#spies in disguise fanfic

[messedupfamily]

What If...

[NOTE FROM FRANCES]

Sorry for not posting much on here lately!! I've been quite busy with other projects and real life stuff that this whole AU kind of ended up being put to a halt for a while...That is, until Vs The Doom Syndicate arrived! Which gave me the perfect opportunity to draw this.

[9haharharley1]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Spies In Disguise (2019) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Walter Beckett/Lance Sterling, Walter Beckett/Killian Characters: Walter Beckett, Lance Sterling, Killian (Spies In Disguise) Additional Tags: Romantic Comedy, My attempt at a romcom, oh boy, Fluff, Smut, Cute, Humor, just trying to keep it light-hearted, Maybe - Freeform, just Killian and Lance having a dick measuring contest, i just want to see then make a Walter sandwich ok?, Im a simple woman Summary:

"Our agents are safer than they've ever been thanks to you."

Walter's heart soared at the admission.

"Which is why," the woman closed the program, "we're going to give your proposal a trial run."

"Really?" Walter gasped.

She nodded. "Despite his history, Killian has been a model prisoner. We don't know what he wants, but we need his information. And he wants to talk to you. With that in mind, we're setting up an official trial run to rehabilitate him, and in the meantime, get the answers we need from him."

"There is a catch, though," Jenkins took over. "Your proposal hinges on near 24/7 surveillance. Cameras from every angle outside the property the initiate is staying on, and an agent living in-house with the prisoner. Since this is your idea and Killian wants to speak with you, you will be the agent monitoring him."

"What?!"

[kairithemang0]

I believe this will be my last Curtwen Week fic, hope you all enjoy <3

[lupines-slash-recs]

Rec: Transformations by lamardeuse

Title: Transformations Author: lamardeuse Canon: Spies in Disguise Pairing: Lance Sterling/Walter Beckett Rating: Mature [R] Word Count: 2,530 Summary: Lance’s relationship with Walter wasn’t like anything he had ever experienced. Continue reading...

[cakerybakery]

Ugh, is the internet really going to make me write my own Spies in Disguise LancexWalter where they get together in the sub? Lance kisses him, Lance is already naked. It’s shipping gold.

[vlp-wrtng-prctcs]

Shadows

Revisando mis viejos borradores, recordé cuando esta película me llenó de inspiración en un período tan fugaz que tengo tan pocos recuerdos de mi obsesión de ¿una semana, tal vez? Y técnicamente estuvo publicado antes de volverse un borrador porque la idea no la desarrollé más. Así que...

¡Hola fandom (si es que aún hay) de Spies in Disguise! ¡Lamento que mi fijación haya durado básicamente nada!

Y sí, esto era una introducción a algo más grande que tengo, medianamente, presente en algún lugar de mi inconsciente.

Lance en el pasado odiaría admitir el buen trabajo de equipo que hace con el castaño, pero actualmente, lo disfruta en demasía, porque sus estilos, aunque contrarios, funcionaba perfectamente entre ellos; eran un dúo dinámico, el mejor de toda la agencia. Ya que no importaban los desacuerdos que se mantuvieran en sus pensamientos, encontraban la forma de hacerlos encajar.

Su persona era el ritmo y Walter era quien marcaba algunos de los pasos.

Cualquier misión que enfrentaran era una pista de baila que ya dominaban, dado que todos sus movimientos coordinaban perfectamente.

Hasta que Walter volvió a enredar la coordinación con una de sus nuevas ideas.

« ¿Acaso escuché bien lo que dijiste?» la pregunta parece resonar en la habitación, quizás porque fue el primero en impulsarla apenas el contrario terminó de explicar su plan. « ¿Tú quieres qué?»

«Rehabilitar a Killian podría-».

«Él es el tipo malo de la historia, Walter, es el vi-lla-no» hizo énfasis en esa última categoría. «Nosotros» apuntó hacia su pecho y luego al propio. «Somos los héroes» ha olvidado que existen más personas en la habitación, que por mínimo que sean, parecen ser una multitud para ese momento. «Ellos jamás cambian».

Puede verlo con esos ojos escépticos, los mismos que parecen necesitar que rectifique su pensamiento para saber si ha escuchado claramente sus palabras; pero ambos saben lo que opina, Beckett era consciente de que en verdad cree firmemente en sus palabras.

