#stan headcanons

[julysn]

main 3 when they find out you write smut fanfiction

includes: slight cursing, mention of masturbation, reader writes fanfiction, inspired by a true story 😭, reader has a crush on the boys, slightly/moderately ooc(?)

a/n: inspired by something that happened to me where my crush read one of my smuts 🤧 he said it was really good though and then he showed it to all of his friwnds. and then he found out i wrote south park fanfiction.

the worst day of my life methinks…

currently in boston rn 😵‍💫 this might be slightly ooc bc i haven’t slept in a day and a half.. and im short circuiting… but i wanted to write AAAHHHH

kyle broflovski

when he first found out he wasn’t really surprised but was a little (and i mean a little) disgusted

“well you look like you do”

of course you were like “.. what the hell does that mean”

but he’s pretty smart and figures things out quickly so you’re not surprised that he said that

eventually he decides to read one of them because he was curious

he thought it was pretty good but you needed to work on some things so he offered to be your co-writer

something along the lines of “it’s good but you could do these things better”

he’s like a teacher LMFAOA

stan marsh

surprised and kinda disgusted

“what the hell”

after he said that you thought u lost your with him chance fr

eventually you mustered up the courage to ask him to read one of them

why? who the hell knows. yolo.

once he did end up reading one of them because he got curious, and he was surprised because it was really good

he ended up complimenting your writing skills

something like “it’s not that bad”

would never read one of them. ever. again. no matter what + tries to forget it even happened 😭

lucky u didn’t lose your chance w him but its still embarrassing to think about

kenny mccormick

he likes loves how freaky that is 💦

“damn that’s hot” or something 💦

0% judgemental 100% supportive 💦

when he eventually came around to reading it he jerked off. right hand dick left hand scrolling down on his phone bc he’s soaking the sex in!!

he’ll offer to be your co-writer but unlike kyle who wants to help your writing, kenny will 100% make it freakier and sexier 💦

“you should add (freaky obscure sex thing)” and you’re like “… wtf is that”

eventually you let him be your beta reader and editor and your fics were suddenly freakier than ever before!

your readers were delighted by the level of creaminess! (i meant to write freakiness but it autocorrected)

[bonbonshideout]

Staig Headcanons

♤ Their relationship is very chaotic. They can be the cold couple or the strangely affectionate couple.

♡ They can go days without talking to each other, via text or in person. Their friends end up a bit concerned thinking they hate each other or broke up.

◇ Stan is a tad bit more affectionate, wanting to hold hands or just shower Craig with love, as his love language is physical affection. Craig is more... words of affirmation & acts of service.

♧ Craig plans the dates most of the time, Stan would occasionally, and they are usually the more hands-on activities (i.e., hiking, biking, etc.).

☆ Stan likes to get themselves matching items, via, shirts, bracelets, and other nicnacks. Craig likes to keep them, even if he doesn't seem so enthusiastic over it. He is definitely either wearing a bracelet or necklace that Stan bought him or just keeping it in his pocket.

♤ They trade hats sometimes. When this happens, Stan likes to mimic Craig, trying to behave like him and randomly flip people off.

♡ When Stan and Craig go out to eat together, they argue over who's paying, and sometimes it can get physical (not violent), leading to arm wrestling or just them throwing their cards away from the bill before the other can pay.

◇ They geek out over their interests, Craig with space, and Stan with the marine life. They tease each other about their interests, but in the end, they both listen intently and pick up on certain details.

♧ They like to give each other things related to their interests.

☆ Stan 100% would go to Craig's house if he knows Craig is out and does something for him there. He probably got some glow in the dark paint and started painting stars and sharks on Craig's walls. Craig would come home, and when he'd go to bed, he would see everything glow and just stare at it for a while.

♤ They go stargazing together. Stan would be lying down next to Craig as Craig is rambling on and on about the stars and his favorite constellations. Craig enjoys these dates the most.

