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silent-raven13 · 28 days ago

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A Cute little Poodle named Morales 1

(AN: This is for my friend @heiibo a Christmas gift! Happy New Year ya'll!)

On Earth 42

"This is so bad! So-so bad!" Miles dodges a laser aimed at him being surprised by the rookie anomaly aiming at him and only him. "Why he's aiming it at me?"

"Morales focus! You can't let him get to you!" Miguel said over the earbuds.

Gwen and Pavitr were swinging towards the large massive laser weapon made to destroy the moon in this universe.

"Dude, this guy is crazy! Haven't he seen Moon Fall?" Ben shouted out loud as he uses his webs to hit the villain's goons.

Hobie came flying with a hard swing with his electric guitar as he hits a few of the enemy's gang members. "Oy, you good Peter Pan?"

"Hahaha, you act like this isn't my first time-" Miles got hit by a large metal bar, "Ugh!"

"Miles?" Gwen shouted for him.

Hobie asked, "You good?"

"Shut up, man!" Miles quickly got up with a simple toss of the metal bar, it weights nothing to him. "That was a practice run."

Hobie burst out laughing, loving his friend's enthusiasm. "Sunflower, remember it's all in the palms."

"Pfft, and you should remember it's all in your knees." Miles rans passed him and jump in the air, he launched his special electric powers to surf through midair.

"Huh! OW!" The punker got kicked in the shin losing his balance. With an angry growl, he swung hard at the enemy's henchmen. "That doesn't count!"

"Pero flaco, querías seguir la pista." Miles chuckles as he went after the main anomaly.

"Focus, you two. This is not a game! The fate of this Universe depends on us!" Miguel shouted as he fought with the larger henchmen that were experimented on to be big monsters.

"MWAHAHAHA! Soon, I will get you and your stupid Spider friends and the world will be mine." The nerdy villain shouted with loud laughter, he twist the knobs of his laser gun, "This time I won't miss." He aims at Miles while trying to get away from him.

Miles quickly dodges every laser blast while following the villain from the main warehouse. The young villain lead Miles to an abandoned projects, away from the other Spider-men.

"Miles don't go too far. He must stay within our route!" Miguel said through the earbud.

"I got him! Don't worry he's right where I need him!" Miles decided he'll use his webs to tangle the anomaly.

"Oi, Brooklyn don't go too far. The bloke would trap you if you don't watch out." Hobie said through their earbuds.

Miles rolled his eyes at the punker, lately Hobie been babying him trying to give him guidance. It's a bit annoying to say the least. His friend keeps touching him like his hand on his waist or sometimes hand resting on his lower back. Sometimes he's super clingy to the point his best friend, Ganke would ask if they were in a relationship.

It would be wrong of him to assume since he's secretly bisexual and he knows the punker is always touchy friendly with everyone he's friends with. He hugs Gwen and Pavitr all the time, he likes to playful flirt with everyone and he's always snuggling with his own best friends. It's something Hobie always did around anyone he's close to, so it would be wrong for Miles to think that the punker find him attractive.

"I got this, Hobie! I've done this plenty of times." Miles sounded very annoyed, the palms of his hands started to consume electricity being ready for his next move.

"Whoa, easy Peter Pan. I'm only givin' you a bit of a tip." Hobie senses his friend's tone.

"You don't need to snap at him, Mi!" Gwen noticed her friend's attitude against Hobie.

Miles said, "I didn't snap. I know what I'm doing."

"Actually, you kinda of did, my dude." Pavitr added.

"What? How?" Miles arched his eyebrows being confused.

"You sound like you're mad at me. I'm only give you advice, Brooklyn." Hobie mumbles.

"Well, I appreciate the uhh- shit," Miles couldn't focus on their conversation when he's focusing on the anomaly. "I'm busy at the moment, we'll talk about this when I'm done." He rolled his eyes trying to focus on the mission but his friends wanted to bring this up.

"To be fair, Miles... you been mean to Hobie lately." Pavitr finally admit.

"Yeah, dude. Is something wrong?" Gwen asked. Miles had a feeling his old crush had a massive crush on the punker. From what he can tell, it seems like she still likes Hobie. So now, here she goes trying to protect him.

"Oi, did I upset you or sumthin'?" Hobie finally asked as he wack his electric guitar at another henchmen.

"Guys, can- Ugh, I don't have time for this." He rolled his eyes as he mute himself from the conversation. Was he being mean to the punker lately? If anything, Miles only conclude he's only snappy from all the missions, homework, and dealing with his family. Then he has to maintain his own social life as Miles Morales at his school.

There's so much going on for him. Maybe he was upset at the punker because his life seems so much easier than his. Not to mention how well liked he is. Miles could be a little jealous, but he would never admit that.

"Hey, you freak! Pay attention to me instead of your stupid Spider friends!" The young anomaly shouted being a little brat.

"Geez, we get it, man. You wanna rule the world." Miles sighs being exhausted, he swings toward the villain.

Right in the moment, the anomaly lift his the laser gun at Miles, the Spider-man in black and red quickly uses his electric powers with the palm of his hand to struck the villain's abdominal area. "AHHHH! YOU CHEATER!" The rookie anomaly shoot his laser gun at Miles.

There was a loud explosion on top of the abandoned building causing all the Spider-men to look over from the abandoned warehouse. "Miles!" Gwen shouted as the team quickly finished up tying up the henchmen and rush over to the building.

The massive smoke slowly cleared out. "Ughh, what happened?" Miles slowly his eyes feeling a massive headache, "Ughh, my head. Where am I?" He felt small little body slowly moves on all fours, "Huh? What?" He saw everything being four times bigger than him, then he looks down seeing brown curly fur covering two tiny paws.

He tries to gasp in shock, instead the sound of barking came out of his mouth. "BARK! BARK!" What?

"Hey wake up!" He barks out loud. He quickly went over to the knocked out villain seeing the shiny metal showing his reflection. "WHAT!" A loud shrill bark came out of him, his large Honey brown eyes widen.

He's a little fluffy cloud fur ball of a brown poodle, he jumps with his four little legs in shock. "Oh shitshitshit! I'm a dog! Somebody help! Help!" The little brown dog barks in cute little yelps like one of those puppy toys. His tiny body would hop every bark.

"Oh no, I need my watch. Where is it?" He panics realizing his Gizmo is missing from his paws, he quickly rushes back to where he was knocked out. "My watch!" He found it seeing how it's a bit big for his paw.

His furry brown paw placed the middle of his bracelet of his Gizmo, saw it automatically matching to him. "Oh, it fits! Thank god for Lyla being so damn smart!" He prance around at his mini watch on him, he didn't need to worry about glitching out.

Then a large shadow looming over him, "Hmm?" The small brown dog looks up in fear for the moment seeing the large figure floating up on a hoverboard.

"What's dis?" The large slim figure dressing in a Cyber punk style with long dreads filled with golden and silver cuffs and some bright purple beads. His voice dark and deep that sends chills down Miles' little body.

He remove his metal Prowler helmet with a push of a button. His faced revealing a slimmer very chisel Hobie Brown with Heterochromia eyes; left eye bright Purple and the right eye dark brown almost black. "What do we have here?" His hoverboard disappeared as he landed on the building roof, his heavy boot thudding sounding very heavy.

Miles' ears twitched at the heavy thuds with metal accessories clinging and jingling against each other. He met this Hobie through Miles 42, supposedly the Cyber-punk was known to be a Copycat Prowler so he can get away with stealing. The punker is a well known in the underground criminal groups being highly respected with his works and an excellent inventor.

"Hahaha," He went over to the knock out villain, "Hmm, looks like he's been taking care of." Hobs, which Miles likes to call him, pulls out a Spider Society net to capture the anomaly. Then his metal claws tap on his own Gizmo to send out to Miles 42, "Hey," His rasp deep voice sends another tingle through Miles, "I found'em. Looks like yur twin knock his ass out, but he ain't around, cuz."

This Hobie Brown had more of Brooklyn accent to him. Miles sat down with his head tilted being amazed by the differences of Hobie 42 and Hobie 138. The little poodle staring at Hobs talking to Miles 42.

"He's not my twin! We're variants!" Miles 42 said as a matter of fact, "Anyway, I told his team about it. Send me the coordinates and let him know to get back to Spider Society."

