#stan and tad are giving me life
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
mono-lee-mmxxii · 1 month ago
Text
Fic for the Shapes & Pines AU by @void-dude! I haven't been near my computer for a couple of days but I have had my phone so uhh, Tad Strange fanfic, yeah? Yeah
Summary: Tad has a nightmare about a memory he'd rather not think about
He had to be, if he was back in Euclidia. The sounds of his neighbors leaving for the store filtered in, a series of sounds he'd heard so many times he swore he’d remember them forever. Well, he thought he would.
---
Tad was dreaming.
Now, the memory is muffled and warped by centuries of time. To his dreaming mind, it's crystal clear, because he already knows what happens next. He's seen it all before.
In the mirror, he gets ready for work. His hat and tie, and of course his umbrella. Weather in Euclidia was abrupt, and difficult to forecast, and he'd spent enough years babysitting to know that he should always be prepared.
As he was checking his pockets one last time, he heard the neighbors again, much louder than before. Heading back to the house.
“Do you smell smoke?” Tad heard the neighbor ask, the words drifting through the open window.
“Did we leave the stove on?”
He remembered not smelling it until then, and his dream mirrors that. Now that attention has been drawn to it, he could smell smoke in the air, stinging his lungs.
He went to check his own stove in concern, and stopped in the doorway.
This month he'd been late to pay the gas bill- he hadn't paid it at all, actually, and it'd been cut off already. So none of what he's looking at should be possible.
Blue fire leaps from every burner, flames almost a foot tall. It's scorching the walls, and it won't be long until the whole house is on fire.
As he's standing there, the candles on the table burst into brilliant blue life.
This close, he can see that the fire looks different up close. It's got more than just fire. It looks like the stars.
Realization hit him like a physical weight, and he thinks he's going to be sick.
Oh Billy, what have you done?
It took several seconds before he could move again, the fire creeping closer all the while.
When he could move his shaking legs, he bolted for the front door. If he could just find Billy, maybe they could find a way out. A way to stop this.
Or at least he wouldn't be alone in death.
“Don't look at it! It burns to look at! Just run!” He could hear another neighbor scream, and realized they must have gotten close enough to see the stars.
"I can't! It's everywhere!".
A shudder ran through him, and he looked around frantically in the street. A triangle, any hint of yellow- where was Billy? Where were Euclid and Scalene? Their house was so close by, it was just right around the corner and-
What remained of the Cipher house was the center of the blazing inferno, Tad realized. The entire house was ablaze, and it was taking everything else down with it. Even the dirt seemed to burn into ash and then wither away into nothing.
In the ashy dust surrounding the house was an imprint of Billy. Further back, he could see the ashen shapes that his heart knew were once Euclid and Scalene. They had been his first clients as a babysitter. Over time, they'd become almost second parents to him.
“Billy?” He called, hoping the little triangle would pop out from behind something, or perhaps appear in the corner of his eye.
Nothingness.
The fire was creeping closer, and he was shaking. Sweat, cold and clammy, dripped down his face and off his corners.
“Billy!”
If he hadn't hurt looking at the fire, maybe there was something about their mutations that made them special. Maybe they could survive if they could get shelter.
He didn't want to be by himself when the fire got to him.
“BILLY!!!”
He was going to be alone.
The whole Cipher family was gone. From the constantly kindhearted Euclid and patiently creative Scale down to little Billy, who had grown out of velcro on his shoes only a few years ago.
Gone, for good.
Tad couldn't run anymore, not from the fire or his fear.
He sank to his knees. Coldness gnawed at his extremities despite the world burning around him.
Never before did he think he was gonna die all by himself. Before he could dwell on just how isolated his death would be, he was yanked to the reality in front of him by a terrifying scream.
Fire and wood screeched and crashed and roared behind him in a splintering cacophony.
Tad turned around in time to see a collapsing tree, still burning, headed right for him.
Oh, hopefully the impact will kill me before the fire does.
He thought, right before the burning tree collided with him and everything went dark.
---
Tad woke up in a dark place.
Surpringing, since he didn't think he'd wake up at all.
He felt like he was floating, and the darkness was heavy. He was warm, which felt… wrong, somehow. Hadn't it been cold, after the fire?
He cracked his eye open, looking around lazily. Nothingness as far as he could see.
He was still alone.
Closing his eye, he decided he was going to sleep until he stopped waking up.
Just as he did, the void he was floating in shifted. He jerked, every muscle tensing as the falling sensation startled him awake.
“Sorry,” Stan whispered as he slid back into bed.
“What for?” Tad asked blearily, reaching for his husband with fumbling hands.
“Didn't mean to wake ya.”
“What were you doing?”
“Had to take a leak.” Stan confirmed, and Tad snorted in lieu of a laugh.
“Wash your hands.”
“Already did.” Stanley snagged Tad’s searching hands out of midair, pulling them close for a kiss.
From the bed, Tad grinned at him. He was still half asleep, struggling to keep his eye open.
“Good. Get back under here, it's cold.”
“I know.” Stan murmured, getting back under the blanket. “Mabel cranked the AC last night. I'll have to get on her about that in the morning.”
“Yeah, yeah. Sleep now, talk later.” Tad patted Stan’s face, still grinning. He’d decided a long time ago he liked the feeling of stubble, scratchy and prickly against his hand. But only his human.
“Whatever you say, dice… man…”
Stanley was already asleep. Tad would've laughed, if he wasn't falling asleep too.
And for the rest of the night, his dreams were quiet.
51 notes · View notes
void-dude · 2 months ago
Note
So i hear some theory about bill species male are the one who gets pregnant...
So uhh.. can we have shitpost of tad showing a pregnancy test to stan just to see his reaction-??
Or better yet, tad automatically just came in holding the child covering in blanket at front door and awkwardly say its stan child?
I'm sorry, I can't be serious for the life of me
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
The sad thing is that I’m kinda proud of my dialogue writing in this…
Edit: Tad did this because 'gotta prepare you when a broad you got fancy with gives you a surprise visit Stanley'
1K notes · View notes
fairykazu · 1 month ago
Text
AITA FOR BEING COLD TO A STRANGER FOR BEING WEIRD BUT THEY ENDED UP BEING MY CRUSH I LIKED FROM MY CHILDHOOD ??? FT. SCARAMOUCHE ! cw: informal writing, ooc, modern au, plotless ?, crackpost, use of kys/kms jokes, ip address leak (NOT REAL!!! i dont condone this in real life.), brief stan war, etc note: i think scaramouche using reddit for advice is funny. i might use this for a diff character. im reposting this from my other account @kaedehararchives masterlist
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
scaramouche isn't the type of person to ask for advice. so why is he on the infamous site, reddit? well, he doesn't want to ask people knowing that he has weaknesses so obviously, he's here.
r/amitheasshole ∙ a year ago thehatguy aita for treating someone for being weird? i know how that title sounds but bear with me. i (M17) come from a predominantly rich family that is known internationally. when this person (GN17) came up to me, being all weird, acting like i know them. i was thinking that they were going to use me for connections / money / fame / etc. i didn't want that to slide obviously so i told them (dis)respectfully to fuck off. despite, my warning messages, they kept persistently to be friendly with me. in my personal opinion, i hate clingy people especially when we first met.
i tried my best to be civil with them and ignore / avoid them and their super weird-clingy-cringe advances. but they KEEP thinking we know each other from somewhere. it's getting annoying... and frankly, i did get a tad angry with them. so i pulled some strings and they aren't allowed to talk to me.... well in a class we share.