♡ Sometimes, to try and be cute, Craig calls Stan, Marshmallow. Stan found it cheesy as hell when he started, but it did start growing on him. He finds it endearing.

◇ Craig fell first. Why? How? No clue, he just did.

♧ Stan LOVES to see Craig smile or laugh. It's what he likes most, seeing Craig open up more.

☆ Their first date was like the song from La La Land; A Lovely Night.

[fennecfiree]

Stan marsh headcanons

TELL ME WHO TO MAKE NEXTTT

[c0metm0th]

oops I did it again

@melancholymoondrops here's the Stan one :)

[glitchy7734]

-Stan Marsh Head Canons-

Favourite time of year

Stan's favourite time of year is the transition period between winter and spring. He enjoys seeing the days grow longer and the sun appear more - seeing the odd new flower bloom under the snow.

2. Does he read? What's his favourite book?

Stan doesn't really read much. If he reads anything at all, it's comic books. But he definitely tried reading some Edgar Allen Poe during his goth phase.

3. Favourite way to waste time

Stan's favourite way to waste time would be listening to music, laying in bed and just allowing time to pass him by.

4. Favourite type of music

Influenced by his hatred for his father and the metal band he was in when he was a kid, Stan's favourite type of music is metal or rock. One of his favourite bands is Korn.

5. Hobbies

Stan's hobbies just include writing songs and listening to music if that counts. His depression makes it difficult for him to try new things and stay committed to them. Also, I don't take him for a very sporty person.

6. Happiest memory

Stan's happiest memory is when he, Kyle and Kenny all turned Cartman into a ginger while he slept. It was funny, knowing how he would react in the morning. It also gave Stan a chance to get back at Cartman for everything he had done.

7. Most embarrassing moment

It would definitely be when he first threw up on Wendy. The fact that he had only just come to terms with his massive crush on her didn't help either. Poor guy cried in his room all weekend.

8. A best friend moment

Him and Kyle bleached streaks in Stan's hair because of impulsive thoughts one school day. Kyle put it in Stan's hair and nearly put it in his eyes. This was at 2am on a Wednesday.

9. Blemishes or scars

He has a small 2cm scar above his left eyebrow from when he contracted vaginitis. It left a scar similar to a chicken pox scar. Has a scar on his abdomen, slightly below his belly button - he can't remember how he got them. Also, he has a few scars on his forearms - from his tween years and from when he was overwhelmed by developing hormones.

10. Biggest fear

Stan's biggest fear is abandonment. He thinks of the ones closest to him leaving him and that really scares him. This leads to him being protective and overthink every action he makes.

11. Good luck charm

A friendship bracelet Kyle gave him is both his most prized possession and his good luck charm. It's made of small wooden beads, changing between red and blue, with a single silver bead on it.

12. How he hugs

Very awkward. Mostly just leaning his head on a shoulder or chest, with a single arm wrapped around them. It's not that he's not a hugger, he just has a hard time feeling fully comfortable with someone.

13. How he sleeps

Tosses and turns a lot. If he doesn't, means he's really exhausted. Starts off with seeping on one side but ends up with laying on his back in a starfish position.

14. How does he express love?

Platonically - acts of service. He'll let someone know he cares about them by offering to help them with anything he can. Romantically - quality time. Stan will spend as much time as he can with his S/O, from small hangout sessions to planned dates. This will all include small moments of physical touch like holding hands.

15. A skill he'd love to have

To be able to draw. He thinks it'd be really cool to be able to draw whatever he wants from his imagination. He'd definitely draw his superhero persona - Toolshed - as if he was a Marvel comic hero.

16. His spirit animal

Stan feels like he resonates with sloths on a spiritual level. Doesn't know why, maybe because he always feels sluggish and moves like them. He also thinks they look pretty cool.

17. Hogwarts house

He would be in Gryffindor despite his own insecurities.

