#spike + dimitri

[godsworstson]

jackass: the movie premier

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[Wilbur sneaking in at 3AM after goofing around with the Time Machine]

Franny: *turns around in chair* “And where were you?”

Wilbur: “Uhh… out with Carl?”

Carl: *turns around in 2nd chair*

🤨 “oh really?”

[back-in-2037]

What I think each of the Robinsons would dress up as for Halloween 🎃

Bud: Headless horseman. He goes with the interpretation that has a pumpkin for a head and, of course, he puts in on backwards.

Fritz and Petunia: Fritz wears a more old-timey get up with a dark color palette and has Petunia look like a creepy, ghostly doll.

Joe: He doesn't wear a costume at first glance, and when asked the family's response is "He is wearing a costume, he's dressed up as a *chuckle* 'regular Joe'. Get it?" Either that, or I can also see him wearing a classic vampire costume.

Tallulah and Laszlo: Duo costume. Since Laszlo flies around all the time he dresses up as an angel, while Tallulah dresses up as a devil. Which would be a role reversal of sorts for them since he's usually the troublemaker of the two while she tends to be the voice of reason.

Billie: Since there's this connection often made between psychopomps and different modes of transportation (boats, buses, and of course, trains) I can see her dressing up as the Grim Reaper.

Lefty: A Kraken, pretty self explanatory.

Spike and Dimitri: Since their whole thing is how they are literally just heads poking out of the dirt, zombies.

Lucille: I headcanon her to be a chemist, so I figure she would dress up as a witch, formulas translating into potions in this case.

Cornelius: Frankenstein.

Carl: Frankenstein's monster. Again, these two are pretty self-explanatory.

Franny: Either some kind of bog/swamp creature or the Phantom of the Opera. Radically different costumes, but I think either one would be fitting for her given her love of frogs and music.

Gaston: His whole thing is cannons, so I can see him dressing up as a pirate, specifically an undead pirate captain who went down with his ship, because of course he would also come up with an elaborate backstory for his costume.

Art: Kind of a reach, but I can see him dressing up as a werewolf, because he works in space, and the moon, and well...you guys get it.

Tiny: The family gets him a pair of wings, comically small of course, and he's a dragon now. He loves it.

Buster: The family gets him one of those little pumpkin dog costumes.

Wilbur: A ghost. Either he goes with the classic white sheet with eyeholes, or he gets Tallulah to help him get some old timey clothes, face paint that makes him look dead, and chains ala Marley's ghost. Either way, he uses a pair of hover-boots his dad invented to fly around.

[wejusthereforthefanart]

I've Rediscovered Meet The Robinsons

And now I'm going to make it everyone else's problem by shoving my headcanons in your faces. *And you're going to like them.*

The Framagucci siblings have gone no-contact with their toxic parents. Evidence? Well, I don't have any, I just like the idea that Lewis yearned to be a part of a loving family and fell in love with a girl who grew up in a family with not-so-loving parents.

Art is the oldest, Gaston is the middle child, and Franny is the baby. I can picture Art having a job in high school in order to help pay the bills, which then shaped his work ethic and gave him a passion for his current job. Unfortunately, that also made him a bit of a workaholic.

Gaston was never considered a "forgotten" middle child, as he made sure he got the most attention from the whole town. He's even a record holder for "most banned citizen", as he's prohibited from most of the local stores and restaurants.

Franny is one of the only family members with a criminal record, after she incited a riot in a concert hall when the conductor tried to step on her frog, Frankie. Gaston insisted on putting a printed copy of her mugshot into the family scrapbook.

Bud and Lucille only argue about one thing during their entire marriage--the pronunciation of the word "pecan". It had gotten so intense that Bud spent a week sleeping on the couch, until they both forgot what they were fighting about.

Cornelius and Billie have bonded over their time spent in orphanages. While Cornelius shared his feelings about being abandoned as a baby and never understanding why his mother left him on the doorstep, Billie confided in him about how her parents had regularly dumped her at an orphanage throughout her childhood, whenever they "needed a break". Once she turned eighteen, she left their house for good and began train hopping across her home country.

Tallulah's love for history was Cornelius' original motivation to inventing the time machine, and he allowed Laszlo to help design the prototype so he didn't feel left out.

While Fritz' puppet, Petunia, is modeled after his late wife's appearance, her personality has since become angrier and more tumultuous due to his grief upon her passing. She has even scared off several therapists over the years.

Joe runs a fitness blog in which he reviews workout videos, offering advice to improve the instructors' lessons. While he didn't pursue a career with it, he has a master's degree in kinesiology.

Laszlo and Tallulah have a former step-mother, who the family avoids talking about to the point that Wilbur still has no idea she exists. Her relationship with Fritz ended poorly.

Wilbur started his own conspiracy theory about himself being a time traveler, which many people over the years have believed and discussed online.

Spike and Dimitri are, in fact, related to one side of the family. Which side? Doesn't matter.

[food-for-hungry-mtr-fans]

I can imagine the robinsons’ family group chat is incredibly chaotic 💀

It is INSANE. Every Robinson has a unique typing style and it would take a whole cypher to understand a days worth of messages.

Because this wasn’t really a concrete ask, I’m going to write the hc’s about what each Robinsons like in the chat.

Wilbur / T!meL0rd: Misspells everything. Definitely a meme spammer. Has been banned four times.

Cornelius: Doesn’t have a cool username. Uses proper texting literate, but says ‘lol’. Uses reactions more than he talks.

Franny / FrannysFrogTheater: Her username wasn’t supposed to be that long, she misunderstood what it was. She’s always active and respond in four seconds, but it never on her phone somehow. Weird.

Gaston / CANNONBAL: TYPES IN CAPS A LOT!!!! Sends photos of everything - selfies, his cannons, nature, anything he sees.

Art / Galaxy3F: He uses voice messages a lot, and they’re often horrible audio quality. Cannot type correctly even a little. Isn’t LEGIBLE. He’s determined to figure it out though.

Laszlo / F!R3W0RK: His username has nothing to do with his hobbies. He has a typing quirk, 100%. Uses GIFs a lot, and pronounces them JIFs.

Tallulah / FashionBB🏳️‍⚧️: Also posts memes but not often. Doesn’t talk in chat a lot. Forgets punctuation a lot, but proper caps.

Fritz / FritzRobinson2: Has to use Siri to send messages because Petunia makes it hard to type. Therefor most of what he says makes no sense.

Billy / CHOOCHOO!7 : Can she use a phone? No. She breaks her phones so often her number changes twice a week. She only responds to Fritz, Joe, and Gaston. Nobody understands why.

Joe / SweatGainer : The silent stalker of the chat. He watches everything but never talks in chat. Uses reactions sometimes. Once said ‘k’ and everyone cheered.

Carl / xX.R0bo.Xx: The chat mod. Only really types if to moderate something, or to randomly ban people for his amusement. Sends TikToks in chat at night just to annoy Wilbur, who never silences his phone.

Spike / Thing #1: Did not choose his username. Starts group video calls during genuinely important times and then leaves immediately, forcing the family to one big call. Solved a lot of emergencies like this. Refuses to admit he’s intentionally being helpful.

Dimitri / Thing #2: Emojibombs the chat way too much. Unlike Spike doesn’t care about being helpful. Refuses, even.

Lefty: Couldn’t figure out a username. Posts a very formal daily report at 7am every morning, top of chat. Carl pins it.

Bud&Luc / Lovebirds: Share an account because Bud tore his phone apart for microchips. Send those random game links for free coins and beg everyone to click them. Rick rolled the chat twice.

[pfcware]

so i had this furry AU for a hot second... i still have everyone else's species decided on, maybe i should get back to it :o

more art here - help me pay rent

[mikiruma]

7 11 23

*dj khaled voice* ANOTHER ONE

[playgirlpontius]

furry au stuff for the crew yippee wahoo, defo not the entire crew but most of em that I know of!