after typing up a post, he already had gotten a few responses. he wiped right, unlocking his phone, to see the notifications.
replies:
lesbianpirate69 you sound like an asshole
eyepatchwearernumber1 lwk loser behavior lmao thehatguy [OP] who even wears eyepatches? get off my post detectivelover69 nta they prob deserved it thehatguy [OP] thats what im saying
thank god someone agrees with me. he thought. well that was until he kept scrolling. a bunch of people calling him an asshole. typical. but the username "hydronarwhal" caught his eye. stupid reddit user. who even uses this stupid app?
hydronarwhal idk why would u be weird to someone js because they want to be friends with you thehatguy [OP] why wouldn't u be mean to someone who keeps trying to be friends with u hydronarwhal dude i think you have some issues thehatguy [OP] did u read it right? read it again for me hydronarwhal just because ur rich doesnt mean they want ur money bro thehatguy [OP] 192.1xx.x.xx
after this conversation with this guy "hydronarwhal", he had enough of this. clearly, that guy is sick in the head. blocking the account from seeing his post, he went to sleep. well, he will check the comment section after he had a well-rested night.
well, two more won't hurt.
bobaya nah thats weird. i get you on that using people for connections thehatguy [OP] finally, thank you beetlefighter101 wait ur weird asf for leaking someone's ip address thehatguy [OP] that's just the celluar data tower they're using beetlefighter101 what do they use thehatguy [OP] t-mobile hydrowhales0612 can u not? bobaya wait no, op is valid. t-mobile is ass
robinoaknumberonefan this sounds parasocial thehatguy [OP] you cannot be talking? barbaraisbetterthanrobin ROBIN CANT BEAT BARBARA'S PERFECTION robinoaknumberonefan uhh okay, albert. (albert's info) (albert's info) open full thread?
---
is he an idiot for leaving his notifications on for every app? yes. he is because why did his post that he was sure no one would really see due to the flood of aita posts, get l
[notification: reddit +1] adornthenight are u sure ur giving the full story?
adornthenight are u sure ur giving the full story? thehatguy [OP] duh... why wouldnt i? adornthenight read this then www.reddit.com/r/aita/avidsnoopyfan
---
u/avidsnoopyfan my side of aita for treating someone for being weird? hello! im the person in the thehatguy's post. i want to clear things up. he said that i was clingy to him and that i was someone who wanted to use him for money. i reassure you guys that isn't the case. he just looked familiar. someone i held dear to my heart. i know that's bad to project on someone you met. technically you can argue that i couldve seen him from social media but i don't really use any other than pinterest.
no comments yet
81 notes · View notes
moonwytte · 3 months ago
Text
documenting the different things you get by interacting with the updated thisisnotawebsite.com ! <3
Tumblr media
clickable areas: book of bill, the swords logo, the top of the computer, the jar behind the laptop, and buttons on the computer
computer inputs below!!!
mabel — puts stickers all over the lab. when all stickers are sticker-ed, the computer says “lab is now fully mabelized”
dipper — messages from bill instructing dipper to stare directly into the sun
mason — letter on anagrams by ford. ford mentions a cryptogram codex
tyrone / paper jam — photo of paper jam dipper. “here, he’s your problem now!”
stan / stanley — ebay search for brass knuckles / gold chains for old men / dogs playing poker / 8-ball cane / male girdle / shriner fez / colonel sanders tie / then opens up “wheel of shame!”
wheel of shame opens up various different pages including “ex wives”, “fears”, “secret shames”, “unreported crimes”, “failed products”, “darkest thought”, “lowest moments” and “how he beat me”.
clicking on “how he beat me” repeatedly gives you different messages
imstillonyourmind — video clip of the water, presumably a view of the water from stan and ford’s ship, with stans voice in the background
stanford / ford / sixer — “voulentary discharge” case report from an 18 year old ford.
filbrick — “i’m not impressed”
pines — computer screen reads “a good family tree”
bill / bill cipher — wikipedia article for the eye of providence (all seeing eye)
cipher — wikipedia article for “triangle”
book of bill — “hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance”
vallis cineris — a staticky video of a young bill, with two other triangles (supposedly his parents). a robotic voice says “why did you do it?” repeatedly.
soos — 3 page message from soos. lol
pinata — video of a bill cipher pinata being hit by a little kid, bill going “OW WHY WHY”
wendy — 👌 (but upside down)
pacifica — note from pacifica
platinumpaz — a story about pacifica’s nightmare, and nearly making a deal with bill. character development!!!!
gideon — opens search bar for “sweat resistant bolo tie”. apparently there is also one where he sings(?) but i have not gotten that one.
waddles — pigplacementnetwork.com
robbie — text messages between xX*RobbieV*Xx and THOMPSON4
tad strange — a… strange video of someone cutting bread.
mcgucket — youtube search for “cotton eye joe”
hectoring — a song about bill is played, the lab computer screen shows a record will a logo of bill on it
giffany — downloads giffany onto the websites laptop, then downloads a file folder onto your laptop full of giffany’s sprites and messages to soos. will have to look closer at this one later
toby determined — search result for “restraining order”
blendin — “time agent lost and presumed incompetent”
various words and phrases are below the cut!
i put this in alphabetical order for your viewing conviencence, and my writing inconviencece!
29121239168518 — “what comes from zimtrex 5?”
3466554 — “what leaves a thin line in the snow?”
ad astra per aspera — a letter from ford ft. notes from mabel on bill’s statue + fords closure
alex — opens browser search for “flannel”
answer — “question”
axolotl — “you ask alotl questions”
baby / baby bill — an ultrasound of bill. “congrats, guess what’s growing inside you right now! see you in 9 months papa!”
black sheep — a test of patience from bill
blanching — youtube result for how to blanch vegetables
blind eye — WKHBOOVHH WKHBOODOOVHH plus a colour code at the bottom
booberry — meaning of life
burnedinside / burn side — a photo of destroyed looking oregon parks sign and a parks department badge
bye gold — “bye!”
card — a photo of a “fructose by the freakin yard” that also says “bill cipher, dream demon”
conspiracy — a video of someone trying to figure out soos’s broken countdown. there’s a joke about morse code in the sparks. “what does it MEAANNNN???”
cray cray — wikipedia result for “mental health”
cryptogram codex — downloads four different fonts
cursed — a clipboard with article pages for how kids can resist drawing bill. the second page is torn and there are drawings of bill scribbled underneath, with the text “he is watching” and “run”
curse wittebane — a bill themed ouija board
death — “life’s goth cousin”
deer teeth — “for you, kid!”
dippyfresh — a reddit post with a photo of the burger king kids club
disco girl — dipper singing in the shower and then singing along to the entirety of disco girl. catchy!
disney — “rat.gif censored for your protection”
divorce — a logo for the bar that bill goes too… billford divorce is real…
dorito — a floating dorito and then a bill jumpscare
ducktective — “ducktective stars in ‘love, quacktually’, coming to: ‘oi, it’s the cockney channel innit?’ this fall
easter egg — “easter eggs? sounds like a conspiracy”
euclydia — “dimension not found”
fbi — “your webcam is on. we are watching”
fortnite / skibidi / rizz — “life privileges revoked. now releasing poison gas”
fuck alex — search result for get help therapy
glass shard beach — a postcard
gravity falls — “never heard of it”
gun — “oh yes oh yes oh yes they both”
harold’s ramblings — “how is clown repellant made?”
