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[a1yaaaa]

MY BELOVEDS !! MY BELOVEDS !!!!!!!!

[leggalese]

I want to throw my hat in the ring for why Beanix specifically makes me feral! It's a direction that *looks,* at first glance, like a complete character inversion but is actually totally reasonable. Basically Phoenix appears different to us, who are "in his head" for the first trilogy, than he does to most of the people around him. We interpret him like an open book, while he actually keeps a lot of his thoughts (especially the snarky ones) to himself. He is kind and naturally trusting, but he also keeps a lot of things secret even from his closest friends (for example, not telling Maya how and why he knows Edgeworth in the first game, not telling her that Edgeworth's "dead," not telling people about Dahlia or his suspicions of Iris, etc.)

So Beanix is super, super interesting! For the first time we are seeing Phoenix as an outsider--we can't hear his thoughts, and he's acting SUPER shady. Apollo obviously doesn't trust him, he's not telling anybody anything, and by the end of AA4 we learn that he's been secretly masterminding a 7-year scheme to take down the murderous asshole who ruined his life. But also--he's so clearly still *Phoenix.* He's not just out for revenge, he wants to fix the entire unfair justice system. He loves and protects his daughter immediately, and you can see so much of his personality in her. He still believes in truth and justice, he's just...wounded. He trusted in a client and was betrayed--but he still trusts Apollo, trusts Trucy, trusts Edgeworth, even trusts Klavier I think. He's smarter and more careful than he used to be, but he was always clever and sneaky and secretive. He's just learned to apply it better.

Also he is very much a DILF. A lil scruff looks so good on him <3

Thank you for your answer! Very detailed! :)

I'm going to share my own thoughts on this because I have them...

This is an interesting take but I must be honest I don't really agree with the first paragraph. I think it's pretty normal to not want to talk about heavy stuff, it doesn't necessarily make the character cagey... There are lots of arguments like how he doesn't talk about himself much and such, but most of those are for narrative purposes so he can be a sort of neutral protagonist character. Nick only struck as secretive to a certain degree but not enough to be a defining character trait. I can see him as clever and a bit sneaky tho, that, I agree with. But I can't for the life of me picture him doing a 7 year scheme... it just felt really out of place?

In the trilogy he seemed pretty open about his opinions and was a very emotionally reactive character even outside his head and perhaps that's what I really and truly missed. I get that whatever happened would have changed him but something just... feels very off and wrong about it and this is the hill I will die on. Having Nick be some mysterious cool guy just doesn't really feel like the character I got to know, ya know?

[blorbologist]

Squinting at the blorbos like rats in a lab

Tags are minimal unfortunately, this is a personal blog so it’s a barrage of all sorts! I DO tag critical role spoilers with #critical role spoilers and #cr spoilers, given I often liveblog, and will tag until the episode is on YouTube. 

I also do fanfic! You can find me on AO3 at umwelt! 

My main ongoing project is my 'Age of Arcanum Perc'ahlia AU', where Vax is the Warden of Ravens, Vex'ahlia his (lonely) Champion, and Percival is the creator of aeormatons. I tag posts about the au #age of arcanum AU if interested!

Prologue ... CH 3

Cat's Cradle is currently a WIP on hiatus, under #cat’s cradle AU, a lil modern Perc’ahlia AU with foster kittens. Compiling chapters on AO3, but tumblr stays a few chapters ahead:

CH 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15

My big completed project is my 'Raven Queen’s champion instead ' AU. You can find posts about it under #vex is the raven queen’s champion AU.

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Projects:

Architect of our demise [onwards to Vasselheim!]

Cat's cradle / Kitten AU [on hiatus for Uni]

Daughters or Dolls [plotting, title is a wip]

Second chapter to My heart’s a vessel for ill intent? [not started]

Perc’ahlia travel troubles comfort fic [half-done?]

Recoil chapter 2 [dusty wip, like a quarter done?]

And so will I chapter 3, Jester [dusty wip]

Nursery rhymes as told by briarpatches chapter 4, Greypool [dusty wip, half done?]

Vex’s menial duties as Grand Mistress of the Grey Hunt [got one thing done?]

Kyssandra hide and seek fic [birthday gift for Burr <3]

Vex and Vax in the Slayer's Take in TLOVM [Vexahra for Nova <33]

AUs:

Vex is the Raven Queen’s Champion AU [One for sorrow / Two for joy]

Modern AU bottlefeeding kittens [Cat’s Cradle]

Age of Arcanum AU [Architect of our demise]

Delilah controls Laudna’s heartbeat [My heart’s a vessel]

Filles du roi Perc'ahlia AU [historical Québec au, plottin]

Ruidusborn!Percy AU [just ideas]

Leona runs off to the Cobalt Soul AU [maybe a quarter done?]