[doodleswithangie]

headcanon that stan hates wearing glasses (for many reasons) and went without them for years until he really needed them

[Image Description: Comic of a younger Stanley Pines from "Gravity Falls." Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID]

A younger Stan squints at his blurry reflection in the mirror, leaning in really close to see himself clearly. He sighs and grabs a pair of Ford's glasses on the dresser. Putting them on, he stares at his reflection. "Welp," he says, "this is unsettling."

He turns away from the mirror to adjust his tie, saying, "But it can't be helped." His reflection is now a disheveled Ford, mirroring Stan.

[t-dubber]

We’re back in the goddamned Mystery Shack!

Okay but seriously-- I’ve always thought that Stan would, at some point, teach Mabel how to box. That girl has had a mean left hook from EPISODE ONE. If Dipper and Ford get nerdtime, these two get boxing. 😤👏

[one-real-imonkey]

Dipper and Mabel go back to California and discover that almost nothing on Gravity Falls tv is available outside of Gravity Falls.

Ducktective does not exist outside of Gravity Falls.

None of the silly monster movies exist.

It’s a crushing realisation. And a mystery to solve.

Eventually, with Fords help, they work out that Gravity Falls is picking up trans-dimensional tv signals and all their tv channels are local or coming through wormholes.

Stan starts recording their favourite shows and movies on VHS/VCR right away and mailing them to California.

[24bughours]

Happy pride, have a half formed idea i had at 2 am

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Suddenly, bell bottoms aren't so bad

Bonus sketch, because I had to vv

"Stop checking out my assistant, Stanley."

[bogglle]

sea grunks bonding because I feel like the universe needs more of it

[bonbonshideout]

Stan Headcanons

♤ He is bisexual; since the day Wendy 'transitioned', he realized he liked guys.

♡ The dude writes songs but is top embarrassed to do anything about them. He wants to share them with people, but ever since the hybrid song, he rather just keep them to himself.

◇ He's a sucker for sad love songs. He likes how much emotion is in them, and he could listen to them for days. He has a private playlist full of them. He has a variety of songs he listens to, but sad love songs are 1000% his guilty pleasure.

♧ He has lost his inhaler multiple times. Either it slipped out his pocket or something. They aren't cheap, and it has cost Sharon a good amount to get him a new one, every time.

☆ He loves his friends and sees them as an extension of his family. Kyle is his best friend, his twin brother, Kenny is his lovable and stupid little brother, and Cartman is the annoying sibling he would wish he never had.

♤ Stan loves Wendy. He would usually be the one to get her a gift for their anniversary if they managed to even reach a year between their on and offs. Usually, anything he thinks she would love or would even make things for her.

♡ Stan is the second shortest person of his friend group. He doesn't mind it much unless someone sticks it in his face constantly.

◇ Stan is a gamer nerd. He knows a shit ton about any game that has come out. How to olay it, what/who is the best to play as, etc. He has the combo moves and would gladly help someone if they are struggling.

♧ Dude loves the ocean, he wants to be a marine biologist when he grows older. His favorite aquatic critter? Sea bunnies.

☆ Sparky is his lovable companion. He likes to take Sparky out for walks and sometimes helps tries to find a partner for his gay dog, usually failing in the end. He has bought a rainbow bandana that he has attached to Sparky's collar.

♤ Stan drinks due to 1. having asthma, and not being able to smoke due to it; 2. it's the one thing he has in supply at home, due to his dad being an alcoholic too. At some point, he was drinking in public while still underage. He did get Randy in trouble with the police, but he was let go a day later.

♡ Stan writes down his emotions, either writes or types them. He likes to keep them written down in case he reads back on it and it gives him a bit of inspiration for his songs. Most of his songs are probably about how he hates his dad's weed farm.

◇ His parents are actually divorced, they coparent and live together for Stan and Shelly's sake. Though Stan has found out, he doesn't want to really open that can of worms just yet.