Hay cosas que aún niega a cambiar.

Deja de concentrarse en esa guerra interminable de miradas cuando observa la pose pensativa de su superior. «Beckett, no creo que estés visualizando lo que tú propuesta significa. Es un gran riesgo para la agencia» esas palabras lo consuelan, porque de cierta manera, ambos aún son conscientes de que no todos pueden adaptarse al nuevo mundo que el castaño presenta.

«Walter, solo acéptalo. Es una locura, ¿acaso no recuerdas que es loco de garra robótica quiso asesinarnos a todos?» ahora es el turno de Marcy para retumbar la habitación, y agradece que ahora sean tres personas refutando una idea descabellada.

Pero hablan con alguien "raro", lo suficiente extraño para buscar aún argumentos que apoyen su teoría.

«No estoy diciendo que olvidemos todo lo que paso, sino buscar la fuente del problema, si encontramos los motivos por los cuales una persona puede llegar a ser un súper villano podríamos prevenir eventos como estos en el futuro» si el tema de conversación fuera otro, Sterling estaría encantado por la suavidad de su voz que se termina envolviendo en seguridad. «Además, piensen en las posibilidades, si logramos hacer un acuerdo con Killian ¡podríamos predecir planes a futuro de otros villanos! Como las formulas en las películas de espías» simplificó.

«Esto no es una película» soltó con cierto malestar.

El ambiente se tensó, nuevamente, estaban en discordancia.

«Beckett» el moreno puede entender por el tono de voz de su superior que no quería oír una discusión más entre ellos. «No pienso arriesgar a ninguno de los agentes de la organización».

«Lo sé, directora» nuevamente puede captar la melodía de una voz desesperanzada. «Sé que es peligroso, y es por eso que me encargaré de la rehabilitación de Killian».

El eco de sus manos golpeando la mesa resulta una advertencia impulsiva.

«Creo que no estamos hablando el mismo idioma, chico» se alza lo más que puede, tomando una postura erguida. «Él es un asesino» quiere que entienda ese concepto, lo peligroso que es. El miedo que tiene por él. « ¿Qué te hace creer que las cosas serán distintas?».

Puede ver sus labios abrirse, pronunciando algo que el aire devora, sin embargo, lee entre las líneas inseguras una pequeña frase que le hace quedarse sin aire.

«Tú cambiaste»

Por la forma en que sus ojos le observan, le da a entender que nunca estarán en la misma armonía, no hasta que acepte que las sombras de la historia de Killian se enredan fácilmente en el egocentrismo de ese fatídico día.

No podía creer lo que estaba a punto de decir.

«Nos encargaremos de esto».

[weird-obsessed-girl]

Harry dealing with abuse trauma/people finding out about Dursley’s treatment

Ok so I didn’t know exactly how to word this particular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction, but I have been reading some fanfics where either the teachers, Sirius or the golden trio find out that Harry has been abused by the Dursley’s and how Harry deals or heals from that trauma. #cupboardreveal

so therefore below is a list of fanfics that deal with this topic, this is pretty obvious but TW for child abuse, some of these I haven’t read yet so i don’t think any of them feature active abuse, more so past abuse.

All of these will be angst but many with a hopeful/happy ending. Organised by word count. If you would like some fic recs that don’t focus on Harrys abuse here’s the link to my master list Harry Potter Fic Rec (mostly Drarry)

How Each Weasley Found Out About The Dursleys - burnthebodiesandbedonewithit

What it says on the tin, Harry/Ginny (very light tho), protective Weasleys | G | 1k

Food For Thought - LoveHP

Snape notices some things throughout the years, have not read yet so IDK | T | 1.2k

Bottle It Up - mallfacee

Disabled Harry, Severitus, hurt/comfort, hiding medical issues, apart of a series | T | 2.1k

Aftermath - CreateImagineWrite

Post-final battle, Harry is dealing with trauma, Ron helps him and finds out, Trigger Warning for food issues and trauma responses | G | 3.1k

Disguised as something else - aloneintherain

Everybody lives, au war ends early, Wolfstar custody of Harry, hurt/comfort, THIS IS SO GOOD #cupboard reveal | T | 3.1k

