#I want some of y’all to marry me/hj
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mydarlingdahlia · 1 year ago
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*bangs fist on desk*
APPRECIATION TIME🗣️‼️
💝
Just thought I’d give a little shoutout to some of my mooties/some of my fav people ☺️
@meowzfordayz is literally an angel omg when I sent her an emergency request it went way above my expectations. (The OP writing skills? HELLO???) Also she’s so friendly omg like high key- MARRY ME 😩 /p
@xxsabitoxx is fucking hilarious. Her writing makes me giggle and twirl my hair and (sometimes) throw my phone across the room like I’m reading 2018 omega wattpad smut. Also she’s a bad bitch 😤 (love the thigh tat btw) and I would fight anyone on sight for her
@muzanswaifu literally makes me leap to my phone/laptop when I get a notification. Also watching you and May interact is fucking hilarious. AND YOU PROTECTED ME FROM AN ANON THAT WAS HARASSING ME??? Adopt me please
@bunny-n3zuk0 is one of the sweetest people I’ve met. Makes me physically and mentally smile whenever you interact with me. Like- how do I put it- (MARRY ME JULIET YOULL NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE🎶)
@tomiokas-lunchbox is literally on my top ten kin list. I’m dead serious. (GIYUU STANS WHERR YALL AT??) also like everyone else needs to convert to Sanegiyuuism or else I’ll sacrifice you to my closet that needs cleaning
@renhoeku is…how do I put it? Amazing? Absolutely lovely? A fellow rengoku stan whom I want to marry who I want to be besties with? We can like simp for Rengoku together and like have tea and just read smut abt him like I’m down if you are
@akaza-dono-the-basketball is one of my lovely moots, who I adore interacting with. I mean just scrolling through your page at least once a day makes the sun shine a tad brighter. I literally have no words to explain my appreciation- so- 💖❣️💞💘💝💗❣️🩷
@pammyjammy117 was probably the reason I got the courage to make my own Demon Slayer OC. (ALL HAIL ENŪMA🛐) I love going on their live streams on TikTok, and I am absolutely in love with your OC. (I’m working on the Enūma and Monsterverse Kyo smut I promise 😔)
@thatonegenshinsimp is one of my lovely Genshin moots. ☺️ Got me going feral over Itto I swear to mf Jehovah himself after reading your writing I wish I could go back to like those old Gacha days and like be in one of those “whatever you say comes to life” vids so I could bring my bbg to life (and proceed to turn into the loud house)
@sweet-honey-fruit is one of my favorite writers for Genshin Impact characters! Omg that m’fing poll…I’m still going feral over it oml. 😭 Cant wait to see the finished product!! I’ll try to be like somewhat patient 🤷‍♀️
@moraxsthrone is literally so fucking talented. The way you write Zhongli makes me quiver in my boots (and makes something else quiver) Got me up at 2am in an iPad kid position with my horrid posture just scrolling through your page
@yeahitzally is also a literal angel. WHY ARE YOU SO NICE TO ME 😩. Lemme just- 🌹🌸💐💐🌺🌷🌻🪷🪻 Flowers for you my darling. :) I’m grateful to have you as a lovely moot. ^^ MWAH 😘
@peachdues is so talented that I almost didn’t believe it at first. Like okay Shakespeare you ate that! 💅 No but being fr your writing is so good like I’m jealous at this point. 🥲 (also a fellow Sanemi simp I SEE YOU 😏) Oh and if I’m bothering you too much just tell me 🫠
@knyesplease is one of my many lovely KNY mutuals. (Also shoutout to them go support their works!!) I love love love interacting with them, and I can’t wait to get to know them more! Also, thanks for being willing to help me out on my big KNY project. :)
Please DM me please and very much thank you if you want to be featured in this appreciation post. :) Always willing to add someone I may have missed. (But, keep in mind, if we’ve only interacted a handful of times like maybe once or twice, I might not add you.) Also this post was inspired by Meowz!
That’s all! Charlotte out.
