projected surrogacy demands, we have begun constructing new high-capacity compounds to accommodate more surrogates. These expansions will enable the DRC to streamline the conscription process, optimize surrogacy cycles, and ensure our ability to meet the population sustainability targets outlined for the next fiscal period.

The new compounds focus on enhanced security, specialized medical equipment, and increased surrogacy capacity.

I. Facility Expansion Overview

Strategic Locations and Site Selection

To ensure regional coverage and minimize travel time to detain and inseminated surrogates, the DRC has approved the construction of [REDACTED] new paternity compounds in FEMA Zones 4, 6, 7, and 8. These facilities will be situated in [REDACTED] areas, selected for their proximity to population centers, existing transport infrastructure, and relative isolation, ensuring operational security.

Zone 4: Atlanta, GA

Zone 6: Houston, TX

Zone 7: Omaha, NE

Zone 8: Denver, CO

Each compound is designed to accommodate [REDACTED] surrogates at any given time, with the ability to scale up to [REDACTED] in emergencies. Construction is scheduled for completion within the next [REDACTED] months, with the first inspections set to begin by [REDACTED] this year.

Paternity Compound Design Features:

High-Capacity Paternity Wards: Each compound contains specialized wards designed to manage surrogates carrying up to sedecatuplets (16), with private rooms for those at risk of premature labor.

Enhanced Monitoring Systems: Advanced surveillance and biometric monitoring ensure constant oversight and swift response to emergencies.

Security Enhancements: Reinforced containment protocols, secure access points, and patrol routes have been established to prevent unauthorized access and ensure surrogate compliance.

II. Specialized Equipment and Medical Support

Given the unique demands and expectations placed on surrogates, each paternity compound will be equipped with advanced medical infrastructure to ensure the safety and effective management of extreme weight gain, reduced mobility, and increased risks of organ stress.

Key Equipment and Infrastructure:

Reinforced Support Beds: Traditional hospital beds have proven insufficient for surrogates carrying high multiples, whose pregnancies can lead to total weight gains exceeding 200 lbs. Each ward will feature reinforced, adjustable support beds capable of accommodating extreme weights. These beds will be equipped with pressure-relief systems to minimize discomfort and reduce the risk of bedsores for near-immobile surrogates.

“I hate that I’m here! But… all I have is this bed! I can’t move, I can’t breathe half the time, but at least I have a fucking memory foam mattress!” - Surrogate S118-176-J, 27 days pregnant with decatuplets (10)

Automated Feeding & Hydration Systems: Automated systems will ensure continuous nutrition and hydration to support surrogates with reduced mobility. Given the caloric intake requirements for such pregnancies, these systems will monitor and adjust fluid and nutrient delivery, reducing the need for frequent staff intervention.

“I’m basically just a machine now, aren’t I? They hook me up, pump me full of these stupid protein shakes, and keep me breathing so I can keep carrying these bowling ball-sized kids. It’s disgusting!” - Surrogate S117-138-N, 18 days pregnant with quattuordecatuplets (14)

Custom Mobility Aids: Custom-designed lift systems and mobility aids will be integrated into each ward to facilitate the movement of surrogates. These devices will allow for safe repositioning, transfers to specialized birthing chairs, and support during transport.

“I don’t know how they expect us to move with this much weight on us. Even standing feels like my legs are going to snap. Those lifts? They’re humiliating... but without them, I wouldn’t be able to get out of bed at all.” - Surrogate S120-494-P, 30 days into a sedecatuplets (16) pregnancy

Advanced Fetal Monitoring: Each compound will have real-time ultrasound and biometric monitoring stations to track fetal development. Given the accelerated gestational period, these systems will continuously update fetal positioning, size, and viability, enabling rapid response to complications.

"It’s terrifying. Knowing how big they are, how many there are… they’re not coming out normal. When I finally pop them all out, they’ll get better care than I ever did!" - Surrogate S119-667-N, 22 days pregnant with hendecatuplets (14)

Dedicated Obstetrics & Neonatal Care Units: Immediate neonatal care is essential, and each compound will include state-of-the-art neonatal intensive care units (NICUs) to support newborns. Advanced incubators and respiratory support systems will ensure the survival of even the most premature babies.