"He's not here," Hobs stood looking dark and alluring with his physique making him look like a model. Miles is practically drooling at how hot Hobs is looking from his angel, his eyes fixated at his tight black tank top showing off his well toned body, those visible abs with tattoos all over got him hot and bother.

Goddamn, he's so hot.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S NOT THERE! Ugh, whatever. I guess he went home. I'll let his friends know." Miles 42 hung up with a bored toned.

Hobs let out an amusing chuckle, then he turns his head over to the little dog. "Now, the question is... what are you doing here, little one?" He picked up the brown puff ball being so gently with his metal claws.

Miles shivers for the moment then he barks, "Help! Help! I turned into a dog!" His little puffy tail wags in panic, his cute puppy face and big eyes got Hobs thinking.

"Cute..." Hobs' eyes gleams at the adorable dog, then noticed the watch, and said, "What's dis?" His metal claw tap on the watch of the paw.

"Arf! Arf!" The dog quickly bite the metal claw in defense. "Don't break it!" Miles being protective of his Gizmo, this is life or death here!

Hobs arched his eyebrow, "Alright. Alright, I won't touch it." He pets the dog's small head, "I'll take you back to my pad." He jumps making his hoverboard appeared below his feet, hovering in mid-air.

Miles huffs being too exhausted to try to communicate to him. All his energy wasted from the fight, and his small body seems to be weak from all the moving around. Hobs saw the dog yawns before lowering his head down. "Tired, huh? You must be hungry, too." His claw gently scratch the dog's neck, he put on his Prowler helmet back on him.

Hobs took his leave with the small brown dog back to his pad, it's on a secret penthouse up on some raving club. He had his own invention lying around, the place looked like a wore down penthouse with a touch of Hobs' punk style. Miles never saw his home, yet it's exactly how he imagines it. Hobie 42 placed the brown dog on an old couch with wore out leather, some of the sponge popping out.

"I guess, he can't get away from the old life." Miles thought to himself, he figures the punker had the same background like Hobie 138. Probably homeless for a while before he had this lifestyle.

The small brown dog watching with his Honey-brown eyes at Hobs removing his gear, he saw the burned mark from his shoulder to his forearm being covered in tattoos. Miles stood with his tail wagging at the long sleeves of tattoo, then saw Hobs removing his black tank top wanting to be shirtless.

Miles watches him reveal his fine abs and pecks, he got to see a belly button piercing with a green gem stone on it. "Oh GODDAMN!" His tail showing his excitement more than anything.

His little dark nose smells weed, beer and cheap cologne from the punker. Hobs ties his long dreads in a low lazy ponytail, then he went to the kitchen to get his yesterday takeout. Then he heard loud barking, "Hey, guys! Miss your pops? Hehehe, I bet you do." Hobs had two large Rottweilers in another room with a dog gate to prevent from going into his space. "Sorry, we got a little guest. I'm afraid you'll tear him up."

Miles peaks to find these massive scary dogs barking so loud, he quickly hid in one of the cushions. "Awe, man. I can't fight them. I'm so tiny!"

Hobs petted his boys before giving them kibble and mushy meat from a canned for dogs. "Here you go!" He saw his dogs going crazy for their meal. "Hahaha, good dogs."

Then he put his cold takeout in a microwave, his eyes glances over the small dog. "Almost forgot. Here."

Miles look at the small doggy bowl filled with wet mushy meat and kibble. "Uhhh, no thanks!" He's not eating dog food, his paw pushes the bowl away from him and he huffed.

Hobs arched his eyebrow, "You don't like?"

The brown puppy turns away, he curled himself into a ball. Hobs shrugs, "Alright, but don't come crying to me for food." He gave the bowl to his two big dogs. Then he got his warm up takeout, it happened to be Chinese food; chow men, fried rice with some spicy chicken and beef with broccoli. The punker went to sit on his couch and put the television on to watch a movie called Alien. His plastic fork dig through the chow mein, while he lift some noodles to his mouth.

Miles' nose wiggles, "Awe, is that Chinese food!" His stomach growled at the delicious smell, "Mmm, I love Chinese food. Share some with me!" He quickly went up to Hobs with tiny paws on his knees.

Hobs hears whimpering sounds, he looks at the brown dog with those cutely eyes staring at him. "What?" He chews his beef and broccoli.

"Please, can I have some beef!" Miles whimpers with his tail wagging as he tilt his head.

"Oh, I see. Sorry, pup. In Hobie's crib, dogs don't eat human food. I told you to eat your own." Hobs said, he sat down hearing the small whimpers and cries.

Miles wanted Chinese food and he will get it by any means necessary! So he began to get closer to Hobs' face, "Arfff."

Hobie sat down staring at his television, he sighs why is this dog so darn cute? "Hmmm..." Normally, Hobie 42 is the alpha and firm with his dogs, but this little pup.

"Arrrooooo," The brown dog whimpers so more, then hops on his lap to lick the punker's face. Hobie stares at the brown poodle's big gleaming eyes.

Hobie sighs, "Alright. Alright. But only today you're getting this. Tomorrow is pure kibble." He pets the dog's head, "Hmm what should I call you. We got time to name ya."

"Ohh yeah, scratch me there." Miles' eyes twitches enjoying a good scratch. He happily barks waiting for his food.

"You're a little spoiled, eh? A brat I would say."

"Hmm?" Miles turns his head at Hobie with pout, "No, I'm not!"

When the punker took some beef to feed the small pup, he saw the brown dog quickly eating most of his take out. "HEY! I said you can have a little- Awe, never mind." He let the dog eat the rest of the Chinese food not even being bothered by it. "Looks like I'll spoiled you."

"Arf!" Miles happily ate before he jumps on the couch with tail wagging.

"Looks like you need a bath." Hobie took the small dog getting ready for a bath.

The two sat in a warm tub enjoying their bubble bath. Miles happily rest his head on Hobs' chest seeing two nipple piercings. He felt his body being scrubbed down. Hobs chuckles, "Good dog."

"Mmm, he makes a great dog owner." Miles felt his body so warm and toasty by his bath. Sleep caught on with his eyes being super heavy.

When he got his body dried up, he saw Hobs wearing a white towel wrapped around his thin waist showing off a bit of his happy trail. "And he's such a fine man, too." Miles couldn't help but watch Hobs changed, he got to see everything and he means EVERYTHING! "Wow, he's packing!" Miles had to admit he does like hair down there, and the tattoos on Hobs' butt is so appealing to him.

Hobie saw the dog watching him put on his boxer, he arched his eyebrow at the dog. It felt like the dog was staring at him a bit too long. "He's a dog, Hobs." Though he wonders... he glances at the shiny watch on the pup's right paw.

Then, the punker put his dreads in his black bonnet, and went through his drawer, "Hmm. I might need to put a collar on you. Hmm, red and black or white or black?" He holds two dog collars in different colors.

"Do I have to? Think Miles. Think! This is crazy, but we must be smart here." Mile didn't like the idea of wearing a dog collar, "If I end up running off to God knows where, someone will put me in a shelter!" He sighs through his nose unaware of Hobie 42 watching him, "Looks like I'll be a dog for a while... unless tomorrow I can try to talk to Hobs about this- if I can!"

"Heh, it's a bit weird... you look like you're actually thinking about this." Hobie chuckles in amusement.

The brown dog quickly put his paw on the black and red collar. "Alright, nice choice. You know, you remind me of someone... someone with a great smile and cute eyes." Hobs went to put the dog collar on the little poodle.

"What? WHO!" Miles felt his tail wagging faster and faster, "IS it me! Or Miles 42 or someone else!"

"Hahaha, looks like you're curious on who, I can't give you away my secret." Hobs went on with a deep chuckle. "But I will give you this, he reminds me of a pretty Sunflower."

Miles felt his who body turned red being super flustered, "SO it is me!" Hobie 138 likes to call him, Sunflower from time to time. His small tail keeps wagging.

Hobie patted the small dog's head, "Okay, enough of talk. I got a big day tomorrow. You need to rest on the couch."

"Couch? No, this bed will be fine." The little poodle rushes to one of the large pillows to lay his head and his small body wiggle down the thick quilt being ready.

"Looks like you decided to stay here with me. I'm a bit touch, little pup." Hobs couldn't help but laugh. This dog is cute. The punker went over to his side of the bed to sleep.