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awakentrashpanda · 5 months ago
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What the smiling critter you Simp for says about you 
Disclaimer do not take any of this seriously all of this is for the sole purpose of shits and giggles 
Bubba Bubbaphant
💡As a wise YouTuber once said, there’s people who are attracted to Daddies, and then there’s you, people who are attracted to fathers 
💡You like big men and you cannot lie you other brothers can’t deny (I’m sorry)
💡You’ve also got a thing for polite and classy men, you don’t just want some bum, you want a proper gentleman
💡You probably also like nerds
Dogday
☀️Himbo kisser/pos
☀️Also, I’m a little worried that you might be depressed because Dogday is a constant serotonin dispenser 
☀️You either are a serotonin dispenser or you need a serotonin dispenser 
☀️You’ve probably played Poppy Playtime chapter 3, or at least watch a playthrough of it 
☀️Also I’m willing to bet that cupid’s arrow immediately shot straight through your heart when  Dogday called us “angel”
PickyPiggy
🍎Mommy? Sorry
🍎You probably, if not definitely, like country girls 
🍎*Insert obligatory cannibal sympathizer joke here*
🍎You either are the parent friend in your group or you want to kiss the parent friend in your group 
🍎You either love cooking or you barely know shit about cooking and you want her to cook for you (only if she wants to, of course)
🍎Also you’re probably me 
CraftyCorn
🎨You love shy girls, and you love psycho bitches and with her you get both 
🎨I’m also willing to bet that you’re a Weeb 
🎨Or an artist 
🎨Probably both 
🎨You know the “I will protect this smile” meme? That’s basically you
Catnap
🌙First things first, please for the love of God tell me that you’re referring to the fandom version of cartoon catnap and NOT Theodore 
🌙Catboy kisser/hj
🌙You have a thing for villains, and/or villain-coded characters, and you’re not even remotely shy about it
🌙You know the song “Emo Boy”? That’s basically your theme song
🌙Also, your sleep schedule is probably a disaster
🌙If you play Stardew Valley I’m willing to bet that you married Sebastian 
KickinChickin
⭐️Your taste in men is dumb sons of bitches
⭐️You like men who end up doing something that is prefaced with the phrase “Hey y’all watch this” every single day 
⭐️You also probably had crushes on your high school bullies
Hoppy Hopscotch
⚡️There is nothing you want more in this world than Butch women 
⚡️Also, you probably either are, or know somebody, who drinks at least 3 5-hour energies a day 
⚡️In at least some way shape or form, you want the lesbian version of Kurt and Ram from Heathers 
⚡️You know those muscular women who look like they could benchpress a truck? that’s what you want 
Bobby Bearhug
❤️Very very affectionate 
❤️You probably need a hug 
❤️You also want a very protective woman 
❤️Also you might be into Yanderes 
❤️ if somebody asked you “man or bear?” you would immediately say bear in a heartbeat (and you are incredibly valid for that)
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sunny-speaks · 1 year ago
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Househusband Harper Headcanons
Hello, hello !! I am going to be redoing some blog design stuff when I WORK UP THE MOTIVATION-- so if the blog name changes, y’all know why!!
Anyway, I've been deep diving for Harper crumbs to accurately write him as one does. (gotta get everything lore accurate, would not be able to live with a too OOC in any of my fictional literature./hj)
AND I KNOW HE WOULD RATHER HAVE YOU BE THE AT-HOME PERSON AND WHATNOT while he works but hear me out… He would be such a good househusband, alright? AUHG- Everything's under the cut, lol.
also Harper is from @campwillowpeak !! I can remove the tag btw, if you don't wanna be tagged in further works ;-;
So maybe the two of you had been married for years. Doesn’t make Harper feel any less happy when you introduce him to people as your husband or when he sees the ring on your hand that he bought for you before you leave the house, it always leaves him with a tingly feeling.
After all, now you’re his. And doesn’t that sound just lovely?
Harper’s got that side job of his to keep the both of you financially stable, as long as you don’t ask too many questions about it.
He doesn’t understand why you need to go work, when the two of you could be comfortable at home from his profits.
Especially when he has more than enough to keep you happy with him!
But if that’s what his partner wants, who is he to deny you?
He’s always anxious to let you leave the house, you’re so magnificent, what if on your way home, some creep tries to hit on you?
He knows you wouldn’t cheat on him and that you can defend yourself, but… but wouldn’t it be safer to just be at home with you?
Or worse, what if one of your coworkers, god forbid your boss, tried to… coerce you into something!
He knows you always wear your wedding ring, and he made sure that it was shiny enough to show people how much he loved you. (Material objects could never dare to show anyone how much he loved you. He loves you sooo much and he knows you love him too !)
But there are a lot of ignorant people out there! 