Muggle Management - LadyWinterlight, NerdyKat

Hermione recognises the signs of abuse, part of a series, Hermione finessing the muggle system | G | 3.4K

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell - IamShadow21

Not focused on past abuse but is mentioned, Ron and Harry friendship through the years | T | 3.7K

The Cupboard - GreenEyesGreySkies

Drarry, panic attack, harmless prank that turns out to not be so | T | 4K

Bruised Hearts and Painted Skin - mikimouze16

Lupin, McGonagall and Snape find out, therapy, depression | G | 4.4K

Cascade - taradiane

Drarry, post-Hogwarts, Harry has nightmares, discussion about the Dursleys | PG | 4.7k

Claustrophobic- Annie1025

Summer at Spinner’s End, sevitus, 5th year, hurt/comfort, panic attacks | T | 4.8k

Where the Sunbeams Start - zedpm

Sirius/Severus, Soulmate au which leads to Severus getting Sirius freed, then they adopt Harry! T | 7.1k

Locked Cupboards - Lomonaaeren

Redemption, Draco is assigned to guard Dudley, Dudley talks about their childhood | T | 7.2k

Darker Than You Think - Lomonaaeren

Drarry, Draco is very much a psycho, bent on revenge, dubious consent | M (definitely should be E) | 7.8k

Fac Mihi Viam - MistressKat

Canon divergence, Harry stays at Grimmauld Plac, abuse not necessarily discussed but implied, Wolfstar | T | 7.9k

The Uncle - copprbadge

Wolfstar, gangsters au, Remus saves Harry from Dursley’s | T | 7.9k

Tugging Sleeves - Windschild178

Harry isn’t responding to Rons letters, POV Ron, Ron to the rescue | G | 8.1k

Harry Potter And The Summer At Grimmauld Place - Silver_Queen_DoS

What it says on the tin, Sirius is free, home renovation, book 3 | G | 8.6k

Listen - Marchling

Need to sign into Ao3, Sirius spies on Dursleys, hurt/comfort, misunderstandings, reconciliation | T | 10.9k

Finite Incantatem - skullcandy11

Rogue spell hits Harry and reveals some truths, manipulative Dumbledore, Harry joins the dark side | T | 12.3k currently, ongoing

Scars - pheonixgirl26

Some Gryffindor’s see some of Harry’s scar, and decide to help | M | 12.5k

Timeshare - astolat

Honestly i have not read this yet but it looks promising, Harry is spending summer at the Dursleys and then the Malfoy’s | M | 14.1k

Seven Plus One - ABlackRaven

Sirius adopts Harry, 7 times Sirius is called uncle and 1 time he’s called dad, Peter caught, hurt/comfort | T | 15.4K

What’s Left Unsaid - angel74

Post-Order of the Phoenix, Hermione and Ron look into Harry’s life at the Dursley’s, angst, hurt/comfort | T | 16.1k

A Hero - Celebony

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light | T | 18.1k

The Lioness - Aya_Diefair

Molly becomes suspicious of Harry’s relatives, she visits them, BAMF Molly, Sirius is freed | G | 18.3k

That’s Your Punishment? - slytherclaw7

Molly actually asks Harry questions, this is definitely a fix-it fic, Sirius is freed, Peter is caught, Dumbledore bashing, Tonks family taking Harry in | IDK how fanfiction.net ratings work | 19k

Pinky Promise - etymolodrarry, huffinglepuff

Remus is observant, angst with happy ending, Dumbledore bashing, implied self harm, Wolfstar | T | 19.5k

Listen Now - mrsfizzle

Harry confides in Remus, hurt/comfort, Wolfstar adopts Harry, moving into Grimmauld | G | 21.2k

Conquering the Dark - noeon (noe)

Healer!Harry and neuromagic!Draco, both work together, unearths trauma | E | 23.7k

The Chamber of Secrets and Half the Adults are Idiots - Des98

Apart of a series, Drarry, Harry recognises Lucius’ treatment of Draco, fix-it, inter-house friendships | M | 42.8k

The Article - LeeASherlook

outed by the Daily Prophet (not in the gay sense), 6th year, Drarry friendship | T | 43k ongoing