Miles watches him slowly fall asleep the moonlight hit him like he was a majestic prince even with all that piercings on his face. Hobie had piercings on his bottom lips, one septum piercing, two on his left eyebrow, and so many on his ears. "He looks so godly like this." The brown dog slowly went up to snuggle against Hobs feeling his warmth, he's such a heater.

The dog curled up on the young man's chest finally taking his own snoozing. Miles can worry about this another day.

(Part 2)

#miles morales #hobie brown #punkflower #across the spider verse #fanfic #flowerpunk #hobie x miles #miles x hobie #Miles x Hobie 42

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wayliparker-co · 9 months ago

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PARKER WHAT THE HELL 😭 your mike pov’s never fail to make me feel like someone’s poking my heart with a million tiny forks 😔✊

I still feel like this fic was specifically made for me and my algorithm because the present timeline is the windows of this love in a different font (aka The Breakupfic™️ which I’ve read multiple times and also shoved down my friend’s throat so I could rant about it 🤭) and the past timeline is a fake dating trope which scratches my brain every single time somehow it’s so fun (for me, usually not for Will) 🕺💃

Anyway I have some quotes that i thought were important enough to copy and paste into my notes app:

“Barring that one time, which Mike tries very hard not to think about too hard just so that he doesn’t go crazy, it’s been radio silence on Will’s end, which should have been enough.” ME WHEN REFERENCES TO THE PAST I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT 👀👀 my current theories are ✍️drunk text✍️ or ✍️post mental breakdown call✍️ but we’ll see we’ll see (I’m so calm and normal)

“If it’s any consolation , Mike thinks as he gives up on strumming and pulls the guitar to his chest, just on the off chance Will can somehow hear him, I didn’t mean to break it. To break us.” Might as well physically punch me in the gut. Insanity. Not okay. I would say ‘phone on the table’ but I’m too excited about the next chapters so I guess I’ll let it slide.

ANYWAY I loved this chapter and I’m very excited to read wayli’s chapter in a few weeks 🕺💃 my exams are coming up (they’re haunting me) so I might not have time to read BUT that hopefully means more chapters will be up by the time I return 🤭 OKAY BYE I LOVE Y’ALL MWAH 🫶🫶

HIIIII im so glad u enjoyed mwahahaha <33 youre so right present timeline Does have so many of the same elements of twotl which i loveeee bc messy breakups are literally so fun to write and i esp like this premise bc unlike twotl like. they genuinely never believed they'd see each other again/get back together. which is a different type of pain and is SO FUNNN i love them <33 and YES fake dating is also so fun and i love getting to use two vastly different tropes in the same fic esp bc wayli is nailing the fake dating vibes fr fr.

and YESS US WHEN REFERENCES TO THE PAST YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT !!!!!!!!!! that line was my fav little easter egg and will indeed be revealed in due time. love reading ur theories hehe

anyway TYSMMM and gl with your exams i hope they go so so well mwah <33

#cmwygas #asks #🫶

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kathyprior4200 · 4 months ago

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Miraculous Ladybug Hawkmoth Episode End Quotes

Season 1:

Origins: Hawk Moth: This is just the beginning, Ladybug. You and Cat Noir may have won this battle, but I will win the war. I will get your Miraculouses. I will get the absolute power! And then my secret dream will come true!

Stormy Weather: Hawk Moth: A storm is coming, Ladybug and Cat Noir! Someday your Miraculous will be mine and you’ll be frozen in your defeat!

Evillustrator: Hawk Moth: The only great illustration I’d like is one of me seizing their miraculous! They were almost mine! Once I have them in my grasp, she’ll come back to me!

Lady Wifi: Hawk Moth: Just like online, you can’t keep your identities secret forever! Your mask will fall, Ladybug, and then you’ll have no choice but to hand over your precious Miraculous!

Princess Fragrance: Hawk Moth: You may have defeated me again this time, but soon I will smell the sweet scent of victory when your Miraculous will be mine!

Dark Cupid: Hawk Moth: Grrr... blasted Ladybug! Blasted Valentine's Day! You don’t know how much I hate you!

Mr. Pigeon: Hawk Moth: Wretched pigeons, wretched Ladybug. I'll destroy every one of you!

Pixelator: Hawk Moth: (from his lair) Next time, I assure you it won't be a photo finish. I won't stop, Ladybug! I'll destroy you!

Copycat: You’ll be sorry you ever decided to keep your Miraculous from me! The cat will be out of the bag soon enough!

The Bubbler: Hawk Moth: You can't run forever Ladybug and when I catch you, I will crush you! I will DESTROY YOU BOTH!

Simon Says: Hawkmoth: Hawkmoth says…I will get both your miraculouses next time! Curse you Ladybug and Chat Noir!

Rogercop: Hawk Moth: You may have eluded me this time, Ladybug, but one of these days, my wish will come true and I’ll never have to deal with you both again!

Gamer: Hawk Moth: Such pitiful insolence! The moment you challenged me was the moment you sealed your fate! This battle is not yet over...

Animan: Hawk Moth: (groans) You ruined everything, Ladybug. This is not how it was supposed to end! But I promise you, one day it will be me at the top of the food chain! And you'll be nothing!

Darkblade: Hawk Moth: Our duel is not over, my dear Ladybug. At the end of our battle, I will rule!

The Pharoah: Hawk Moth: (from his lair) You might have gotten away this time, but I assure you, Ladybug, some day, wherever you are, I will have your Miraculous, and you'll be nothing! Nothing at all!

Timebreaker: Hawk Moth: You slipped by me this time, Ladybug and Cat Noir. But one day, past, present, or future... you will be destroyed! And I'll have your Miraculouses! I will be UNSTOPPABLE!! Mwahahaha!

Horrificator: Hawk Moth: (from his lair) You don't scare me, Ladybug. I know I'll destroy you in the end! Someday, somehow, I'll destroy you!

The Puppeteer: Hawk Moth: No! This cannot be happening! Just wait until I’m the one pulling the strings!

The Mime: Hawk Moth: The show's not over yet, Ladybug. You just wait. There's still a last act to come when you least expect it.

Guitar Villain: Hawk Moth: Dahhh! Don't do your victory dance just yet, because one day, I'll play you my favorite music: the anthem of your defeat, Ladybug and Cat Noir!

Refleckta: Hawk Moth: You might've pulled it off today Ladybug, but everything isn't always as it appears to be! Watch out Ladybug! I'll destroy you when you least expect it!

Antibug: Hawk Moth: I’ll make hundreds of opposite rivals until I can get your Miraculous, Ladybug!

Kung Food: Hawk Moth: (from his lair) This evil dinner was almost perfect. Revenge is a dish that's best served cold, so watch yourself, because I'll be ready to strike again!

Volpina: Hawk Moth: She's still angry. You're not done with Volpina yet, Ladybug. You haven't seen the last of her.

Season 2:

The Collector: Hawk Moth: Ladybug, Cat Noir — you almost managed to find out who I am; but now I am more above suspicion than I've ever been. As of today, nothing will prevent me from getting your Miraculous, and making my greatest wish come true! All I need to do now is wait for my next prey. (cackles deeply)

Prime Queen: Hawk Moth: Prime Queen turned out to be bad news. But soon, I'll be broadcasting the end of Ladybug and Cat Noir!

Glaciator: Hawk Moth: Ladybug, you've melted all my plans! But someday, I will triumph, and it will taste of such sweet revenge!

Despair Bear: Hawk Moth: Ladybug, if you haven't been helped, defeating you would have been child's play. So you better watch out. Your day of devastation is coming soon!

Troublemaker: Hawk Moth: You really are a troublemaker, Ladybug. But you won’t be prepared for the trouble I’ll bring to you after I defeat you and seize your Miraculous!

Gigantitan: Hawk Moth: Ladybug and Cat Noir, Gigantitan may not have been big enough for the job, but I promise my next villain will be more than you can handle!

Riposte: Hawkmoth: This duel is not over Ladybug and Chat Noir. You’ll taste the blade of defeat when I have your Miraculous!

Befana: Hawk Moth: Ladybug, Cat Noir... you've escaped punishment yet again! I won't sugarcoat the truth, and next time I will destroy you and have your Miraculous!

Frightingale: Hawkmoth: I swear that someday, Ladybug you will pay! You won’t be feeling fine, once your Miraculous is mine!

Gorizilla: Hawk Moth: One of these days I'll find out who Ladybug and Cat Noir really are. And when I do, I'll make them pay for eternity!