♧ He has dreams of living back in his old home. Dreamt of burning down the farm and just returning to his normal life. He loves his dad, but he has honestly lost respect for him once the weed industry has taken over him and his life.

☆ Stan has always tried his best in school. Though, do to Cartman dragging him into the most unreal experiences, he hasn't had the best school record.

[fennecfiree]

SO MANY HEADCANONS.

(copy and pasting some of my older posts btw)

ALSO! Ask me any of my other headcanons with the ask feature thingy, for example, creek hcs, clyde hcs, or anything like that. ill answer!

Stan: Blue eyes, short black greasy hair ( he never washes his frickin hair ) he has some acne, he's the 2nd tallest in the main 4, he's thin, has earrings, he has a slipknot pin on his hat, and has some eye bags because he never sleeps 😱 he's bisexual ( girl pref ) and Demi boy. He has autism, and asthma. special interest is bored games, he listens to Slipknot, MCR, deftones, Korn, his fav song is Duality. his fav food is m&ms, his fav video game is Roblox, he also plays RimWorld, terrified of snakes, his fav shows are Stranger things, The simpsons, Spongebob, and Rick and morty, cares more for animals than most people, gets annoyed when people talk to much. His phone is full of pictures of Sparky. whenever he's home alone he chugs some of Randy's beer 😭 his phone is always on do not disturb. still keeps in touch with the goth kids. he's very close with Tolkien, which Kyle got mad about since Stan was jealous when Kyle was making tiktoks with Tolkien. he gets B-. Loves horror games and movies and forces kyle to play them with him, paints his nails black. asks for a cat every Christmas, has a Bart Simpson sad pfp ( you know those.. ) really into creepy pastas. he watched TheOddOnesOut, and SomethingElseYT

Kyle: he has olive eyes, really curly short ginger hair, he has braces, and a bigger nose, he's pretty pale and has freckles, the shortest out of the 4, and he's chubby. he's bisexual and asexual ( he ofc found out when he's older ). he has type 1 diabetes (and is really embarrassed about it). anxiety, autism ( his special interest is ocean creatures ) and bad anger issues. he listens to AJR, Green day, The cure, Weezer, The offspring. his fav song is Pretty fly for a white guy. his fav food is stew, and and he drinks monster sometimes. His fav game is Minecraft and Fnaf 1. He's a giant germaphobe, he washes his hands after every time he goes somewhere. he's also scared of gore. he watches Gravity Falls, BfDI. Spongebob, Him and Ike watch Yo gabba gabba together 😭😭 He cant watch horror movies, and cant play scary games. He talks A LOT. He has a handsanitizer bottle on his desk. His favorite holiday is Halloween, he gets A+ most of the time, but sometimes he gets A-. he spends 2 hours doing his hair, he studies really hard, and gets furious if someone else in class gets a higher grade ( its usually Wendy ) he try's to draw good, and thinks he does, but its very poorly drawn cartoon drawings with detailed eyes. he try's to straighten his hair but it just looks very weird, and it made him sad 😓HIM AND STAN WATCH SPONGEBOB TOGETHER AND THEY LOAD UP ON EVERYSINGLE SNACK. he's insecure about his looks. he looks up to his dad a lot, he cry's when his teachers don't respond to him putting up his hand 😭. doesn't notice when he's raising his voice. sleeps with his orca whale plushie 😎 He watches Markiplier, Flamingo, and LS Mark.

