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"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care." Oberon for Mimir. Just another day in their very dysfunctional marriage lol
Meme Tag -- @yieldingdreams
A wide toothy grin climbs across his mouth, moving from one end to the other as his eyes light with mischief. "Meaning no offense, your Majesty, but seeing how you and your lady love are with one another, I doubt I'll ever find a partner for myself," said Puck, all of his brazen hubris of youth on display.
Righting himself slightly from where he'd been reclining, foot ceasing it's tapping so he could swing it around to better tuck underneath him, he peered at the king keenly. "Did she have some particular thing to be stabbing you for, or was she also not in the mood for caring?"
#smartest man alive || mimir#yieldingdreams#out questing. || queue#stab a little bit#ohhhhhh thinking about young mimir is so interesting!
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“i can fix her” final boss
#arcane#arcane act 3 spoilers#GENUINELY WTF WAS THAT WHOLE ACT#i wanna know what he said to her :((#jinx i’ll miss you a little bit for the rest of my life#arcane s2#the writers stabbed me and then twisted the knife 47 times and then stabbed me again#take the act back no thank you :D#timebomb#ekko#ekko arcane#jinx#jinx arcane#ekkojinx
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I still maintain that people who only know Constantine through DPxDC tend to
a) overestimate how intimidating Danny is
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b) under estimate how little of a shit John gives about supernatural entities that could potentially kill him
John is not a coward, he opts to not get involved if he doesn't have to, not because he's afraid, but because if he isn't needed why would he put in the extra work?
Him seeing Danny and walking immediately out would not be because he's afraid
it would be like strategically walking away from a conversation when someone starts talking about needing help moving. You're not afraid of helping someone move, you just don't want to carry a sofa up three flights of stairs while your buddy fails to understand what you mean when you tell him to fucking pivot the couch
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#He literally stabbed satan in the face with a wine bottle#do you think generally alright if a bit of a little shit danny is going to freak him out?#We really don't need to flanderize john to hype danny up#John has made out with the second most powerful being in DC#his ability to handle crazy shit is actually pretty high#you need something actually traumatizing to freak John out#even then 50/50
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Never gonna live that down.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan jingyi#jin ling#Surprise comic for today because this was cut from the previous comic.#And I'm so close to finishing season 2! I want to post my final comics and celebrate!#I imagine they (the juniors) hold the stabbing incident over Jin Ling's head for years. Akin to a funny typo in the group chat.#The stabbing is his Grink. Every time JL and WWX are seen interacting someone makes a teasing remark.#“I'm going to go ask Wei Wuxian what he thinks about our night hunt plans.” “Okay! Don't stab him ^-^.”#I also imagine WWX eventually leaning into it. A little bit of teasing to let it be known that there are no hard feelings.#LWJ (the funniest guy ever) would bide his time. Waiting for it to die down.#Then launch devastating blow as he joins in with “Wei Ying is in the courtyard. Please refrain from stabbing him today.”#Modern AU juniors would be brutal with the group chat lore. The pinned messages is a hall of fame and a hall of shame.#Nothing is forgotten. Nothing is sacred.#And poor jin ling is too reactionary. He is the ideal target because he flusters in a funny way.#I (the punchline friend) know my role well. I have been at the epicenter of many memorable typos and on-going bits.#You have to embrace it. Reverse it on them. Wield it as your power. Edit your messages to INCLUDE the typo.#(Fellow punchlines; I would *love* to hear your stories. Your jestery burdens. Your infamous typos. This is a safe space.)
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Me: Ooooo, I wonder what this "Mouthwashing" thing is that everyone's been obsessed with lately. I should check some of it out.
Me, 30 minutes later: I would kill myself for you, Anya.
#i'm so obsessed with her#you don't even understand#i love her so much#she deserved better#she deserves the world#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#anya deserved better#anya deserved so much more#anya my beloved#mouthwashing game#look at her#i love her#fuck jimmy#all my homies hate jimmy#i will stab him for what he did to my girl#i will rip him apart with my mouth#she deserves to stab him to death at least a little bit#but honestly i love anya for so many reasons#not only is her plotline interesting and tragic as hell and she deserves better#but she is a legitimately interesting person and character outside of what happened to her#her dedication to her job and the fact that she was able to keep curly alive by herself for so long is extremely admirable#and i've heard about how she can act pretty playful and fun when outside of situations like the one she was in throughout the game#i really wish we got to see that side of her more#because it seems like her anxious and more timid personality is a bit of a trauma response which is understandable#so yeah i love her and i want to give her a pat on the head and a hug and maybe a gentle kiss on the forehead if she's okay with it#i prefer to comfort others via physical affection and i want to comfort her so badly#i don't know if i'd be the most helpful if i were a crewmate who learned what happened to her#(my way of helping would be offering to murder jimmy and i'm not sure if she'd want that because not all victims want that)#and sometimes physical affection/hug aren't helpful or preferred
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Bruce: now, for the last part of this meeting
Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Damian, Cass, and Duke: ?
