#stab a little bit

[gloryseized]

"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care." Oberon for Mimir. Just another day in their very dysfunctional marriage lol

Meme Tag -- @yieldingdreams

A wide toothy grin climbs across his mouth, moving from one end to the other as his eyes light with mischief. "Meaning no offense, your Majesty, but seeing how you and your lady love are with one another, I doubt I'll ever find a partner for myself," said Puck, all of his brazen hubris of youth on display.

Righting himself slightly from where he'd been reclining, foot ceasing it's tapping so he could swing it around to better tuck underneath him, he peered at the king keenly. "Did she have some particular thing to be stabbing you for, or was she also not in the mood for caring?"

[villainsheroes]

“i can fix her” final boss

[the-witchhunter]

I still maintain that people who only know Constantine through DPxDC tend to

a) overestimate how intimidating Danny is

and

b) under estimate how little of a shit John gives about supernatural entities that could potentially kill him

John is not a coward, he opts to not get involved if he doesn't have to, not because he's afraid, but because if he isn't needed why would he put in the extra work?

Him seeing Danny and walking immediately out would not be because he's afraid

it would be like strategically walking away from a conversation when someone starts talking about needing help moving. You're not afraid of helping someone move, you just don't want to carry a sofa up three flights of stairs while your buddy fails to understand what you mean when you tell him to fucking pivot the couch

[noperopesaredope]

Me: Ooooo, I wonder what this "Mouthwashing" thing is that everyone's been obsessed with lately. I should check some of it out.

Me, 30 minutes later: I would kill myself for you, Anya.

[unexpectedbrickattack]

violemnce

Text from each panel in order:

"Hello?? My order..?"

--

"I guess you all must-a been VERY happy that Pep went inside [the tower] scared instead of angry"

"What do you mean by this, little gnome man?"

"Oh! Just that he is-a good with weapons! Knives, butcher knives, you-a know; Kitchen things! Sharp things! Very glad no one was hurt!"

--

"little gnome man, I must head home. Good day to you."

[synesthete-sylke]

selkie smajor selkie smajor selkie smajor !!

the fact pirates!scott could've been secretly mer,,, please the angst would be so good

also scott as a chubby little seal would be so funny, he'd break into the kestrel's base to eat their snacks and to avoid being caught turn into a seal whenever someone walked by

imagine going to eat your 3am shredded cheese and you walk into your kitchen only to find a harbor seal covered in jam eating all of your pastries.

how did he get there? why is he eating that and not the fish? how did he open drawers with flippers? these are all questions scott will not answer!

[quantumfeat72]

(more of this)

so, when i say chara and siffrin would get along, i mean they would have a complicated & sometimes antagonistic relationship, but they would, on the whole, understand each-other and enjoy each-other's company. they'd often think they understood each-other better than they did, which would be a source of conflict at times, but it also means they'd have a lot to talk about!

chara and loop, on the other hand, each take one look at the other, immediately project most of their own flaws, insecurities & trauma onto them, and are 90% correct.

what i'm saying is, they would absolutely despise each-other.

[manasurge]

Still a sketch, but I've been updating Vallotash's head design (my Mordy scion aka Mourynn's true identity) since I've been wanting to do it for a while, and to give her more mordy features and to move her horns down to just her nose + fuse them into one so I could keep the vine horns (and I like how they turned out! I wanted the vine horns to match the vines of her tail). I still like her body so I'm not gonna update or change that. I just gotta update the front view refs now.

(2nd pic is just a better close up for tumblr reasons)

[fixedteacup]

I think there's an argument to be made that Will and Hannibal have directly opposing concepts of love. Especially in season 1, Will treats romantic love as something that would make him sane, help him regain control over his life, sort of anchor him if you will. That's why he kisses Alana in Fromage. And it's because of the same reasons that he's being denied his desire for romantic love here; Alana rejects him because he's not mentally stable. In a way, he's being told here that love not only "heals" you but that it's something for the sane – and not for the "troubled" like him. This is also why Will later keeps his current "happy" marriage separate from his complicated past with Hannibal. Because love is not supposed to get messy.