help me / god — statue bill and an axolotl
hologram — “universe”
horror — the “always garden” urban legend. backrooms reference!
irregular — bill’s mugshot photos with a code at the bottom
just fit in — a video of someone playing with one of those shape games… i’m unsure what to call it. the game where you hurt he shape into its corosponding spot. you can hear distorted speaking at the end of the video as it glitches out
justblendin — cowboys at a camp… ft irl blendin!
kings of new jersey — downloads the stan twins secret code font
kubrick — a video zooming in on bill cipher inside of a lh old club, i can’t read what the text says (i’m not wearing my glasses SORRY)
liar lyre — “the 20tg ingredient of anti-ciphering tonic?”
lies — “the game of lies”, a parody of the game of life. bill gives us a lesson on lying. lie until you aren’t lying anymore!
life — “life 72% complete. now loading death”
love ya bro — a drawing of stan and ford on the stan-o-war-II. the back has a bro-code on it. will have to translate
love — photo of the bill romance book from the alternate book of bill covers, and an audiobook version of it.
monster — google search for “THERES A MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK”
mountain don’t — “what’s a medicaid homonym?”
multilevel mark — “who defeated silas birchtrpe—?”
mystery shack — google search for confusion hill
mystery — “?”
naitsuaf — article on selling your soul, link to a soul selling contract
no — “your loss…”
nothing — “something”
portal — “portal.exe has been deleted. i bet you could build one”
question — “answer”
r34lity — pictures of bill’s henchmen in various places, the caption reads “they found a new home”
rat — “thurburts’ number?”
reality — “is an illusion”
scalene — “life form not found”
scary — photo of the bill spookeumps book from the alternate book of bill covers, and an audiobook version of it
scrimbles — life form not fount
season 1 — “season -1, anti-gravity falls”
season 2 — “season 1”
season 3 — “season 2”
season 4 has no result
seven eyes — a polaroid photo of bill’s crossed out henchman. the back says “leave him, escape to dimension [scratched out], it’s against the rules but it’s the one reality where you may be safe from him”
shave your grandma — chapter 9 of the bill textbook, two pages.
something — “nothing”
sorry — photo of ford and mcguckett with a letter from fiddleford on the back
tantrum — a transcript of a conversation between bill and time baby.
theory — MATTPAT???????
theraprism — warning sign
they’ll see — “is seeing believing?”
tinsel snake — “the 6th option on bill’s editing software?”
titansblood — “hoot hoot! password please!”
tj eckleburg — “never mention that name again”
torture mentally — “name an unpronounceable wizard”
triangle — “tri harder” or “)”
trigonometry / math — a note from bill complaining about plato
universe — “hologram”
various swear words — “not s&p approved! wash your mouth out with soap!”
virus — opens up “THEPLAGUE.PDF”
weird — weird al is now trapped in the computer (sorry!)
weirdmageddon — gravity falls gossiper news article, “nothing happened yesterday!”
who are you — “i could ask you the same question”
XGQRTHX — “where do tri angels come from?”
xyler / craz — youtube link to the jem and the holograms theme song
yes — “whats’s mcguckets favourite soda?”
78 notes · View notes
thegoldencontracts · 6 months ago
Text
Masterlist (Azul Ashengrotto)
Fics
Tumblr media
To Comfort - Hurt/Comfort, Reader Gives Azul a massage
Bridal Style - Fluff, Reader Bridal Carries Azul
Let's Play! - Fluff, Board Game Night With Azul
Too Late - Hurt/Comfort + Fluff, Azul accidentally sends you an embarrassing text
Kiss Kiss K.O~! - Fluff, Kissing Azul until he faints
Of Much Importance - Second request, Azul being tryhard and you teasing him :)
Ugly-Cry- Azul angst along with hurt/comfort, no readerI
Irrationality, Love - Azul's in denial until an odd confession
Don't Question Me! - Azul x Reader First date fic
The Baby Picture - A drabble where you find a picture of baby Azul and he is not amused
A Tsundere - You think Azul's a tsundere. He thinks he's not. Who wins (Drabble)?
Complimentary - You compliment Azul to tease him (drabble)
Flustered!Azul and Leona - Two fics for the both of them, requested <3
(Not) A Love Triangle - An idea I got from a post about the reader, Azul, and Jamil's weird relationship; azul x reader, jamil hates his life
Octopus-Lover - Jeiazu 1.1k thingy if you like jeiazu talk to me no one likes jeiazu more than me i will move mountains for a fellow stan
Denial - A quick Jamiazu drabble with blushy azul and jamil who is smug yet a tad confused
Run-Off - An Azul & OC daughter Angst Fic, Azula belongs to @imafrealinrainbow478484 (please tell me if the tag annoys you btw ^^)
Secrets - Cute little fluff fic, you catch Azul being all sappy and flustered about you
On The House! - Fic about you realizing why Azul's giving you free stuff
A Turn-Table - You turn Azul's flirting on him and he gets all flustered
A Touch Too Far - Hurt No Comfort, you try the breakup prank on Azul and it does NOT go well
Cuddled up - Smothering azul in cuddles and praising him
Tsundere!Twst - Housewardens x Reader but THEY'RE the tsunderes now
Cruel Rejection - Azul works up the courage to ask you out. It doesn't go too well.
What Do You Want? - You offer Azul a deal. He doesn't believe you.
Not Staring - Azul can't admit he's staring at you. How odd. Adorable, though.
Cute - People find Azul intimidating, snide, infurating, competent, stern and- Cute?
Because-! - Azul saves you from drowning, and he's rather furious. Why?
Headcannons
Tumblr media
Azul Kiss HCs - What it says on the tin, pure fluff
Schrodinger's Horror - Fluff HCs, Watching Horror Movies with Azul
Azul & Ex-Queen-Bee!Reader - Third request, HCs, what it says on the tin
Housewardens With A Tsundere Reader (Part 1) - Azul and a tsundere reader
Housewardens React To Being Ignored As A Prank - You ignore him as a prank, a bit angsty.
Overblotters with a Fairy-Godmother Yuu - No romance, overblotters with an MC that behaves and has powers like a fairy godmother.
Imagines
Tumblr media
Azul in love - A cute little imagine about Azul being in love with you and flounding
He is... - Crackfic based on twst fanon stuff that i don't really find accurate
Flustered!Dormheads - What it says on the tin, short but sweet little thing
Plus-Sized Azul in NRC - Angsty scenario of plus-sized!azul
Overblotters When A Guy Flirts With You - What it says on the tin, mild angst.
Azul And Envy - Some thoughts on Azul being envious of others, complete with a fluffy ending.
Jealous!Dormheads - An overall look at dormheads and jealousy. Mostly fluffy.
Housewarden!Kisses - How does he kiss? How does he like to be kissed?
Twst Guys Confessing - How would he confess to you?
Pranking the Housewardens - How fun is he to prank?
Pining Dormheads - How he pines; the bits of affection that show even before a relationship.
With A Tsundere - You're a tsundere. But guess what? He is too.
How The Housewardens Show Their Love - How does he show you he loves you?