Robustus: Hawk Moth: (places his sword back into his cane scabbard as the window opens again, then falls to his knee to catch his breath) I may have made a mistake today, but believe me, Ladybug and Cat Noir, it won't happen again!

Sapotis: Hawk Moth: You and your friends have defeated me this time, Ladybug! But thanks to you, now I know there are other Miraculous in Paris! And most likely, a guardian!

The Dark Owl: Hawk Moth: Ladybug, Cat Noir, everyday I'm getting closer to destroying you both! And soon you'll be nothing more than superheroes in a history book!

Syren: Hawkmoth: Ladybug and Chat Noir, soon I will seize your Miraculous and lure you to the watery depths of your doom.

Zombizou: Hawk Moth: Ladybug... Cat Noir! If Zombizou is right...if love does always conquer...then someday, my most cherished wish will come true for sure!

Captain Hardrock: Hawk Moth: For the sake of Neptune! Captain Hardrock didn't manage to seize your Miraculous! But one of these days Ladybug and Cat Noir, your treasure will be mine!

Frozer: Hawk Moth: You smashed through my plans like an icebreaker, Ladybug. But revenge is a dish best served cold.

Style Queen: Hawk Moth: Style Queen was my greatest masterpiece. How could she have failed? How could I have failed? What should I do now?

Queen Wasp: Hawkmoth: Un-bee-livable! I’ll show you how powerful I can bee, when I destroy you!

Reverser: Hawkmoth: Ladybug and Chat Noir, you’ll be the one going backwards while I take your Miraculous…the tables will turn on you!

Anansi: Hawk Moth: You're gaining more allies, Ladybug, but don't rush to rejoice. Soon you might just be outnumbered.

Malediktator: Hawkmoth: One day, Ladybug and Chat Noir, you will obey me, and I’ll have the absolute power within my grasp!

Sandboy: Gabriel: I hope you liked your friends' birthday gift, Nooroo. Now I know that they're close and that there are many of them. If I manage to find them, I'll take their Miraculous. Then I'll have unlimited powers at my disposal. If I have to fight a whole army of superheroes, I'll do it. Whatever it takes, Nooroo. And Ladybug and Cat Noir won't be able to stop me ever again. (evil laugh)

Catalyst: Scarlet Moth: Ladybug, Cat Noir, behold my powerful army and have no doubt that today belongs to Scarlet Moth!

Santa Claws: Hawk Moth: Ladybug, Cat Noir. Go ahead and enjoy your Christmas this time, but we'll see who gets the best presents next Christmas.

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Season 3:

Chameleon: Hawk Moth: I sense a talent like no other in this young Lila. I'm sure that her feelings about Ladybug will serve my purposes well in the end. One way or another.

Animaestro: Gabriel: Ladybug, Cat Noir. Enjoy your apparent victory, because as in all the best tragedies, triumph always comes before failure.

Bakerix: Hawk Moth: (in his lair) One day or another, things will change, Ladybug, and front row seats to your downfall will sell like hotcakes! (laugh maniacally)

Backwarder: Hawk Moth: Don't believe for one second that you've won, Ladybug! I've acquired more information that will enable me to track the Guardian down. And even though no one in Paris goes by the name of Master Fu, I will find where he's hiding. Soon I'll be able to have him decipher the spellbook for me and maybe, who knows, even get my hands on every Miraculous known on Earth!

Reflekdoll: Hawk Moth: (clenching his fist) We failed yet again!

Weredad: I swear I’ll defeat you and feed you to the wolves, Ladybug and Chat Noir! This isn’t over!

Silencer: Hawk Moth: You broke the laws of silence, Ladybug. But I'm preparing an act of vengeance for you that will leave you speechless!

Oni-Chan: Hawk Moth: I think I was mistaken. I shouldn’t chase that girl away. She could make a very good ally.

Miraculer: Hawk Moth: No, Mayura. We've set the stage for the future. Queen Bee will change her mind. I’ll be the one to take away their powers!

Oblivio: Hawk Moth: I won't soon forget this, Ladybug and Cat Noir. The love you both secretly have for each other will be your downfall.

Desperada: Hawk Moth: History repeats itself, Ladybug! But rest assured, one day I will be the one who rewrites it!

Christmaster: Hawk Moth: You stole my Christmas presents, Ladybug. But my birthday's coming soon, and trust me, I'll make sure it's a day you'll never forget.

Startrain: Hawk Moth: I wish I could blast you off into space, Ladybug and Chat Noir, then I’d make my wish and rule the universe!

Kwamibuster: Hawk Moth: All his Kwamis, so many powers! If I can capture them first, I will form my own army of Miraculous wearing super villains, and defeat Ladybug and Cat Noir once and for all! I must find the guardian!

Feast: Gabriel: I have not digested my defeat, Ladybug. It's simply honed my appetite all the more. But now that I know what the guardian looks like, I intend to put that knowledge to use, and prepare a dish of revenge especially for you! And it shall be served very cold.

Gamer 2.0: Hawk Moth: Hawk Moth: No more games, Ladybug. I'll get my revenge. When I do, you won't even remember the meaning of the word fun! Soon it’ll be game over for you!

Stormy Weather 2.0: Hawk Moth: One of these days, I'll send you both into orbit, Ladybug and Cat Noir!

Ikari Gozen: Hawk Moth: Not even the power of the elements will stop me from defeating you, Ladybug and seizing your Miraculous!

Timetagger: Gabriel: If I'm not Hawk Moth in the future, then that means I failed. Your time will run out, Ladybug and Chat Noir. It’ll be Hawkmoth’s hour soon enough!

Party Crasher: Gabriel: Ladybug. Cat Noir. Soon your luck will run out, and one of these days, I'll be leading you in a dance. A dance of doom.

Puppeteer 2: Hawk Moth: Soon, I'm the one who will be pulling the strings, Ladybug, and that day will come sooner than you think!

Felix:

Ladybug:

Battle of the Miraculous

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Season 4:

Truth: Shadow Moth: Thanks to my new powers, truth is underway, Ladybug, and nothing will stop it!

Lies: Shadow Moth: I’d be lying if I said I didn’t despise you right now, Ladybug. But to think you can stop me is the biggest lie of all!

Gang of Secrets: Shadow Moth: That’s impossible!

Mr. Pigeon 72: Shadow Moth: Ladybug and Chat Noir, you may be free as birds now, but soon you’ll fall into my trap!

Psycomedian: Shadow Moth: Your continuous victories make me red with anger, Ladybug and Chat Noir! But you’ll only feel the greatest despair once I’ve defeated you at last!

Furious Fu: Shadow Moth: Be careful with your magic box, Guardian of the Miraculous. You wouldn't want to lose it again.

Sole Crusher: Shadow Moth: You may run fast, Ladybug, but I will have you at my feet one day. And then, I will crush you!

Queen Bananna: Shadow Moth: That's impossible! What's going on?!

Gabriel Agreste: Shadow Moth: (from Nathalie's bedroom) Collector, you have failed in the task of getting that boy to tell you his secret. So, now I give you the power to take it by force.

Mega Leech: Shadow Moth: Thanks to your allies, you stole my victory from me today, Ladybug. But I'm already marching towards the next battle. And this time, I'll be the victorious one.

Guiltrip: Shadow Moth: You may have won the day with your positivity this time, but you can count on me to fill the rest of your days with negativity, sooner than you know.

Crocoduel: Shadow Moth: Ladybug, you and your friends always manage to create harmony. But one day, someone will hit a wrong note, and then I'll be the one making music!

Optigami: Gabriel: We don't know our enemies well enough Nathalie. Alya Césaire seems to have a special status in the organization Ladybug has set up since she became guardian. It's time for us to take an interest in her.

Sentibubbler: Ladybug never makes a mistake!

Glaciator 2: Revenge is a dish best served cold, Ladybug, one day I’ll freeze you in your tracks and take your Miraculous once and for all!

Hack-San: Shadow Moth: You had beginner's luck, Scarabella. But I have experience, and I will triumph in the end!

Rocketear: Shadow Moth: Love and secrets don't mix, Ladybug, and I'm sure you have many secrets, too.

Wishmaker: Shadow Moth: I haven't unmasked you yet, Ladybug and Cat Noir. But the day will come when I, too, will find a way to make my dream come true!

Simpleman: Shadow Moth: I will seize your jewels and make my wish. That is all.

Qilin: Shadow Moth: I will fix the injustice of losing who I most love…and those heroes will face their justice form me!

