#spur of the moment writing by wholockednicole

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One more thing. During *that fight* between Vader and Obi-Wan in Part VI, when Obi-Wan begins gaining an advantage on Vader — he repeatedly struck him in the chest with the hilt-end of his lightsaber. He didn’t have to use the reverse grip though.

He didn’t have to use the reverse grip though.

He could have easily easily switched from reverse grip to normal grip and it would have been deadly. He had the chance to but did make the switch in his grip.

Sure, Obi-Wan had stepped foot on that planet with the mindset that he would either be him or Vader. And yet; when it came to it, even after acknowledging that his friend is no more — that it was Vader and no longer Anakin he was fighting — he could not let himself do it. He could not bring himself to kill what once used to be his brother.

And that was also why he left the fight with alive, because even as he was walking away, even all that’s been said between them in that fight — he still inherently believes part of Anakin is inside Vader. And he has reason to think that because Obi-Wan knew it was Anakin — his friend and brother — and not Vader who told Obi-Wan that it was not his fault but Vader that Anakin fell to the dark side. Vader would have no reason to want to make Obi-Wan feel less guilty or better about himself. It was Anakin. And that was why, even when he could have ended the fight, when he could have killed Vader that Obi-Wan didn’t.

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This is true I was there as obi-wan’s stray eyebrow. ​This is the same guy who managed to woo a top naboo senator with his “I hate sand” and “are you an angel?” antics. Also the same guy to give a if-you’re-not-with-me-then-you’re-against-me-look-at-my-colossal-empire speech right before a fucking death match. So no, he did not learn that kind of social etiquette, responsibilities or reciprocities. And of course, he’s going to take every damn opportunity to be a drama queen about it. After all, he only learnt from the best, let-me-take-off-my-cape-before-every-fight-obi-wan-drama-queen-kenobi. So to have a self praise suffice as an “apology” is nothing less from what I expect from Anakin Skywalker.

Sudden Star Wars realization:  I’m actually kind of okay that Anakin never ACTUALLY APOLOGIZED for any of the shit he did even after he came back from Darth Vader and to the light. I’m okay with that he never once even said, “I was wrong.” or even so much as an “My bad, dude.” I’m okay with that we only ever got him saying, “Tell your sister you were right (ABOUT ME).” because, for one, that is objectively hilarious and completely on-fucking-brand for Anakin Skywalker, no apology or anything, nope, just HEY TELL EVERYONE HOW GREAT I WAS, OKAY, BYE, and dies. But, second, because even Anakin Skywalker knows that that the very first person he needs to apologize to is Obi-Wan Kenobi. Anakin dying without so much as a “oops mea culpa” is now because the very first thing he’s going to do as a Force Ghost is fling himself at Obi-Wan, start crying, and saying he’s so very, very sorry for all of it, for killing all those people, for making such shitty choices, for making Obi-Wan’s life miserable, for all of it. (Obi-Wan already knew, of course, and that’s part of why he helped Anakin over to the other side, but he’s so proud of Anakin for actually being able to finally admit to his mistakes.  Of course he forgives him and there’s a lot of soothingly patting Anakin’s newly restored beautiful hair.) ANYWAY, OBI-WAN KENOBI IS THE VERY FIRST PERSON ANAKIN SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO, NO, I WILL NOT BE TAKING SUGGESTIONS OTHERWISE.

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One thing I noticed in Part IV is how much Obi-Wan’s emotions for Leia and Luke served to motivate him during his fight with Vader. He was stuck in the pit, drowning in regrets and grief of his time with Anakin until his memories of Anakin’s children gave him motivation and strength to break out.

This is very opposed to the whole Jedi ideal of being rid of attachment and meditating to maintain a clear mind in order to focus on ad use the Force — which was likely how Obi-Wan Kenobi, exemplary Jedi Master would have garnered his Force abilities from before.

The fact that Obi-Wan Kenobi in his interactions with Anakin’s children has allowed himself to break away from what is conventional Jedi ways of garnering the Force and instead use that attachment, care and love he has for his brother’s children to fuel him is one reason I’m not over that scene.

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My man, ThanOs’ stuPid aRse goNna keeP lying to himSelf tHat he single-handedly settled woRLd hunGer and aLL dem sustainable development goALs when the TruTh is he cReAted another goaL and Problem — “redUce human-ash-induced aIr poLLuTion by 50%”. everyone’s a hypocrite eh.

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In which I showcase how the MCU has once again, subjected my son, Tony Stark, to his worst nightmare and let him die in space (again).

At the end of Avengers 1, we see that in his attempt to save NYC, he flung his stubborn self-sacrificing ass into space where he was ready to die then and there — in space.

3 movies and years later, his suffering has not only been escalated by multitudes due to falling out and traumas, but he’s also, yet again, DYING IN SPACE..

Now we’ve seen in the subsequent Iron Man movies how the alien attack on NY triggers Tony’s anxiety. I’m willing to bet that being alone in space, having the entire cosmos and universe in front of him is both a reminder of his worst fears and anxiety-inducing for him.

Arguably, he did visit space again in Avengers:IW with Stephen and Peter. But he wasn’t alone then and they had quickly found themselves within the four walls (“security”) of the space ship. Thus, in that scenario, he didn’t need to experience the same desolation he experienced in Avengers as induced by the emptiness of space.

In Avengers: Endgame’s trailer however, we see Tony not only running out of food, water and oxygen, but forced to confront the fact that he’s once again, alone, in the vast abyss of space. This serves not only as a reminder of his first trauma in space in Avengers, but also reminds him that he has not managed to secure Earth from his worst fears (i.e. the very reason he co-created Ultron as a preemptive to safeguard Earth).