Analyses
Tumblr media
Every Single Talent Azul Has -Self-Explanatory; always open to corrections, additions, or requests for more detailed citation
Is Azul Kind? - A theory based off of Azul's Platinum vignette
Every Unethical Act Azul Has Committed (And Why None Of Them Were Actually Illegal) - Also Self-Explanatory, I'm not a lawyer so I'd appreciate corrections
Can Azul Love? - A bit of my thoughts on the matter.
Jamiazu Ramble - Some thoughts on Jamil's feelings for Azul in the ship.
Twst Guys and Hugs - How do they prefer to give or receive hugs?
Incorrect Quotes
Tumblr media
Mixed Messages
85 notes · View notes
daffodil221 · 3 months ago
Text
So, a list of stuff I’ve found on Stanford Pines’ computer.
- ‘Bill Cipher’ gives you the Sesame Street Jazzy Triangle video
- ‘Stan Pines’ gives you brass knuckles on Ebay
- ‘Weird’ gives you a video of Weird Al stuck in the computer, yelling at Bill
- ‘Dipper’ gives a note to Dipper ordering him to look into the sun in order to read solar ink in the book
- ‘Mason’ shows a slip of paper with Dipper talking about anagrams
- ‘Mabel’ activates stickers and glow-in-the-dark stars around the desk until a message pops up that says ‘lab now fully mabelized’
- ‘Fiddleford’ gives the link to the Cotton Eye Joe music video
- ‘Soos’ gives a few pages of Soos writing about the Book of Bill
- ‘Gravity Falls’ will give you the message: ‘never heard of it’
- ‘TJ Eckleburg’ will give the message: ‘never mention that name again’
- ‘Triangle’ gives one thing: ‘)’
- ‘Weirdmageddon’ gives a Gravity Falls Gossiper article about the event
- ‘Book of Bill’ gives the message: ‘hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance’
- ‘Sixer’ shows an X-Ray of Stanford’s hand, along with a medical report
- ‘Tad Strange’ shows a video of bread being cut to jazzy music
- ‘Journal 3’ gives a message that says: ‘the journal for me’
- ‘Giffany’ gives a message saying: ‘input deleted. AI antiviral activated’
- ‘Gideon’ gives a link to sweat-resistant bolo ties
- ‘Waddles’ sends you to pigplacementnetwork.com
- ‘Pacifica’ shows a note from Pacifica saying she won’t make a deal with Bill
- ‘Dippy Fresh’ shows an r/nostalgia image of Burger King’s Kid’s Club
- ‘Wendy’ gives a note from Wendy to the book, a sly little trick
- ‘Divorce’ will give a logo to a restaurant? called O’Sadley’s
- ‘Mystery’ gives a ?
- ‘Riddle’ responds with: ‘would you like to play a game?’
- ‘One Eyed King’ shows a video of a black-and-white swirl as Bill tries to mind control his audience, mocking their free will
- ‘Hey Nerd’ gives you an image of an advertisement screen displaying a Galaxy, a Magazine, a Hand, a Sponge, and Cologne, some of which are Bill-themed
- ‘Lies’ shows an image of a ‘Game of Life’ parody board game, followed by a brief spiel about the history of nerds that is wrapped up by the message: ‘Lie until you aren’t lying anymore’
- ‘Dorito’ has a dorito fly slowly towards the screen before a Bill jumpscare
- ‘EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES’ gives an excerpt of a therapy session/interview with Bill, regarding Stanford
- ‘MYSTERY SHACK’ googles the Confusion Hill tourist attraction in Mendocino County, California, USA
- ‘SORRY’ shows an image of Fiddleford and Stanford in college, covered in post-it notes
- ‘CURSED’ shows an anti-triangle pamphlet, warning kids about the shape
- ‘VALLIS CINERIS’ shows a video of a triangle demon with a bow tie and propellor hat being held by two other triangular silhouettes, with a text-to-speech voice asking ‘why did you do it?’
- ‘AXOLOTL’ will respond with: ‘you ask alotl questions’
- ‘PORTAL’ will respond with: ‘portal.exe has been deleted — i bet you could build one’
- ‘ALEX HIRSCH’ googles ‘flannel’ for you
- ‘DISNEY’ will respond with ‘rat.gif censored for your protection’
- ‘THEORY’ gives a video of MatPat, who says ‘Hello internet, this time, you’re on your own. Good luck.’
- ‘SEASON 3’ gives Season 2, ‘SEASON 2’ gives Season 1, and ‘SEASON 1’ gives Season -1: Antigravity Falls
- ‘TITANS BLOOD’ responds with: ‘hoot hoot. password please’
- ‘GOD’ shows an axolotl swimming in front of a Bill statue
(will update) (i’m putting the big ones at the end i guess)
59 notes · View notes
akiraruru · 2 years ago
Text
(๑•̀д•́๑) " 𝘼𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙤 "
Tumblr media
Included: Kaeya, Diluc, Albedo, Zhongli, Raiden Ei, gn! Reader
CW: Mentions of drinking.
A/n: Stan twice for better life (stream set me free on Spotify!) Possibly ooc, not proofread
Tumblr media
Kaeya:
▶ You know when the bartender serves your drinks? And when you go and get your drink he'll snatch it before you can before giving it to you. I don't know why but I just feel like he'll do this to tease you lol, he doesn't do it often though.
▶ It's really frustrating because it's like when you're about to eat something but your siblings get to it before you. Kaeya finds it funny how your face turns when he does it.
▶ Like imagine you're so excited to get your drink but then BAM snatched.
▶ At first you'd be a tad bit confused because he didn't say anything about it so you'd just kind of ask him why after a while.
▶ When you ask Kaeya about it he'll just laugh it off and say he's just simply teasing you.
"Okay here are your drinks, hope you guys enjoy it" the bartender says while they put down your and kaeya's drink "Thank you " Kaeya says in thanks to the bartender, you went to get your drink but kaeya got it before you, you looked at him in confusion as to what he's doing "Why'd you get my drink?" You ask while he just chuckled and put it back on the table. After a while you've slowly grown used to this particular habit of his.
Tumblr media
Diluc:
▶ Diluc has this habit where he would pop out of nowhere behind you and suddenly touch you without saying a word before greeting you hello.
▶ It's kinda creepy too because you don't really know when he arrived behind you because of his quiet ass.
▶ AND AND he would just smile at you innocently as if he didn't just pop out of nowhere and scare you.
▶ Diluc doesn't really get why you get startled because he thought you always knew he was coming right up behind you.
▶ Now this can be real annoying especially if you get startled or scared easily lol.
▶ If you ever tell Diluc about it, he'll try his best to make his presence known less scary.
Since Adelinde was on a day off you were cleaning the dishes after you and Diluc had dinner, after he ate, he excused himself as he had documents to sign so obviously you thought that he was upstairs. Well, you were kinda right but he decided to do them later and came back down to see you washing the dishes, you didn't notice him coming up behind you as you continued to sway your hips while singing. He suddenly puts his hands on your waist causing you to jump and look behind you quickly.
"What do you want to do tonight?"
He asks, you look at him with sightly wide eyes before returning your attention back to washing the dishes.
Albedo:
▶ I will be doing this in modern au because why not.
▶ Albedo has a habit of pointing out your spelling/mistakes in chats.
▶ He would correct them too.
▶ Like it would just be a tiny typo then he's be saying "you spelt ___ wrong"
▶ I love albedo but PLEASE, he's sometimes so logical at times it isn't funny any more.
▶ He will literally notice the slightest mistakes in your grammar. Like you didn't put the comma in the right place? He'll notice.