MILF and DILF Perc'ahlia marriage of convenience [posted part 1!]

Percy is the pact weapon AU [Get your hands dirty]

2/3 Vampires Bashter AU [got that one snippet to work off of]

Tiefling!Percy AU [brainchild with Essay <333]

FMA AU [A whole mess, one ficlet posted]

Fox woman dreaming AU [1/2 posted]

Just tons of random Gilmore/Vax’ildan/Keyleth shit bc i lov the thems

Perc’ahlia Atlantis AU [just in my brain and that One Screencap Redraw]

Accurate Jurassic Park AU [just vague mushing my two special interests together thots]

'The tale of Merciful and Lex' [Jester reads a smut novel 100% inspired by the de Rolos]

Ships:

OTPs are currently Perc’ahlia, Imodna and Laudmoore in that order. I usually only read fics of these ships bar rare exceptions.* NOTPs that are common enough to be worth mentioning are Widobrave, Widojest, Riprolo, anything remotely incesty or toeing the grooming line. I don’t want to interact with this content don’t fuckin make me.

Ships that aren’t my absolute feral loves, buuut that I’d be happy to write for are man. All canon CR ships, plus Beaujester, Bashter, Kiki/Vax/Gil, Callowmoore, Dorym, Chetney/Fearne, Widomauk, Kiki/Vex/Percy [with a huge *], onesided Tary/Percy, all fun! Also getting into the rarepair of Cassandra/Laudna for Reasons, and any Ace!Cass x NPCs her age.

Beyond that, just, y’know. Use basic critical thinking. Do I really need to write ‘hey! Don’t send me, a stranger, things you wouldn’t talk to a stranger about’? I have faith in y’all not to, for now ktrgnkrtnkgn

Have fun foraging through my blog - hope you find a few things of interest, writing or otherwise! <3

[applesandbannas747]

first of all I think a good long AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! is called for because holy shit i love this with my whole entire being. like. you cannot comprehend how much i love this. I love the Labao family more than like…..anyone but my fav 4 characters in Fence XD whoops. Point is, i love them way more than I think I was meant to or than I probably should but I do and so seeing fanart of them makes me go feral. And you drew the whole squad ahh!! That’s crazy impressive because that’s a lot of people and you’ve got them all so dynamic and interacting with each other so perfectly and I’m just grfawedszxc lobe themmmm

we’re just gonna start left to right and go down the line.

ELIZABETH AND CRISTOPHER MY BELOVEDS i love them so much. the milf/dilf power couple we DESERVE. truly just some wonderful, warm, loving parents here and their milf and dilfness is unobtainable because they’re just so in love with each other and I love that too. I love their height difference because Kit is TALL and Elizabeth is Small and so put them next to each other and I’m crying they’re so cute and perfect. I love that they’r holding hands and strolling down the beach—probably like they have for years, since before they had kids—and the rowdy hellions can’t disrupt their peaceful vibes. (I seriously love that they still hold hands. that’s just such a sweet touch and shows how even after all these years, they still want to be holding hands and walking in step). AND THE WAY THEY’RE SMILING AFTER THIER CHILDREN?????? so soft and so loving and ahhh they just love their kids so much and I love that. Literally love them just letting the kids be absolute goons together with fond smiles like ‘ah yes those are our monsters <3’ it’s just perfectly the vibe I imagine them having. Ok but truly they are very attractive no joke. Elizabeth is just so pretty and I love her and her soft smile. And! I love that you drew her hair down her shoulders like she wears it currently, and even gave her her earrings!! and of course I love that her tote and her flip-flops are yellow <3 In fact, I love that all of them but Luna have yellow on them. Her dress is so pretty. I love how soft and hazy it is and the gradient is lovely. Like a sunset blending into gentle waves. And!! It matches Kit’s shorts, with that same hazy sunset aesthetic! Also I like the style of his flip flops. They’re very Dad. Aaaand I love his lil goatee/beard thing. Like it’s just such a look and works for him so I love to see it XD also love them carrying the beach bag and umbrella. And the labaos just have Good Arm Genes tbh because both mama and papa Labao got some good looking arms and I’m right.