Burnt - lastcrazyhorn

Disabled Harry, Slytherin!Harry, have not read so refer to tags | T | 104.9k

Memories and Dreams - paganaidd

Series, one part Dudley’s POV | T | 140.3k

Malfoy Family Values - belana, Merry1978

This only really mentions Harry’s mistreatment but i thought it is an interesting fic to possibly explore, Malfoys adopt little Harry | G | 141.7k

Stronger At the Broken Places - enigmaticblue

More so focus’ on Sirius’ trauma, but it’s a whole Wolfstar family affair | T | 174.9k

Digging for the Bones - paganaidd

Hogwarts starts screening students for abuse, Snape conducts Harry’s screening, Snape is Harry’s bio dad, Severitus | M | 212.2k

The secret language of plants - Endrina

Severus/Remus, Sev rescues toddler Harry, this is a series of Severus/Remus being Harry’s parents, pre-Hogwarts to post, future Drarry | rating varies | 373k

Innocent - MarauderLover7

Ok so this does not focus on Harry’s abuse but Sirius gets freed and raises Harry when he’s 8 | M | 487.5k

A Year Like None Other - aspeninthesunlight

Disability, slightly Severitus, 6th year, canon divergence, Snape forces Harry to read letter from Dursleys | T | 789.5k

[aduck8myshoes]

I'm just imagining the spies Trent had set up still feeding him info via sending while he was locked away, but all the news he ends up getting about Caleb and Essek is just like, fanfic updates

"Known Shadowhand disguise spotted holding hands with Widogast in Rexxentrum third time this month. Pair appeared to be shopping for home decor and cat toys."

(the other explanation for him immediately threatening Essek upon getting out is that Caleb has such a type that Trent saw them interact one time 7+ years ago and just assumes Caleb is still hitting that)

[6rookie-writer0110]

Into the cold

MCU cast X Male Reader

Request - Hi hope your doing good, I wanted to ask for a MCU cast X Male Reader platonic please R and Tom Holland are in an interview and they watch a blooper with them having a staredown but forget their lines so they lean in a kiss (this was before Tom and Zendaya was dating) and R says that's his first kiss with a guy and within the top 10 gayest things his done and a few weeks later the NWH cast react to fanart and some fanfiction of R and Tom's characters dating and during the interview R is like "I kissed Tom before you Zendaya"

You and the cast of No Way home are on The Tonight Show, and you and Tom have to talk about the movie. You took a selfie with Zendaya and Tom, everyone posted it online.

“Y/n, how does it feel to be in Spider-Man: No Way Home movie?” Jimmy asked.

“I feel excited and I can't wait for everyone to see the character I will play” You smiled.

“Is it true, you and Tom met before making the movie?” Jimmy asked.

“Yes, it's true. We both went for an audition for the same role in the movie Spies in Disguise. We are getting along, waiting for us to be called and we tried to copy each other’s accents. And I sent him a message teasing him that I got the role” Tom said.

“He is very rude and mean,” You said.

Everyone starts to laugh and you are smiling.

“They are always like this. Sometimes they can act like kids” Andrew said.

“Then Benedict would act like the dad and tell them to stop,” Zendaya said.

“Ever since that day, he makes fun of me for not getting the role I would try out for,” You said.

“Sometimes, Y/n would try on my spiderman mask and send me selfies,” Tom said.

Jimmy starts to laugh.

“I think we have pictures of that” Jimmy smiled.

You have the mask on and you try to eat a hot dog, in the next picture you pretend to brush your hair, and in the last picture you have the Dr strange cape on and Benedict is behind you glaring at you.

“He likes to get into it stuff after I tell him not to do it,” Benedict said.

“He does have cool stuff,” You said.

“Such a dork” Andrew laughed.

Now Jimmy is showing bloopers of the whole cast. Jimmy and the audience are laughing at the video.

“Apparently, this part everyone is talking about but we will show it,” Jimmy said.

In the video... Tom made you laugh and you forgot your lines and he forgot too. You and Tom have a stare-down, then you and Tom leaned and kissed each other on the lips.

“What just happened at that moment,” Jimny said.

“We had to do a scene. Y/n made me laugh, then for some reason, we just stared at each other, and we kissed” Tom said.

“That was one of the top ten gayest things, I've ever done,” You said.