☑ [name]: Hey 'bedo you coming later?
☑ Albedo: You forgot to add a comma.
▶ Leave them grammar mistakes alone.
☑ [name]: Did you knoo about the homework yesterday?
☑ Albedo: *know. Yes I did, thanks for reminding me.
☑ [name]: okay, it's due tomorrow
Tumblr media
Zhongli:
▶ Zhongli's annoying habit is that he sometimes speaks in deep words and would often not say what it means (this is me fr in my native language, I never understood deep words T-T)
▶ You'd be having a normal conversation with him and then he'll say something like 'Mellifluous' and then if you ask him he'll just look at you for a second then go back to what he was talking about.
▶ But if he's feeling generous he'll actually say what it means.
▶ Mellifluous is a word to describe someone's voice as sweet-sounding or musical lol.
▶ These stuff usually happens when he's telling a story that happened when he was still an archon or whenever he's talking about stuff like flowers, history, etc..
▶ It also happens often at tea time! Since that's where he mostly tell his stories and experiences.
▶ While you kinda found it confusing, it was also kinda attractive since he speaks so proper and formal.
"Guizhong is a kind girl, her voice was mellifluous and smooth. It's pleasant to hear" He said as he talked about his old friend Guizhong. "Wait, what's mellifluous?" You ask, not knowing what the word means "Ah.." He just said before looking down at his tea then continues to talk about Guizhong, about how she was when she was still alive. You sat there in confusion.
After a while he finally says what it means "Mellifluous means that someone's voice sounds sweet or pleasant to the ear"
Tumblr media
Raiden Ei:
▶ I THINK we know what she does.
▶ Raiden would sometimes steal your mochi/sweets when you aren't looking.
▶ Like for example you got distracted by something, either by a person talking to you or when she purposely distracts you by saying things like "[name] look! There's a cute cat over there"
▶ She'll make sure you're fully distracted before getting a piece and stuffing it in her mouth lol.
▶ Sometimes you can tell she ate a piece because of the residue on the sides of her mouth lol.
▶ If you ever notice a piece is missing and you ask her about it she'll just deny it and say that you already ate it (gaslighting at its fullest)
▶ She'll just look at you confused as if she didn't just sneak a snack into her mouth when you ask her about it 😒.
▶ You can tell she ate it though, but we don't talk about that, you don't have the heart to tell her.
You were munching on some cookies while also giving bites to Ei because you know how much she loves sweet stuff "[name] look is that yae?" Ei says while pointing her finger at something in order to distract you "hm?" You acknowledged as you turned around where her finger was facing, while you were trying to see where Yae is Ei took a cookie or two from the container it was in and quickly ate it "hmm.. I don't see her" You say, not being able to see the pink haired girl. You turn back to your cookies and there was only one left "huh, I swear there were two cookies left" You said while you searched the table, you then turned to Ei and asked "Ei have you-" You cut your self off as Ei looked at you with an innocent face while you notice the crumbs on the corners of her mouth that wasn't there before.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Likes, follows, reblogs, and any kind of feedback is appreciated!
Tumblr media
438 notes · View notes
illogicaltriangle · 7 months ago
Text
Gravity Falls x Danny Phantom phanfic
Stan banged on the control panel. The whirring sounds of the machine had long since gone. Until it came back again.
Through tear-filled eyes, Stan looked up, to see the portal flickering, on and off. It did that a number of times until it spat a figure out - a human.
Almost on instinct, he had scrambled to grab an item from a nearby desk, where Ford used to place equipment that wasn't in use. Stan was no good at using the equipment to do something positive, but he was sure as heck awesome at using it as a weapon. Living life on the streets really did that to a person.
The figure stepped closer, their eyes glowing in the room's darkness - the portal was the only thing illuminating it, but it couldn't anymore. It was unsettling and eerie, but when did Stan not have to deal with that before?
The man wasn't fazed - too much, and took a step closer, making it as loud as he possibly could to show who was dominant. It seemed to work, as the figure went back. However, Stan had recognised something in their eyes. Fear. Like somebody had just thrown them there and told them to get on with life.
Stan pushed down his nose and flicked on a switch. He wasn't expecting to see a teenage boy, let alone one that he had recognised. Clearly, the boy had a similar reaction
It was Maddie's son, Danny. He had fondly recalled the boy's 10th birthday party where Maddie had found a way to revert time to be 10 seconds before. What a joy it'd be if he had the machine now.
"Uncle... Stan?" Danny asked, as if it could be anybody else.
Stan looked at Danny, "Danny?" He asked, just to confirm. He had to fight a shapeshifter before he made his way to Ford's place, so it was plausible.
"Uh, what're we doing here?" Danny questioned, looking around whilst admiring the now-broken portal.
Stan rubbed the back of his neck and sighed. "Well it's a long story, kiddo."
Danny was already next to Stan as if he had teleported. "Spill it." He said.
"No." Stan said. "Don't you have parents to get to, kid?" He asked, a tad bitterly, recalling his own situation. Danny looked at the floor, sadly, but only for a split-second before perking up. "I'm sure they won't mind." He said. "Besides, I was going to go to Uncle Ford's place anyways, but this works."
Stan sighed. "Fine, fine, I'll tell you the story of it all." He said. "But not here. Place gives me the creeps."
He pressed a button on an elevator, letting Danny enter first, before leaving for himself.
Okay, story's over, no idea to keep adding anything or what. Can somebody give criticism? It's a little short but like, what can you do about it?
44 notes · View notes
shadowqueenjude · 1 year ago
Text
Vassa
I see quite a few people who ship Lucien with Vassa and ask why Lucien stans want Lucien with someone who doesn't want him (Elain) so I just wanted to address this: 1. We don't actually have any confirmation Elain doesn't want Lucien. Is she avoiding him? Yes. But that's because she's running from her problems, the mating bond on the top of her list. When she was begging for Graysen to take her back (barf), she still managed to say "His name is Lucien." Am I really supposed to believe she hates him? Nesta was avoiding Cassian too but it's canon that she still wanted him. But she didn't want the mating bond. Elain is similar in this way. And going after Azriel is an easy way to avoid her problems. She has had a ton of time to reject the bond and hasn't, which is telling.
2. It may seem superficial to think about, but Vassa is a human. Lucien is immortal. There is no way for this to work unless Lucien bounds his life to hers like Lorcan, and I just don't see that happening, because Lucien is destined to play a bigger role in Prythian which would really make binding his life to a human's unfeasable. 3. Neither Lucien nor Vassa is interested. Lucien is canonically seen to be looking at Elain with longing at the end of ACOSF. "Cassian’s heart strained at the pain etching deep into Lucien’s face as he tried to hide his disappointment and longing." And I'm pretty sure Vassa is into Jurian (a pairing that makes sense since they're both human)
“And Jurian and Vassa?” “At each other’s throats, as they like to be,” he said, a tad sharply.
