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Throwing some of the stuff from this blog that I like on AO3, the Four Stages of Grief and the Present are there

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64379497

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Time Apart

An Agatha/Rio dialogue

“Right there, right there—Oh! Oh, Lydia!”

”…Ags…”

“Ugh. Wow. That was great. How are you always so good at that?”

“Agatha.”

“Mm?”

“…”

“Oh. A knife, huh. How original. Is that like a sexy knife or—“

“I know what you’re doing, beloved. Though I’ll never understand why.”

“And what am I doing?”

“…Trying to make me angry. Trying to make me jealous.”

“Noooo. That sounds like a terrible idea, you’re temperamental enough as it i—ow! Hey, Rio, watch the knife, that’s a sensitive area.”

“…a trial…testing my patience…never listen…”

“Oh come on, yes, all right, I thought it would be a little funny. Don’t overreact, I don’t even know any Lydias.”

“…mm.”

“Mm, what? …Rio, wha—oh. Fine. Disappear, see if I care. Honestly, you’re so childish. I thought it was a pretty good joke.”

Several hours later

“…You can come back anytime, you know. I made stew. With a side of really disgusting rotten meat, just for you. …No? Fine. Be that way. You’re so stubborn sometimes.”

The next morning

“Ri—oh. Still gone. Ugh, slept terribly. …Well, at least she’s not here to lie in bed all day and slow me down. I’ll just get up and go on my own then, shall I? I don’t need any pouting supernatural entities…Oh come on, this is getting ridiculous.”

Even more hours later

“…Just come back already.”

Late in the evening

“Oh come on, I killed a whole deer! You always like when I kill things. Sorry I don’t have any witches around but this is pretty good, right? A decent offering to my lady Death? …Really??”

Sometime after midnight

“…can’t sleep properly when you’re not here.”

The morning, again

“Right. Got to get up. Busy woman. Spells to chase, ancient dark magics to pursue. …Where the hell is she?”

An hour later

“…Hey, you are going to come back, right?”

Two hours later

“Not that I care but…I mean, you’re always going on about how you’ll never leave me, so—I’m just saying you’ve set expectations. The least you can do is try to live up to them.”

Three hours later

“Please?”

Four hours later

“…Would it help if I said I’m sorry?”

Five hours later

“…”

“Ags, are you crying?”

“What?? No! Goddess, you scared me. Where have you been???”

“Oh. Hi, beloved. …I really did scare you, didn’t I?”

“…Well, you did just suddenly appear.”

“…right, that’s definitely what I meant.”

“Hey, disappearing because you’re angry about one of my stupid jokes is a little…I mean, not that I cared, but…”

“…How long was I gone?”

“…day and a half or so. Didn’t count it exactly.”

“Oh. That’s a long time.”

“…Rio, I know you’re awful with time but no, it isn’t.”

“It’s a long time for me to be away from you. Sorry. There are a lot of Lydias in the world.”

“…”

“You were right, none of them knew you.”

“…Did you really…right. …heh. What if I had done that gag with a more common name?”

“…I’m glad you didn’t. I would have been gone for longer. You would have worried.”

“I mean, I wasn’t worried, per se. I knew you were coming back.”

“Always, beloved. I’m always coming back.”

“…I guess I’m glad you didn’t take longer though.”

“Mm. Ags, are you going to let go?”

“…Not yet.”

“Right answer. I missed you too. Hey, Ags, no more of that sort of thing, all right?”

”Of course not. I’ll do something else annoying next time. I have standards.”

“…I love you, Agatha.”

“…Right. Well. Love you. Hey, come to bed. I’m exhausted. …Didn’t really get any sleep while you were gone.”

“Oh. Of course I will.”

“…you’ll be here when I wake up, right?”

“Every morning for eternity. I promise.”

“Hmm. Dramatic. …Good. I’ll hold you to it.”

“…asleep already. Missed you so much, my heart. Sorry I left you alone for so long…but I do like that you haven’t let go yet.”

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what this fandom needs

more f/f

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VILLANELLE + manspreading

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Eve reborn

Eve mixes secret truths and spilled blood to create the cocoon, wraps herself tight in the dark and liquifies the past to fuel her rebirth.

What emerges is beautiful, even if it doesn’t look like a butterfly at all.

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TELEVISION. Show me BEAUTIFUL WOMEN being VIOLENT

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Sweet Fruit

You mash her up like sweet fruit you ate once, the kind with moist flesh and sticky juice you licked off your fingers before it attracted flies.

She's definitely going to attract flies. You put your fingers in your mouth anyway, to suck the last traces of her off your skin.