Dearest Family: Gabriel: Emilie, my queen, Ladybug and Cat Noir escaped me again today, but I will never give up. I will get their Miraculous. Thanks to the all powerful forces of destruction and creation, I'll destroy this world that took you from us to build a new one, where we'll never be apart again. I will succeed, Emilie. Whatever the cost.

Ephemeral: Shadow Moth: I will get a second chance against you, Ladybug and Cat Noir…and it won’t be wasted!

Kuro Neko: Shadow Moth: The cat’s out of the bag, Ladybug. I’ll have my claws on your Miraculous, then things will be purrfect.

Penalteam: Shadow Moth: Ladybug! I came as your opponent, I'll leave as you're your worst nightmare!

Risk: Shadow Moth: It's time you finally started taking some risks Ladybug!

Strikeback: Shadow Moth: Risk has been defeated, but Ladybug must have made a mistake of some kind, and I can't wait to see what it is. The battle is not over, Strikeback!

Monarch: People of Paris!! Ladybug had promised to protect you?! Well, she lied to you! Behold, her DEFEAT!! I took all the Miraculous from her! Now, I am more powerful than ever!!! From now on, I will be attacking you relentlessly! I will be everywhere, probing your thoughts, stealing your dreams, harnessing your deepest fears!!! Whatever damage I can cause, I will not stop! Unless, someone brings me Ladybug and Cat Noir's Miraculous!!!

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Season 5:

Evolution: Ladybug!

Multiplication: My powers will multiply and soon you’ll be outnumbered, Ladybug!

Destruction: Gabriel: What do you think of the new Miraculous, my dear Kwamis?

Jubilation: Monarch: Ladybug, Cat Noir, you have escaped the maze of your desires, but soon, you will sink into the oblivion of mine!

Illusion: Gabriel: I used them to give false information to Ladybug and Cat Noir. They'll never make the connection between Monarch's powers and the Alliance.

Determination: Monarch: No amount of heroes will be able to defeat me, Ladybug! I am determined to watch you fall!

Passion: Monarch: I will hunt you down, Ladybug and Cat Noir…your miraculous will be my prize!

Reunion: Monarch: Face the truth, Ladybug and Cat Noir…I will get my wish and you will lose.

Elation: Gabriel: Ladybug, Cat Noir, the prospect of giving up your Miraculous to experience love left you cold! And yet, now I’ve discovered a burning secret: Cat Noir has feelings for Marinette Dupain-Cheng. I don’t know to what extent, but they exist. And they’re a weakness that I intend to exploit, and put an end to Ladybug!

Transmission: Monarch: Sometimes change is good.

Deflagaration: Monarch: You can't win, Ladybug. It's just a matter of time... You won't always have someone to help you!

Perfection: No!

Migration: Monarch: You defeated me today, Ladybug. But your time is running out! Now that I know the young musician holds the secret to Ladybug and Cat Noir's identities, I'm not going to let him off the hook, and believe me, I will make him sing!!

Derision: Monarch: The greatest joke of all is you Ladybug and Cat Noir, and believe me, I’ll be laughing once I get your miraculous and destroy you!

Intuition: Monarch: I’ll take an infinite amount of chances just so I can finally defeat you, Ladybug and Cat Noir!

Protection: Gabriel: The worm is in the fruit. It's only a matter of time until their relationship becomes spoiled.

Adoration: You can’t hide from me, Ladybug and Cat Noir…I will find you and your Miraculous!

Emotion: Gabriel: The worm is in the fruit. It's only a matter of time until their relationship becomes spoiled.

Pretension: Gabriel: She really is an incredible young lady. Such passion, such determination. Enjoy your time with her, my son. These are precious moments, creating memories you will cherish deeply... when you're in London next year.

Revelation: Gabriel: Marinette Dupain-Cheng, it's always Marinette Dupain-Cheng! You will pay for this!

Lila: Your secrets are mine, and soon I'll have your Miraculous, Monarch.

Confrontation: Monarch: It can't be true! Defeated by a bunch of kids! With or without your Magical Charms, I'm not done with you yet!

Collusion: Monarch: The trap is set, Tsurugi-san. While we wait for Ladybug and Cat Noir to fall into it, the only thing that remains is for us to turn Chloé Bourgeois into a savior.

Revolution: Gabriel: ...we will launch "Operation: Perfect Alliance".

Representation: Monarch: It's time to put an end to the adventures of Ladybug and Cat Noir!

Conformation: Monarch: Hah... hah... Ladybug is still here, I can feel it! She must have transformed back! She's vulnerable! (to Tomoe) Make sure that the others keep looking for Cat Noir, I'm going to give a personal, proper welcome to Ladybug. After all, I am her host. But before I meet her, you, nice Kwamis, are going to give me the power to fight her and make me invulnerable!

Re-creation: Gabriel: Read my soul.

#miraculous ladybug #hawkmoth

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imsparky2002 · 2 years ago

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Ghouls and Monsters - The Vampire

(Draculeka is jamming on her guitar when she feels a dark ominous shadow looming over her, as she turns around, there is nothing there. She turns back to get her guitar, before Jubella appears in a flash. She raises her cape above her head and shows off her fangs in a grin.)

Jubella: I vant to suck your blood! Mwahahaha! (She hisses dramatically, as Draculeka remains unfazed.)

Draculeka: You do realize I'm a vampire, right?

(Of course Jubella knew, but she had hoped that her counterpart would’ve been too shy and scared, and would’ve screamed out of surprise. She decides to improvise.)

Jubella: Y-yes. But zhat just shows how eeevilll I am!

(Draculeka just exposes her neck calmly.)

Draculeka: Then do it.

(Jubella pouts and covers herself in her cloak.)

Jubella: You could at least pretend to be scared! Be a good sport!

Draculeka: I would, except you're me. So I know that you're not some bloodsucking villain. You're a mischevious goth kid who likes the creepy side of vampirism. Lemme guess, you drink blood packs?

Jubella: Animal blood, actually. Allows me to feel zhe joy of sinking my teeth into somezhing vhile not hurting anyone.

Draculeka: Fair enough. Ok, so, other me. What do you like to do?

(Jubella chuckles once more, showing off her gothic dress as she lets go of the cloak.)

Jubella: I love to give people a fright vhenever I can, as is natural for a creature of zhe night such as myself! I also protect zhe people of Paris alongside my dear sisters! As you said, I am scary, not evil!

(Draculeka can’t help but smile sadly. She envied this version of herself.)

Draculeka: Wow, you're lucky. In my world, monsters wouldn't dare frighten humans. We don't exactly get along. In fact, most humans are just itching for an excuse to get rid of us "freaks" once and for all.

Jubella: (Frowns) I-I’m so sorry. Believe me, humans aren’t alvays friendly to us either. Hunters and mobs have given us trouble, but I can’t imagine vhat it’s like to have to live in fear to such a massive degree.

Draculeka: Not your fault, you're from another universe. And like you said, I'm sure you have to deal with idiot hunters in your place. It's not all bad. I have my friends, Rose, my parents, Luka.

(At the mention of "parents" and "Luka", Jubella freezes. She can't help but begin to tear up.)

Jubella: Could you…tell me about zem? Mine…died vhen I was young…

(Draculeka is not really able to process the fact that her family is gone in another universe. She hugs Jubella, and tries to give as comforting a response as she can.)

Draculeka: Oh... I'm sorry. U-um. Well, Mom and Dad can be embarassing, but they're really cool and protect me and Luka from any real danger. Luka teases me sometimes, but he's really sweet and good with a guitar.

Jubella: (Smiles weakly) That sounds lovely! I’m sorry for getting so emotional, it’s just…zhey vere killed by vampire hunters vhen I vas eight. All of our families died on zhat horrible day.

Draculeka: I can’t begin to imagine what that’s like. All I can say is that I hope you and your siblings have somewhere to live, someone to watch over you.

Jubella: Vell, after zhat, the Vitches of Visdom raised me, along vith my sisters! Zhey had practically been our babysitters all our lives, so ve accepted zhem right avay.

Draculeka: Got any pictures? Of them, I should add. I already know about the whole "no reflection thing".

Jubella: (Smiles, and takes out her phone) Here zhey are.

Draculeka: Wow, it’s weird to see Mylene without vines! Or Alya with real flesh and Alix without sunglasses and moving hair! Speaking of which, do you and Alix get along well? You being a vampire and her a werewolf?

