#spite saga

[j-liz]

I love your SpyxFamily art. How do you think the reveal would go over with the Damian in your story. I know he and Anya end up together in your story but it made me curious considering how close he is with her family.

She doesn’t reveal her abilities until a few years in, but Damien had been pretty integrated into the family at that point. (Stefan is the baby)

[londonbrainfog]

oh also my husbands friend posted that she's lost ten pounds and i felt rage lol 🤪

[rin-solo]

Odysseus using a windbag jetpack to beat up Poseidon is one thing but the real stretch might be when he was able to articulate a full coherent explanation to Poseidon about the cyclops after 9 days without sleep.

[echo-coyote]

THE DEAD SPEAK!

Somehow, Goldie returned! new Sad Girl Saga AU ref sheet is DONE!

This rust bucket shows up a few years after Order 66, put back together from when we last saw him in season 1 of TCW. Whoever repaired him had no idea what they were doing, and is held together by duct tape and a wish. With Goldie needing constant repairs, and Ahsoka needing an astromech’s help with navigation, they reluctantly team up despite their past beef.

Since he frequently breaks down, Ahsoka installed a pop-up carrying handle so she can carry him around like a briefcase if need be.

[raointean]

[extraterracetrial]

I wonder what would've happened if Ody chose himself in thunder bringer

Ignore for a minute that he never would've, humor me

Between Polyphemus prophesying that Ody would be the final man to die, and Tiresias' prophecy, Ody is essentially doomed to make it home. So, would Zeus have killed the crew anyway, to spite him? Would Zeus have killed all of them? Could Ody have survived a direct lightning strike from fucking ZUES?

Again, ignore the fact that he never would have plays into those prophecies, pretend Ody is nigh unreasonably nobel for a minute.

Would Zeus maybe have spared them? Would Ody taking responsibility for his crew have appealed to Zeus' sense of justice, king to king? Maybe??

Also given that WE know how prophecy works in Greek mythology, how mad do you think Poseidon would be that Ody is all but indestructible until he gets to Ithaca?

[picklesinabottle]

I think I would blame odysseus less if his reasoning was more "you are the ones who killed the cow when I specifically told you not to" or even "you all literally stabbed me" but it's just. Not that. And I don't think it's supposed to be? Like sure, they could be considered factors in his decision but when it comes down to it, it's really all about penelope

[australet789]

Just a heads up that im making a Penelope/Antinous thing but it's 100% intended to be uncomfortable, mostly showing the "No Longer You" verse of "i see your wife with man who is hunting"! and also a spite piece against the people drawing Calypso and Odysseus and them getting praise when Calypso canonically raped Odysseus for 7 years

[skykiuwu]

Circe pwease? if the doodle requests are still open

You can even get a whole design sheet

[bean-n-shroob]

Drew some smokin' Cackletta~

[captainyaps]

Odysseus: huh this statue is of the sun god but I don’t recognise this guy… who’s the sun god? Apollo?

Helios: *rolls up his sleeves* ALRIGHT BITCH YOURE ON THIN FUCKING ICE-

[j-liz]

More Eden crew

You couldn’t convince me this isn’t how these morons would travel in sudden rain showers.

[londonbrainfog]

a female friend of my husbands (that I'm childishly jealous of 🤪) has a goal to lose at least 8 pounds by the end of december for a con we're all going to. new sense of competition unlocked:)

[legally-killable-sparrow]

Open arms is such a fucking heartbreaker my god

‘A cave!’ And his fucking voice, he’s just so… excited, he’s happy, things are working out!

And then the cave.

I just think it’s important that the motif with all of the positive upswings and just blatantly vibrant notes is his, even after death

And even when he died, he kept to it! He died believing in his wonderful world! He already knew that the lotus eaters had led them to the cyclops, he may have even had a few seconds of consciousness after the cyclops got him, but he still believed!

It kind of reminds of that one servant in a Shakespeare play, the manservant without a name. The manservant hears the lords (or something) plotting a terrible thing, so he steps forward to attempt to stop them- and is immediately killed. He knows this will happen. He knows he cannot stop them. But regardless he tries

Anyway I am completely normal about the notion of like- having a positive philosophy about your impact on the world and how the world itself is a kind one and dying because of it but still nonetheless dying with belief that the world is kind regardless

[calliopechild]

I'm working on assembling a kitchen island/cart thing from Wayfair, and OHHHH MY GOD THERE ARE SO MANY PIECES AND SCREWS.

(*ugly sobbing*)

SO MANY

The parts themselves are labeled A through Y. I haven't counted up the hardware yet but I think it's somewhere in the neighborhood of 'a fuckton.' There are 56 STEPS to assemble this beast.

This is my progress after an hour and 45 minutes. Yes, my entire kitchen is a trip hazard. It's a combination of motivation tactic (I get to stop fearing for my toes once I finish putting the damn thing together) and home security system (no one is getting past the entryway full of shit quietly, I am so safe rn).

I am freshly caffeinated and ready to get some more work done. Pray for me.

[universeberrigarden]

I cannot begin to say how much I loveeee The Underworld.

Likeee, the harmonies are amazing, I would kill for those harmonies. And Polites just shows up and punches Odysseus in the gut with his lost kindness and THEN ODYESSEUS MOM FINISHED THE BLOW.

And the harmonies, always the harmonies (can you tell I adore the crew?)