Bruce: -turns around to bring up a power point presentation, the title card of which just reads 'Please Be Normal About Tim'-
Bruce: -turns back around-
Bruce: ...Tim why are you the only one still here
Tim: I just like power point presentations
#Jason keeps beating up Tim and then chasing him around trying to get him to join him#including AFTER Tim kicked him directly in the balls#he had a whole murder board about Tim when he was stalking him#Damian also keeps trying to beat up/kill Tim and prove he is the 'superior Robin'#Dick is generally pretty chill but he and Tim have a history of getting into shenanigans together#also Dick has a tendency to go a bit feral when Tim is involved and hurt#Stephanie once said Tim had a 'bad case of the Stephs' and while I love that for her absolutely not#Cass neither wants to kill Tim nor be romantically entangled with him#which is good!#but like Dick she also goes along with his plans without as many follow up questions as she should probably have#and by 'as many' I mean 'any'#she pretended to stab him through the chest to throw off a bunch of assassins#and I'm pretty sure she didn't question a single second of it#Tim just turned to her like 'I have a fake sword and I need you to pretend to kill me with it'#Cass just gave a thumbs up with no follow-up questions#Duke#my beloved#I know he and Tim don't interact much in canon#but in my heart I feel he would not be normal about Tim either#like regular ass Tim Drake figuring out Batman's secret identity and deciding to just become Robin because Gotham and Batman need it?#attaching rockets to a skateboard to get around?#coming up with insane and convoluted plans and consistencies that don't make sense to anyone else?#plans and contingencies that WORK?#Duke would see Tim as aspirational and go along with whatever insane bullshit nonsense he comes up with just to see what happens#he would 100% be down for whatever Tim has planned and would absolutely feed into it#he just wants to crank that little chaos gremlin up to eleven and watch him go#Bruce is desperate to keep them from interacting in any capacity for longer than thirty seconds at a time because HE KNOWS#HE KNOWS what will happen if they ever team up#it's why he put them on separate shifts#for the record Bruce ALSO had to sit through this presentation
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the astarion romance experience. I expected to be swept off my feet by a master of flirting and seduction but instead I feel the uncontrollable urge to pin him to the ground and [starts foaming at the mouth]
I swear I'll draw actual backgrounds one day. I just needed to get this off my chest and out into the world
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 fanart#bg3 tav#bg3 astarion#astarion ancunin#astarion x tav#tav x astarion#zyrastarion#bloodsong#dinosaur laser art#stabbing him stabbing him stabbing him#if you wanna be my lover you have to piss me off at least a little bit#it's about the banter idk how else to explain it#astarion is genuinely so much fun to have on your team#I don't care if the stuff he says is embarrassing#or if he's manipulating us in act 1 and the first half of act 2#when he says the thing about he's starting to like the full package#he sounds soo subby it makes me insane LMAO
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Text from each panel in order:
"Hello?? My order..?"
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"I guess you all must-a been VERY happy that Pep went inside [the tower] scared instead of angry"
"What do you mean by this, little gnome man?"
"Oh! Just that he is-a good with weapons! Knives, butcher knives, you-a know; Kitchen things! Sharp things! Very glad no one was hurt!"
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"little gnome man, I must head home. Good day to you."
#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#peppino#gustavo#pepperman#brick the rat#brick#arts#mine#hes a man of many talents#a bit of a performer; i like that little sprite of him w the cane#oh wait im misremembering i think; hes definitely holding his hat in one hand but i dunno if hes holding a cane in the other#either way its got showtime vibes#hes acquired alot of useless knowledge in his years#like knife throwing and juggling#bc why not#and like maybe hes thinking of stabbing someone in the face with one#babygirl energy uvu#oh man i forgot i had this queued up#this is like the first time i drew any of these characters so they look um. wildly different from how i am drawing them now that im getting-#-comfy 😭😭😭 its only been a week and yet…
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selkie smajor selkie smajor selkie smajor !!
the fact pirates!scott could've been secretly mer,,, please the angst would be so good
also scott as a chubby little seal would be so funny, he'd break into the kestrel's base to eat their snacks and to avoid being caught turn into a seal whenever someone walked by
imagine going to eat your 3am shredded cheese and you walk into your kitchen only to find a harbor seal covered in jam eating all of your pastries.
how did he get there? why is he eating that and not the fish? how did he open drawers with flippers? these are all questions scott will not answer!