Jubella: (Giggles) Of course! Although ve rib on each other all zhe time! Vhy, ve hiss and howl at eachother, just for a laugh!

Draculeka: Our werewolf is called Kim, and we do the same thing! (Looks back at the photo.) Oh! And there’s Rose! She’s got skin! And she’s green! Wait... is she your sister too? I hope you and the other Ghoul Squad aren't actually related.

Jubella: Oh, no! Ve just see each other as family. (Smiles) Ve vere all born days apart, and have been raised together since birth. I don’t know vhat I vould do vithout zhem.

Draculeka: My Rose's a real jewel. She's a skeleton, but a flower in my eyes. We jam out together, and she makes my heart scream. What about yours?

(Jubella blushes and dramatically gushes about her darling Rose Frankenteen.)

Jubella: She’s a ray of light in my life, her brilliant mind and enormous heart make my spirit soar! She’s as ghoulish as she is sveet, and I couldn’t love her more if I tried!

Draculeka: Well I can see why she likes you. You know, I always had a love for Dracula, and it's cool to know my alternate self has such an elegant style. The dress and cloak match perfectly with the top hat.

(She's a goth fashion nerd. Jubella chuckles and does a dramatic flourish with her cloak, swooping it around. She smiles as she sees Draculeka’s onyx bat clips and layered chain belt.)

Jubella: Vhy, thank you! And I have say, I adore your hair clips and that fabulous belt!

Draculeka: Yeah, I found myself going for more of a gothic lolita vibe. And you gotta show appreciation for bats.

(Jubella hums in agreement.)

Jubella: Ah yes. Children of zhe night. Vhat music zhey make.

(Draculeka squeals in delight. Jubella looks confused, unaware that she just made a reference.)

Jubella: Vhat did I say?

Draculeka: Do you guys not have Dracula in your universe?

(Jubella shakes her head.)

Draculeka: Pity. Well, anyway, I have an idea. How about we go for a flyby? It's the perfect weather for such an occassion.

Jubella: Sounds delightful! (Grins, showing off her fangs) Shall ve? (The two shift into their bat forms)

Draculeka: Loser has to watch all the Twilight films in one sitting.

Jubella: You monster!

Draculeka: Oh God! You have Twilight but not Dracula. Girl, I feel sorry for you.

Jubella: Vell, you won’t feel so sad vhen you’re forced to vatch zhem after I leave you in zhe dust!

Draculeka: We’ll see about that.

(They zoom off into the night.)

Here’s the third crossover, and my favorite so far. The difference between how these two present themselves is night and day, but I love them both so much, as Juleka’s one of my favorite characters. Thanks to Weeby for helping as always with the dialogue, and check out their Monstrous AU, it’s top tier stuff! As always, reply, reblog, post and ask. Oh, and send them questions about their Monster AU and their Class of Heroes AU as well. @artzychic27 @msweebyness

#juleka couffaine #juleka #vampire #ghoul squad au #ghoul squad #monstrous au #monstrous #monster au #monster #school for monster #miraculous ladybug #miraculous

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pekodayz · 2 years ago

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poopoo aini molly usiuii random lore questions

You are now forced to read about them. my ososan oc hellspawns: aini, molly, and usiuii.....(they grow up so fast..sobs). i used this generator for oc questions. fun lore for shits and giggles!11! uhh haha read under cut...thanks....

How does your oc handle having a crush on someone? Do they have crushes a lot or rarely?

Aini: RARELY. She does not handle them well at all. Will end up shooting you if you try to ask...she misses though. (i-it's not like i like them!!!! b-b[redacted]) Then she goes berserk and denies any sort of crush or warm fuzzy feelings. throwing every single cuss word in the book at u. then she gives up (blushing and stuttering) and sobs, running away and swearing she will find your address and will send the codes to nuke your house. (she doesn't...she sulks away. embarrassed). But she will give try and bribe you to not say anything, might become ur maid for a bit. I think you can tell she has a crush if they are able to subdue her chunibyo-gundere-tsun-delulu personality for a minute. Rendering her stunned and speechless...and normal. Does soften her features (FOR A MOMENT!!!) if she likes someone, don't point it out.

Molly: SOMETIMES. Can handle them...okayish? They don't bring it up, but it's kinda obv is she has a crush on someone. She has a goofy smile on her face, but if you ask them......smile goes away instantly. u know how charas get swirly eyes and steam coming out of their ears. yeah. Then Molly goes mute for a while and just avoids eye contact......then they give u a quirked-up janky grin and begins to leave the scene. They're mumbling under their breath. (100 words a second, sounds like french. (THEY R NOT FRENCH. language will vary.)) She is extra, extra, EXTRA sweet around their crush. Buying them frappes and giving them more hugs....uhh..Molly..you're hugging them too hard. Will give more gifts as well. Don't try and push it...they will break and something magical and evangelical will happen.

Usiuii: RARELY. Can handle them...uh...concealing them. She squints if you bring it up. Then denies it wholeheartedly . denydenydenydenydenydenydenydenydeny. Then they say something completely off-topic. "I'm flaccid." "What?" "What." She would say that she isn't into that "anime" crap. (she's an otaku in secret. what r u on abt, usiuii.) Then would try to change the topic again, she's gripping her knees now. It's drawing blood. Sweating. Eyes twitching. She moves her hand over behind her back, and pulls out her guitar out of thin air. Staring at you. Holds it like a baseball bat, swings it, everything goes black. You wake up and see Usiuii wearing a completely different get up. She looks at you and says, "you wanna go to a maid cafe?" ...she changed the topic again. Why did she change her clothes...

What is your oc like during a conversation? What kind of things do they tend to talk about?

Aini: Uses a lot of emotion, mwahahahas a lot. Even though she is....something...she will listen intently, keen on learning abt things. "You humans are so...peculiar..." "Aini, drop the act already." "SHUT THE HELL UP." She's not THAT mean, she does have a soft spot and will remember details abt you. Don't mention it to her, she'll point the gun at you. She does like talking about people, whether it may be in a positive or negative light. Anddd her unrelenting dream to bring heaven, hell, and earth together. (pipe dream. dont mind her)

Molly: Good listener, soft-spoken...okay well even tho they're a good listener, they can still get a bit distracted. But will immediately apologize and bow a lot, she gets dizzy...oopss. Likes to talk abt whatever show is trending...or just sweets. Bring up any of her interests and they will go on an hour-long spiel. Get comfortable.

Usiuii: Elbows on the table, straight-faced. Listening to you, sending brainwaves to your brain. (I AM LISTENING. KEEP GOING.) Short answers, nods, and eyebrow raises. Likes to talk about otaku things...only to a specific person tho. (gee, [redacted], you really get me...sigh...*looks at them* wanna watch a hentai? ((they both turn it off after 10 minutes))

Does your oc wear/style their clothes in a certain way?

They all have their default clothes and work clothes. Molly likes taking them to the mall to buy new shit. They have many outfits. Thanks Molly.

Does your oc live alone or with others?

Since I want them to be inseparable, (BFFS FOREVER) they live in the same apartment complex. Right. Next. Door. To each other. HEART. They crash at each other's places a lot. Rock, paper, scissors....okay we're going over your house. They usually just do sleepovers 6/7 days of the week. Lots of doordash....and Chibita's every single day ofc.

How many hours of sleep does your oc need in order to function normally?

Aini: NO SLEEP. NONE. she's lying, she needs 7 hours. She gets all tired and groggy and will lean on anyone for a nap. like a baby..nuzzling up and being quiet for once.

Molly: since they work in the office...8 hours. they want to sleep more though, like 10. Constantly drinking frappes keep her up at night tho. It's a problem. (pouring themselves another cup of coffee. she stares at u, smiles nervously)

Usiuii: 4 hours...plays dating sims after midnight. (looks at the shining sunrise thru the window) "ah."

What is something about your oc's appearance others always compliment them on?

Aini: Her hair and teeth.

Molly: Hair and eyes...and their body. (shoots u)

Usiuii: Hair and excessive use of spikes. (teeth sometimes)

Around what time does your oc have lunch? Do they make something themself, or do they get lunch elsewhere?

On work days, Aini and Usiuii just eat around 11AM. They scavenge for whatever snacks that are at their workplace (convenience store) Molly just goes to Mcdonald's around 12:30PM...alone...since...they have to work in corporate...sad...they miss any sort of friends...sobs. She does eat with coworkers sometimes...she sighs solemnly.