"They always tell me how important it is to ensure the babies survive, even if I don’t. I get it, I do… but knowing there’s a whole team of people ready to take over the second I’m gone? It’s like they’ve already decided how this ends." - Surrogate S117-856-M, 8 days pregnant with tridecatuplets (13)

Pain Management and Sedation Systems: Surrogates will experience extreme discomfort and physical strain. Each paternity ward will be equipped with integrated IV pain management systems, allowing for both localized and systemic pain relief. Sedation protocols can be initiated remotely if a surrogate's distress becomes vocal, ensuring they can not incite civil disorder.

“I’m so big I can’t even see my dick, which is now buried under all these babies and fat. I’d be lying if I said the meds didn't help to blitz me out of my mind... a caring them I'm a gigantic incubator now.” - Surrogate S119-461-L, 11 days pregnant with dodecatuplets (12)

Future Equipment Developments: Research teams are exploring next-generation mobility aids, including exoskeleton support harnesses, to provide mobility assistance for late-term surrogates. These innovations aim to improve surrogate survival to deliver full-term pregnancies. Once available, prototypes will be tested in select compounds.

III. Expansion Strategy: Future Projections and Scaling

Projected Surrogacy Demand: With the increase in insemination rates, each compound is expected to handle up to [REDACTED] inseminations per month once fully operational. This translates to a need for approximately [REDACTED] newborns annually to meet population sustainability targets. Our current projections indicate that these numbers are achievable.

IV. Conclusion and Recommendations

The successful construction and operation of these new paternity compounds are critical to effectively maintaining the DRC’s ability to enforce surrogacy mandates. Our specialized equipment and infrastructure improvements will ensure we meet demands while preserving control over our surrogate.

Report submitted by: Administrator [REDACTED], Logistics & Infrastructure Division

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To: Administrator [REDACTED], Logistics & Infrastructure Division

From: Director [REDACTED], DRC

Subject: RE: Facility Expansion: New Paternity Compound Construction

Dear Mr. [REDACTED],

I’ve reviewed the latest progress report on the new Paternity Compounds, and I must commend your team on the impressive strides made thus far, even with the ambitious timeline we’ve set.

I have been particularly interested in the improvements to our birthing suites. As you are well aware, managing multiple pregnancies presents unique challenges.

We are entering a critical phase. I want to emphasize that these upcoming births will set a precedent for all future operations. The successful use of these new facilities will allow us to demonstrate that our methods ensure the next generation's survival and that we can handle the demands without sacrificing efficiency or outcomes.

I look forward to seeing the first results when the initial surrogates reach full term and the birthing suites are fully operational.

Keep up the excellent work, and do not hesitate to reach out if additional resources or support are needed to ensure success.

Regards, Director [REDACTED]

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[greenapplespider]

People in discord were insistent that this is what cartoon me was thinking about- now it was mpreg about a man named Todd but not Todd Howard 😔

Todd the Wraith from Stargate Atlantis- I just think he should have to lay an egg 🥺

Might write a fic about it- might make some art, see where the road takes me

[mpregstory]

ANNOUNCMENT

My inbox is open again for questions and story requests!

- mpregstory

[sporadicmind13]

Thinking about a fantasy mpreg:

-Runaway Prince meets Outcast. -They start to fall for one another. -Have tiny little Prince/Outcast babies.

The end. :)

[mpreg-adventures]

Foodbaby:  A corn pregnancy pandemic

(early part of a new stories series. a first exclusive on tumblr, will be added later to DA. Hope you enjoy)

Foodbaby:  A corn pregnancy pandemic A Mpeg-Adventures/ Anzacfarmer1997 production and creation

A pandemic that caused healthy young men from the ages of 22 to 29 to develop a baby bump and pregnant-like symptoms each, but these 'infected' men weren't  actually pregnant. 'Golden Fortune' sweet corn (known as 'Milho Verde' [Green Corn]) was a recent new hybrid corn recently trialed and it passed its trials and was allowed to be grown specially as a 'corn on the cob' variety for human consumption.

The dangers of the new sweet corn variety weren't known yet and will only be finally accepted once it has claimed some victims. 'Golden Fortune' had a sweet sugary like taste and was best fresh and it was a star performer across the globe, it had a 70 day maturity making it a early cropping sweet corn and one of the fastest performers on the sweet corn market.