#syn's art#scott smajor#smajor#smajor1995#smajor fanart#pirates smp#scurvyblr#pirates smp fanart#lil bit of#traffic life fanart#selkie#(even if it's not accurate to mythology)#(at all)#he's just a little gremlin and i love that for him !!#sausage would be enabling this little bastard i know he would#oh and the reason i chose a harbor seal#rather than any colourful fish species#is because it's one of the several marine mammals known to have homosexual members!!#also because scott's chaotic enough to pull off being a seal#!! someone should write a fic where another pirate (probs martyn) catches a seal and whoops#he just stabbed scott#that's not good
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Can you talk about trans!Curly a little bit more? I'm curios if you have any headcanons and the like
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It's just such a thing in my mind because it adds a truthful sadness and differing aspect to mouthwashing.
If Curly was trans it adds the horror of the horribly selfish thought he could have easily been in Anya's situation. It could've been him but it wasn't and he so conflicted on the pit it put in his stomach that brings and the shameful relief it wasn't. In this scenario he is friends with Jimmy for a long time still. Jimmy likely knew him pretransition. Maybe he gave Curly weird looks then, maybe they never stopped after, maybe they seemed meaner. They are guys now, bros, both of them are. He doesn't really have to worry what those looks mean anymore, Jimmy just has that face with him sometimes. It's recontextualizing a lot of things for him that he was in denial about or too ashamed to admit. How naive he was being and how he let that get another person hurt.
Specifically with Anya, it's he knows the dread and fear she's feeling. He can understand it because he had to live with it for a good portion of his life, he knows it cause he still does, just in a slightly different way. It makes him think of all the times he's been alone with Jimmy, all the times he's been way more drunk off his ass and not remember the night, Jimmy was always with him the next day. Makes him think of the comments he would laugh off both because that's what guys do but because that part of being a girl says to laugh so Jimmy doesn't do something. It's the selfish realization that he was never safe and he's uncertain now too. Mad at himself for forgeting that feeling, espcially since for a long time he would've been considered the only woman on a crew (with all that implies) for a long time.
He should've taken those blinders off, step back into that position for just a moment and it's so much more painful that Anya likely came to him because he should've gotten it. Those thoughts don't leave his mind after the crash when he's in an even more vulnerable position than she was...
#this is less headcanons and more my thoughts of the intersectional horror this brings to mouthwashing which is also a thing it#already has but more directly in the mix vs just the class gender and positional struggle. like the idea he waited to confront Jimmy becaus#he could conceptualize the crime better because of experience with womanhood and also how it would've destroyed him in terms of being trans#like its weird to word as a comparison but thats kinda how empathy works as in an understanding and ability to project through aspects#like you found out your friend who has always had weird feelings about and relating to you is a rapist and got one of your other friend#pregnant and is now being openly hostile and aggressive towards you. You have only a few days to really think on all of this all the years#with him and how many oppurtunites he had that you blame yourself for giving him both in life and to do to you. You are starting to#realize that he may have done what he did to Anya because it was no longer viable with him or because of weird transphobia/homophobia#from Jimmy and god its so much and he should've know better and what did Jimmy do then - c r a s h#he is at such a small amount of mercy to Jimmy now and he can't protect Anya and it's terrifying because i know and you know that Jimmy is#giving him those weird looks again...#like it adds another layer of horror to things and while I don't think Jimmy would do anything to Curly it's heavily implied he targeted he#because of relatively more important position and getting Curly to have doubts about him as a power play and Curly knows Jimmy well enough#that him immediately exerting his authority and power would set him off after already having been mad about it and even when doing#damage control it still set him off. like its the horror of accidenlty siding with your oppresser and hurting other like you only to then b#stabbed in the back again by the person who took advantage of your nature like its so complext but my actual trans curly headcanons#are just a little bit happier like i imagine he was the first on the boys soccer team and a star player. maybe he and jimmy even picked ou#his first offical “boy” clothes and Jimmy picked most so he looked like the grungiest white boy but she was a boy so it didn't matter cause#it was with his friend who accepted him and I bet on the bed he looks back at all those moments and notices the little details that his#friend wasnt actually so happy but he can't be certain when he started looking so bitter or hes just imagining out of paranoia cause he jus#cant know and even if he could he wouldn't want to ask like god thinking about Anya and probably being a little glad if not heartbroken#that she did get out of it in the end like trans curly and anya destroy me even more its so upsetting like he didn't realize how much he go#you girl and waited to act like it was cowardice but then would she not realize what hes realizing? should that be a grace or more of a#condemnation in her mind like what are her thoughts? espically during the scene Jimmy hits Curly like she had to hear and what did she thin#they are tormented in a similar hells with the same demon and its fascinating#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing
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Still a sketch, but I've been updating Vallotash's head design (my Mordy scion aka Mourynn's true identity) since I've been wanting to do it for a while, and to give her more mordy features and to move her horns down to just her nose + fuse them into one so I could keep the vine horns (and I like how they turned out! I wanted the vine horns to match the vines of her tail). I still like her body so I'm not gonna update or change that. I just gotta update the front view refs now.