Off days, they kinda just go to whatever's close. Or rock paper scissors...winner gets to pick. ok have fun, you freaks.

How far is your oc willing to go in order to keep their friends safe?

They will all kill for their friends btw. Like beasts.

Has your oc ever dyed their hair, and if so, what color? Did they like it?

Aini: Natural, doesn't want to dye her hair. Is scared. Will freak out.

Molly: Dyed it black and brown b4. Blonde with pink. Just straight black. They liked it. But orange is their natural hair color.

Usiuii: Natural hair color is pink. Dyed it some darker shade to seem more natural...and cooler...

What dish can your oc make best?

Aini: can't cook for shit. will order food online. best "dish" was pizza. she bought that.

Molly: Eclairs. Anything pasta or sweet they can make. Can cook anything, actually....uhh....molly...idk where they learned that.

Usiuii: Carbonara. Eat it, and you will ascend to the heavens for 6.6 seconds.

How fast does your oc fall in love?

Aini: slow-burn it. unless something happens like accidental smth smth (accidental ____ or someone she has taken a liking to falls asleep on her) . then it'll pick up a bit. Then she just represses it. Until she looks a mess.

Molly: Kinda quick, but realizes and dials back. Staring longingly at them. She must keep calm.

Usiuii: Unknown. She wakes up one night in a cold sweat, eyes shaking...something happened....what is this feeling...someone kill me...

What is your oc's favorite alcoholic drink?

Aini: Wine. Will take a fruity drink tho.

Molly: Margaritas. Or anything that's sweet.

Usiuii: Sake. (wtf. tryhard) or just beer.

Does your oc believe in love at first sight?

They all say no. Molly was going to say yes...chickened out.

Does your oc have any bad habits, and if so, why? Is it possible for them to stop?

Aini: Repressing. Makes her go insane. 1% chance of stopping

Molly: Caffeine-addict. Tastes too good to resist. Fidgets a lot. NOT STOPPING (latte, coffee, frappe, cap, anything)

Usiuii: Late-night gamer. Doesn't get enough sleep. NOT STOPPING

How good is your oc at giving advice?

Aini only gives good advice when you finally let her guard down. Speaks in a different dialect.

Molly gives good advice...sometimes. When they're nervous, they stutter a bit, but will try.

Usiuii...uh...depends on what the topic is. If it's emotional, she kinda just sideyes u nervously and smiles. (uh.........what.....hah....)

Does your oc prefer to sit around and chill or be up and moving, doing something?

Aini: Depends on the mood. If she's ready to be herself, shes up all day. Sometimes she just wants to keep to herself and watch the clouds. rare silence. Then Molly carries her to their next destination.

Molly: Wants to go everywhere, everyday. They will drag you to the mall, any place to eat, the park, the city. They loves doing something. She can't sit still.

Usiuii: Will laze around and gets dragged, MOVE . GET UPPPOPPP

BWAHHHHHH OKAY IM DONE FOR NOW!! That was fun. Will continue this tomorrow. THANK YA FOR READING THIS SUPER LONG LORE. (snaps knuckles and slumps) oughh.

#ppp #my hands hurt. haahahhahahaah #hope you liked part 1 of their lore #(shaky hands holds out hand)#collapses #this is just me rambling. thanks for reading ....AUHASHAS #(lays on soft pile of grass)#hi gorls #hi aini molly usiuii

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massn3rder · 1 year ago

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2nd pic is my guitar mwahahaha my band is awesome

13/10/23

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bloodsoakedfangs · 6 years ago

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Curses. So close!

#tomorrow #or friday #who knows #but yes #mwahahaha #guitar

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theelliottsmiths · 4 years ago

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Farin Urlaub is what would happen if Max Headroom escaped his television, change my mind. (Also, I triple-dog dare you to write RZK/Bela slash for your next fic.) YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF, YOU CREATED A MONSTER MWAHAHAHA -dÄ anon :^)

I... Yeah okay.

I'm about to do something awful to him and you and I'm so unbelievably fucking sorry but it is Halloween so first I'm going to remind you that I do think he's often quite pretty so it softens the blow

He. The dude from Poltergeist I. Please forgive me

As far as fic goes I do not at all know enough about any of the three to do that even if I wanted to but if I did it'd be Richard/Farin because it would be so fucking funny and also I don't know how to write someone I don't fancy.

I believe completely that Richard has been styling himself after Farin/dä since the 90s (including the name, weird that Richy Guitar existed before he changed his name...) and so it'd be Very Funny to have him pining.

#plus ethically i dont know if dä are okay with shipping whereas rammstein especially Richard seem to support it #me rambling

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imbellarosa · 4 years ago

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17 questions 17 people

The amazing, inimitable @twopoppies tagged me in a get to know you game (thank you 💕💕!!) so here we goooo:

Nicknames: Bella (my full name is Isabella), Bells, Yeya, Jay (the last two are old family nicknames - i’ve had them all my life and i love them <3)

Zodiac: Gemini (I have no idea what this means haha, i just know what it is)

Height: 5’7”

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor! It’s true, my best quality is that I’ve never once backed down from anything in my life, and I’m very proud of it!

Last Things I Googled: Copper Fit Pro Series Knee Sleeves - time to replace my knee braces for race training season haha

Song Stuck In My Head: Canyon Moon, because of @louciernagas (love ya friend💕💕!)

Number Of Followers: More than i thought I’d have!

Amount Of Sleep: I probably need 8 hours, but i get around six (less now in exams season, so 5 ish?)

Lucky Number: 28! I picked this number when I was 12 because it served as a reminder that no matter how long it takes, magic could always be right around the corner, and over the years it’s served me really well :)

Dream Job: I’d love to get paid to write or tell stories or travel but honestly anything that allows me to sustain myself in a small apartment with a bike and a kitty and a window and some sunflowers with a bit of extra to travel and have hobbies is more than enough for me - @belgianreader2 has to hear me talk about this dream of mine all the time hahaha i’m so so sorry 🤣🤣

Wearing: at this instant? PJs. Earlier today? A cropped tank top that doubles as a running shirt that reads “the answer is always coffee” and a pair of high waisted light blue flair pants. I have the BEST pant collection - if I do say so myself - and I’ve thrifted ALL of them MWAHAHAHA

Favorite Song: The Times Are A-Changin’ by Bob Dylan. This is another one of those things that I picked years and years ago (when i was 15) and just stuck with it because it’s a good reminder that everything ebbs and flows

Favorite Instrument: The only one I can (sort of) play is piano, but i like listening to guitars and violins the best

Aesthetic: @queenlokibeth has lovingly referred to my aesthetic as “discount rockstar” and I love that, so I’m owning it hahahahaha

Favorite Author: hmmmm this one is harder for me because it changes - if it helps, my favorite POET is Mary Oliver and my favorite POEM is The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

Favorite Animal Noises: CATS PURRING LOUDLY !!! 😍😍😍😭😭😭

Random: one of the coolest things i’ve ever done (that i rarely talk about) is I wrote an entire novel out of the feeling of “SOMEONE should be telling better stories FINE IF NO ONE ELSE WILL I WILL” . it’s sitting in my google docs collecting dust because i have no idea what to do with it now, and i’m sure it needs loads of polishing, but it’s a complete story and i’m very proud of it.

I’m going to tag people I’ve seen around but haven’t really chatted with because I’d LOVE to get to know some of you better but only if you want to!!! @kingquentin @evilovesyou @poppyroxton @filmbitch @chill-larrie-undercover @anchortommo @funreadingchick @watermelonsugarsgolden @feckingsunflower @beachandwine13 @sweetcreature63 @cuppa-tea-please @comebacksoonboys @lwtiswonderundersummersky @adoredontour @lh2928 @basic-instinct40 @captainsparklyfists

WOW THAT’S ACTUALLY 17 PEOPLE OMG!! so yeah! ig that’s me!! :)

#tag game #long post tw #i say things #this is a post about me!

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GIFTENING Bonus Rounds

For each category, I included a “bonus round” question. YOU GUYS KILLED IT. I loved all the answers, but listed below are some of my particular favourites.

Haruka Tenoh is trapped in the wrong anime! Which would you have her visit next?