If you let him, Harper's be more than glad to mark you up, stake his claim so your peers know exactly who you’re married to.
“Cara miaaa,” Your husband looked up at you with wide, pleading, unfaltering eyes, “You said your coworkers were giving you trouble, right?” He’d practiced saying it without violently cursing out your coworkers. You wouldn’t like it if he was mean about them… Even if it was true.
“Unfortunately, yeah. They can’t take a hint, even with this.” You gestured to your wedding ring. “I don’t get how it’s so hard for them to understand I’m a faithful spouse…”
And with that, Harper set his plan into action. “Y’know… we could do something a bit more drastic, if you wish, dear?”
Your eyes glinted with a hint of mischief. “And what would that be, Harp?” You had a vague idea what he was hinting at, but you wanted to hear him say it.
“Mm, just showing them how much I looove you… and maybe biting you.” He muttered the last part to himself, a light flush making its way to his face. He had not prepared too much on how to convince you.
“You mind giving me a little preview?” You sat yourself down on the couch and beckoned him towards you with a finger.
“Not at all, cara mia.”
But there are some pros to being alone when you’re gone!
Harper being your dutiful househusband means he can and will do anything and everything for you !
(And indulge himself in certain activities while you’re gone)
He also has complete control over everything you sleep in, you eat, you wear.
So if you notice some odd stains on your clothes or weird tastes in your food, he doesn’t know what you’re talking about ! Do you not like the food he spent so much time preparing? Or the laundry he did to take a load off your back ?
It’s not his fault he gets so lonely when you’re gone ! It’s just because he misses you so much !
You should just quit your job, you know? It’s so dangerous ! That boss of yours was targeted by an arsonist ! (Because he had the nerve to try and touch you.) Gosh, what if you were next ?! (Harper would never do that to you though… <3)
You should just listen to your husband, he’s so worried for you ! Won’t you pleaaase hear him out?
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locution-youngster-enjoyer · 3 months ago
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💗Granny May
💗The Narrator
💗Leslie
💗Charlie and Meatloaf
Oh sweet Jesus Christ /hj
You’ve opened a whole can of worms with that one, ESPECIALLY for the Narrator
Granny May
I don’t have a lot to say about her because I don’t care that much about her overall, so I don’t have that much to say about her backstory-
She’s been in the villain business for a long long time and was more respected in her younger years. Her husband was also a criminal, but before him she dated Hal Hardbargain, who made her the mech suit she uses. They’re now bitter exes, and constantly fight because they’re cranky old people. Unfortunately, Granny May’s husband passed away, but she Carrie’s on her villain career because it fulfills her.
Granny’s mom is not a villain, and didn’t exactly approve of Granny’s career, but still loves her a lot.
Eugene and Granny don’t really talk anymore after the shorts. Granny is disappointed he gave up on his villain career so early, but otherwise doesn’t focus much on him.
Uhhhh yeah that’s all I got for her, I haven’t really given her much thought lol-
The Narrator
HAAHAHHAHA oh god
Ok so- in my AU headcanon thing (Idfk at this point), there’s three different levels of reality. There’s the irl world (aka us, yes you person reading this), the middle ground, and any fictional world. Narrator’s live in the middle ground, aware they’re fictional but also living out there own lives in some strange form of free will. This means that it’s possible that any narrator from any media could interact, though it’s typically separated between film/tv show narrators, and game narrators.
Also, most of them without canon names just go with whatever name their VA has, so the Narrator would be named Chris.
Chris is happily married to the Powerpuff Girls Narrator (aka Tom)
Time works differently in the fictional reality (aka the whole show of Wordgirl) then it does in the Middle Ground. Time skips that are shown in the show aren’t actual time skips to the Narrators. Chris will literally just walk off and do something else until whatever time is being skipped to. While he can just stick around after an episode, there’s no real reason to, but he sometimes does so anyway because he actually likes his protagonists.
Tom is a whole separate thing so if y’all want me to talk more about these two please let me know. I love ‘em :))
Idk what else to mention, I just like the silly voice guy
Leslie
MY GIRRLLL. I have so much to say about her
In my au, Leslie and Victoria Best have a strange mentor and student relationship.
This is because that Leslie had a very similar childhood to Victoria. The reason she seems to be so multitalented is because as a kid, her parents put her through so many tournaments and extra curricular activities. Kids viewed her as either weird or mean because she was working all the time. Unlike Victoria, Leslie didn’t constantly boast about being the best, but she did have a silent air of superiority.
