#lockpicking lawyer

[ashes2caches]

the lockpicking lawyer keeps on crawling into my sex cave while i’m away and freeing all the twinks i store down there from their cages.

[memento--moray]

Astarion went to law school and has a +13 to his slight of hand skill, just like everyone's favorite Lockpicking Lawyer.

[rovermcfly]

one of my fav lockpicking lawyer videos is the one where he picks a moomins themed lock and all the comments are finnish people explaining that just because there's moomins on it doesn't mean it's a kid's toy and that in finland everything comes in a moomins branded version and it's perfectly normal for adults to have all their possessions be moomins themed

[cuprohastes]

Imagine making Stargate today

They have this big ancient ring they need to decode. They have it hooked up to the power, but how do they activate it...

"Hello I'm the Lockpicking lawyer and today we're looking at a Stargate. Let's see... click on Chevron one..."

[4thstar]

Why, thanks for asking, YouTube

[pillsburycatboy]

Blocking a YouTube channel every hour until only Lockpicking Lawyer remains, and I am finally at peace

[godwontpiss-archived]

I love the lockpicking lawyer because his videos are either "I picked this padlock with a piece of paper" or "this lock is highly rated and has multiple features meant to prevent being picked, but I found it was still vulnerable to a buzz saw"

[antvnger]

I like the guy. He’s educating people about weaknesses and defects in security systems so they can make better decisions about protecting themselves and their families. That’s good work honestly. He’s pretty smart and talented.

And I’d lowkey love to be on his show sometime honestly.

@stewardofningishzida

[modeus-the-misanthrope]

THE LOCKPICKING LAWYER IS ACTAULLY CALLING OUT THE NYPD!

Which makes sense, as a Lawyer if he were caught making shit up he would be at risk of losing his job. Unlike a police chief.

[forgottenbones]

[845] Master Locks With INEXCUSABLE Design Flaws

[speakingofdoorknobs]

New favorite Lockpicking Lawyer video dropped

[shoeboxnoodle]

This website is so whack like what do you mean there's two different tags for the same thing except one just has a space?? Really??

[jolikmc-thoughts]

This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and I'm going to open this top-rated lock in five seconds with my extremely specialized tools which you can buy from my website for under a hundred dollars.

Watch as I pick the lock again with my unique and hand-made tools that your common thief or locksmith wouldn't have access to, but can buy off of my website today.

As you can see, this lock is garbage and I win again, because my specialized tools – which are on sale on my website – can make picking locks as easy as it is in Skyrim. People still play that, right?

In any case, I am the Lockpicking Lawyer. Don't buy locks. Buy my lock picks, instead.

[diamondintherug-blog]

*waking up and looking directly in the camera*

This is the Lock picking lawyer and what I have for you today is this heavily customized torture headgear of sorts secured with a run of the mill Brinks padlock. We've had Brinks locks on the show before, but I think Jigsaw didn't expect me to recognize the lock with the Brinks logo obscured. Normaly I would use a barrel pick to defeat this lock but since I was kidnapped we'll have to make due with a pick from our aurroundings. This stiff wire will do nicely. Bind on 1, nothing on 2, strong click on 3, click on 4. Let's go back, click on one and we're open. Lets do that again. Click on 1, bind on 2, click on 3, strong click on 4, back to 1 and we're free. While this device certainly LOOKS imposing which is this devicexs main strength since securing the device to the victem is clearly not a priority to Jigsaw. In any case if you have any questions please comment and subscribe. As always thank you and have a wonderful day.

*jigsaw voice* hello lock picking lawyer. you've made a name for yourself showing people how to break the law. but today it is you that will be- hey. HEY. KNOCK THAT OFF

[forgottenbones]

[1461] Is This Novelty Lock Better Than EVERY Master Lock?

[velvetboyette]

WHY