Assahhh all the brothers!! I have to say that I love how the big brothers are carrying the little ones just aaahhh that’s so cute!! and I’ve gotta say I am thoroughly impressed with how much attention you paid to their character designs—like the hair? First of all, I love how all of them (including Kit, the Original Blueprint) have that perfectly messy Labao hair. But like, the slight difference in all their styles are still v much there—With Junior’s hair matching pretty closely with Eugene and Kit’s, and Marcus’s being more flipped up in the front, and Fritz with the straight-across bangs and just !!!!!! that’s them!!! And really small details, but I love that Junior is in a tank top and Marcus is in a t-shirt—just like they are the only times we see them in the comic XD I just love that you got their designs down so perfectly and paid such careful homage to Jo’s concept of them <3

Okay but Junior and Fritz? Adorable I love them. Love Junior charging after Luna and Eugene with Fritz pointing the way onward. And you know whose side they’re on XD Fritz’s little shark swim trunks are adorable and of course I love that they’re yellow sharks!! And his smile is a little sweeter than the rest of the boy’s gleeful mischief, which I think is fitting and darling. Also his hand is like. really well drawn. v dynamic and interesting and im not explaining it well but i like that you drew it that way. I like Junior’s swim trunks too—they kinda match with his parents’ which i think is adorable. And the movement of his tank top is really cool too—and I love the yellow stripe! kinda matches him to Eugene as well (and again, I love that because Kit, Eugene, and Junior are the most similar looking/styled ones, so it’s just fun that Junior matches with both). Also I love how kiddish they look—like the three little brothers all look like little kids, while Luna and Eugene have definitely been through good old puberty. just their little spindly arms trigger my affection so hard. babies. absolute babies. i love them.

Luna. just. love this girl. you know she puts up with a lot (and deals as much as she gets) with four brothers XD I just love the whole scenario and composition of this scene and Luna’s right in the middle of it. I love the way she is running full fucking tilt after Eugene and Marcus. You can tell she is pissed of and she means business. I can imagine the sorts of threats and names she’s yelling lmfao. And her hair is so pretty—i love the way it’s caught up in the movement of her running. It just looks v pretty and dynamic and the shape of it is just. cool. and her suit!! so pretty!! Love the black with purple detailing. Honestly, I’m sure Jesse would approve of the whole ensemble lmfao It seriously looks great on her and I love the butterfly pattern!! With that pretty, almost hazy cast to it that ties it nicely to several of her family member’s suits. and the lines down the sides of it!! so cool! legitimately an awesome and great looking suit, i love it. And the little moon and star logo! Such a great detail for Luna’s suit. and her calves look entirely capable of getting her to Eugene so she can clobber him XD may he rest in peace

Eugene and Marcus, what absolute little shits. I am POSITIVE it was Eugene who suggested Marcus ought to snatch Luna’s headphones (which I also love how true to canon you got them what with the purple padding!) Marcus holding them above him like a trophy is hilarious, and I can hear his manic giggles from that huge grin of his—which I love that it’s got that cute heart-shape to it that Eugene’s smile does <3 And the way he’s joyously kicking his legs is just too fucking cute. I bet he is a handful to keep balanced on your back XD Good thing he’s got Eugene holding him in place. oh Eugene. Older brothers are such a delight. I fucking love that this dipshit can’t help but look back even as he’s running away from the scene of the crime to goad Luna more XD Seriously, I love him. And their relationship. it’s perfect and you captured all the relationships and dynamics perfectly, so this one is no exception but just. Luna yelling while Eugene looks back at her to metaphorically stick out his tongue is so Top Tier I cannot fucking get over it. And as always, I love Eugene’s smile! Even shit-eating as it is currently lmfao it’s so bright and broad and I love the shape of it. And I love his hair being blown all over the place because he’s looking back while running forward haha. plus its so pretty and shiny. all the hair is just fucking gleaming under the sun and i love it. also. Eugene’s legs? you can tell this man does not skip out on leg day. damn. look at that muscle. Just those are some very nice legs sir. (and also i love that we can see he wears his muscle like his dad). Also I love how effortlessly he can hold up his little brother XD HELL to the yeah we love a shirtless eugene. those collarbones are poppin’ and I am here for it. He looks fantastic from tibbies to shoulders to arms as always <3 And his thighs too look immaculate and I love his swim shorts—love that they’re yellow, love the racer stripes, love the cut of them and how they fit on him….love the little happy trail sneaking out of them lmfao really he looks GREAT but nobody is surprised.

Okay and the scenery and vibes of this is just. so good. Love the happy sky and fluffy clouds and the smears of beach complete with those lil grassy tufts and the miniature dunes. and I love how the sand is soft and reactant under all their feet. Speaking of, I adore that the kids are all barefoot. Bet you Elizabeth has all their sandals in her beach bag <3 but it’s so cute that the kids match and I love that they’re so carefree and messy that way, anxious to get on with the fun. and the little pinknesses to their skin is SUPER cute here because it just makes them look sun kissed and its darling <33

I just love this so so so much jsfkhgesf the labaos mean the world to me and im so happy this beautiful art of them exists and i love it with my whole heart 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

summer shenanigans with the labaos 💛