The whole cast is staring at you right now.

“What other stuff have you done, Y/n?” Tobey asked.

“We all want to know,” Andrew said.

“Time for a commercial break, Jimmy!” You said.

Jimmy starts to laugh so hard, that his face is turning red.

The next day, many fans reacted to the video of you and Tom. You got more followers on Instagram then days later, you and Tom did a Q&A on Instagram.

✬ ✯ ✯ ✫

You and the cast are at comic con. You are on stage with them answering questions from fans. Some of the fans showed you and Tom fan art and fanfic of Peter Parker and your character.

“My character won't be dating anyone in the movie. I will appear in some scenes” You said.

“How does it feel that you kissed Y/n,” A fan asked Tom.

Before Tom answered and you answered.

“I kissed Tom before you Zendaya," You said.

Everyone starts to laugh and Zendaya playfully smacked your arm. Everyone did laugh

“That hurts,” You said and start to rub your arm.

You and Zendaya started to laugh.

“You play too much” Zendaya laughed.

You and the cast continued to answer more questions. Later, you take pictures with fans along with Tom. Many will tell you and Tom, how they like the characters together.

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You are with the cast in London for the movie premiere. You pose with the cast and the paparazzi start to take the pictures. Now you start to answer questions

“Y/n, can you tell us anything about your character?” The host asked.

“I can't say anything, I don't want to get in trouble like how Tom spoiled the movie years ago,” You said.

“Wow, Y/n why do you have to bring that up” Tom laughed.

“Tom do you want to work with Y/n again? You two seem close” The host asked.

“Oh, I hope I can work with Y/n in a comedy movie now that will be interesting,” Tom said.

Later, Tom posted a picture of you sleeping in your chair on set. Tom wrote a caption and everyone started to like it...

Tomholland2013 - Y/n drools when he is sleeping 😴

Zendaya told you about it by text and you started to laugh.

[passions-and-pupils]

Need help deciding Macaques Backstory

so I’m planning a spite filled arranged marriage Shadowpeach fic and I need help deciding how Macaque gets in this situation

Jist of Option 1

Macaque was a local cryptid in the mortal realm, luring people in with his shadow plays and taking their souls to use as power.

Macaque was adopted and raised in a demon village with limited knowledge celestial going’s on.

He did however killed a celestial maiden on accident (she was disguised and he didn’t know until after) which is where he got most of his power. 

He was the most powerful in his village so he did a lot of the hunting to pay back for them raising him.

He also adopted his own two monkey siblings off the street named Rumble and savage

Eventually he was arrested for the murder of that celestial maiden and sentenced to death

That’s when he is given a deal by The Gold Star of Venus: he marries Wukong and spies on him for the celestial realm, they forget about his crimes and let him and his siblings work in the celestial realm.

He agrees 

Fanfic begins

Most of option 2

Macaque grew up on the streets of a demon town before being scouted as not a demon but a celestial 

He then got training to be a celestial soldier

Training stopped when he learned how to use his past/future hearing

He then became a prophet in the celestial court

He met Rumble and Savage when they were on trial for stealing hundreds of artifacts

Rumble and savage were trained to be soldiers and Macaque became their writing tutor

He got very close to them becoming pretty much their parent.

After Wukong stole the staff Macaque was asked to use his past hearing to give a neutral opinion/

One day (post great sage incident) The Jade Emperor, hearing of his abilities, asked about how worried he should be about this “brotherhood” 

It’s a lot of information but he does make out the Jade Emperors death and Azure Lion becoming the next Emperor

Macaque, knowing he will be blamed for this, runs from heaven

The Celestial army tries to arrest him several times but it always ends in massacre, letting heaven know just how powerful their little prophet is

At some point The Gold Star of Venus approaches him with a deal: he marries Wukong and spies on him, they forget about his crimes and let Macaque back into heaven with a higher position.

Macaque, missing his kids, agrees. 