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omg I just saw your tags on that fanfic post and now I have to ask for more details about you and your gf 👀 that’s so cute

Dhhdhdhd. It is veryyy cute. So I read one of her fics on AO3, specifically created an account so I could comment (which she was delighted by ofc), became obsessed with all her work and we did a lot of responding back and forth in her fic comments. I was determined to be her friend (or more, cough), joined tumblr so I could DM her…she wrote drabbles for me…she asked for my number…and yeah. Mm. Very much the best thing that’s ever happened really. We are very, very cute.

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Eve is a coward

Eve is a coward. She can’t stab, kiss or kill properly, can’t stomach the thought of gutting you and spilling out a gush of raw sewage and wasted beauty, dulled by all these years spent chasing a woman who wasn’t brave enough to do it right the first time.

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Fake dating Eve

“So for the plan to work, I have to pretend to date you?”

“Yep.”

Fake-dating Eve. Taking Eve to nice restaurants. Dressing Eve. Holding hands kissing stabbing people together—

“You are the boss, Kill Commander,” she said, impressing herself with how indifferent she sounded.

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chats with the dead

“I stabbed her,” Eve confesses to the headstone of a dead friend.

Then, because she was always more honest with him than anyone else, she admits, “But I didn’t do it for you.”

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Agatha and Jen (and Rio)

“So. You and Rio.”

“What about us?”

“You two were, you know. An item.”

“Nooooo. She’s my creepy stalker, that’s all. Totally obsessed with me. It’s a bit pitiful, really.”

“…sure, Agatha, if you want me to pretend I don’t have eyes and can’t see the way you stare at her, I can do that. Look, all I want to know is, how is she in bed?”

“What?? Why?”

“Because hot but crazy can be a great time for a short time. As I am absolutely certain you’re aware.”

“…if I ever did toss Rio a pity lay and I’m not admitting anything here, I’d say she was absolutely terrible. Worst I’ve ever had.”

“Mm. How so?”

”She bites. And she likes knives. In bed.”

“I don’t know, that could be hot.”

“…and she smells. You know green witches, always in the dirt, never fans of bathing…”

“Wow. Okay, so you are really jealous.

“What? No! Goddess, hahahaha, nooo. If you want to make a pass at Rio, be my guest. Though she’s kind of obsessed with me, so I don’t know if she’d go for—“

“I already did.”

“What??”

“Already did. And she said yes. Just thought I’d get the lay of the land fir—okay, bye, Agatha! Nice talk, let’s do this again sometime…mm. This should be fun. Things were starting to get boring around here.”

“Hi Ag—“

“Jen?? Really, Rio? Jennifer Kale? Flop of a potions witch? Seller of face creams that give you cancer? She isn’t even—okay, she is pretty, maybe, if you squint, but she’s hardly your type—I mean she’s picky, arrogant…mean…”

“Um. Agatha…”

“…no, no, you’re right, I see it. Unfortunately. I bet she’s terrible in bed though. She seems like she would be. Fine. I don’t care. You’re a grown—incarnation of the natural order. You can go to bed with whoever you like. I just thought—I mean. I am right here. In the flesh. And it has been a while. So I didn’t expect—I mean, really, Jennifer K—mmph???!!”

“……Mm. I still remember how you like to be kissed, beloved.”

“……what—what the hell was that?”

“I’m not going to bed with the potions witch, Ags. Though maybe I should have let you keep going. Jealousy is an amazing look on you. You really have missed me, huh?”

“…I really, reallly haven’t. But….I guess I’m glad you still have better taste than that.”

“Only you.”

“Ew. …Maybe I should have pushed you and Jen together, you know, to get you off my back.”

“You would hate it. If I ever looked away.”

“I really, really wouldn’t. Trust me. …but it, um…”

“Hmm???”

“…wasn’t a terrible kiss…”

“Oh. …we could maybe…one more ti—“

“…”

“oh.”

“Heh. Guess I still remember how Death likes to be kissed.”

“…Agatha…”

“Can’t believe I fell for that. I mean, you and Jen. Hah! As if. Come on, hurry up, let’s get going! More deadly trials ahead.”

“Wait, kiss me one more—ugh, gone already. Heh. Hehehehehe. She really did miss me. Right behind you, beloved. As always.”

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What Eve Loves

Eve loves— Adrenaline Blowing up her life Being self-righteous Bodies Your body? Probably It is a perfect body Perfect face Very lovable, no matter what your mother says Said She thinks about your face (Eve, not your mother) (Eve is nothing like your mother) It’s all she sees when she closes her eyes That is nice! So nice It is only you’ve noticed that when her eyes are open she can’t seem to look at you at all

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being sad and trying to think about ur favorite characters to make yourself feel better is always kinda funny when every character u like is an abominable piece of shit. try to think "[X] would comfort me" no they would fucking Noooootttttt. Lol

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love letters

They could have kissed on a bed or held hands on a bridge. They could have lied less, said more, but neither of them were any good at speaking truth. Instead they wrote love letters inscribed in flesh and read them with reverent fingers. What could be more romantic than that?

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happy valentine’s day💌