Vassa rolled her eyes, then looked to Lucien, who sank onto the sofa beside Jurian. Like the Fae male had settled similar arguments between them before. Sounds like Lucien is the middle man between Jassa. 4. Vassa is not like Jesminda. Yes, they're both described as wild, but Jesminda's was described as a carefree, joyful spirit whereas Vassa's wild is described as warriorlike. Besides, being similar to somebody you did love doesn't mean you're going to fall in love with them too. 5. I think people underestimate the depth of Lucien's love for Jesminda. In this way, Lucien's story is kind of similar to Rowan's, only Rowan was hoodwinked by a spell. Lucien, on the other hand, loved Jesminda so much he genuinely believed she was his mate. The only kind of love that could ever compare to that is his true mating bond, which in Faelore makes marriage seem insignificant. Rowan, too, could never get over Lyria until he met his true mate, Aelin. 6. I'll be the first to admit I'm disappointed with Elain thus far. But it is canon that we haven't seen all Elain has to offer yet. And I believe once she gets her head out of her ass she'll be perfect for Lucien. For one, they're both excellent speakers, despise violence, have been constantly underestimated and frankly disrespected by the IC, both lost their first loves in a painful manner (I know Elain's love isn't dead, but he might as well be), were both ripped from their homes and forced to settle in a place where they're not very comfortable. 7. Only when Lucien arrived did Elain start to eat properly. Only when Lucien was there did Elain show her powers. Only when Lucien was there did she start to come out of her shell. Lucien was the only one who actually understood what she needed. I don't give a shit if Azriel discovered her seer powers; that doesn't make him a mate in any way. Understanding her power doesn't constitute understanding her. By this same token, you could say Lucien understood that Nesta's power was a cold fire first. Mates! Actually there's more evidence in favor of this since Sarah had originally made the two of them mates lol. Nesta asked Elain what she wanted and she said Sunshine. And it was constantly said that the Spring court would be perfect for Elain. Guess who is the heir to the Day Court and has serious connections with the Spring Court. Yes! Lucien Spell-Cleaving Vanserra! 8. Have you SEEN the elucien fanart??? You expect me not to ship them after seeing it?? I'm pretty sure Vassien was created so that people could get rid of Lucien in favor of Ewriel anyway.
61 notes · View notes
pinetreeparadoxx · 3 months ago
Text
Part 3 of This Nonsense
Tad Strange pulls up a slowly resolving PNG of Bread LMAOOOO
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Genuinely cannot tell if these are supposed to be GIFs or just that slow, but the slowness is funnier tbh
Virus brings up a study on the Black Plague!
Tumblr media
Since I'm a bio nerd maybe I will read this for clues later
Euclydia...
Tumblr media
Hey :(
Portal yields this
Tumblr media
Bet I couldn't
Baby gets you THIS
Tumblr media
Bill you motherFUCKER YOU STOP THAT RN
WHY MPREG
YOU FUCKER
Anyways Waddles takes you to the Pig Placement Network awww
Tumblr media
MYSTERYSHACK gives you the google listing for Confusion Hill
Tumblr media
Monster gets you...
Tumblr media
... Y'know google I think that is the wrong book
my old computer is trying to COMBUST rn I swear
Rat gets you this, which confuses me ngl
Tumblr media
Death and Life, respectively
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Then Weirdmageddon
(this is how I learned it's spelled with only one G? oops?)
Tumblr media
Apparently putting Bill Cipher gets this wiki page
Tumblr media
And there's a full version of Disco Girl and I CAN'T HEAR IT!!!
Tumblr media
Xyler and Craz lead here...
Tumblr media
Dippy Fresh is this, which apparently is the Burger King Kid's Club lmao?
Tumblr media
And Blendin gets this
Tumblr media
Apparently, Stan's ebay listing can change when you click on it!
also the lightning flashes in the background of the main image revealed this:
Tumblr media
VALLD CINERIS?
Something like that... Hmmmm
Now I need to go give my computer a break before it dies. This thing ATE my entire battery!!
13 notes · View notes
pumpkinstrawbrew · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
you're toxic, i'm slippin' under with a taste of a poison paradise
...
(i always jokingly call their ship 'my chemical romance', mostly bc of the fact that crane is awfully good at chemistry, among the other things. n' i do dearly love this aspect of their relationships. gotta adore how it's literally 'toxic' love, bc the fear toxin is a thing, n' they both end up sniffing it, every time they met. so it's less of poetic language here. it's just that they end up inhaling fumes n' havin' a bad trip. plain as day.
anyho', these arts are circling around the idea of what if at one point, crane dosed both of them on purpose. n' what if he did it as the scarecrow. or more so, when he was in mindset of the scarecrow.
btas crane n' old comic ones are usually depicted as sadists, who ironically are afraid of pain themselves. as jonathan is the sort of man, who is afraid to suffer / be hit / be picked on, bc it was his whole life. he knows how it feels n' he's dreading it. n' while it's cute, i was wondering about more crazy n' drastic measures, that crane might take, even if he knows that it would hurt him, but at same time, would grant him smth that he wants very-very badly. in this context, some 'discomfort' should be fine. n' i believe, that if he's 'out of it' or desperate enough, he might do it.
in this context, him using ft for smth dare i say kinky, isn't out of question. i often think' that crane might view his ft as a connecting link between himself n' batman. even if he doesn't know who batman is, the difference between them is evident. starting from the looks n' ending up with their personalities. but when batman is afraid, it's like jonathan bringing bruce to his level, isn't it? at that moment, they're the same. crane dosing them both is almost a power move. kind of harmful, bc crane cannot quickly overcome his own toxin like batman does. but still, it would take batman aback. give jonathan those 10 seconds of being the 'big bad' man in the room. but that's just a cherry on top. the main point of this is that jon can get away with smth, like a kiss or smth more, bc it would all be lost in horror soon enough. with this nearly an ultimatum in mind, he can waste those few moments *where he still udnerstands what's real n' what's not* to be bold.
i feel like btas crane will be a tad more modest about it still vs his more unhinged comic counterpart. but batman would be caught off guard, either way! i generally do enjoy the situations, where bruce is ruffled n' taken for a ride from time to time. he's very serious n' very prepared, n' all that, but it's fun to let jon score a win. even if it's small, it still would plague batman for days. his enemy dosed both of them, crawled into his laps, kissed him n' then just.....refused to explain himself. n' while it would be puzzling from bruce's pov. i love how it would have been the fear-included kiss for both of them, but jon would have been afraid of it *touching lips with him* even without ft, so this what makes it painfully appealing to me.
i stan by a hc that pleasure is generaly very hard concept for crane. n' he doesn't fully know what to do with it. or how to proceed. any fantasy, where things just nice n' not complicated feels untrue to him. he can't do what harley did n' just smooch the bat. he's not a pretty gal or even someone, who has any skills in that area. more so, the mere idea about how the bat might be willing to do smth with him, outside of being low-key cornered into it or lured into, is beoynd him. which is pretty sad, but it just feels kinda....like, well, jon, haha. i can't picture him as someone, who can overlook his self-hatred n' disgust this easily. but causing smth, when controled by fear n' despair for having that one thing he's pinning for, now this would sound realistic to him.
as for bruce, he can take his revenge by simply kissing crane back. n' also explain nothing. i imagine, that when it happens, crane's brain will freeze. it's like an instant defeat.)