It was one man Henry George Fernandez a Brazilian Australia who actually caused the entire pandemic, he was patient zero.

Sunday 19th September 2022.... Henry Fernandez purchased a package of the new sweet corn from the local supermarket, once he returned home he barbequed the cobs up and smeared butter on them and dinned in on them, his six-pack abdomen began swelling as he was halfway eating the first cob, and then as he finished the first cob his abdomen started violently moving as if he was pregnant. He poked at his swollen six-pack abdomen and it was firm and not squishy but the load of the new sweet corn kernels inside his belly returned a reply by 'kicking and fluttering' about as if he was pregnant with a fetus.

Henry was taken to the local hospital and had examinations and ultrasounds and the ultrasound came be with imaging of a mass kicking around inside his abdomen.....

[weiner-does-preg]

Now make Jester Agnes go into labor mid-act

The crowd thinks he’s a riot

[fearfulfertility]

WORKMAN COMESENTATION CLAIM

DRC, Administration & Management Office, Human Resources Division

To: DRC Claims Review Board

From: Employee ID [REDACTED]

Date: [REDACTED]

Subject: Rise in Compound Work Injury Claims

I. Claim Summary

Mr. [REDACTED] (Employee ID# HS-137-611), assigned to the Gestational Support Command, has submitted a claim for work-related injuries sustained during routine surrogate handling duties at Paternity Compound 137. The claim outlines physical injuries attributed to interactions with surrogates during a personal monitoring session, specifically citing muscular strain, joint stress, and abrasions incurred as part of the surrogate gratification procedures.

II. Incident Description

At 13:20 on [REDACTED], Employee HS-137-611 was assigned to conduct a physical engagement of Surrogate S137-614-P, who was at +19 days gestation with sexdecuplets (16). The surrogate’s condition was flagged as an unusually high degree of prenatal nymphomania, a behavioral side effect frequently observed in most surrogates. The evaluation was intended to reduce the surrogate’s discomfort and agitated mood to return to behavioral stability.

Upon initiation of the session, the surrogate began exhibiting heightened physical restlessness and compulsive behaviors consistent with gestational hormonal surges. Employee HS-137-611 attempted to follow established engagement protocols, which required direct physical insertion to stabilize the surrogate and manage their urges. However, the surrogate’s extreme abdominal size and mobility issues created an unpredictable environment, leading to a series of complications for the employee.

III. Details of Injuries Sustained

Lower Back Strain: The surrogate's advanced abdominal distension significantly limited the employee’s ability to maintain proper ergonomic positioning during the session, resulting in sustained stress on the lumbar region. The weight and movement of the surrogate’s abdomen further exacerbated this strain, especially during heightened activity.

Abrasion Injuries: The surrogate’s unexpected movements resulted in significant friction-related abrasions to the employee's arms and chest. Mr. [REDACTED] indicated that the surrogate’s movements were both unpredictable and forceful, making it difficult to avoid these injuries.

Joint Pain in Wrists and Knees: The employee reported experiencing joint pain in both wrists and knees due to the physical responsiveness to engagement, which required the employee to repeatedly shift positioning to maintain control and ensure safety during the session. These adjustments placed excessive pressure on weight-bearing joints, contributing to localized inflammation and discomfort.

IV. Contributing Factors

The surrogate’s unpredictable reactions have been cited as a significant factor in the injuries sustained due to more vigorous and prolonged activity than is typical during surrogate gratification procedures. Despite attempts to adhere to standard protocol, the surrogate’s heightened state rendered many of these measures insufficient, forcing the employee to rely on adaptive physical engagement techniques that increased the risk of injury.

V. Statements

Employee

"Look, I was just doing what the protocol said, but this preggo was on another level. He was completely out of control—so worked up I could barely keep up. I tried shifting around to get a better angle, but his sheer size made it impossible to keep my footing. I’m just saying, if these guys are gonna get this worked up, someone’s gotta think about the toll it’s taking on us."

Surrogate

"I don’t know what the big deal is. I just… I couldn’t help it, okay? These babies are all fighting for space in there, and I can feel them all the time—kicking, squirming—it’s too much! Is he complaining about his back?! I’m the one who’s gained 210 lbs in three weeks!"

