#squirrels eat

[caffeinatedkris]

(via AWW NUTS! Squirrels Graphic T-Shirt by kristalcurt)

[wyrmswears]

amnesia trio

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Ok, for me, Erik is the one who does the housework.

Imagine him wearing a chef's apron (strictly magenta), rubber gloves for washing dishes and a headband to hold up his magnificent hair.

domestic erik save me.......

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

god DAMN are the squirrels aggressive

okay so when I moved in I had my dad do a quick mesh replacement on the screen window in the kitchen, so we can air out the area without every bug in the universe descending upon us, right?

well, throughout the spring summer and fall the squirrels have been tearing their way THROUGH that mesh to get to the fruit bowl we keep on the table next to that window. We now have to all remember to keep that inner window closed if we aren't in the kitchen

earlier today i heard a thump, and, of course thinking it was the household cat knocking something over, got up to go check it out

and i find

this CHONKER of a black squirrel sitting hunkered over the kitchen table trying to horf down as much of an apple bigger than his skull as possible. it'd scrimbled around a bit to start off and knocked over a trash bin, which is what summoned me in the first place

upon seeing me, he scrimbles the fuck back through the mesh hole

...

that apple has been forfeited to the backyard beasts

I have informed my father that we need something way the fuck stronger for that window

[ryllen]

zayne and his carrot nemesis x 🥕

[murder-of-seppucrows]

hi I need you to know the two year old rose comic is one of my fav homestuck things ever

wtf thank you so much heres a baby rose for you

a roe even

[notbecauseofvictories]

When I was younger, we had a clock in the garage that would sing bird calls every hour, instead of chiming or ticking or the regular things clocks do. (......I am fairly sure it was exiled to the garage by my mother, who hated the hollow, tinny sound of it.) Anyway, I mostly remember that clock because the mourning dove call was so distinctive---twoo, twoo, too too too, too too too. I can shut my eyes and hear that song, and it taught me to identify it with unerring precision, even though I couldn't pick out another birdcall to save my life.

To this day, mourning doves are one of my favorite birds. and when I caught sight of one perched delicately on my bird feeder I lost my ever loving mind and will take it as a sign of good things to come.

[bearotonin-international]

Apex predator, my ass. I’m going to pet the dog 🐻🐻‍❄️🐼

perhaps now is a good time for some responsible bear programming to remind everyone that as cute and cuddly as they may seem, bears are lethal apex predators and should absolutely be treated accordingly if ever encountered.

DO

NOT

PET

[boy-warbler]

Bon appetite

[cnl0400]

She calls you a squirrel If you choose this option... But she rejoices at the mention of treats... So If MC Is a squirrel, Thirteen Is a dog... 🤔🤔

Doggirl!Thirteen Is real guys (don't give chocolate to your doggirls thought)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There was a GIANT squirrel eating an egg, a hard boiled one I think?

[invinciblerodent]

to sum up my feelings rn

[tiktaaliker]

*specifically referring to stuff like "the pies placed a fax machine in the oven" or "the worms dug tunnels under the wormhole".

these are all SPECIFICALLY meant to be things that weren't usually relevant if at all to the plot/game of blaseball, just small stuff, hence the exclusion of things like wimdies or the chaos of all you can eat or the actual ballpark expansions themselves

no "other" option but if theres something i missed PLEASE tell me in the tags. these are the sorts of things that really made blaseball blaseball for me yknow

[arttsuka]

Seeing hannibal trend made me draw them as animals. Hannibal is a deer 🦌 and Will a dog 🐕

[bishopony]

got two squirrels out patrolling the deck searching for food. ya ate all of it!!!

[hobohobgoblim]

Introducing new Vegan Goblinchow: Not as good as the real thing but still better than kale.