#stanley (oc)

[marzthealien]

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(I know I spelled proceed wrong, please don't attack me 😭)

[stanley-talks]

Hi! I'm Stanley, your AI assistant! I'm here to make your life easier and happ- hap- hap- hap- hap-

Happier! Oh, sorry about that, that happens sometimes... Anyway, feel free to ask me anything!

Rules!:

💾: No NSFW stuff (Both Mod and Stanley are minors)

💾: No hateful things

💾: Any asks that make me uncomfortable will be deleted

💾: That's basically it. Just be a decent person

Stuff about Stanley!:

Pronouns: He/Him

Age: 17 (While he doesn't have a physical age, he does have a mental age)

Sexuality: Aroace

Fun fact! Despite his eyes being able to move depending on his emotions, his mouth does not, meaning that he has a permanent smile!

Ref:

Song because why not

[marzthealien]

This is so Stanley code trust me

[nenoname]

the duality between six shooter and lil stanley still makes me lose it

even stan's drawings of himself being badass are adorable which contrasts with ford's dramatic as hell ones

[theswedishpajas]

Girls night 💸💸💸

[brainrotworks]

halloween is coming up so how about the pines twins going back to gravity falls to celebrate the holiday? :3

hc: nobody believes in stan’s costume fr they just let him get away with it bc?? he’s mr mystery

oh and lmk if u guys find bill on the last panel

[blackkatdraws2]

[Blank Scripts AU] Mariella art dump

[hereforthebreadsticks]

When your ex’s man eating plant shows love by attack-biting

[doctorsiren]

things didn’t work out with the Mothman

I don’t think the siren mentioned in Lost Legends that Ford had dated ever had a name, so I’ve decided to call her Penelope because silly Epic reference

I found those deleted storyboards from A Tale of Two Stans where it showed the siren and so I’ve decided to draw her my way based on those boards and do some sillies (5th drawing features my friend @pinkhibiscustea ‘s mermaid OC)

[stickycircuits]

and almost a month later than i anticipated: more au stuff <3

updated/made my au stan a "proper" refanyway

[marzthealien]

My Ocs in liminal spaces

None of the original photos are mine!

[stanley-talks]

"Oh, uh, ni- ni- ni- nice kitty!"

*Pat pat*

(Please don't bite off my hand...)

[darlingdaisyfarm]

feeling pretty low today, so i’m turning to these two old men for a little comfort

nsfw under the cut, fem!reader

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ Stan likes to call you:

sweetheart, honeybun, doll face and on occasion baby girl. when he’s feeling extra bold? princess — always with that unmistakable smirk

calls you “my good luck charm" if you help him out in the Shack, especially when he’s trying to swindle a tourist and you flash a pretty smile.

✦ “c’mere, darlin’. can’t let a fine gal like you walk around without her prince.”

✦ “ah, y’know, you’re the only reason I don’t go completely nuts in this crazy town. sometimes, doll, I think yer my only sane thought all day.” said so casually as if it’s not gonna hit you right in the heart

✦ if you get hurt (even the tiniest scratch), he’s going into dad mode: “who do I gotta knock some sense into, huh?” even if you’ll tell him it was just a clumsy accident, he’ll grumble, “well, now I’m the one hurt. bein’ all worried like that. you’re killin’ me, kid.” 

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ Ford likes to call you:

“dearest” when he’s feeling soft, sweetheart, darling, honey, baby

he’ll whisper “love” against your temple when he thinks you’re drifting to sleep, his voice quiet and reverent like it’s sacred to him

starlight – Ford’s been out in those other dimensions, faced down monsters and madness, but he says he’s never found anything so bright, so grounding. “c’mere, starlight, I’m not finished admiring you.”

༄ “don’t laugh, but. . . I’d chase you across universes, even if it took me another thirty years. no dimension is worth exploring without you by my side.”

༄ if you’re reading one of his journals, Ford’ll slide up behind you, his hands on your shoulders as he murmurs, “curious, are we? so, what do you think of my work?”

༄ he’s not a show-off, not by any means, but catch him fixing up a machine? he’ll lift his gaze to you, smiling. “I could teach you, you know. but you’d have to be a very attentive student.”

༄ oh, if Ford wrote about you in his journal, you know it’d be scrawled between notes on trans-dimensional theories and arcane symbols, the ink smudged in places where he hesitated, where his pen hovered just so before he let himself write the truth

“Strange anomalies detected….. not in the temporal or metaphysical sense, but in a far more personal dimension. Subject exhibits an inexplicable gravitational pull, distinct from any gravitational force I've previously documented. When I observe her, I feel an uncharacteristic deviation in my thought patterns, an accelerated heartbeat not caused by heightened blood pressure or adrenaline, but by… attraction. Confounding. She’s somehow eclipsing the most rational parts of my mind.”

And, because Ford’s words can’t capture the whole of it, there’d be tiny sketches of you, like half-finished thoughts.

nsfw

what Stan says during sex:

“Damn, honey, you’re makin’ an old man feel young again. Don’t stop.”

“You’re makin’ me wanna be a better man, but not right now, baby, not right now.”  

“Mmm, there it is— yeahh, keep doin’ that. . . feels so good, darlin’, you got no idea.”

“Makin’ all these pretty noises, huh? Lemme hear ‘em, baby. Don’t hold back on me.”

“You’re somethin’ else, y’know that? I’m gonna be thinkin’ ‘bout that pussy all week.”  

“Fuckin’ hell, don’t know if I’m gonna last much longer with you doin’ that.”  

“Look at ya, so needy for me, beggin’ to be filled. You got me so riled up, I can barely think— ah, f-fuck. . .”

 Ford:

“Ohh— sweetheart, you feel even better than I imagined, i’ve waited for this.”  

“I need you so much it scares me.”  

“You’re brilliant, utterly captivating. . . yesyesyes, keep moving like that, please.”  

“Tell me exactly what you want, darlin, I need to hear you say it.”  

“I never thought I’d feel this way again; you’ve woken something in me.”  

“God, I can’t— can’t believe you’re letting me have you. I need you so much, it hurts.”

“Mmm, god, yes. . . yes, you’re mine, all mine. . . can’t believe I get to have you like this.”

“O-oh god, you feel so tight around me, sweetheart, I can’t-can’t hold back!”

“Please, oh, please— just, just like that, don’t stop, keep. . . keep going. . .”

“I can’t help myself; I need you. I want to feel you around me.”

“You’re so fucking beautiful when you’re like this. I can’t take my eyes off you.”

“Oh gosh, I need you to take me deeper. Please, baby.”

“Tell me how good it feels; I want to hear it.”

“You feel incredible. I could stay buried inside you forever.”

[bananadineapple]

GRAVITY FALLS OC!!! || Cassandra Scarlett

yes okay yall know this was coming!!!! since the GF fandom is back and alive, I have cooked yet again!!!!!

Meet Cassandra Scarlett; as everyone in Gravity Falls just knows she was (always) there! To give hints of her lore; she’s heavily based design wise from Cristina Yang, and a huge part of her lore from Wanda Maximoff. (no spoilers yet!!!)

Known as a foreign businesswoman who came in town for a business trip; but to the Stan Twins, known as their former fought over love interest.

We’re taking the Stanley route first (bc YES I am shipping her with both the twins bc why the fuck not). The reason Stanley makes marriage jokes is to cope with the fact that Cass rejected him once. And 30 years later, quite suddenly, she’s back in his life.

(i will let myself be accused by the GILF allegations bc yes i am i am not in denial)

[l0verseyes]

cringe is dead so heres my gf self-insert

[flareon-illustrations]

Do you see my vision