VI. Medical Evaluation

Employee HS-137-611 was evaluated by the Paternity Compound 137 medical staff, who confirmed the following injuries:

Grade II lower back strain

Bilateral wrist tendonitis

Surface abrasions on the arms and chest

The employee has requested:

Paid medical leave for two weeks to recover from the injuries.

Additional training for handling surrogates exhibiting heightened hormonal behaviors.

Sedatives to be applied to high-risk surrogates to reduce the risk during compliance procedures.

Pending further investigation, the DRC Claims Review Board will determine the validity of Mr. [REDACTED] (Employee ID# HS-137-611) workman’s compensation claim. The board recognizes the physical demands placed on staff during surrogate engagements and will consider adjustments to safety protocols to prevent future incidents.

This case highlights the need for ongoing staff training and protective measures when interacting with surrogates in advanced gestation to ensure the safety of DRC employees.

VII. Overall Employee Injury Statistics

Late-stage surrogates with high multiples exhibit a combination of extreme physical changes and heightened hormonal states, which frequently result in unpredictable and physically demanding interactions for staff.

Injury Rates

Employees handling surrogates carrying +12 fetuses report injuries at a rate [REDACTED]% higher than those managing surrogates with fewer multiples.

The most common injuries include [REDACTED], muscular strain, abrasions, [REDACTED], and joint-related stress.

Severe injuries, such as fractures or nerve damage, account for [REDACTED]% of reported cases, often attributed to surrogate-related behavioral outbursts or sudden physical engagement.

High-Risk Gestational States

Surrogates at +10 days gestation show a significant increase in hormonal behaviors, including restlessness, compulsiveness, and enhanced physical responsiveness. These factors directly contribute to the likelihood of employee injuries.

The combination of extreme abdominal distension, weight gain, and prenatal hormonal surges creates a uniquely hazardous working environment for staff.

Behavioral Challenges

Surrogates carrying +12 fetuses are [REDACTED] as likely to exhibit heightened prenatal nymphomania, leading to increased physical demands on staff.

Conclusion

Without immediate intervention, the rising trend of injuries associated with surrogate management will continue to strain compound operations. The Gestational Support Command must prioritize the development of advanced handling protocols, expanded access to protective gear, and training programs tailored to high-multiple surrogates to safeguard employee well-being and maintain operational efficiency.

These statistics underscore the urgency of addressing the physical demands placed on staff in high-risk situations to reduce injury rates and ensure a sustainable working environment.

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[broodybelly]

That moment when a guy goes to put on his pants but they are feeling tight around the hips. He tries buttoning the pants up but he can't seem to get the button to the hole. He thinks "these must have shrunk." Except he tries all the pants in his wardrobe but all that will fit around his slightly bigger belly are a pair of sweatpants. He looks at himself in the mirror, maybe... no! Was his belly sticking out a little bit more than before? When did that happen?

He keeps telling himself it's just water weight. He's slightly bloated. But slowly his belly keeps getting bigger and bigger no matter how many exercises he does the beer gut stays.

He has to admit to himself maybe this isn't water weight.

#mpreg #mpregstory #gainerfiction #mpregfiction #gainer #gainerstory #bellyinflation

[ilitiaforever]

someone reposted your art mpregstory. tumblr. com/ post /655539035615428608/

Thank you very much for informing me, and I will send a message to whoever published it, to put my nickname, thank you for supporting and protecting my work. 

[moiracolleenodell]

Honestly, I follow one blog with an mpreg storyline and reblog from it because it’s Good Omens and Aziraphale has been expecting twins for the last nine months (they were born last week), and Tumblr thinks that means I want to follow mpregstorys and andrewsmpreg and god knows what else. I don’t even reblog from it much. Just a few scattered posts tagged “mpreg” and Tumblr recommendations thinks I have a fetish.

[daddyy-k]

A story the amazing @mpregstory wrote that I asked about. All his stories are absolutely amazing 🥰

An idea I had in my head for awhile : Two friends from their football team go out to a corn eating competition and after literally stuffing themselves they get abducted and either impregnated by a mysterious person, mysterious group/ cult or by grey aliens

Football Dads

You slowly regain consciousness. The first thing that comes to your mind is the cold, hard floor you are lying on. You slowly try to find out about your surroundings. Where are you? Why are you here? What happened yesterday. You go through all your memories. Yesterday was the corn eating competition. You realize that you are not alone. In front of you is Peter, your buddy from the football team. Memories come to mind. You were there together and competed against each other. You had won. Of course, because you can still feel this as your stomach is still completely full and super bloated. You stand up and shake his arm.