Cartman: 1 brown eye, 1 blue eye, short light brown messy hair, he has long eyelashes and some acne, he has a tooth gap, he's the tallest of the 4, and ofc he's a fatass 😭 he's gay, lactose intolerant and has heterochromia (left is brown, right is blue) He listens to Lady gaga, Britney spears, Taylor swift. and his fav song is Poker face. His fav food is Cheesy Poofs, and Pancakes. His fav game is Happy wheels and People playground. he has Trypanophobia. He watches Saw, The Human Centipede, and Happy tree friends. when he plays Minecraft with people he refuses to share a house with someone cuz it's gay, he scams kids in Roblox adopt me. Him and Shelly play smash or pass together with celebrities 😭 he has a Instagram account for Mr Kitty. He's an iPad kid 🤪🤪🤪🤪 goes on Omegle (let's pretend it's still up) and pretends to be a girl. Has an account on Twitter just for making fun of Kyle, listens to true crime. Collects stickers 😊😊 begs his mom to give him robux, he also has another Twitter account that's a Stan account for lady Gaga. Terrified of Wendy 😭😲 the coon is his fursona, he also pretends that he hates furrys but secretly is one 😭 Gets C-. reddit user.. says "MY CONTROLLER BROKE" when he loses a game, he's fluent in German. He's really smart, sometimes even smarter than Kyle, but doesn't care to use it for good, he just uses it for asshole shit. Sleeps with all 10000 of his stuffed animals. he hates fathers day. he watches Trisha paytas, ishowspeed, and shane dawson. 😭😭

Kenny: Blue eyes, messy blonde hair, he has a tooth gap, and his clothes are really dirty, he's the 2nd shortest of the 4, and he's pretty skinny, he's pansexual and genderfluid. he listens to Cardi B, Gorillaz, Vengaboys. and his fav song is Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!! his fav food is Grilled cheese. His fav game is DDLC and FNF (he plays on butters pc) He watches Pokemon, MPL ( originally Karen forced him to watch it but he kinda likes it LMAO ) and Sailor moon. he falls asleep in class a lot. He gets B+. therapist friend, zones out a lot. He sometimes comes to school with pigtails that Karen gave him. He never fights with his siblings. Stan always gives him some of his school lunch. his clothes are covered in holes and stains. he loves playing truth or dare and always picks dare. he loves birthday party's and always take a ton of food to bring to his family. he wants a pet rat so bad. he likes Stan the best out of the main 4, he sometimes finds Kyle super annoying and cartman... well its cartman.. goes outside and burns pieces of paper for fun. he watches Mr Beast ( he comments on every video "please help me") Gawr Gura, Ironmouse, and Pokimane.

Butters: Blue eyes, very short blonde hair, a scar on his right eye. he's the same height as Kenny, slim, has a couple freckles but not NEARLY as much as Kyle 😨he's Bisexual. He has PTSD. He listens to BTS, Disney songs, his fav song is Butter 🙀 His fav food is Ice cream ( strawberry ) His fav game is Hello Kitty Island Adventure, and Roblox. He watches Hello kitty (ofc) MLP ( him and Kenny watch it together) and Spongebob. He loves pastel colors. VERY bad memory, likes the taste of milk, Bites his nails, He still has the Marjorine clothes and likes to dance around in them, HIM AND BRADLEY ARE PEN PALS. Has to sing the ABCs to know the placements Gets A-. He also cant watch horror movies or play scary games like Kyle. He starts celebrating Christmas in October. watches those boys vrs girls gacha life music videos. USES THOSE VERY CURLY STRAWS IN CHOCOLOTE MILK AND BLOWS BUBBLES IN THEM!!! He's an art kid. He watches DanTDM, and Stampy

PLEASE DONT FLOP THIS TOOK 5 DAYS

[thatsonehellofahabit]

giving the people (two people) what they want

[beanthebugboi]

Canon/Headcanon likelihood chart

So I've been thinking about @macdenlover 's "levels of headcanon" chart (about how heavily a HC is influenced by canon), so I decided to make my own scale about how likely a HC is to be true (including different levels of canon) using queer cartoon characters as examples :)

I just spent an hour making this because I was bored. Enjoy.

Inspiration:

[arttsuka]

Blubs and Durland wearing wedding tuxedos

Because they are... buddies.

No they're gay for each other

Actually they're getting married

Bonus: