#spock & kirk & bones & scotty & uhura & chekov & sulu

[discoonthegrass]

A common complaint I’ve seen about Star Trek is that there is a lack of regular female characters besides Uhura and sorta Chapel. Now, that can be attributed to 60s sexism, but TOS didn’t have an unlimited budget, so creating a female character would probably lead to the elimination of a male regular. Which is why I ask you…

Remember, the semifinals of my Star Trek bracket start tomorrow! See you there.

[kirkhasakink]

It took me WAAAAAAAAY too long to draw the AOS crew.... Thank my patrons for suggesting me to draw them! AOS Scotty will always be my fave <3 Btw, for those who've been asking, I'll put for sale all the movie artworks I've been doing after I finish all the pre-order stuff. I want to be organized. Store Patreon Ko-Fi memberships

[evviejo]

STAR TREK: THE WRATH OF KHAN I don't believe in a no-win scenario.

[daftmooncretin]

imagine being scotty in tos. every day your friend group goes on dangerous yet exciting adventures to new planets but you can never go because they always make you babysit the ship. also you have to stay on facetime with them the whole time in case they need a lift. you are the eternal designated driver. the seventh wheel. you dont mind as much as you should though because you sort of want to fuck the ship

[little-goblin]

[ccxssi]

Kitten roll call with the crew of the USS Enterprise😼

[jim-kirks-bubble-butt]

star trek tos cuntiness ranking

for context i am 4 episodes into season 2

Spock- should come as a surprise to no one. i knew it from the moment he raised his eyebrow. and from his eyeshadow. my number one cunt.

Uhura- who else can pull off bright green hoop earrings and a red longsleeved minidress? no one (except for spock). did you see her in the mirrorverse episode? motherload of cunt.

Bones- eyebrow raise once again. always on the bridge for no reason. also he’s a doctor. incredible amount of grumpiness in the most sassy old man way ever. call him dr. leonard mccunt.

Chekov- only seen him in 3 episodes but he came out swinging. backtalks everyone. including any omnipotent beings he comes across. chekov’s gun? no. chekov’s cunt.

Kirk- could be cuntier but it is understandable when you see who he’s up against. throws himself against any and all enemies despite having a stun gun. tits always out. ass fat. james t. cunt.

Chapel- could serve more, understandable that she does not. she is a woman with a job. crushing on a gay man when uhura is right there. however she gets points for being a space nurse and having a full face of makeup the whole time. i’d say an average amount of cunt.

Sulu- a difficult decision, but he gets points for his eyeshadow. it’s not as much his lack of cunt as much as how much cuntiness everyone around him exudes. goofy lil’ guy. like to fence shirtless down the hall. also an average amount of cunt. basically tied with chapel.

Scotty- i’m sorry scotty truthers i love him dearly. unfortunately he is more wet cat man than cunt serving king. in love with his ship. getaway driver for the landing party. slightly less than average amount of cunt.

thank you for your time and consideration.

[trekbitch]

[arttsuka]

Star Trek crew but cats

Too many cats

[saguaroooo]

[cuterefaction]

Trektober Day 8 catchup - Movie Marathon. I think Jim would be a bit shocked to be shown his own media and seeing how slutty he can come off sometimes. His crew, of course, would be completely unphased.

[holodeck-enthusiast]

Found the layout on Insta n just had to make a TOS version.

[sandgambler]

More of them as ponies :3

made chekov a lil deer tho

[dustykneed]

jim wants to boop that. boop what you ask? to boldly boop... where no man has booped before.

prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "cats".

[ravenxbones]

i have finally FINALLY finished my star trek tos crew lps customs! i will be posting close-ups individually but here’s a group shot of the bridge crew :]

+ the sickbay team:

+ a bonus lieutenant saavik!

[discoonthegrass]

Welcome to the next bracket! Which Star Trek TOS ship will be crowned Tumblr’s darling? And no, I didn’t include Spirk, because obviously that will win. Now the question is: will the Spones shippers come out on top, will the McSpirk fans triumph, or will a secret third option come out of the woodwork to destroy them all? Time to find out :)

Here’s what the bracket looks like so far:

Seeds were determined by looking at how many works each ship has in the “Star Trek: The Original Series” tag on AO3! There are some esoteric ones in here, but each of them has more than 200 works total, so there’s at least some fans here!

If you want to send propaganda of your favorite ship, drop it in my inbox!

Bonus