83 notes · View notes
mydarlingdahlia · 1 year ago
Text
*bangs fist on desk*
APPRECIATION TIME🗣️‼️
💝
Just thought I’d give a little shoutout to some of my mooties/some of my fav people ☺️
@meowzfordayz is literally an angel omg when I sent her an emergency request it went way above my expectations. (The OP writing skills? HELLO???) Also she’s so friendly omg like high key- MARRY ME 😩 /p
@xxsabitoxx is fucking hilarious. Her writing makes me giggle and twirl my hair and (sometimes) throw my phone across the room like I’m reading 2018 omega wattpad smut. Also she’s a bad bitch 😤 (love the thigh tat btw) and I would fight anyone on sight for her
@muzanswaifu literally makes me leap to my phone/laptop when I get a notification. Also watching you and May interact is fucking hilarious. AND YOU PROTECTED ME FROM AN ANON THAT WAS HARASSING ME??? Adopt me please
@bunny-n3zuk0 is one of the sweetest people I’ve met. Makes me physically and mentally smile whenever you interact with me. Like- how do I put it- (MARRY ME JULIET YOULL NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE🎶)
@tomiokas-lunchbox is literally on my top ten kin list. I’m dead serious. (GIYUU STANS WHERR YALL AT??) also like everyone else needs to convert to Sanegiyuuism or else I’ll sacrifice you to my closet that needs cleaning
@renhoeku is…how do I put it? Amazing? Absolutely lovely? A fellow rengoku stan whom I want to marry who I want to be besties with? We can like simp for Rengoku together and like have tea and just read smut abt him like I’m down if you are
@akaza-dono-the-basketball is one of my lovely moots, who I adore interacting with. I mean just scrolling through your page at least once a day makes the sun shine a tad brighter. I literally have no words to explain my appreciation- so- 💖❣️💞💘💝💗❣️🩷
@pammyjammy117 was probably the reason I got the courage to make my own Demon Slayer OC. (ALL HAIL ENŪMA🛐) I love going on their live streams on TikTok, and I am absolutely in love with your OC. (I’m working on the Enūma and Monsterverse Kyo smut I promise 😔)
@thatonegenshinsimp is one of my lovely Genshin moots. ☺️ Got me going feral over Itto I swear to mf Jehovah himself after reading your writing I wish I could go back to like those old Gacha days and like be in one of those “whatever you say comes to life” vids so I could bring my bbg to life (and proceed to turn into the loud house)
@sweet-honey-fruit is one of my favorite writers for Genshin Impact characters! Omg that m’fing poll…I’m still going feral over it oml. 😭 Cant wait to see the finished product!! I’ll try to be like somewhat patient 🤷‍♀️
@moraxsthrone is literally so fucking talented. The way you write Zhongli makes me quiver in my boots (and makes something else quiver) Got me up at 2am in an iPad kid position with my horrid posture just scrolling through your page
@yeahitzally is also a literal angel. WHY ARE YOU SO NICE TO ME 😩. Lemme just- 🌹🌸💐💐🌺🌷🌻🪷🪻 Flowers for you my darling. :) I’m grateful to have you as a lovely moot. ^^ MWAH 😘
@peachdues is so talented that I almost didn’t believe it at first. Like okay Shakespeare you ate that! 💅 No but being fr your writing is so good like I’m jealous at this point. 🥲 (also a fellow Sanemi simp I SEE YOU 😏) Oh and if I’m bothering you too much just tell me 🫠
@knyesplease is one of my many lovely KNY mutuals. (Also shoutout to them go support their works!!) I love love love interacting with them, and I can’t wait to get to know them more! Also, thanks for being willing to help me out on my big KNY project. :)
Please DM me please and very much thank you if you want to be featured in this appreciation post. :) Always willing to add someone I may have missed. (But, keep in mind, if we’ve only interacted a handful of times like maybe once or twice, I might not add you.) Also this post was inspired by Meowz!
That’s all! Charlotte out.
27 notes · View notes
bradshawed · 1 year ago
Note
lovebug x / moots only! send this + a character and i’ll give you headcannons on what your life would be like.
okay, imma say mitch app purely because I saw him on the list and went grrrr
join the party!
mitch will forever make me go grrr and shhh don’t tell anyone but that might have been the sole reason i added him onto list, he’s just so 😫
this might not be accurate at all or i might be a mind reader but i hope you life it and thank you for requesting xx
Tumblr media
• mitch would burn the world for you if you asked. if anyone so much as gives you the wrong look..they’re dead. he loves you, all of you and would do anything for you. that man is down bad like so so bad
• i see you guys seeing each other for the first time at the beach. neither of you are looking for anyone and he’s more focused on getting closure in a sense after all the trauma and everything that happened that last time around and you’re just enjoying the summer weather, wanting to get out of the house for once, finishing the book you’re reading but he sees you. he wouldn’t be able to miss you to save his life and he’s hooked but he restrains himself because with his life, no one needs his baggage and you deserve more than a one night stand
• but then he sees you again and again, and this time it’s at the library and sure maybe he’s a little suspicious, a tad too overly cautious because in his work he has to be and he’s been hurt..bad. he’s grabbing some books on some new language or something and you’re browsing the isles, paying no mind to him.
• it takes a couple more times for him to gather the courage but he says hi and it goes from there
• he’s be so patient with you and so incredibly understanding, just like you are with him *soft!mitch soft!mitch soft!mitch* it takes time but you do both get there and then you’re both falling hard
• he doesn’t tell you about his job right away and it does cause a few minor bumps in the road but you’re worried and it’s not fun having the person you love disappear for months at a time, returning with bruises and broken bones. your relationship was built on trust and honesty, and you both sit down on the kitchen table when you couldn’t sleep and talk it through
• stan being stan. disproving, distrusting stan but also grateful stan when he meets you and realises you’re the one keeping mitch in check and the reason he’s being a lot less reckless lately (stan loves you after that and thanks you privately once you both have a talk and come to an understanding and you share some of your recipes and baked goods with him)
• baking at two in the morning when neither of you can sleep. mitch coming home to the house smelling like a bakery. having to eat sourdough bread for two weeks straight because you finally cracked the secret code
• protective!mitch. that’s all i have to say about that. but also you cleaning his wounds and making sure he changes his dressings and follows the doc’s instructions
• you remind him of home and make him feel safe. no one’s ever made him feel like that before and he’s forever grateful that it’s you
• he’d voice how much he loves you a lot because he’s scared of losing you when you’re both together for about the time that he was with katrina and when you pass the stage and keep going and doing things he didn’t get to with her, he realises it’s okay
3 notes · View notes
thestangossip · 2 years ago
Note
Teacher anon here! I wrote everything half asleep over pizza after Saturday parent semester meetings and after rereading what I wrote I realized I rambled a tad without circling back to my full thought and want to finish it while I’m not snoozing in pepperoni grease.
As a teacher, I’m flattered when my students want to jokingly call me mom or want hugs or comfort when things are rough. I’m absolutely okay with that as long as it’s clear that I’m not their replacement parent and any hug has to be with other people around and not full frontal body. I’m fulfilled as a person to not have my own kids with how much love I have for my students, I’d do anything for them. And they know this. Some kids photoshopped my face onto Rambo after the Uvalde shooting when I told them I’d take down an army on my own before I let anything happen to them.
But at the end of the day, I’m not their legal guardian. I’m an adult in power regardless of my gender who has to draw lines that they may not understand or know about now but will appreciate when they’re older. I’ve happily held a middle school male student who cried hard when his sister passed away unexpectedly and his parents gave me the okay. I’ve happily let kids eat lunch with me in my classroom with the door wide open and let neighboring teachers know, and I’m known as the fun openly gay teacher who wears witty t-shirts with fitted jeans and colorful blazers and costume jewelry who will always show up for all of their recitals and what not at school. I brag that I’m the proud mama bear of 332 kids in the 10+ years I’ve been doing this, and I mean it with how I keep their gifts and still hang up their drawings and letters on my wall far after they’ve graduated. Because I get how wonderful it is to bond with someone who looks up to you knowing you’re a safe place for them be themselves while being loved and accepted unconditionally.