Jeff: grey wolf!!!! I think I’ve talked about him, Dimitry, and Rachel being funny wolf pictures before but yeah the 3 of them r all grey wolves xD early JA days he definitely gives off the vibe of chill wolf boye. He likes to bite PJ sometimes, as wolves bite as a form of affection, and PJ’s herbivore ass is like WHAT THE FUCK LMAO…Jeff’s definitely gotten headbutted multiple times bc of it 😭 ALSO….imagine wolf Jeff with a mullet... That is all <3

Spike: defo a weasel. He gives off this sneaky slinky-like creature vibe. Not too much for him to be a cat but not like a ferret and I think a weasel is super fitting for him. Weasels are super sneaky and like ferrets look super cute but are actually really fierce. I mostly got this from that fight him and Jeff had in 4.5 where Jeff was like no he’s sneaky about it and Spike jus fuckin goes at him 😭. Him and Dave r mustelidae buddies <333

Dimitry: grey wolf as well!!! Wolves r very social animals so defo him and Jeff r wolf buddies ^_^!! The two definitely just randomly punch or bite each other as a form of affection they’re like brothers who fight all the time tbh LMAOOO

Manny: a lion obvi!! He’s definitely a predator considering he’s a predator expert, and his long hair is like THE perfect lion design… Also! In WBZ he touched a lion’s tail, and I think that’s cool as fuck! Also it would make sense w/ how manny doesn’t mix well with colder temperatures and why prev to WBZ he hasn’t seen a lot of predators that live in colder habitats and such. He’s part of the kitty squad with Chris, Lance, Trip, and Ehren! ^_^

Kosick: skunk LOL…entirely based off how angry he was after he was forced to smell PJ being covered in skunk spray in the car xD…

Cliver: this was a tough decision but he gives off this like… red fox vibe >_<!! Red foxes are really good at hearing so defo he’s super alert when on set and if someone’s trying to prank him. He part of the fox squad with wee man ^_^

Lance: cat!! Idk he gives off kitty vibes ^_^!! He and Spike share similar mischievous vibes only Lance is less sneaky so I thought he’d fit as a cat. Also he has pretty silver hair, so yeah! And stylistically, I like the idea of that helmet he wears in 3D having cat ears on it :3

Trip: defo a tiger! Idk why, he jus gives me those vibes ^_^ big cat vibes like how Manny nd Chris do. Apparently, tigers have been known to imitate the call of other animals to lure them closer, so sometimes he’s known 2 make some weird noises jus to get a laugh outta people XD

Gooch: sea otter! He likes surfing n stuff so I thought it’d fit him pretty well :3!! Him and Jasper r sea otter buddies!!!

Loomis: he's not officially part of the crew, BUT I wanted to include himb. <3 I think that he'd be a possum! This is mostly based on the concept of a ferret with bright green hair, I think design-wise he’d look cool as hell! Possums are also clean creatures, they don’t get rabies unlike a lot of other animals, so surprisingly they’d find that Loomis is super clean compared to everyone else xD

[zoe-puryear]

Anton x Peppino

2. Spike Spiegel x Space Dandy

3. The Once-ler x The Warden

4. Guts (berserk) x Dimitri (fire emblem three houses)

5. pinhead x candyman

6. Alex Mercer x Desmond Miles

7. samurai jack x johnny bravo

8. Stanford Pines x Rick Sanchez

9. Ash Williams x Herbert West

10. Alucard x Sebastian Michaelis

I love crossover ships

[zeddyzi]

what nil and dimitri would look like in formal wear only me i imagine nil wearing something not so formal lol

aaa i wanna draw this so bad but i dun have time

dimitri prob looks decent w a suit but nil would prob be scratchin at his the whole time n no matter how hard u try to tame his hair it keeps spiking back up

[godsworstson]

every jeff, johnny and spike moment from season 3 of jackass

[zipzapzopzoop]

"Yes! Two for two!"