I want her to earth shake Kyubey out of existence, please and thank you

My bride is a mermaid. She can relate. :P

i think she would THRIVE in bodacious space pirates. gay teenage space pirates whose job is to dress up, be Dramatic, and rob the wealthy??? that shit is RIGHT up her alley

Hamtaro

Princess Tutu - where the world is finally as dramatic as her

PGSM (and Michiru is trapped with her, for REASONS)

Pokemon because everyone deserves to be happy

Any moe-style series so hijinks can ensue at her being baffled by everyone's ages

1960's Speed Racer

is is this a captcha or something i missed oh god

Free! so she can be indifferent to all the hot men and slightly uncomfortable because she still can't swim.

Stick Haruka in a Gundam!

Dump her in Pretear or one of the Precures! It would be hilarious! She's never in the genre she wants to be!

Revolutionary Girl Utena, so she can be offended by misuse of roses.

Initial D, she will out-drive and out-drift all those guys and steal all their girls.

Evangelion. I would feel bad to watch her suffer, but it would be so, so funny for her to be the comparatively most normal person around.

Yakitake Japan! SO SHE CAN HAVE A SNACK OF DELICIOUS RIDICULOUS BREAD BEFORE THE NEXT INTERDIMENSIONAL ANIME STORM WHISKS HER AWAY.

The Holograms or the Misfits? DISCUSS

Holograms

both? both. BOTH IS GOOD

misfits bc Evil Ladies Hot

Steven and the stevens

Misfits. How dare you make us try to think about anything in our lives.

Both, you mad fool. Those combined songs were the best.

The Misfits, their songs are better

The Misgrams: A group of girls who form a singing telegram start up company, but constantly deliver the telegrams to the wrong people.

kimber & stormer

Neither. Limp Lizards all the way. BROKEN GLASS.

I do not know what these things are

Misfits because guitar motorcycle

The Isle of Misfit Holograms

Holograms is just arguably better

I mean, I’m told the Misfits’ songs are better, but my true answer is the band Kimber and Stormer made in that big gay episode you liveblogged (checks) almost four years ago.

I've no idea what these words mean and I hope this does not make me TOO uncool.

this is about jem, right? right?? im hip i swear

Misfits, because Jasper is a member apparently

I don't know from Jem, but I mean...I certainly prefer holographic material to Glenn Danzig? So I guess there's your answer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Stingers

LIMP LIZARDS FOREVER

Senshi Band

You can make me liveblog a full series of any show you want! You also hate me. What do you have me watch?

Pick a GoT rip-off, any GoT rip-off

The Bachelor?

The Bachelor :(

depends on how much i hate you, but....probably the bachelor. quantity AND lack of quality

Critical role, it would take forever

If I were a horrible person who sought only malice? Big Bang Theory. Entire series.

Toddlers and Tiaras

The Mandalorian - Disney would come after you and kill keyofjetwolf just as dead as keyofnik. We would all be very sad, you would have to go through a second round of restoring things to a new tumblr account, and your organizational heart would weep over adding yet another hosting site out of chronological order.

You are liveblogging Eva, and must discuss in full detail Shinji's emotional state at all times.

Hannity & Colmes

The Kardashians. And all of their spin offs. *kisses*

The price is right

the bachelor

Probably something with lots of romance and no friendships. Soap operas are like that, right? My college roommate used to watch General Young Light Restless Hospital of Our Lives (which one had Like and Laura?) And it was torture.

One Piece, because it's over 900 episodes so you could maybe do 10% before you die, also you will hate how the women are treated most of the time.

Fushigi Yuugi. Not only do you hate it but it also comes with you squirming when you admit to watching the whole thing. ;)

Plus belle la vie. It's an ongoing French soap opera that has been airing five days a week since 2004, they're nearing their 4000th episode and there's no end in sight. Imagine all those hours upon hours submerged in French drama, mwahahaha!!

The Bachelor. Or the Bachelorette, maybe - more straight dudes in that.

The Young and the Restless - IT IS THE LIVEBLOG THAT NEVER ENDS. IT WOULD OUTLAST THE INTERNET.

The entirety of the Bachelor franchise.

You can only play one game for the rest of your life. Which game would it be and why?

Kingdom Hearts Complete Collection. A) I love them. B) I beat the system and get like 10 games instead of one.

Gemcraft. This game actually takes a lifetime to finish.

Hatoful Boyfriend. It is the best game ever created. Feel it in your heart.

that's a mean question and you can't make me answer it

Pathfinder, which you could play for the rest of your life and still never finish.

Civ VI , so I can rule the world without leaving my house.

I am legitimately perturbed by this question and refuse to answer it.

Pokemon Go. I would have nothing else, but I would catch them all.

The Elder Scrolls Skyrim: I'll never run out of side-quests.

Mass Effect--it's the only way I'll get full completion.

The dinosaur game on Chrome when the internet doesn't connect because my life is monotonous and it's a welcome relief.

Stardew Valley. Peaceful farmer life and turning my children into doves when I'm bored with them.

Crabs Adjust Humidity

Oh my! A number of things come to mind, not one of them fit for print. Just, you know...*gestures vaguely* sex shit.

I can't even stick to the ones I play now.

This is the worst of all possible things and I refuse to answer.

Monopoly, I hate myself :(

Probably Minecraft! I haven't gotten into it because I know if I start I will NEVER STOP. Who would do things like build a hundred foot tall statue of Mako-chan? A-THAT'D BE ME.

the game. Of LIFE! *shrug emoji*

I don't believe I'll tell you, because I AM a salty little fish and it was HARD to cut that 11th choice off my vote.

Holligay and I are going to be the leads in a new buddy film. What's the premise? How does it end?

Be gay do crimes. Thelma and Louise. Duh. :P

I have no idea but only just surviving disaster is how it ends.

You break down in a small town during a roadtrip- your stay is full of hijinks and ends with you teaching the townsfolk the true meaning of friendship.

Doctor Holligay, Esquire, PhD, renowned Jewish femme of many talents, is assigned one Operative Jet Wolf as her bodyguard on a foreign diplomatic mission/vacation/culinary tour of the world ("same difference, shut up, narrator"). One problem: Operative Wolf needs a bodyguard herself, as the good doctor discovers when in one night her toilet is destroyed ("IT WAS A SECURITY THREAT") and Operative Wolf nearly breaks a leg falling down a small set of stairs ("THEY PUT A CLIFF OUTSIDE THE DOOR"). Worldwide shenanigans ensue as Holligay and Operative Wolf learn the true meaning of friendship, and also how to take care of themselves... by taking care of each other.

I’m not sure about the premise, but DEFINITELY it ends in murder.

Someone posted a major spoiler during one of your liveblogs. The two of you track them down seeking revenge. It turns out it was the original creator of the series trying to stop you. For some reason Holligay is a CGI badger.

It's clearly a buddy cop movie, and like all good buddy cop movies, it ends with Doc almost dying, and you saving her, and slapping her wound in the hospital as the credits roll.

It ends as it began: with Holligay roasting you.

A straight detective and her lesbian partner have to solve the case of the missing cinnamon buns. It ends with nobody getting the guy OR the girl and you drive off into the sunset together, perps behind bars sans cinnamon buns.

I don't know what it's about but I know it will be the only movie that ever existed.

Holligay is the lesbian chief of staff to you somehow being elected President and she's basically running the country while you're the charming face of the administration

Nerd and cowgirl meet at a bar, justifyingly murder some gross dude, go on the run from the law and have a life-changing road trip, on the way Nazis are punched

carrying a delicate object through a forest after your helicopter goes down

Thelma and Louise, but instead of dying, your deaths are clearly faked and you live on a ranch in Montana with your respective spouses and animals. One time a cop comes by the restaurant/bar you joint own with Doc and says, "You look familiar." Doc, in perfect lesbian, answers, "Jet's just got that criminal look, on account of how much she'd love to steal my cheesecake recipe. More pie?"

Queer Eye with a Straight Goy. The two of you do the show but in your own special ways.

Doc Holligay is the wild-west no-nonsense sheriff. Jet Wolf is the all-fun cyberpunk cop from the future. They punch nazis and argue about food. It ends as a tv series ala B99.

Your lives are already a buddy film, don’t get greedy.

Hands and socks. You know how it ends.

See Grumpy Old Men for details. How does it end? Badly.

I can't imagine the premise, but I'm pretty sure the planet explodes.

A Coen Bros film. It ends poorly.

Wait? You're not already living this now?

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