"Buddy, wake up!" Your friend is also slowly coming to. "What the...What happened? Where…Where are we?" he asks, while slowly getting up.

You have no idea yourself. It's not very dark, but still difficult to judge. It looks like a garage. "I think we're in someone's garage? But who's? We've got to get a-" You stop and see a letter lying on the floor that reads 'Read Me' in large letters. You pick it up and ask Peter: "Do you want to read it?"

"I would have, but I'm still completely full from yesterday, dude," he snorts. "same, dude" you say and open it:

Congratulations! You made it! I'm happy to tell you both that you've successfully participated in the project. Before I let you two out of this room, however, there are still a few details that need to be clarified. These follow:

Don't ask questions. It's not a matter of life or death…at least if you follow the rules. I will provide you with everything you need to continue participating in the project.

Doesn't attract attention. Don't tell anyone about the project out there. It's a secret. Nobody should know about it. We're not holding you captive, but don't forget that we're monitoring you 24/7. Before you worry about whether you really want to do this, I can help you with this decision: You have no choice but to participate.

Pay attention to your needs. The project is about 9 months. After that, you will be completely dismissed with a bonus. I hope for a good cooperation.

You will get a phone with which you can communicate with me to a small extent. However, as already mentioned in the 1, I can't answer any big questions.

Resistance is futile. Don't forget that.

Then this would be it. Enjoy your work!

"Enjoy your work...seriously?" you ask.

You're both completely confused. "Nine months," Peter stutters. Before you both can think further, a loud announcement sounds:

'Welcome to your new Home' and a door right behind Peter opens.

part 2

A person you don't know just has you in their hands. The first few minutes are still completely strange. You are in a large mansion with a garden. However, completely cut off from civilization. No people around, except the two of you. The mansion has two large bedrooms, as you see when you inspect it. A basement with pool and sauna, another pool in the garden and a large children's room with exactly 4 cots. When you see this, your head clicks and you repeat the text: "about nine months…fuck!", and you look at Peter in shock.

"What?"

You stare into space and only say: "Whoever is running this project got us pregnant and if I can interpret that correctly, we should each give birth to 2 twin children in the end of the ninth month…"

You both tried everything over the next few weeks and months to get more information or to check the project for weak points in order to be released, but unfortunately Peter and a little later you gave up hope and played the game. You've spent hours thinking about what the others in your life must be thinking. Two football players suddenly disappear without a trace for nine months? Then, after weeks of desperation, there was a text message that said: Nobody will notice anything. The time is waiting for you. Stay healthy.

In other words, if you got that right, is the person trying to tell you that time stands still while you're here and only moves on once you're released?

You didn't really get the hang of it, but the theory that you two got impregnated was confirmed when your bodies started to change and both of your bellies started to massively expand and bloat. There were only clothes in the mansion that were sorted there from day one. They both fit you at the beginning, but for example the shirts became tighter and tighter until they were totally tight or ripped open when you moved. You were able to sort out the jeans after three months because neither of you then fit in and you were reduced to jogging pants, which you could just pull up to the pelvis and which were very uncomfortable when sitting. Underpants were only comfortable, especially in the heat, when you forget that the genitals of both of you have grown a bit and the underpants resulted in a full bulge. But something else also happened. Something between you and Peter.

You've been with each other all the time since then and even though playing football turned into swimming, you got to know a lot more about each other. Peter is incredibly good at playing the piano and since there was actually one in the Mansion's living room, he was even able to teach you how to play a little. Peter didn't know anything about your cooking skills and you both started to cook large and sophisticated dishes. The groceries for this were always delivered to the garage once a week. Then one evening Peter kissed you in the pool. For the first time you felt something there that you had never felt with anyone else.

part 3

It can't be much longer. Like the days before, you were woken up by Braxton hicks, which not only started with you, but also with Peter. But the night was also unbearable. It was so warm that you decided to sleep naked. You sit up in bed and circle the large pregnancy belly which is pressing on your pelvis. You count to three and get up in one go to waddle to the closet with your legs apart like a duck. You wonder if Peter is awake yet?