Fanfic begins

[lifenconcepts]

I had way too much fun on this

Was actually a delight to find all of them and combine my sillies into one. And yes, all are my comfort characters teehee.

list of all characters below (in order of how they appear first on the image):

The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)

Remi (Ratatouille)

Flint Lockwood (Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs)

Fiddleford mcgucket (Gravity falls)

Discord (MLP)

Stanford filbrick pines (Gravity Falls)

Captain Barnacles (Octonauts)

Aizawa (My Hero Academia)

Glam Shvagenbagen & Ches (Metal Family)

The Joker

Grian

Pinkie Pie (MLP)

Moomin & Snufkin

William Afton (FNAF)

Connor (Detroit become human)

Bean & Lucy (Disenchantment)

Larry Needlemeyer (TAWOG)

Mr Small (The amazing world of gumball)

SpongeBob Squarepants

Lumine

Jack Sparrow

Dr. doofenshmirts (Phineas and ferb)

Bruno (Encanto)

Mackenzie (Bluey)

Raine (The Owl House)

the loserTM (The owl house)

and my goobers from Spies in Disguise :)

I DESIRE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM TO EXPERIENCE A GRUESOME EXPERIENCE PREFERABLY THROUGH FANFICS OR FANART <3<3 I swear I’m normal about them

I swear when I wrote gumball or SquarePants I could hear a different narrator say their names woah

[messedupfamily]

*Climbs out from a grave* HEY GUYS SO UHHH NEW CHAPTER JUST DROPPED ON AO3 The AWOOGA MOMENT???

[9haharharley1]

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Spies In Disguise (2019) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Walter Beckett/Lance Sterling, Walter Beckett/Killian Characters: Walter Beckett, Lance Sterling, Killian (Spies In Disguise) Additional Tags: Romantic Comedy, My attempt at a romcom, oh boy, Fluff, Smut, Cute, Humor, just trying to keep it light-hearted, Maybe - Freeform, just Killian and Lance having a dick measuring contest, i just want to see then make a Walter sandwich ok?, Im a simple woman, Pining, so much pining Summary:

"Our agents are safer than they've ever been thanks to you."

Walter's heart soared at the admission.

"Which is why," the woman closed the program, "we're going to give your proposal a trial run."

"Really?" Walter gasped.

She nodded. "Despite his history, Killian has been a model prisoner. We don't know what he wants, but we need his information. And he wants to talk to you. With that in mind, we're setting up an official trial run to rehabilitate him, and in the meantime, get the answers we need from him."

"There is a catch, though," Jenkins took over. "Your proposal hinges on near 24/7 surveillance. Cameras from every angle outside the property the initiate is staying on, and an agent living in-house with the prisoner. Since this is your idea and Killian wants to speak with you, you will be the agent monitoring him."

"What?!"

---

Chapter 2's up!!

[ouroboros-hideout]

Project Garmr

This is just a wild list of ideas I had after finishing Phantom Liberty and beeing slightly dissapointed how they treated Kurt Hansen as a character.

- Spoilers ahead -

First of all: I love PL but I think it has its weaknesses. But that's for another post.

I am manly dissapointed, that he was introduced as the main antagonist (Myers is the actual villian if you ask me) but got very little screentime or impact on your choices or story imo. He was there, the quests involving him where epic but in the end he just got low to medium depth lore and an unspectacular death. I could rant about the problems I have with the fight (gameplay was sick but the story was meh) or the not-fight if Alex is taking care of him. But that's for another post aswell.

I just want to write down some ideas and headcanons about how things could have turned out differently, if he didn't die.

- I'll give it to V or Alex, that they're actually able to defeat him

- But he'll survive the attack, badly wounded but alive

- He'll then recover in the hospital, maybe getting new chrome to compensate the injuries

If you leave Hansen alive after the fight, you'll later get informed by Mr. Hands that he was assassinated in the hospital.

But what if that's not true. What if Kurt faked his death and spread this missinformation. By placing a body double at his funeral and asigning Bennett and Jago to give the public some drama to make his disguise waterproof but secretly still pulling the strings in the back.

Why? Because it's an opportunity. An opportunity for revenge. Playing hide and seek spygames against the spies and government, who got him into this situation in the first place.

He failed to kill or capture Myers and that's grinding his gears. The grudge he's holding against her is becoming unberable. After Song and the agents of the FIA screwed him over he's more than done fucking around with the marionetts and wants to start a last attempt to kill the puppet master.

He basically wants Myers head on a silver plate.