But to Hannibal, love is messy. The only time he's loved someone before caused him nothing but pain. Mischa's death traumatized him. And the love he had for her and all the pain that came of it changed him forever. To him, love does not heal, it destroys. Where Will perceives love as change for the better, Hannibal can only see it as change for the worse. Because it's the one thing with the ability to hurt him (or to "influence" him as they put it in Secondo) – love is an uncontrollable force, it's inherently messy.

And if you interpret their concepts of love like that, it's interesting that they both deny themselves love but for different reasons; Hannibal fears love because he is scared of getting hurt again and Will (for a long time at least) does not allow himself to experience love because he's convinced it's not for him.

[vern-a]

Forevers character is so funny. Competent, rich, genious man, who is cracked at the craft and cares deeply for his family. He uses his huge brain to protect the eggs at all costs. He is thoughtful, determined and consistent in his goals.

Enter Phil. A random gremlin of a man who happens to look like someone Forever knows.

Proceed to reduce Forever to a complete idiot. This man is now feral for one thing only - the love of a man whos only traits are violence on sight and boosh boosh.

[lbhslefttiddie]

something profoundly fucked about the demon king u have to kill giving you gentle words of encouragement through the whole process. like honestly babygirl i think this would easier on everyone if you did not speak

[naomistares]

okay which tlt bit should i comic-atize next because i genuinely enjoy doing them

[gearbit]

Revolutionary Girl Utena "I always thought you were stronger than anyone else...and yet now you seem so weak"

[genericpuff]

did my first day of 36mg concerta (up from the 27mg's) and it went pretty smoothly, attended a little get together for a bunch of local tattoo artists, reconnected with some old faces and met some new ones, was randomly gifted a new fox tail to go with the one that i have on my fanny pack, cut open a chunk of my fingertip with a hunting knife while working on my husband's christmas gift and then accidentally stapled said gift to the table

soooo yeah, pretty successful day ╭( ･ㅂ･)و

[rita-repulsa-ke]

Love Languages Pt 2

“Hey, Rio. What would you do if I left?”

“Come and find you.”

”…What if I left voluntarily?”

“Come and find you.”

“Ooookay. What if I left voluntarily and I didn’t want you to come and find me?”

“…Same thing. But also, don’t do that.”

“So no matter what, you’re going to come after me? That’s a little unnerving.”

“Maybe. You are smiling, though.”

“Well, it's also a teensy bit romantic, in a disturbing way. I’ll just have to hide really, really well….hey! Hey, Rio!”

“Don’t joke about that.”

“…Wow, that is a lot of vines. I am genuinely impressed by how fast you grew those, I think that’s a new record. ...Could the vines let me go now, please?”

“…fine.”

“So. That really bothered you, huh?”

“Yes, Agatha. Not being able to see you would really bother me.”

"Love, you know I was only joking. I’m right here. I’m not going anywhere.”

“…s’nice. Hey, Ags? Don’t tease me about this one.”

“...I’ll try?”

“Try really, really hard.”

“It’s just, teasing is kind of how I show affection…”

“I know that. Sometimes I really like it. But I won’t like this and then you won’t like it either.”

“Knives?”

“Yes, Agatha, knives.”

“I did not know you were this insecur—okay, right, knives! Good demonstration.”

“...Remember a few seconds ago, when I asked you not to tease me?”

“I can vaguely recollect you saying something to that effect…sorry, sorry! It is sweet, though. I like being the one you want. I even like that you would apparently creepily pursue me forever if I left.”

“…You do?"

"I do. Hand to the Goddess."

“That's romantic.”

“...Is it?”

“It is. And I barely had to threaten you! Agatha, you’re getting better.”

“…Rio, my heart, do you know that, on occasion, you can be very condescending?”

“Sorry. But you know, Ags, teasing is just how I show affection.”

“...You think you're very funny, don't you?”

"Well, I did learn from the best."

Want more silly dialogues? Go read Love Languages Pt 1 or Healthy Communication

[puppppppppy]

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