(2nd pic is just a better close up for tumblr reasons)
#gw2#wipgallery#vallotash#mourynn#since I want her crest to flare out I had to move the other horns so that they wouldn't stab her head crest#I also needed to move her antennae down a bit so they wouldn't overlap too much like with what the horns were so I moved them by her eyes#much like where they exist where she is as a sylvari#I'm pretty proud of her new horn design tbh. I also updated her chin whiskers a little bit too#her chonky viper cheeks are still there but now have the same swirly side teeth elements that mordremoth has too#which i'm happy with since I've been meaning to do something like this for a while#I also gave her pits on her face like other snakes do; but instead they will be glowy
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I think there's an argument to be made that Will and Hannibal have directly opposing concepts of love. Especially in season 1, Will treats romantic love as something that would make him sane, help him regain control over his life, sort of anchor him if you will. That's why he kisses Alana in Fromage. And it's because of the same reasons that he's being denied his desire for romantic love here; Alana rejects him because he's not mentally stable. In a way, he's being told here that love not only "heals" you but that it's something for the sane – and not for the "troubled" like him. This is also why Will later keeps his current "happy" marriage separate from his complicated past with Hannibal. Because love is not supposed to get messy.
But to Hannibal, love is messy. The only time he's loved someone before caused him nothing but pain. Mischa's death traumatized him. And the love he had for her and all the pain that came of it changed him forever. To him, love does not heal, it destroys. Where Will perceives love as change for the better, Hannibal can only see it as change for the worse. Because it's the one thing with the ability to hurt him (or to "influence" him as they put it in Secondo) – love is an uncontrollable force, it's inherently messy.
And if you interpret their concepts of love like that, it's interesting that they both deny themselves love but for different reasons; Hannibal fears love because he is scared of getting hurt again and Will (for a long time at least) does not allow himself to experience love because he's convinced it's not for him.
#and yet all it takes is a little time in prison some stabbing and a bit of murder under the moonlight to convince them that maybe they do#want to love the other one#nbc hannibal#hannibal#murder husbands#hannigram#hannibal meta#hannibal analysis#hannibal lecter#will graham#fromage#secondo#my post
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Forevers character is so funny. Competent, rich, genious man, who is cracked at the craft and cares deeply for his family. He uses his huge brain to protect the eggs at all costs. He is thoughtful, determined and consistent in his goals.
Enter Phil. A random gremlin of a man who happens to look like someone Forever knows.
Proceed to reduce Forever to a complete idiot. This man is now feral for one thing only - the love of a man whos only traits are violence on sight and boosh boosh.
#obviously phils character is much more than that but like. charicatures.#i love c!forever and c!phil so much theyre both motivated by the same goal but phil acheives it by stabbing while forever by strategising#the bit is great but imagine what they could acheive if they were competent together#qsmp#qsmp philza#qsmp forever#philever#this was written before cellbits betreyal i just need forever to feel love and care or i will cry and never recover#i woke up one day with forever as my little autism interest. rest assured i will never shut up about him <3#talk bits
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something profoundly fucked about the demon king u have to kill giving you gentle words of encouragement through the whole process. like honestly babygirl i think this would easier on everyone if you did not speak
#orv ramblings#(doing a very sinister looking powerup) alright gang just like you practiced you remember the attack pattern right#these words should NOT be coming out of this face#{gets stabbed twice clean though the entire chest) good job :) just a little bit more :)#like bro at least yuseung seemed outwardly to lose her consciousness
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okay which tlt bit should i comic-atize next because i genuinely enjoy doing them
#i was thinking harryanthe hand stab scene#but i feel like im doing too much of them#also i'll probably draw normal stuff for a bit#but having some ideas dropped to think about would keep me entertained#also no hard feelings if i dont end up doing a request!#everyone is brilliant forever#now that im thinking about it im going back to uni in like a month#so.... i probably won't have rhe time#but it's the little things..right?#nobody be mad at me if i dont end up doing anything at all#ive been strugglin....
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Revolutionary Girl Utena "I always thought you were stronger than anyone else...and yet now you seem so weak"
#revolutionary girl utena#shoujo kakumei utena#bits#you've heard of stabbing as a metaphor for sex but here's a fresh new twist!!#also I love Shiori's fucked up little giggle here it's so endearing
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