Until around 8th grade, when a teacher called CPS on her parents. They lost custody of her (because of the horrible shit they would do to her), and she started living with her grandma.
No longer having the constant force telling her to be perfect, Leslie’s mental health and self confidence tanked. It why as an adult she gets stage fright easily.
She went to a really prestigious high school filled with several people with rich families (including some other characters). One of said characters was Claire McCallister, who she quickly befriended (they also dated briefly, but it didn’t really work out, with them leaving on good terms)
Eventually, her high school and another high school participated in an event where they competed with each other, and that’s where Leslie met Lady Redundant Woman, Ms Question, and Mr Big (pre-transition). She specifically hung out and befriended Shelly, and helped him realize he was trans, so for a while they were absolute best buds.
After school, Leslie started working in economics, but was pretty bored with her life, until she heard of a job opportunity as a secretary for an up and coming company. To her surprise, she ends up reuniting with Mr Big.
Mr Big didn’t originally have Mind Control is his company statement, he suddenly got the idea from a random joke Leslie made that he took way to seriously.
Over time, Leslie started to lose her energy for the job and her self esteem started to sink again. The lack of credit and the overworking she received do nothing to help her.
Charlie and Meatloaf
These guys are so silly :]
Meatloaf’s actual name is Joe
These two were roommates in college and were best buds ever since. They both got a job at a construction company together, and they began to befriend a certain Dr Boxleitner who kept calling for their help because he kept blowing up his lab.
Post the accident, Two Brains ‘hired’ them to come work for him, since they were the only people who he knew and who were willing to help.
They’re also in an asexual relationship with each other
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tsuriaa · 3 years ago
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Hiiii! I don't know you, but you want to simp over TWSD? Can I see some for Silver? I never see any appreciation for him.
As someone who started simping for Silver when I first joined the twst fandom, you came for the right person dw <3
REASONS WHY SILVER IS AN UNDERRATED CHARACTER AND WHY YOU SHOULD ALSO STAN HIM COMING FROM A FORMER SILVER SIMP
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His face while sleeping >>>> your face while sleeping
Come back again, if you’re able to find a guy who could possibly look good while sleeping /j
His hands. That’s it.
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It was confirmed by the Vil Schoenheit that Silver is indeed a beautiful man
Even the whole pomefiore fucking agrees
This man can literally breathe air but still looked more ethereal than Vil /hj
His voice.
this is literally my only silver card i’m so sorry 😭
bUT ANYWAYS
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LOOK AT THEM MUSCLES AND TRY TO CONVINCE ME THAT YOU AIN’T A SIMP FOR THIS MAN BY NOW
LIKE SIR, HE CAN CHOKE ME USING THOSE ARMS AND I WOULD THANK HIM ENDLESSLY AKAKSKAK-
And it is also scientifically proven that there were no photos of Silver looking like a damn potato without even trying to look pretty
It’s true y’all, I’m the photographer 📸
hIS SR CHEF CARD IS MHM ✨NOICE✨
NO BECAUSE HIM IN A CHEF CLOTHING LITERALLY SCREAMS HUSBAND MATERIAL
IDK WHY
BUT YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE MUEHEHEHEHEAKSJAK
that reminds me of the time when i went broke trying to pull for his sr chef card in my old japanese acc. but he didn’t come home in the end🧎‍♀️
Want a guy who would listen to your rambles endlessly without any complaints and just vibe with whatever you’re doing??
Ladies, gentlemen, & non-binaries y’all are sleeping on my guy Silver ✨😕‼️
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AND HIS SMILE THO,, IDK IF IT’S JUST ME BUT I WANTED SOMEONE TO SMILE AT ME LIKE SILVER’S
ANOTHER THING ABOUT HIS SMILE,, IT JUST SEEMS SO GENUINE AND TENDER??
THAT TYPE OF SMILE WHENEVER YOU SEE THAT ONE PERSON WHO GIVES YOU THOSE FEELS???
I’M-
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Lord have mercy pls,, i’m soft to those kind of smiles-
but pls marry me sir 🧎‍♀️✨
I might just rescind my title as a former silver simp-
And that concludes this presentation about why Silver is an underrated character and why you should also stan him <33
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skittikyu · 4 years ago
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Panprice, all of the emojis /srs /nf
A-
All of them???