- This top secret plan is communicted as 'Project Garmr' within the structures of Barghest and Dogtown

- only Kurts most trusted associates know about his plans and that he is still alive

- the risk of someone spilling the tea in the lower ranks of Barghest are to high

- means he needs to get along without the manpower of his militia. At least in the beginning

- in addition to that he doesn't want that his smuggling business or Dogtown in general gets involved too far

- he worked to hard and is proud of his achivements to throw everything into the trash for his personal revenge

- he reaches out to his contacts all over the world, asking around who'd profit from the death of Mrs. President and shifting powers

- all or most of it undercover, so his disguise stays in tact

- building kind of an army

- the course and outcome of this plan would highly depend on the people or organisations Kurt's siding with

-  because after all he wants Myers dead  and in the best case replace her with someone in his favor

- could mean he's 'accidentally' starting the next war or does it in a more discrete manner

- it would suit his character if he used all his wits, instead of just sending some missels to her face. He would not make this mistake again

If this would evolve into a legit fanfic or what ever there are a lot of possibilities to give the Colonel additional lore and depth. For example:

- Meeting people of his past, friends, lovers or enemies alike

- Showing different sides of him (vulnerability because of a trauma or cyberpsychosis or smth like that)

- more of his top tier interrogation skills

- knife fights! Oh yeah

Yeah that's it. For now. A big 'What If'. Don't know, really like the idea somehow. All of it is a WIP that I came up with in the middle of the night but I would like to make it a little project in some way. Even though Kurt didn't had the impact I'd hoped for in the game, he managed to get into the top 3 of my fav chars within the blink of an eye lol.

Side note: Garmr is a dog/wolf mentioned in norse mythologie (who has a lot in common with Fenrir, who is probably more popular). He's described as a fucking huge, blood-stained dog caught in chains, guarding Hel's gate, the door to the underworld. He is ascociated with the beginning of Ragnarök, the final battle between beasts and gods. Once he breaks free from his chains, he's ultimately responsible for plunging the world into chaos.

Think that's an appropriate name Kurt would choose. He's a mythology nerd lol.

Bark. Bark.

[princess-of-the-corner]

Have you ever encountered a fic that wasn’t smut, but had something that was obviously “The Authors Poorly Disguised Fetish”?

the entirety of Totally Spies!

But also yeah I've discovered some odd kinks while wandering through fanfic.

Thankfully in this day and age that sort of stuff is more often tagged even if the premise seems innocuous at first.

[frankencanon]

MDZS Fanfic AU Idea:

TL;DR: Lan Wangji and most other Lans regularly sneak around disguised as rogue cultivators so they can break Lan rules in secret — until the other sects find out...

Throwback to that one idea I had way back when of a Canon Divergent AU of The Untamed where it turns out that the Lan Sect actually *can't* follow all 3.5k rules all of the time... and so in desperation they were forced to come up with the idea (excuse) of establishing a spy network where they would be required to go undercover without the fancy headbands or the vibrant white clothes or, most importantly, the excessively rigid rules...

Liu Haikuan (LXC) in 'The Long Ballad' & Wang Yibo (LWJ) in 'Legend of Fei'

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(Not because they need a spy network or anything — the spy network is just an excuse. In reality, too many Lans were breaking too many rules and having to be punished all the time, and it was risking ruining their reputation.

Afterall, if even the Lans can't follow all of their rules, how can they expect the guest disciples to? Something had to change...

And so, instead of simply changing the rules or easing up on them a bit (the obvious, rational choice), they instead established a spy network where Lans under too much pressure from following so many rules would be allowed to roam free, virtually uninhibited, on the sole condition that when they returned they would bring with them some new information about what's going on in the world...)

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Only the other main sects know vaguely of the Lan Spy Network, and even then only because the Lan Sect seemed to have an endless well of information that they definitely shouldn't have and no one for the life of them can figure out how or where they're getting all this information from...

So, obviously the Lans must have some sort of spies — though, considering their well-documented inability to blend in (what with their white clothing and headbands and strict rules that must be followed at all times without exception) the other sects were under the impression that their spies were animals or something, rather like the Wen birds.

If not animals, then civilians or rogue cultivators that were employed by or indebted to the Lan.

(Under no circumstances were they expecting the Lans themselves to be the spies.)