You have to clear your head first when you open the closet. The heat pulls all your concentration out of you and you don't even reach for socks but only for underpants which you then slowly and strenuously put on back on the bed. Then you lean back with your arms and try to reduce the stress again.

When you open the room door, you see that Peter's is also open. He must have woken up by now. This is confirmed when you enter the basement and see him rising out of the water.

"The contractions were so strong again this morning that I had to go down into the water," he explained. "Everything OK?"

You lean against the tiled wall and answer: "Yes, contractions… Me too, but I don't think I'm going into the water now. I'm more in the mood for breakfast…"

"Totally! I follow you!"

While you can already see the fridge within reach, Peter, just like you, is busy getting up the stairs, as this has become really challenging over the months. You decide on your favorite breakfast and you both treat yourself to double the amount for once. After that, not only are you completely full and bloated, but you immediately feel a little better. You settle on the couch and watch Peter play one of your favorite songs. Then your thoughts deepen. You two kissed for the first time a few weeks ago. It has stayed that way until now. Once, two days ago, you cuddled a little on the couch, but you can always feel that Peter actually wants more. You don't know if it's the fear or the fact that you're both very pregnant, although that's actually the smaller problem. It's your inexperience. Again you get up and position yourself behind Peter to lean forward to whisper in his ear: "I'm going down to the sauna now. You can come with me."

After a few minutes have passed and your underpants have already soaked with sweat, you get a little closer to each other. So close that our bellies pressed sideways together. Peter has characteristics of a top and that's how he pulls you towards him. He then climbs over you with one leg so that he is sitting on your lap. Of course, that's difficult because our two bumps are in the way, but that doesn't stop him from pressing on me until he stops. "Wait a minute."

You still hold his shoulders until he takes a deep breath. Then you circle his stomach and he says, "God that was just a really awkward and uncomfortable contraction."

He gets off you and you get up while you feel your water breaking and Peter sees all the amniotic fluid running down your legs. "Holy Fuck", you scream. That was just the most unusual feeling you've ever had and you realize that it's actually a very pleasant and beautiful feeling. Peter is still sitting on the sauna bench in shock and asks helpfully: "Did it hurt? Do you feel anything?"

"That felt liberating, but we have to get out of the basement very quickly, otherwise I won't be able to get up here later!"

Peter gives you a helping hand when you climb the stairs, but when he sits you down on the couch and goes into the kitchen to get towels, you see him clenching on the kitchen counter. "No way! Another contraction!" he shouts. As you realize that pushing your bellies on each other most likely triggered the labor, you too begin to go into regular labor. Only alternately but then more and more synchronously. However, your cervix is already opening further and you feel the first contractions to push. Even though Peter's water breaks he still wants to help you until you scream out: "Take care of yourself! I think we give birth at the same time. Everyone takes care of themselves. That's the best way! Fuck!" You feel the first child sink more and more until the lights in your head slowly go out and you faint.

part 4

You slowly regain consciousness. The first thing that comes to your mind is the cold, hard floor you are lying on. You slowly try to find out about your surroundings. Where are you? Where is Peter and what...happened? You go through all your memories. You were in Labor. You gave birth to...twins. You realize that Peter lays in front of you. He also wakes up after you call at him. You both stand up and a loud announcement sounds:

'Congratulations! Both of you have successfully mastered the project and are now free again'

After the loudspeakers go out, the garage door opens for the first time and you both see how time suddenly starts again and the birds in the sky fly again. Both of you can see right away that you are in the neighborhood of the school. So whoever planned all of this also brought you to different places.

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So this story was kinda fun to imagine and writing down. Thank you all for reading my stuff! <3

[mpreg-adventures]

Foodbaby: A Corn Pregnancy Pandemic finale

Foodbaby: A Corn Pregnancy Pandemic finale written and created by Mpreg-Adventures/Anzacfarmer1997

Previously on  Foodbaby: A Corn Pregnancy Pandemic.... Henry was taken to the local hospital and had examinations and ultrasounds and the ultrasound came be with imaging of a mass kicking around inside his abdomen.....