Which brings me to Pedro. Again, I’m not a fan or a Stan and what I know is from this blog and glancing at other tumblrs when I’m feeling nosey. He seems like a genuinely good but greatly insecure man who appears to form really tight but unhealthy and fleeting relationships with people in his life regardless of age or gender. For that reason, his fans need to hold him to a greater standard with younger costars regardless of their legality. Would they be okay with this if it were Leo DiCaprio that Bella was doing this to? No. Thank you to that anon for bringing that video up cause it proved my point further that this bond Bella has seems to be with just Pedro and that’s a major red flag regardless if she’s a legal adult now. He knew her at 17. If any of my students held me and rubbed up against me like that as students or recent graduates I’d be fired. I’d have to go to meetings and a school appointed therapist to determine if I’m fit to be around kids and I could have my licenses revoked. And no, I’m not being overly dramatic. Being a teacher accused of inappropriate behaviors has major consequences that can ruin your career for life. And yes, even if it’s a former student because it makes the school wonder how long that was going on for and with who else.
Pedro and older actors of any gender need to step back and ask if they behaved like this at any other job, how would this come off? What would the consequences be? What can they do to form a healthy relationship while being responsible for their own accountability with a young ward who has mental illnesses and anxieties? Forcing this cute narrative because fans are projecting their image of fatherhood onto Pedro is unhealthy and is what leads to older people in Hollywood taking advantage of anxiety riddled young stars with codependency issues. If Bella is THAT anxious, she needs a support animal and therapist to give her the tools needed to form and enforce healthy boundaries with men like Pedro who don’t know how to draw those lines themselves. Pedro can trust himself all he wants, but that doesn’t mean we do as viewers and he needs to make clear boundaries on media platforms because yes he does owe us that as a responsible adult with a former child costar just like any adult working with kids and young adults. I know I’d never be inappropriate with a student, but I still keep my doors open and my boundaries clear to guardians and fellow teachers that I’m trustworthy and responsible rather than gaslight them for thinking otherwise. I’ll continue to side eye him and anyone else who tries to disagree, because Pedro is not an exception to any rule regardless of parasocial ideas of who he is when none of us know him or what he’s capable of behind closed doors and I really hope Bella can find the appropriate help she needs to maintain a friendship with Pedro or anyone as a legal adult without relying on them as a cure for her anxieties.
You bring up so many points.
3 notes · View notes
frogthane · 10 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Well, I am in tears, and all because I found a true family where I was finally valued as me, and not my brother counterpart.
This section (Homeless) was so beautifully written, and despite having only met these characters in a singular chapter, they left a lasting impression that convinced me to stay with them till the very end.
We've of course got Stan, a middle aged man mourning his wife who willingly helped Jodie off the streets and shared what little he had. When later questioned by police of there are people who would miss us, his is the sole face brought to mind. Stan is the support we never had growing up, giving it all never expecting anything in return. He's the first person to make us feel like we mean something as an individual, and not for our capabilities.
Tuesday, birth name Elisa, is a sisterly figure that is open to discussion and so full of love to give. Upon discovering she was pregnant, her ex-boyfriend beat her and so she ran away, hoping to not only create a comfortable life for her child, but even just give Zoey a chance at life. She refused to allow the world to bring her down, and perseveres to form a better life for her kid.
Walter, a former teacher until loans got the best of him, is a rather cynical man who drinks a tad bit too much. While he's quick to chalk Jodie's confession of Aiden up to drugs, he never belittles anyone and makes an effort to stand by his friends' side when needed, offering a steady and reassuring support.
Jimmy has clearly experienced a difficult life and struggles with drug addiction. When Jodie first meets him, he is suffering from withdrawals and Stan warns her to stay away until he has his fix, but Jimmy I'd hardly the aggressive guy others might perceive him to be. While eating dinner, he merely complains about being cold but is able to sit around with the others, enjoying their company. Despite suffering from his own personal problems, he is quick to do whatever is needed of him, despite being more frightened by the world than the others, as he has first handedly witnessed her cruelty.
They are the family I've always dreamt of and more. Easy going banter, a mutual circle of support, open displays of emotion. I am genuinely upset I cannot wrap my arms around them as Jodie did in my epilogue when she arrived at Stan's new apartment. I yearn for the love I felt through my screen as I noticed the frames photo next to Jodie's hospital bed. Even apart, they were continuing to support her.
I will gladly help raise Zoey to become as amazing a person as this family. I don't need a romance, just pure unfiltered love.
1 note · View note
tangyangie · 1 year ago
Note
glad I could help easing your loneliness a tad bit :) also the 1989 tv announcement was so epic and iconic?? she makes everything look/sound cool honestly I love her 😭🫶 and I KNOWWWW I was expecting the cover to be a new polaroid too but I feel like for a change it's really good and refreshing !! I wish I would have stanned her earlier, I only started a few months ago and I missed out on so many things :') I'm super happy you got to appreciate taylor since your childhood though, she must hold a lot of symbolism for you now.
honestly I get you... the whole but this is just pretending, or is it? gets me every single time cause there's so much tension and suspense throughout their fake dating time... though, as a fellow writer, I can understand if you think writing for karma is becoming repetitive, but I want to let you know what you write for him are pure jewels regardless !! that's how I discovered your blog if I remember correctly :) tbh though I really need a karma in my life, I do not care a single bit about the teasing I need some playfulness in my life 🥲 the other trope gives me the I sent you letters, didn't you read them? and you sent me letters? vibe, it's frustrating but the end always makes up for it, you have good taste 😌
AHHH SEE EVEN MORE GOOD TASTE afterglow is a literal masterpiece... it feels so dreamy and heartbreaking at the same time it's so good... I love her high note in don't blame me she's out of this world 😭 haven't listened to this is me trying or haunted yet but I'll let you know if I do! oml I love the groups you made though, they fit many song vibes perfectly, I'd love to hear you out if you want to elaborate :))
I hope you get to have your phone back soon, good luck and take care of yourself meanwhile !!
also quick question, I saw you played guitar and I was thinking of learning to play it once the school year resumes, is guitar an instrument that's hard to learn or is it relatively okay?
— 💌 anon
thank you sm for this i love talking to ppl ☹️☹️
anyways HAUNTED AND TIMT AGAHAHHH those are some of my favorites of all time
and yes taylor is a core memory for me 🙏🙏
i learned guitar after i had been playing piano for a few years, so i didn't have to go through the process of learning the notes and places. i also had a general idea of how to play beforehand—my sister started playing guitar before i was even born, so i was kinda taught a bit before i actually took lessons.
but the difficulty is also based on what kind of guitar you're planning to play... classical, acoustic, electric—the notes are easier to reach on the electric guitar, but classical and acoustic tend to have better arrangements for things. finger style songs sound really cool, and they're fun to play. (i just learned how to play style ts mwahahaha)
but basically it depends on your knowledge of music stuff beforehand... if you're a complete beginner, it's a good way to start out. since guitar and piano are pretty much the only instruments (i think?) that really play both chords and a melody, they're great starting instruments.
as long as you put effort into it, you'll get it, though !!
0 notes