Alright here we go /nm /lh
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🌻 who’s taller?
Dave. Absolutely Dave. /lh I’ve loved that headcanon ever since someone pointed out the height difference in the intro to Escaping the Prison-
🍃 who’s the big spoon?
Probably Rupert because I can see Dave liking to be held™
🌺 who asks the other out?
See Panprice is one of those ships I was talking about in that other ask where I see it being more of a “Person A confesses to Person B thinking it isn’t mutual but when it turns out it is they just sort of become a thing” situation.
So if you reframe the question as “who confesses first” I can honestly see situations with either but I’d sooner assume it’d be more likely Rupert because Dave seems like he’d just
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But who knows, maybe he’d blurt it out on accident or force it out in a moment of bravery. Jury’s out to lunch on this one LOL
🍄 who’s clingier?
I think both of them would have their moments, for understandable reasons??
Dave is touch starved from having no human contact for months while he was a prisoner and Rupert already lost him once and missed him like hell
🍀 who steals the blankets?
Rupert strikes me more as the type to toss and turn a bit so he might yoink™ by accident sometimes
🪵 who watches the other sleep?
?????????
okay, interpreting that to be a little less creepy-
I think Dave probably stays awake longer than Rupert sometimes. Like Rupert has a very demanding, exhausting job and will crash like a rock while Dave is an overthinker with recurring nightmares so he probably takes longer to fall asleep and will just look up at the ceiling whilst Rupert snores next to him LOL
So yeah he wouldn’t watch Rupert sleep but he might glance over from time to time or just listen to him breathe for reassurance that everything’s fine now-
☁️ who spoils the other?
This is another one I think they’d both have their moments with because Rupert wants Dave to have nice things because he’s been through a lot and deserves to be happy and Dave wants Rupert to have nice things because he’s grateful for him and everything he’s done for him
🌾 who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts?
?????????
The fuck kind of heathen- how about both of them just eat the whole pizza slice like normal people?? /lh
🌸 who cries when they watch sad movies?
I wanna say Rupert just for the joke of it being the one you don’t expect /hj
That and it goes hand in hand with my headcanon that he’s the one who gets scared watching horror movies while Dave just sits there with him like
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🌷 who apologises first after an argument?
Again, probably equal amounts with both of them on this one too
Rupert is aware he has a bad temper and can come off meaner (not that he’d ever be mean to Dave, but y’know- harsh/serious/etc) than he means to be sometimes so once he’s cooled down he’d immediately want to tell Dave that he’s sorry because he knows if he takes too long he might start overthinking and get scared that Rupert hates him or something
Then Dave I’ve always headcanoned with some form of anxiety (probably GAD) and y’all who have it know how it is sometimes, where you apologize because the tension and lack of closure is too much-
I doubt these two would have too many arguments, though - even ignoring the fact that Dave probably avoids confrontation like the plague, they’re adults who communicate healthily and even when they do argue (because let’s face it that’s a normal, unavoidable part of every relationship) they seem like the type of couple that resolves the issue over the course of the argument-
🪴 who wears the other’s clothes?
I’m not sure?? I can see them having similar fashions of black/grey colours so they probably sometimes wear the other’s clothes on accident and don’t fully realize why it feels slightly off unless the other one asks about it, but that’s if they even recognize their own clothes
But yeah Dave’s taller so his clothes are slightly longer and Rupert’s got a bit more muscle so his are a bit wider
☀️ who beats the other at chess?
I think they’d be fairly evenly matched?? Strategizing is part of Rupert’s job and Dave seems like the type of guy who passes the time with games like cards and chess-
💐 who needs more reassurance?
Dave for obvious reasons. Poor guy probably feels like a screw up who ruins everything sometimes, what with his string of bad luck.
🌿 who cooks the best?
Dave. Rupert is British. Do not trust British people with food. /j
🐚 who proposes?
Probably Rupert, but, I can see situations where it could be Dave instead
An engagement seems like something they’d probably talk about before the actual proposal anyway cause obviously Rupert’s not gonna scare the shit out of Dave getting down on one knee with 0 warning and/or prior discussion 
and I think Dave would sooner eat his own hat than drop that on Rupert in a similar situation
But yeah they’d probably talk about getting married starting after the 2 year mark and then it would just be a matter of whenever one of them makes it official-
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Here’s your fucking essay, anon /nm /lh
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