In essence, the scene featuring Tony alone in space, not only portrays him in solitude and with zero means of survival, it demonstrates his hopelessness because we’re talking about the same man that created a whole badass armour in order to save himself from the shrapnel in his heart.

To make matters worse, the scene that depicts Tony in lost hope and solitude, also showcases my son experiencing the same feeling of anxiety and fear induced upon him in Avengers. Moreover, he is possibly also reminded of the fact that he has failed to save the people he cared about (which is an additional toll he has to bear on top of the losses following the decimation in IW).

TLDR: can you even imagine the pain, desperation and guilt that my son, Tony Stark has to bear even in his dying moments alone in the very situation that he found himself in in Avengers 1, while being reminded that the very reason he was up in space dying again was due to his failure to safeguard Earth. No? Me either. I’ll be right back after I’m done crying.

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Look I love Thor and all, but for a guy named “God of Thunder” he sure as hell generates more lightning than “fnckxjnajajznzooah” sounds in the movie.

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No offence but if Loki and Dr. Strange shared a scene together. This means tom hiddleston and Benedict cumberbatch got reunited once more. How cute is that.

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Why don’t I see more Heimdall appreciation posts!!!

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What I look forward to in Infinity War

Tony calls Steve. Steve cries. Tony sobs. They make up. Woohoo. Friends once more.

Bucky. Wake me up inside. Yes, thawing Barnes.

Bucky waking up and bequeathed with new arm

Tony and Steve skipping down the road together

Boy with frog in mouth making an appearance? (You know who I’m talking about.)

Bruce getting the joy he deserves

Clint and Natasha. Make it right marvel!

Oh did I mention Tony and Steve? Yes. Imma say it again. Tony and Steve. What are the chances but yes.

Black panther. Black Panther. BLACK PANTHER!

Loki‘s glorious knife flipping skills

Asgardian booze boy showing off new summer collection hair to his mates.

Natasha’s kickass moments

Walkman boi and spaceship crew turning up late to the party

CLINT gets gear upgrades so he can bring more arrows about

Imitation Siri aka the vision getting more good time with Wanda because they deserve it

Less tears. More friendship moments.

Thanos can wave my ass goodbye and just come appear after the credits.

Pietro comes back because Strange conveniently turned back time yea, and he says “bet you didn’t see this coming” and appears in front of the team.

“No shit sherlock!” moments with dr strange and Tony starK

Avengers place more trust in trickster boi

Who am I lying to right... I’ll probably get salt and tears and a broken heart. The entire combo.

Sharwama 2.0

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Look me in the eye and tell me that Clark doesn’t look like Oscar Issac and that Jack doesn’t look like Dane fking Dehaane because no you can’t

• Because this is Jack (Alexander Calvart)

• And this is Dane Dehane

So loOK ME IN MY EYES AND TELL ME YOU DONT SEE THE RESEMBLANCE

no wait

HOLD ON THERE’S MORE.

• Because this is Clark (Rob Raco)

• And this is Oscar Issac

OK I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION BUT HERE YOU GO.

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Might as well conveniently bring Pietro back please.

i’m calling it right now that Marvel is going to ‘Breaking Dawn’ us and we’re gonna get a scene with at least 50% of the characters dead and then Dr. Stephen Strange is gonna bring that time back real quick and restart the fight

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What have they done with my beloved son, Luke Skywalker? @TLJ!!!!?????

Excuse you but what were you thinking...

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Just saying but if and when Mark Hamill decides to write his own Star Wars spin-off to give Luke Skywalker an ending he deserves, I’ll be ever the more ready to watch the heck outta it even if it means I’m the only viewer giving him his $20million box office.

And I’ll watch it all the same even if it means shitty fx from low budget reasons and Luke Skywalker changing his name to becoming “Look Skyworker” — a “Jedie” like his father before him because of copyright issues.

And I’ll watch it if it also means I get forget that this sequel even happened.

So fuck Disney’s poor writing of Luke, because they clearly didn’t understand the character more than Hamill did. They are capitalist pigs wanting to bring the limelight to the new characters but not being able to figure out a better way of doing that than destroying the last OT character.

So, unless they find some way of bringing him back in episode 9, no, I do not forgive them. And no, I will not forget this shitass ending they gave to one of the best SW characters ever, because hell he didn’t deserve this. And Mark Hamill knows this himself.

And you know what, I’ll be ever the more ready to see Mark’s version of the movie overtake TLJ’s box office because I’m certain that I’m not the only fan unhappy.

What are the odds but I’m just saying, food for thought @ Mark Hamill if you’re out there.

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Where are Steinway’s sons?????

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Rogue One: A Chirrut Overdose Misadventure

Friend: knock knock.

Me: There wasn't evidence of chirruT's deatH. He's strong, he'll survive.

Friend: you're supposed to say "who's there"

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Friend: it's a shooting star, make a wish!

Me: cHirrut is alive. ChirrUt surVived. ChirruT having a swell gay time wiTh bAze babeZ.

Friend: erM, a proper wish.

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Friend: hey, so what did u do over the weekends?

Me: *muttering* chi..chi..chir—

Friend: okay I think I get the gist.

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lol I love how sarcasm changes linguistics. For starters, "lol" means "laugh out loud" but it never is used for it's actual meaning. See how I used it at the start of this post? I wasn't really laughing uncontrollably was I..