#dimitry elyashkevich

[godsworstson]

jackass: the movie premier

[warhead]

[vansfriend]

[vomelets]

from jackass: 10 years of stupid (2010) 

[girlbyherself]

⨳ 𓏲˖ ˖ ࣪ 🛹 ָ࣪ 𓏲⋆.

photos from the 1998 premiere of big brother number two.

[cappedinamber]

Jackass 3.5 (2011)

Directed by Jeff Tremaine

Cinematography by Dimitry Elyashkevich, Lance Bangs, Rick Kosick

[playgirlpontius]

furry au stuff for the crew yippee wahoo, defo not the entire crew but most of em that I know of!

Jeff: grey wolf!!!! I think I’ve talked about him, Dimitry, and Rachel being funny wolf pictures before but yeah the 3 of them r all grey wolves xD early JA days he definitely gives off the vibe of chill wolf boye. He likes to bite PJ sometimes, as wolves bite as a form of affection, and PJ’s herbivore ass is like WHAT THE FUCK LMAO…Jeff’s definitely gotten headbutted multiple times bc of it 😭 ALSO….imagine wolf Jeff with a mullet... That is all <3

Spike: defo a weasel. He gives off this sneaky slinky-like creature vibe. Not too much for him to be a cat but not like a ferret and I think a weasel is super fitting for him. Weasels are super sneaky and like ferrets look super cute but are actually really fierce. I mostly got this from that fight him and Jeff had in 4.5 where Jeff was like no he’s sneaky about it and Spike jus fuckin goes at him 😭. Him and Dave r mustelidae buddies <333

Dimitry: grey wolf as well!!! Wolves r very social animals so defo him and Jeff r wolf buddies ^_^!! The two definitely just randomly punch or bite each other as a form of affection they’re like brothers who fight all the time tbh LMAOOO

Manny: a lion obvi!! He’s definitely a predator considering he’s a predator expert, and his long hair is like THE perfect lion design… Also! In WBZ he touched a lion’s tail, and I think that’s cool as fuck! Also it would make sense w/ how manny doesn’t mix well with colder temperatures and why prev to WBZ he hasn’t seen a lot of predators that live in colder habitats and such. He’s part of the kitty squad with Chris, Lance, Trip, and Ehren! ^_^

Kosick: skunk LOL…entirely based off how angry he was after he was forced to smell PJ being covered in skunk spray in the car xD…

Cliver: this was a tough decision but he gives off this like… red fox vibe >_<!! Red foxes are really good at hearing so defo he’s super alert when on set and if someone’s trying to prank him. He part of the fox squad with wee man ^_^

Lance: cat!! Idk he gives off kitty vibes ^_^!! He and Spike share similar mischievous vibes only Lance is less sneaky so I thought he’d fit as a cat. Also he has pretty silver hair, so yeah! And stylistically, I like the idea of that helmet he wears in 3D having cat ears on it :3

Trip: defo a tiger! Idk why, he jus gives me those vibes ^_^ big cat vibes like how Manny nd Chris do. Apparently, tigers have been known to imitate the call of other animals to lure them closer, so sometimes he’s known 2 make some weird noises jus to get a laugh outta people XD

Gooch: sea otter! He likes surfing n stuff so I thought it’d fit him pretty well :3!! Him and Jasper r sea otter buddies!!!

Loomis: he's not officially part of the crew, BUT I wanted to include himb. <3 I think that he'd be a possum! This is mostly based on the concept of a ferret with bright green hair, I think design-wise he’d look cool as hell! Possums are also clean creatures, they don’t get rabies unlike a lot of other animals, so surprisingly they’d find that Loomis is super clean compared to everyone else xD

[vivamargera]

after a long night on skid row, pontius and cameraman dimitry elyashkevich prepare to break camp at dawn’s early light | jackass boxset booklet

[leechhealer]

Ehren McGhehey Is/Was Calm When Drunk: A Theory

(content warning: alcohol, fighting)

So I have this theory that Ehren from Jackass, the one and only Danger Ehren is/was a calm and cordial drunk individual (whenever he would drink, like at afterparties/events.) So on Steve-O’s podcast, the 2nd Danger Ehren episode, Ehren says he’s mostly sober but he’ll have a little bit of wine every now and then, so these days I take it he’s not the “let’s get drunk” guy, especially after having a kid. But- even before Jackass Forever on all other endeavors, Ehren just wasn’t ever the ��party’ guy. Even though Chris Pontius is Party Boy, through .5’s, making of’s, and interviews- it’s been well established Johnny, Jeff, Dimitry, Bam, Dave, Ryan, Preston, Chris, and who could forget Steve-O, (heck, even Wee-Man has told some stories on the Nine Club and Steve-O’s Wild Ride), but Ehren almost never in the past or now has told too many drinking stories and when he does they are never that bad at all.

If you watch the ‘Jackass: Where Are They Now’ MTV special from 2007, a lot of the stories they tell (even stories with Dave, drunk in the Darf stage) they all would add something, usually Bam, Johnny, and Jeff but Ehren’s usually never included in any of these stories. Preston’s infamous “i’m not leaving” angry bar photograph; the story behind it, the way the scene was described and the way the team in general were described at the time, doesn’t sound like Ehren could’ve/would’ve been there. But if I imagine Preston at a bar with Johnny Knoxville, Dimitry Elyashkevich, and Jeff Tremaine, I can’t imagine Bam or Rick Kosick not being there too. Why not? It’s a fun thought to think of everyone there, not just the ones telling the story. But, anyone ever imagine Ehren? In a bad brawl with Knoxville, Bam, and Tremaine? Dave? Story is unheard of.

So the theory is, Ehren actually was there for a lot of Jackass bar hops and parties/events, maybe he witnessed a lot of the fights and camaraderie but just hasn’t added his two cents… Hmm.. or maybe he just never really went because he didn’t want to go. Maybe he just always had a few and never got crazy into it, therefor he found better things to do with his time. At the end of the day, Danger Ehren happens to be the humblest and most down to Earth member of the Jackass crew I’d like to say. Of course logically I believe he wasn’t the party guy stirring up trouble with the guys matter of factly, instead he seems like the type to just go home and do something he likes to do rather than party it up. I like to just imagine he was there for fun, I’m just an average weirdo fan. I mean, if anyone ever wondered my favorite member, it’d be Dave England. There’s something super funny to me about him and his fecal humor. That brings me to something:

Dave England

Ryan Dunn

Johnny Knoxville

Chris Pontius

Ehren McGhehey

Bam Margera

Preston Lacy

Wee-Man

Steve-O

That’s how- TO MYSELF, MY OPINION- would rank the members as a fan for about a decade now. I started watching it religiously in 2011 when I got my hands on a Jackass 3.5 dvd, it’s been downhill ever since.

[godsworstson]

warnings from the big brother magazine videos

[tvrnpike]

big brother magazine

[bamfvckingmargera]

A forecast of coked up white boys with a chance of them busting it down (bi)segsual style

[vomelets]

big brother video premiere: number two (1998)

[cappedinamber]

Jackass 2.5 (2007)

Directed by Jeff Tremaine

Cinematography by Dimitry Elyashkevich

[loomisfallsgf]

johnny knoxville and avril lavigne

photo by dimitry elyashkevich

[playgirlpontius]

Dear god he's so cute