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This AU was largely inspired by two things:

That scene in the library where Lan Wangji told Wei Wuxian to "piss off." —People don't typically slip up and just say a word or phrase that they've never even thought of or said before... More likely, LWJ has said it before, but was trying to restrain himself from doing so while in "Lan-mode".

A while ago, I watched this other historical drama that also starred Wang Yibo (LWJ's actor), except that I didn't realize at first that it was him because he looked so different... different clothes, different hairstyle, different behavior... They were both historical dramas, but he looked like two completely different people! To the point that I didn't even recognize him!

For reference, here's a side-by-side comparison of Wang Yibo in The Untamed vs Legend of Fei:

If you saw Guy-on-the-Right walking around town all smiley and smug you would NOT think, "Is that the great Hanguang Jun?! What is he wearing?!" No, you would instead think, "Wow, that rogue cultivator is pretty hot..."

I imagine they still keep their headbands on their person when in disguise, just hidden away so they're not visible... Most likely either wrapped around their wrist or their ankle and then hidden away under an arm cuff or a boot.

Little baby Lans are introduced to ~Undercover Work~ slowly, first by being brought out in pairs with an older, more experienced Lan while they're still young enough for their subdued behavior to be dismissed as just a "shy, well-behaved child" — but old enough that they won't slip up and say something they shouldn't, like, "Hi, I'm Lan Zhan."

Lan Wangji was of course first brought out by Lan Xichen, who reassured him that, "Yes, you can run if you want. Yes, you can shout and make noise. Yes, you can slouch. Yes, yes, yes..."

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Whenever someone goes undercover, the other Lans will tell Outsiders that the reason they're unreachable is because they're "in seclusion".

While Lans do actually go into seclusion at times, it's not nearly as often as the other sects are led to believe. Far more likely, they're actually running around ~undercover~ and in-disguise, while seclusion is just being used as an excuse as for why no one can see them or get into contact with them.

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Regular check-ins are of course required to keep track of everyone, much like a "Warm Body Count" in a college dorm.

Additionally, I forgot to mention this before but there are of course some rules that they are still expected to follow, namely the ones that everyone would be expected to follow — such as, for example, no murder.

No assault, no kidnapping, no destruction of public property... Just the stuff that most people would agree should never be allowed. (At least, not without good reason.)

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Not all of the Lan disciples know about this. Su She, for example, has no idea.

It's only the inner disciples who are genuinely expected to follow all the rules all the time that are given this option of running away for a bit...

(They know that if they allowed everyone in the sect to be in on it, they would never be able to keep it a secret from the Outsiders.)

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There are actually far, far more Lans than the other sects realize. This is because at any given time over half of all Lan disciples will be off premises either on official night hunts, wandering about in disguise, or on rotation keeping vigil at one of their many secret outposts.

Speaking of the Lan outposts, there are many all spread out throughout the cultivation world, including at least one in every single major sect's territory.

It's there that undercover Lans can check-in, pass along informative, get medical care, seek asylum, and so on and so forth.

These outposts are connected by secret tunnel systems that the Lans carved themselves, and only in extremely outstanding circumstances are Outsiders ever given any information at all whatsoever about the outposts — and even then, it is only the main family themselves that are permitted to deign to share that information.

The only time a member of another major sect ever heard anything about them is when Lan Xichen himself told Nie Mingjue and Nie Huaisang that if they ever found themselves in an extreme emergency scenario where they desperately needed medical help or asylum but for whatever reason had no where else that they could safely go, to seek out a specific place...

The mark he drew on their arm would signal to their people that they are under their protection and they would be granted asylum.

However, if they ever dared to tell anyone anything about what Lan Xichen had told them... Then the marks on their arms would become corrupted and they would not only be blacklisted from the outposts, but any attempt to enter would be met with lethal force.

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The outposts are hidden in brothels, btw.

Brothels are special in that they tend to operate under an unspoken agreement amongst both the staff and the customers to never speak of what or who they see behind closed doors.

A sort of, "you don't see me, I don't see you" kind of situation.

Thanks to this, they don't have to worry about any witnesses speaking up about what they see; Injured, bleeding cultivators can stumble in the doors and through the halls, and enter rooms that they never come out of, and the other patrons will say nothing.

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Last updated: 04/04/2023.