Now on the Foodbaby: A Corn Pregnancy Pandemic.... Henry's pregnant-like abdomen was moving and fluttering about as a nurse was dragging the doppler across his bloated belly, on the ultrasound monitor  there was a large gray mass on the screen and this mass was what had to be giving Henry his pregnancy-like symptoms and he took several pregnancy tests and they all came back positive, it was quite strange.

Another possibility was that the mass inside Henry's abdomen was a tumor but it was no tumor growth, the only thing that could of caused the mass was his dinner from the previous night. He told the doctors that his dinner included corn cobs and that he started to feel quite bloated and heavy after he consumed the cob of corn.

How Henry became 'pregnant' really baffled medical staff as it is impossible for male pregnancy because the male body lacks vital reproduction organs that females have.

The mass or 'foodbaby' continued to grow in Henry's stomach taking up all the available space in his stomach which caused discomfort and occasional pain.

Two days into Henry's stay in hospital ,his condition was dangerously deteriorating at an alarming rate. At 4pm Henry had to be put in a coma, two hours later Henry started seizing and violently moving side to side as the movement in his 'babybump'  was causing serve damage to his insides and within a minute there was a wet sound and Henry became motionless as his abdomen exploded with mushed up corn and innards, infecting all the hospital male staff...

[weiner-does-preg]

Fulmine, more of him, please, with eggs

[fearfulfertility]

PRIVATE CHAT LOG

Participants:

Lt. Gen. [REDACTED], Superintendent, [REDACTED] Academy

Director [REDACTED], Department of Reproductive Compliance

[Start of Chat Log - [REDACTED] Timestamp]

Lt. Gen. [REDACTED]:

Director, I reckon I’ve tolerated this circus long enough, but my patience ain’t infinite. That surrogate compound (Paternity Compound 111) y’all set up right smack on Academy grounds is underminin’ discipline and morale among my cadets. These boys are future military leaders, yet instead of focusin’ on their trainin’, they’re distracted by the sight of their comrades—men they’ve served with—blown up like balloons and confined to them facilities.

Director [REDACTED]:

General, the compound was established on Academy grounds because of its proximity to high-quality medical facilities and secure oversight. It ensures optimal care for the surrogates while maintaining their safety and the integrity of our program.

Lt. Gen. [REDACTED]:

“Optimal care,” my ass. Director, these were soldiers—my soldiers. They trained, fought, and bled for this country, and now y’all got ’em lookin’ like overstuffed parade floats for everyone to see! My cadets are whisperin’, wonderin’ if they’re next in line. I’ve already had [REDACTED] reports of desertion, and let me tell ya, this situation ain’t sustainable.

Director [REDACTED]:

Your concerns are noted, General, but let me be clear: these soldiers were conscripted because their fertility metrics met the criteria established by federal law. This is not a matter of personal sacrifice but a matter of national necessity. Our population numbers are critically low. Every surrogate conscripted is another step toward ensuring the survival of this nation.

Lt. Gen. [REDACTED]:

Now don’t you go lecturin’ me ’bout necessity, Director. I’m out here fightin’ to protect this nation while y’all gut my forces and turn ’em into surrogates. And now you got the gall to do it right in plain sight of my cadets? How the hell am I supposed to keep order when they’re watchin’ their brothers-in-arms waddlein’ around like Thanksgiving turkeys?

Director [REDACTED]:

Perhaps your cadets should take this as a lesson in duty and sacrifice. After all, isn’t that what military service is about? They should understand that sometimes, service to one’s country takes forms they may not have anticipated.

Lt. Gen. [REDACTED]:

That’s rich comin’ from someone who’s never set foot on a battlefield. You wanna talk about sacrifice? Try watchin’ your men—the same ones you trained and deployed—reduced to nothin’ more than breeders. This whole operation reeks of arrogance and disrespect for the uniform.

Director [REDACTED]:

General, your emotional outbursts are unbecoming. The DRC operates within the full scope of the law, and our actions are approved at the highest levels of government. Your soldiers are fulfilling a vital role in safeguarding this country’s future.

Lt. Gen. [REDACTED]:

And y’all are ignorin’ the bigger picture. The longer this mess goes on, the more strained my forces become. I’m warnin’ you, Director: if this nonsense don’t change, I’ll have no choice but to pull my troops outta FEMA Zone 8. Operational security, you’d understand. Without ’em, your precious paternity compounds—124, 120, and 126 I believe—will be sittin’ ducks for rebel attacks. Let’s see how y’all like defendin’ ’em without us.