Spike and Dimitri Robinson | Meet the Robinsons (2007)

[zoe-puryear]

I'll go first Arsène Lupin x Spike Spiegel and pinhead x candyman and Anton x Peppino and Alucard x Sebastian Michaelis and The Once-ler x The Warden and Cole MacGrath x Alex Mercer and Guts x Dimitri and Ash Williams x Herbert West

Y'all, what's your Favorite Type of Crackship/Crackships Poster?

(more specifically crossover crackships).

Is it:

A. Completely a joke. For the memes. Funny silly goofy. The art is all shitposts. The fics are all crackfics. Those either make zero sense, or somehow so much sense you can tell it's a joke. "Shrek x Anyone"

B. We're only half-joking here. It started as a joke, but now that we think about it, they might work out...? Probably not tho. We're still shitposting, tho. We got the memes. "HAHA that'd be funny! 👀"

C. LOWKEY WE THINK THEY'D BE GOOD. HEAR ME OUT PLS. We're hiding that we'd think they'd be good because we don't want to get made fun of- but we think they'd be good. We'll write an essay because we think they'd be good together. It may never happen, but I still like this ship. "Plz hear me I know you'll think I'm cringe, but-"

(Bonus question: What's your favorite crackship?)

[back-in-2037]

And that’s only like a third of them.

[19spicykitty93]

The Robinsons Pet Peeves? 👀

I've been requested to do more headcanons, and since I just really enjoy doing these, here are some more!

Cornelius: Cannot stand it when people touch his things. Or invade his personal space. 😵‍💫

Franny: Hates it when people interrupt her or just flat out don't listen to her when she's talking or trying to give advice. She's right like 99.99999% of the time, why don't people just listen to her??? 😭

Wilbur: Will cut you if you ruffle his hair. (He spends like two hours on it every morning and uses about a pound of hair gel lmao.) 🔪

Bud: He gets down in the dumps when people don't try, especially his students. And when they don't see the potential in themselves.

Lucille: She HATES waiting. Very much not a fan of traffic. She's a fast-paced woman and doesn't have time to waste when she's trying to get somewhere. 🚗🚨🤬

Fritz: The man is terrified of confrontation. He's a huge pushover and will agree to whatever if it means he won't get yelled at. 🥲

Petunia: People not standing up for themselves. 😠

Lazlo: Perfection

Tallulah: Imperfection

(They're two sides of the same coin lol)

Joe: He's pretty chill, I don't see him really having many pet peeves. He's a go-with-the-flow guy, but he doesn't particularly like when people swear. 😔

Billie: Tardiness. She's a very busy woman, don't keep her waiting. ⏰

Gaston: When things are too easy. The man loves a challenge. But he also hates losing 🤷‍♀️

Art: Hates it when food has no flavor. Why would he want to eat cardboard?? Where are the seasonings??? 😩

Spike and Dimitri: When people don't know how to take a joke or have fun. 🥱

[food-for-hungry-mtr-fans]

Hiii! :D I love your mtr content (this fandom Is so dead💔) and I'd like to ask u if you'd make a few Spike and Dimitri headcanons? :3 (I love them sm😞)

Here’s some headcanon of the twins, just for you, hot and ready! ^^

Spike and Dimitri are both human.

Ive said this before, but they’re both also ambulatory wheelchair users for the very few times they leave the pot.

They have both eaten worms - Spike on accident, Dimitri on purpose.

Spike interacts with the family more than Dimitri.

Hes kind of the one that got them ‘adopted’ in, since he’s the more rational of the two.

They honestly popped into the Robinson pots on accident but Bud gave them food and they never left.

Nobody knows when their birthday is, so they have a birthday on a random day every year.

Neither have super good eyesight.

Dimitri acts a lot more cocky than Spike, and is the only one of the two who can and will play video games with Wilbur.

Art waters them like plants. They used to be mad at him, but according to Dimitri it actually feels very nice.