#squeak squeak :3

[lmadsadness]

oughhhh weird fuckedup guppies

[townslore]

they stacked oranges on his head while he was asleep

[arthursfuckinghat]

You know, sometimes I forget that this game is six years old

Then I get reminded again

[a1yaaaa]

MY BELOVEDS !! MY BELOVEDS !!!!!!!!

[fitilechka]

Kirby32.exe is starting up...

Success!

[galesdevoteewife]

[Later from this post] - Only a thousand? I wouldn't accept anything less than INFINITE!!!! The updated last kisses just swept me away like a tsunami to the depths of affection ocean...THEY ARE SO GOOD!!!! Especially the pull to kiss one!!!! I couldn't stop squeaking 🌊🫠🫠 I didn't expect that because I didn't even know there were updated last kisses, and I was like asdjghlrthgvnlkcxnvla GALEEEE??????? AM I DREAMING??????? Cause I thought I would only see this aggression in my brain???

I think they are bugged in the Upper City. I can only trigger last kisses in the Morphic Pool now (Hotfix #24)

[Note] It seems Ed used to gave elves a setting that when they kiss on the lips it works like mind meld. They get to take a tour at each other's mind, and even fight there. From 'Elminster In Myth Drannor (1997)'

She glided to a stop in front of him. He kissed her eyelids, and then her chin—but at her lips he found his way barred by two raised fingers. "Leave my mouth for last," she said from behind them. "For elves, that's particularly special." ... Their lips met, and then their tongues. And El faced the attack he'd been expecting. The bright sparks of a spell seemed to streak through his mind, with her will racing right behind them. Symrustar was seeking to control him, body and mind, to be her puppet, while she raked through his memories to learn all she could...especially human magic.

Also elves's erogenous zone seems to include palms and ear tips.

Elminster almost smiled as a memory flashed through his mind. In the library of a wizard's tomb lost in the High Forest there is a curious book that has no name. It is the diary of a nameless half-elven ranger of long ago, that tells of his thoughts and deeds, and the sorceress Myrjala had made Elminster read it to learn how elves regarded magic. On the subject of giving pleasure to elven maids, it mentioned using one's tongue gently on the palms of the hands and the tips of the ears.

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

Not to be lewd but BARK BARK GRRRRRRR RGRGRGGRGGRRGG

[sentientsky]

so something happened this morning. don’t know if u guys saw or whatever.

[beezhive]

he's got insufferable cunt disorder. and it's INCURABLE!!!

[squeakzart]

i- i dunno man

gravity falls brainrot is back heck yea

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[cloudcountry]

fuck the "hey your boyfriend's tsum is being super affectionate with you and he's getting jealous," how about "your tsum is getting super affectionate with his tsum and the two of you aren't actually together yet (with a side of mutual pining.)"

[townslore]

the angel on my shoulder who i love and cherish and appreciate so so much & the fuckass devil who i need DEAD

[pro/ship dni + dont tag as ship]

[arthursfuckinghat]

Thinking about how Hosea gave Arthur the raven black shire, how Hosea said it was a brute, a bastard, and mean.

But after you've bonded with the horse, you'll find that it's one of the sweetest and bravest horse you've ever had.

In a similar vein, I think about how Hosea said that Arthur was a brute, dumb, and not that intelligent.

But then again, Hosea knows that it's just an act that Arthur puts on, he knows that Arthur has a heart and cares deeply.

In the same way that the shire revealed its true nature with time and care, so did Arthur. Beneath the harsh exterior, Hosea always saw the true goodness in Arthur.

[thesharkcollector]

Look at this little cheeks!! I just wanna sqeeze em 😋

[fernsnailz]

junkyard phantoms trio in i think you should leave bits

[beepccore]

did anyone else notice that the outfit designs for the idols in grandfest reflect the fashion trends of the eras their respective games released in

squid sisters rocking peplum is reminiscent of 2010s american fashion, off the hook (specifically marina) reflects the fashion sensibilities of 2017-2020 and have some gay influence (looking at you pearl) and deep cut has this kind of eclectic flair that is pulled from current fashion trends with frye's athleisure and shiver's bell bottoms. big man is just wearing a thong so idk if that's a specific visual reference outside of him being a cunt king