Director [REDACTED]:

General, are you seriously suggesting abandoning your post?

Lt. Gen. [REDACTED]:

I ain’t suggestin’ nothin’. I’m tellin’ you how it’s gonna be if y’all keep underminin’ my command and destroyin’ morale.

Director [REDACTED]:

General, I would strongly advise you to reconsider. You seem to have forgotten that your eldest son, [REDACTED], is currently classified as “conditionally exempt” from conscription due to his academic achievements. That exemption is not permanent. Should I choose to revoke it, he could be conscripted into the program by the end of the week.

Lt. Gen. [REDACTED]:

...You wouldn’t dare.

Director [REDACTED]:

Wouldn’t I? Sacrifices are necessary to maintain order, General. Your family is no exception. I suggest you weigh your next steps carefully. Any disruption to FEMA Zone 8 would jeopardize not only the compounds but the entire region's stability—and, consequently, the status of exemptions granted to your son.

Lt. Gen. [REDACTED]:

...Fine. The troops’ll stay in Zone 8. But mark my words, this ain’t over.

[End of Chat Log]

Director [REDACTED]:

It is for now, General. Your cooperation is noted and appreciated.

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[Start of Chat Log - [REDACTED] Timestamp]

Participants:

Director [REDACTED], Department of Reproductive Compliance

COO [REDACTED], Black Ops Command

Director [REDACTED]:

COO, I’m sure you know the situation with Lt. Gen. [REDACTED]. The man had the audacity to threaten the withdrawal of troops from FEMA Zone 8, jeopardizing three critical compounds. While I managed to remind him of his place with some carefully applied pressure, his resistance poses a long-term problem. He’s a liability—one who can’t be allowed to disrupt operations any further.

COO [REDACTED]:

Understood, sir. What’s your directive?

Director [REDACTED]:

I want the Joint Chiefs to have no choice but to remove him. Engineer a situation—something undeniable—that paints him as unfit for command. Whether it’s financial misconduct, a security breach, or even a staged lapse in judgment, I leave the specifics to you. Ensure the replacement is someone more… pliable. Preferably someone who understands the importance of our work and won’t get squeamish about visible surrogacy compounds on military grounds.

COO [REDACTED]:

Acknowledged. I’ll assemble a task force immediately to identify vulnerabilities. Any limits on collateral damage?

Director [REDACTED]:

Minimal. I don’t need a scandal large enough to attract civilian oversight—just enough to force the Joint Chiefs’ hand. Make it clean, make it fast, and keep my name far away from it.

COO [REDACTED]:

Consider it done, sir. You’ll have my preliminary plan within 48 hours.

[End of Chat Log]

Director [REDACTED]:

Good.

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Addendum

Subject: Resolution of Lt. Gen. [REDACTED] Situation

From: COO [REDACTED], Black Ops Command

To: Director [REDACTED], Department of Reproductive Compliance

Date: [REDACTED]

Director,

Per your directive, Lt. Gen. [REDACTED] has been successfully removed from his command. During our investigation, we uncovered verified evidence of an extramarital affair between Lt. Gen. [REDACTED] and a subordinate officer under his command. Unlike fabrications we initially considered, this discovery required minimal manipulation to weaponize. The evidence was quietly leaked to the Joint Chiefs, and Lt. Gen. [REDACTED] was formally relieved of duty following an internal review.

To ensure continuity, Major Gen. [REDACTED], a long-time supporter of the DRC’s mission and policies, has been promoted to assume command of [REDACTED] Military Academy. Early reports indicate that morale among cadets has stabilized, and operations in FEMA Zone 8 are no longer at risk of disruption.

As for Lt. Gen. [REDACTED] 's son, his exempt status was revoked following his command removal. Fertility screenings confirmed high viability, and he has been conscripted into the surrogacy program. He is currently 25 days pregnant with quattuordecuplets (14). As requested, he has been transferred to Paternity Compound 124.

I would be remise to point out that this facility is only [REDACTED] miles from the FEMA Zone 8 Combat Zone and [REDACTED] miles from the front lines.

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Respectfully,

COO [REDACTED], Black Ops Command

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